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I could make simple a simple base with yoghurt and flour. But then I'd have to make a pixxa sauce from scratch as well. Too much work for a NEET.
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Good Afternoon NEETs

Its raining yet again. Looks like its Cognac, oxy and Vinyl tonight. Also picked up a pork knuckle today so prepare yourselves for some hot and steamy El Nuro action this weekend,
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> Footy star turned radio identity Ryan Fitzgerald has been left in disbelief after the South Australian Tourism Commission was caught trying to ban journalists from using the word 'Radelaide' during the AFL's Gather Round.
 >>/3/AW Radio host Heidi Murphy confirmed the bizarre directive, which also told reporters not to refer to Adelaide as the 'City of Churches'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-13274487/Ryan-Fitzgerald-Adelaide-Radelaide-City-Churches-South-Australian-tourism-commission-AFL-Gather-Round.html
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You're kidding yourself if you think he didn't write it that way as a joke, retard.
He described his dinner for tonight (Friday) and said to prepare yourself for "some hot and steamy El Nuro action this weekend". He means he is going to drop a big shit tomorrow or the day after. They are playing along with the meme.
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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/apr/04/australian-neo-nazis-must-be-monitored-better-senate-inquiry-told
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That vinyl has been on my bucket list for so so long. Just stumbled across it the other day. Feeels good man.

Also finally picked up Vangelis. 

Oh shit and that reminds me there is a record fair on at the Brewery tomorrow. Fuck lets burn more money......
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$2950 to the mechanic for work already done on the car. He says it is misfiring or something and he needs to test the computer or something. Could be working on it for another week or two.
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The fact that monk could still see the screen well enough to click on any rangebans after 20+ standards is quite admirable. I'll be sure to mention it if he uses me as a reference.
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This faggot is why I am cold blooded elite with my opsec. Let this be a lesson to all you NEETs. If you namefag post then you will pick up a sicko stalker like IGAY who lives and breathes to get into your skin. 
Horrible.
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When do the SAW films really drop off? I've watched the first three and found two and three to be okayish whilst the first was pretty good.
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God i miss Terry. I really wish some aussie IT guys could of sponsored him and flew his ass over here and set him up with a patreon or something. He could be living the comfy NEET life and calling out the the glow the darks and refining his OS. i would glad trade on terry for 100 fucking jeeets
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> 100 fucking jeeets
Please don't be conservative, I would trade million at least. If we could sacrifice a billion for his life, I would accept that trade.
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It's the least we can do for the planet.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-17/the-first-global-model-of-waterborne-fecal-contamination
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ok, garn local iga to buy some ice cream or chocolate or....something. You neets want anything while I'm there?
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spent far too long in front of the computer today, have that nihilistic feeling of emptiness and depression, but can't make myself leave
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Those are common feels NEET.
It is important top understand that we have been raised into materially comfortable but psychologically difficult circumstances.
Minds and spirits ruined.
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https://tunisbayclub.com/index.php?threads/was-there-a-pre-human-elephant-civilization-in-the-mediterranean-basin.1481/
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Trying again to organise my 'archive' of photos and files. Been attempting this for years but theres gigs of stuff. Copies of copies, different filename formats, nested directories with random stuff. I'm basically purging it of the shit. 
This task invariably involves some wanks
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I have long given up. I just bury the tabs in bookmarks that I never check. Dozens of folders each filled with hundreds of tabs. I often open a wikipedia article to find I've already bookmarked it, sometimes multiple times.
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I think I have successfully quit the coffee.
The headache today was pretty mild. Hopefully it will be gone entirely by tomorrow.
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Cannot for the life of me remember where I put my old 10" netbook. 
That must mean there's a box of my stuff somewhere unaccounted for. This is exactly how I lost my Julius Evola book. Storage tubs just disappearing off the face of the earth. How does that even happen
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Craving a 20 pack of KFC nuggoes and a zinger box with a 10 pack of wicked wings and a maxi popcorn chicken.
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Elon is over, can't compete with the chinks: https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-scraps-low-cost-car-plans-amid-fierce-chinese-ev-competition-2024-04-05/
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Might take a long walk to a distant bakery (not baker's delight), get one of their extra large pidser rolls. You neets want anything?
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I was out of control on them. The black instants. Made me feel full of water, stomach constantly moderately upset. Bad taste in my mouth.
I want to be CLEAN.
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I'm thinking either the seedy one out of the way, that might be an old hag, or the qt Thai one but that's very close to a family friend.
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I'm just a moderate wanker, a middle of the road, orthodox, forehand playing tugger. I'm not an animal, pulling the ears off and doing mattress acrobat doing avant gardt left hand backstrokes.
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I have no impulse control. I can't do moderation. It would be good if I could, but in practice I can only keep on the straight and narrow by keeping myself right away from harmful influences.
My brain does not function correctly. Yes, it was the trauma. I know it isn't real, but what it did to my brain is.
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they changed things from the books 
it's still a fun watch
not sure where I'd rank it, I still have soft spot for the 80s one but I really like the 00s sci-fi channel mini-series 
obviously it's the biggest budget one which is pretty nice but as far as capturing the nuances from the books it's really not there imo
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> saw an American flag
> assumed it was Cruisey
> they  posted something intelligent
> knew it wasn't Cruisey
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Sometimes when the Web elements load slowly or in the wrong order. Thankfully the virus websites load slowly as well so I can backspace out of them
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The money for the infrastructure is a tax levied on platforms. Platforms get almost nothing in add revenue and are usually forced to pay up even to collect any. 

Most platforms are funded as honey pots by big data companies who's revenue comes from corporate influence buying
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> big data companies who's revenue comes from corporate influence buying
Buying what? If nobody watches ads anyway, what use in the consumer data?
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Went to the tugger, she said that she doesnt do that and the other ones are busy. Then told me that I have two hands.
I had a wank in the room afterwards.
Guess I saved 50.
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Also, almost forgot. Put 50 in at the cas because if you put 30 through you get free parking for 24hrs. Walked out with 100 after about 5 min.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1bwf2oh/a_truthnuke_many_of_you_cant_handle/
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I did a poo in the washing machine along with my clothes to see if it will clean it or soil my clothes and break the machine.
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Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape baby, that's where it's at
Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
Dancin' and a lovin' at the rape shack
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I miss the neet with the dying brother. He was one of nuro's earliest brown-snake victims. There was a big call for him to be banned over it but naturally imissfather defended him lol.
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Well he did just stand there for a decade while his brother killed himself and then wanted sympathy from us. A real dick move and utter cringe worthy behaviour for bringing it up yet again
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Turn the water off to the house so you're at least not wasting water in the mean time. There should be a thing out the front, possibly under a box. You'll have to give a handle a quarter turn.
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And tap handles are pretty easy to fix yourself. You generally have it like in the diagram. You need to put the idk bit on the tap shaft, slide the handle over the top, (it will be against a spring) and then use the locking nut to hold the whole assembly together.
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This is the dumbest fucking excuse I've ever heard.
> just stand there
Things are more complicated than that.
> wanted sympathy from us
So? NEETs fuck their lives up in all sorts of ways.
> bringing it up yet again
Drawing attention to anything nuro has done, such as shitting in a pan and frying it, is always dismissed by you as though it was something that was a one-off in the past and not part of a pattern of ongoing behaviour.
Nuro looks for lowly neets like monk and iga and tries to come up with reasons as to why he is better than them. He has been so uppity lately since I called him out for becoming a meth-head.
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Jesus Christ help me neets. I’m out with a fat ugly girl. She wants to go back to my place. It’s over I’m found to die of embarrassment
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Now she’s setting up the switch and we’re eating pizza. Kill me now. 
Kill me.
Kill me.
Kill me.
She’s in my house.
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Oh no no no there’s no escape. We’re playing Mario kart and she hasn’t said when she’s leaving.
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I am a slightly balding but intimidatingly handsome unemployed, disenfranchised man with addiction and mental health issues. 
Women love that.
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I want to do a blood donation, but not to donate blood, instead I want to find out if I have a bunch of diseases they test for. Can I just claim I want to donate blood, get the tests, then pussy out of actually giving up my precious red man vitality?
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They take some blood as the donation and some as a sample that they test. What you want is a blood test. And they don't actually tell you about the results, just if you're allowed or not. I've never been told anything they just keep bringing me back.
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meh. I wanted the blood donation tests because I don't want to explain to my doctor why I think I don't have cytomeglavirus or epstein-barr, which I'd need to to get a blood test for them. Well, never mind.
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I think you can get blood tests done privately. You just print a form off online and go to the usual place. You have to pay full price though. No Medicare.
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I was wondering about the intent behind the story, and whether Anthony Burgess had written it as an attack on rising crime in mid 20th century britain.
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> There are three types of Moloko plus served within the Milk Bar; vellocet (mixed with most likely amphetamines), synthemesc (mixed with synthetic mescaline) and drencrom (mixed with adrenochrome and possibly unnamed hallucinogens). It can be served to minors because of its lack of alcohol.
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I see some Slavic and German words, and I bet there are some other foreigns mixed in.
> moloko - milk
Slav.
> banda - band
This might be Hungarian, since we use the same word for band, or gang. I don't know about Slavic languages.
> gazetta - newspaper
Italian
> kartoffel - potato
German
This one is good:
> cancer - cigarette
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> Alex
> his name containing three relevant meanings: the allusion to
Alexander the Great (Alex is the gang's leader), the Latinate meaning of "without law" ("A- lex"), and the allusion to Alex's creative use of nadsat-based slang (a "lexicon" is a dictionary).
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Haven't had this much energy in fucking ages. Bouncing of the walls, just pacing around the shed with a beaming smile on my face. 
Laughing for no reason. Clicking through tabs like a mad man. 
Maybe it was the potato cakes and full sugar pepsi I had earlier. Ray Peat was right
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Although the solar eclipse on 8 April will not affect the beams in the LHC, the gravitational pull of the moon, like the tides, changes the shape of the LHC because the machine is so big.
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First instant coffee in a few months. I've been on the sachet coffee for about a month but just saw the expiry - 2022. They taste fine but have powdered milk so I better stop testing it. Will need to get pods or new sachets, this coffee (moccona) doesn't taste nice. Very dirty and chocolate-y.
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The black comedy The Death Of Stalin (2017) will be on womboflix tonight. Based on the French graphic novel La Mort de Staline (2010–2012), the film depicts the internal social and political power struggle among the members of Council of Ministers following the death of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin in 1953. 7pm AEDT.
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Reading that Australian Junior Encyclopaedia, the intro is by Walter Murdoch. Up to a bit about production in the brief (first chapter thing). I like that the first stand alone chapter is astrology.
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Good Morning NEET
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i felt like that yesterday
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well i am better its just a fact
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that guy is so cringe i hope he loses a limb one day
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you earned it
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just tell her he is a car collector 
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thats not healthy 
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i have been on the aldi organic coffee pods lately since my mom gave me their old kofeee machine. Would reccomend.
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fight apathy or don't
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its ice break and left over burrito thismorning. The EL nuro can wait till tomorrow 
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thats a good moofie, i should be able to make it
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you become based 
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it wasnt really meth but it was
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skulling of magnesium salts and then olive oil. look it up


Good News vinyl NEETs there is a record fair on thismorning. Do you want me to look out for anything ?

https://waxespresso.com/blogs/events/sunshine-coast-record-fair-blackflag-brewery-coolum-april-7th
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Every company needs one. I wanted to get a cert IV in accounting so I could work at a plan manager once, but then worked at one anyway.
What they teach in the course isnt industry specific.
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But, if I did it I would've been on about or just under 6 figures.
You will need some customer support/conflict resolution skills but most of it isnt talking to people.. at least in with the plan managers.
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Don't like how my place smells. It's ok when I'm sitting inside it, but once I go out for a while and re-enter it I notice the bad smell.
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Why do millenials and zoomers never vote against the government whose policies have caused the housing crisis?
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Bogan scum walking down the footpath being pulled along on the leash by a massive pitbull. No control at all.
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 >>/837421/
The Simpsons had more heart in the early days. Made me emotional a few times.
There's a couple of episodes of Futurama that tug at the heartstrings too.
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Not sure if I should apply for a job with Black Mesa or Aperture. Recruiters have been in touch from both.
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Watching nuro at the vinyl thing made me realise I never go out anywhere. Might go to a thing next weekend, not to buy anything, but just to look around and get out of my house.
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It might make you feel better NEET.
Fresh air and people around you. Reminds you that the rest of the world exists. Gets you out of your own head.
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That’s what’s Alex and I and others have been trying tell y’all about for years. 360 degree winning. Unlimited BASEDNESS. It’s all within us. It’s what the elite are scared of. It’s why they keep us down. It’s why the narky  NEETs do what they do. It’s the hat I fight for.
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All food cans are lined with toxic plastics.
The most poisonous ones are ones where the food has been cooked in the can. Just cancer soup.
Say no to canned food.
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I want a few canned meals as backup here, so I don't do what I just did and go out and waste $14 on a hamburger. I need more variety than just my frozen feedpacks.
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Just grab a few different ones and try them, once you find some you like just keep buying them, just check what country they come from and just keep some bread in the freexer to help fill out the meal.
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> Anthony Albanese celebrates Sikh Vaisakhi in Melbourne
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/anthony-albanese-celebrates-sikh-vaisakhi-in-melbourne/news-story/bdaae0c57489a351128c7225d242935b
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The struggle for power already started while Stalin was dying, and Beriya pulled the shortest straw in the end. The SU needed change and Khrushchev dumped responsibility into the neck of Stalin and Beriya so he'll be able to initiate what needs to be done.
These were close associates for long time, "friends", so the tone of conversations must have been similar between them. They were also in cliques as people tend to do in a group, and rivaled each other.
There are many details that plausible but ofc basically everything is made up in one way or another, it's a comedy.
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Ok neets, I've just found out that Dune Part 2 hit bittorrent this morning. I didn't expect it for two more weeks. Womboflix will be giving an impromptu screening of Dune Part 1 (2021) tomorrow evening, then Dune Part 2 (2024) on Tuesday. Sorry for the short notice, I didn't expect it yet.
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I have made frequent changes of email address and phone number over the years. No social media accounts in my name.
I am uncontactable by anyone from the past.
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But your phone numbers are probably linked by the IMI of the phone you used, your emails are probably linked by the companies you gave your email to etc etc. 
The world is shrinking neet
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Feel sorry for the poor kids who get jobs at the supermarket at 16 and don't know what the foods are.
Then rich people laugh at them for not knowing the difference between rainbow chard,rhubarb, celery and choi sum
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They just need to ask the customer what it is and then act impressed that the customer eats such fancy things. The customer is then flattered and doesn't laugh. Only when they get home do they tell their partner in disbelief that the checkout girl didn't know the difference between a Swede and a turnip.
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Good directors choose a long run time for cinematic effect. 
Hollywood directors end up with long run times because they bit off too much of someone else's material and couldn't synthesise it.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/so-awful-antiques-roadshow-experts-fury-over-rare-item/news-story/8b3c56c7a9e80cd7ed1883d21982bb15
uppity nigger should be whipped
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https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/bruce-lehrmanns-university-shown-in-bombshell-laptop-leak-image/news-story/3fab0096751f43445b1ba61e543c68e2
oh bruce
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What a rookie mistake. Reminds me of the time I left "gay porn" in the search bar on a screenshot I posted here and had to pretend I'd done it on purpose as a troll.
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I think I got my windscreen wipers attached properly. Not entirely sure though. They are tricky.
I will hope for the best.
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Go for a test drive and give them a test. Pull over when safe to do so and check. Better to test now if it's not raining when you don't need them.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/arnotts-releases-2023-april-fools-tim-tam-product/news-story/693b2d92a27232efec38cda0a5938f46
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"Hello this is *female* from Clown World Employment, I see you have an appointment scheduled for next Monday, but would you like to come in sooner?"

No bitch, I do not.
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You ever eating your boiled mince and somehow a bit of the mince ends up stuck up that flip bit that connects the nose to the throat and you end up blowing that bit of boiled mince out your nose?
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The board is so much slower these days. Far too many neets have been lost due to low quality posts and bad-home behaviour.
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Day 12 of not wanking or looking at porn. I don't feel all that horny but I feel very tired. I can't sleep more than six hours. I just wake up very suddenly and abruptly feeling fairly alert but quickly getting tired as the day goes on. I'm thinking about having a wank to my imagination just so I can sleep. What do you think?
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ancient boongs used to worship a giant god-possum, and said that during the end times he would defeat the rainbow serpent in a titanic battle and destroy the old world and  a new world would be created, a paradise where every river was filled with 98 octane premium and goon fell out of the sky when it rained

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