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Dune Part 1 (2021) will be on womboflix tonight at 7pm AEDT neets. All of the best neets will be there. Arrive early before all the popcorn has been eaten.

A noble family becomes embroiled in a war for control over the galaxy's most valuable asset while its heir becomes troubled by visions of a dark future.
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> https://thedebrief.org/how-magic-mushrooms-inspired-frank-herberts-dune/
Melange, or ‘spice,’ the drug everyone is obsessed with in the new sci-fi epic Dune, was inspired by magic mushrooms.

Frank Herbert, the author of the original 1965 Dune novel, had a personal affinity for psilocybin (a naturally occurring psychedelic compound produced by several fungi), and that was the secret behind one of the most significant aspects of the movie’s plot: the naturally-occurring drug found on the planet Arrakis that fuels not only interstellar travel but also has mind-altering effects.
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Ok, half a packet of green goddess salad with flaked almonds down the hatch. Starting to feel better. I really need to do this right after breakfast instead of chocolate.
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I tested my windscreen wipers. Started slow and went up to full speed mode. All worked well.
There is a chance that high speed driving and heavy rain downpour could cause the issue again. But hopefully not. Difficult to test that. Praise God.
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Some loony fucking terrorist just pulled up out the front of my place, took his shoes off, put a hoodie on, hopped around the front of his car with something purple that turned out to be a magic carpet or something and then did about 5 or 6 sets of standing praying followed by kneeling down and headbutting the carpet. He then drove off.
Looked like he was facing West South West, which isn't even the direction of Mecca.
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A company wants to schedule a phone call to discuss my junior developer application 
I can feel the momentum changing, attracting positive energy from the cosmos, the lock to my cage almost broken by sheer force of will
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I've something stuck in my teeth right up the back. I can't get the floss back there. Brushing didn't help. Trying to get at it is making it worse.
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Trust me the dental Jews have been lying to you all your life. Go to the pharmacy. Ask for hydrogen peroxide 6% and brush and floss with it. Doing this literally saved my life. Don’t think don’t argue just do it.
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Too many people at the deli. Got a Mrs Mac's snosage roll instead of the chook. Talk about instant regret when leaving the store.
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> Yeah fuckt it, garn a chook
 There was about 2 dozen when I left about 30 minutes ago. Fucking none now...

Got a bag of salad, a shitty McCain pixxa, and a Cadbury creme egg.
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Ok neets, Dune (2021) will be on in 1 hour. 30 minutes before that, in half an hour, we will begin playing a documentary on Frank Herbert's life and Dune. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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I added some cornflour to thicken it up. You've got to dissolve it in some cold water first as otherwise you get clumps.
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Womboflix is playing the documentary The History Behind Dune | Arab Nationalism, Magic Mushrooms and The Cold War. The movie itself will begin in 30 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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I haven't been able to sleep properly. This is day 12 without wanking at all. Very restless. People talk about feeling energetic and I feel the opposite. Very tempted to just get it out.
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I keep stirring the slow cooker. Very anxious to have it. Very hungry. I should wait until the meat is falling off the bone though.
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The mechanic has started working on the car again. He says its probably the timing chain and tensioner that needs replacing next, he says its gonna cost about fifteen hours labor and parts.
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I didnt know the car had a timing chain, the other mechanic was in the office and kept sniggering into his hand like there is some joke I dont know about.
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Chiggen hasn't started falling off the bone yet. I gave it another stir. I think another hour on high should do it.
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The only 'wrong state' is that which exists in muh brain. Would you like a slice of pizza? Perhaps some noodles. I saw a good recipe for peanut butter nooders.
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I looked at it but I resisted. I am making another cup of tea. I should keep food for occasions like this but I like the impulse control to not just eat all the pies/tins of soup etc. in a matter of days.
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I was exposed to ten minutes of lamestream media today, it feels like a homeless cunt is relaxing on a filthy piece of building insulaton, with half drunk cups of sus liquid forgotten, within a corona of discarded trash, in my mind. But do tell us about this news item, I'm sure there is some normie spin brewing about it.
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Uh so that fat ugly girl I told you neets about proposed that we should be friends with benefits. It was awkward and I didn't know what to say. What would any of you have done? Take her up on it? Ghost her?
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The chicken flesh has started falling off the bone. I'll give it one more hour and then filter out the bones.
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> You have completed your point target for this reporting period with 6 days remaining.
It is hard work being a neet.
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Thanks to the neet crew who showed up to watch Dune Part 1 (2021). We will watch Dune Part 2 (2024) tomorrow neets, same time.
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The final episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm came out today.
I downloaded it, not sure if I will get around to watching it ever.
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> Whenever my mom would yell at me I would get a boner so I would run away then she would chase me and I would get even harder

another one:
> You should have mixed your cum into her food. I did that with my sister and i was never harder when I watched her eat it
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nieghbour's lights are on, can't see any smoke inside the room, can see the smoke, can't see his car, not sure what to do
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fire brigade arrived in about 2 minutes after I called them -- WINNING
Forced entry into chink neighbour's place. Shut off his smoke alarm. Neet peace and quiet status: restored -- WINNING
Chink door status: destroyed -- WINNING
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I'm going to throw out that huge bag of popcorn I bought yesterday, bingeing on it made me sick. Don't let me forget neets.
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Have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from the pokies to be the first half of the day to be the first half of the year
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https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/hungry-elephant-smashes-open-factory-door-to-steal-food/video/842f767138048142a71c50e6e330ed1c#video
> iktf
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Bush jacket, jack daniels cap with a torn visor, king gee overalls and redback boots. All my shit for the trip in a potato sack and a swag. Turn up with the money in 50's and 20's, wait there for ten minutes no emotion looking at some maps torn out of a melway from the 90's while he counts the cash and signs the papers, shake hands say thanks when he grants that it serves me as well as it did him. Look at the maps some more while it warms up. Nod, salute and wheel out to the freeway.
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Maybe get a F350 with the 4.9L V8. Get help to check it out for issues and repair them before I start using it to get cheap building materials and prepper stuff from the rich parts of the city.
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I can't sleep more than about five or six hours per night. This is fucked. I'm really tempted to just rub one out without porn to see if that helps me sleep.
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The fireys last night were magnificent - all white, all 6 foot plus, all fit, not a single fatty among them. It was like a time warp back to 20th century Australia
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I've been up for four hours and haven't really done anything yet. I'm going to turn off my computer and get cracking on the to-do list. This should keep my hands away from my BWC.
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I've been using it exclusively for the last six or seven years or so.
Have you noticed any features it lacks compared to microsoft office? I have found that some places get funny about formats for things like job applications so I have had to convert them or export as a pdf etc.
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https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/solar-eclipse-conspiracy-theories-far-right-1234998475/

:|
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Those smoke alarms are way too sensitive. I disabled mine at the last two places I lived. Sick of them going off just because I was cooking something in the frying pan.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/face-body/common-compliment-women-are-sick-of-getting-from-men/news-story/6903ff7837d01797d322cf2d504654e2
trev needs to run this one over in his truck
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He doesn't even have to work for a living anymore, just goes into the pokies anytime he needs money and uses it like other men use banks. He doesn't go to the whizzers for the money anymore, he just goes there to perform casual racisms for his own amusement
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Woolies order in, only treats I got were.
Lindt Excellence Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate Block 	
Lindt Les Grandes Milk Chocolate & Hazelnut Block 	
Paddle Pop Chocolate Frozen
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> Lindt Excellence Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate Block
> Lindt Les Grandes Milk Chocolate & Hazelnut Block
> Paddle Pop Chocolate Frozen
Will that be enough to last all afternoon?
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lmao
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> “Carpet pythons will usually eat one big meal, such as a possum,”
> “This will last them a while as they slowly digest it. So no doubt that this defecation would have come after about a week or so.
> “I’ve seen large snakes poo enough to fill an entire bucket.
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the chink next door still hasn't been back yet - more than 14 hours after the fire incident, wonder if he's out of town
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Take a bet on of those million dollar mongs instead

https://www.smh.com.au/national/sensors-escape-proof-windows-24-hour-supervision-inside-a-sex-offender-s-ndis-funded-home-20240407-p5fi13.html

Archived at
https://archive.is/7nNu2
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Fuck sake...
Went through their fucking humiliation ritual and did a bunch of body weight squats, shoulder rotation, weight measurement etc in some shitty side office after waiting around for 45 minutes for some brown cunt to 'interview' me. 
A hundred intrusion questions later and they tell me we can't proceed without a second reference. 
Fucking nigger loving HR roastie longhouse shit. Fuck them. Total femoid death
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Apparently a BEST A paramedic, Stuart Brand, blew his brains out in front of spectators at Outer Harbour yesterday.
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I just figured out how to steal shit from woolies. They don't scan boxes of coke so you can just put shit underneath it and they wont see.
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Had a smoothie of salad and frozen berries, feeling MUCH better. Wonder why the hell I never do this earlier in the day.
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There was a post on Reddit in the last month about someone saying they were arrested. Someone said they log the incident in a system (Aurion I think) and after it hits a certain amount, they calls the cops. Similar to what they do in America to make the charges more serious.
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A good lawyer would fuck that off in court. You can't let crimes go on and on (if you know about them) and then decide to prosecute them all at once.
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> You can't let crimes go on and on (if you know about them) 
It could be claimed that a person made a mistake scanning an item or two. Showing a pattern of behaviour over time would make it harder to claim it was a mistake. If there was a time limit, they could limit the charges to the most recent offences and it depends on what you stole.
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Yeah ok.
Sure.
Woolies can let you shoplift for 10 years and then decide to stop you one day and give the police 10 years worth of surveillance footage.
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Dune Part 2 (2024) will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets. In 30 minutes we will put on a documentary explaining many elements of the book, in case like me you have problems keeping track of all the things going on in the story. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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 >>/838301/
Excellent choice my dude, I used to love that stuff, bought one of the small bars every morning for a while. what are you following it up with?
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No, but if they know of a thefts and have footage or other identifying information (rewards card etc) they should lodge police reports for each one.
You can't save that shit for a rainy day to prosecute when you think it might be at its most advantageous for you.
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They would also be asked by any competent defender or magistrate why they knowingly allowed a thief to keep coming back week after week.
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> You can't save that shit 
You can do whatever you want. The police and prosecutors would have to decide what they want to do with it once they receive it. I don't see why they'd want to let thieves get away with crimes if they are caught red handed.
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They would just tell the truth that it wasn't worth the effort to prosecute every minor theft and they have systems in place to act only on repeat offenders who steal a high value amount of stock over a period of time.
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> You can do whatever you want.
statute of limitations on small shit is 6 months in SA, other offenses are decreed by act and some have no limit (eg murder)
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Chomasonette now desperate to stay in the gene pool just asked if I wanted to fuck. 

Rural inbreeding, real problem.
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> 6 months
I reckon if you gave the cops 6 months of footage of someone repeatedly stealing from you they would prosecute that person no worries.
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Nasty cycle of rumours and people treating each other like shit. All you can do is keep your sickle clean your house clean and your gene pool clean
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I got here from Aus/pol/ but it was many years ago. There might be a few good fellows there who would fit in here.
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Opening a bottle of plonk. Trying to remember my responsibilities in my past life as an office wagie. 
Have to wake up before 10am tomorrow, wish me luck.
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That was one of my longest streaks. God damn I wish I hadn't wanked. It isn't worth it, it never is.
I managed to stay away from the weirder porn though so I am getting better despite the occasional upset.
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I need to make a gif of him walking down the hallway with the aid of that walking frame. I want to post it everytime I say I'm going out for a walk.
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The change in my urine smell may be because I stopped drinking espressos all day and just started having a pot of filtered coffee in the early morning instead.
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> The first external sign of melange-induced metabolic change is visible in the eyes, as the drug tints the sclera and iris to a dark shade of blue.
Like the way end stage alcoholism makes your eyes yellow
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Got the flanno and socks on. A bowl of microwaved cheerios smothered in tomato sauce would really hit the spot right now!
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Just saw a picture of my high school crush, horrific, I think she's going all elliot page and full ftm tranny.
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This Saturday womboflix will be streaming Sudden Death (1995), starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. Our Sunday movie was going to be Dune, but we ended up seeing that on Monday, so there will be no stream on Sunday.
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Morndings. Woke up at 8:30 like a good little cagie. 
In the coffee zone, preparing for battle with HR foids
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I think chariots of fire is about a jew who overcomes anti-semitism to beat the english at sports in the 1920s and I'm not sure womboflix audiences are ready for that yet. Well, maybe cruisey is.
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No, it’s simply putting $100 that I don’t need or care about in a machine and doing max bets. Either you get a feature or something in a few spins or you lose it, but you walk away at that point regardless.
I guarantee if I did this again tomorrow or Friday that I’d lose the $100.
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The key points are:
1. Not using money you need for food, rent, bills, savings
2. Walking away the moment you’re up a bit or you’ve lost it
Two simple concepts that 99% don’t seem to ‘get’
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Weber and Cruisey should start a business where people give them money to play the pokes and they give a percentage of the winnings back to the customer.
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webby is just winning back all the money that cruisey has lost on these infernal machines over the years. When he's finished collecting it all, I'm sure he'll give it back to cruisey
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Nah. Sent an email from the whizzers to my boss about the whizzers and the unrealistic expectations of me given how little I am paid at present. Referred to the “brownoids” and “faggot” at the whizzers. Said I was presently too fat to fit into business attire and that it would take me a couple of months to psych myself up for interviews anywhere decent.
Haven’t checked for a response.
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> Referred to the “brownoids” and “faggot” at the whizzers
> Said I was presently too fat to fit into business attire
Oh Weber. I don't know what to say. I hope this person you sent the email to realises that you are in a mental health crisis and doesn't take any negative action against you.
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I swear I can hear someone moving around next door but the chink's car isn't there. Maybe it's just the wind.
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Rocked up like a proper deadshit to my job service provider interview. Jumper sleeves pushed up to my elbows, grotty grey trackies, thongs and a swagger of arrogance. Almost didn't go in because I was so nervous. Don't know why. Can't even talk to people anymore without jacking my heart rate through the roof. Maybe too many lobster pills lately, turning into a lobster. 
Got a cask at Dans, cashier asked me how I was going and I just didn't reply, felt bad afterwards so gave him my phone/membership number just to say something out loud. 
I have the mong doc on Friday morning but I might cancel it, can't wake up early enough. Then I have a flight to catch that arvo. Stress 

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kek

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Weber NEET arc? What is your plan? 

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Sometimes the power level just falls right out of you 

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Bartenders have changed in the last 10 years. I asked one for a "pint of draught" and she said "which draught?" not long ago
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> Jumper sleeves pushed up to my elbows, grotty grey trackies, thongs and a swagger of arrogance
That's how it's done chief. Insecure people need to hide their inability behind fancy suits, alpha guys like yourself can dress like derros and still win just through an aura of confidence.
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> I have the mong doc on Friday morning but I might cancel it, can't wake up early enough. 
Many such cases. You need rehab

> Then I have a flight to catch that arvo. Stress
Blue page in Cairns.
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This nerd nigga is a bit of an idiot. He knows some tech shit, but then he goes off trying things which have no chance of working.
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Bedroom rearrange done.
I've got the bed, computer desk and recliner chair all in the one room now. Ready for winter. I can only afford to heat one room.
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I do the rearrange properly. Dust everything and vacuum.
I think there might be NEETs out there who just move things around.
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nigga nerd on youtube is making so many mistakes, normally it would be painful to watch, but because he's black I find myself laughing at him instead
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the back sides of my dinner plates keep getting more and more stained, maybe from sitting in the sink for too long. Do neets have any ideas for getting them clean?
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Is the seed oil stuff real or just bro science? Nearly finished my bottle of canola oil, wondering what to use next.
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Yeah a younger guy called Tyler. His NEET outfit was a bit more entry level than mine, you could tell he was still on the fence about identifying outwardly.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-10/review-details-ndis-commission-regulatory-failure-autism-program/103687108

How much per hour to beat up spergs Cruisey?
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A well respected dietitian in the sphere used to get herders to take them shopping and bill for OT. Also wrote reports stating that they all need thermomixers, and sold them all one for $3k each.
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On closer inspection of the thumbnail, it's just the bag, not a record. 
I know he's here either way. Can smell it.
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Was talking to another psychotic who said that the VicZOG is going to get old cars off the road by making it basically impossible to register them if they are modded in any way from stock. That would explain all the pre-90's F trucks up on FB marketplace. This certainly dampens my enthusiasm but it might not be the end of the story because I could get what I want i.e. a stock 1977 F100 off a scared boomer and still get it registered without much trouble.
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Did a parallel park for the first time in about 5 years. Got it right first go too. Almost perfect. Would have liked to have been closer to the kerb by an inch or so. Still very stressful, but the important thing was no embarrassing restarts.
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Well done NEET. I never did one after doing a couple to get it ticked off in my log book to get my licence.
I wouldn't be able to do one now. Can't remember how.
To be honest I struggle just to get between the lines in a normal park.
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Parallel parking is stupid and should be banned. Allowing it along major roads encourages people to clog them up.
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Someone screamed on the street outside. Just the usual in this bad home area. Don't even look any more.
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Some people have cars with self-parking features but I've never even had a reverse camera. Don't even have cruise control, still driving in 1998
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FRM's mother gave me a lamb roast, strawberries, chocolate and some Cooper's sparkling ale. She is a very generous woman.
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Bootes is bright tonight. The time and season change has my choof and celestial observer sessions at a different time. Scorpio isn't usually seen, that's in the direct east. 
Spica/Virgo is high in the sky. 
Looks like Scorpio is aiming at Virgo, with Libra inbetween. Libra is balanced but not even, or something.. I need to think about that more. while doing squats in its direction in the dark and rattling my eardrums.
Not sure if Virgo is really one, there's a crow, Corvus who hangs around. Plus the Centaur about to shoot Scorpio looks up her skirt. 
Bootes wants it.
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An alternative lore associates the name with the legend around Icarius, who gave the gift of wine to other men, but was murdered by them, because they had had no experience with intoxication and mistook the wine for poison. It is stated this Icarius, became Arcturus
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Been getting into the Christian radio lately. The music is always pleasant unlike the nigger garbage on Triple J, and the conversations uplifting. But there were female hosts the past couple nights and I just couldn't listen.
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I keep an eye on him. A few weeks ago he privated all his vids citing harassment. A /fit/ thread mocking his physique was the last straw for him.
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I passed my driving test years ago but I really shouldn't be allowed to drive I've scraped the shit out  other cars numerous times in parking lots lol
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i got 5 more free driving lessons from DES cenno people
gonna smash em out then attempt the test

i fucking need it, cant handle telling another woman i cant drive
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i saw the threads, idk what peoples infatuation with this guy is
he just needs to fucking smile and stop being a sad kunt

he's about as fit as a 30 year old natty indian will ever get, needs to work on other aspects of life now
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It is his personality that is the problem. These incels become fixated on their appearance. They are like women in that  respect.

I don't know if he can fix his personality. The autism is severe.
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personality is hard to fix, especially online
the people around you shape who you are and how you act
when your lonely and enter an echochamber of other lonely/insane people you just end up fucked in the head
need to go offline and hang around some normal people, but its hard to find ones who will stick around schizos 
i dont see much hope for the incels over 30, its too ingrained at that point
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anyone figured out how to actually keep a sleep schedule as a neet?

it always creeps back to being nocturnal until i stay up tired as fuck for 2 days and fix it
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any extreme exclusion diet is bullshit like carnivore, keto, vegan.
you want a diet with a bit of all the good shit. meats, fish, eggs, salads, veges, fruits, nuts, dairy etc. 
just avoid processed shit basically
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Agreed, I've done literally every fad diet keto, vegan carnivorous, pescatarian and at the end of the day a standard diet without the processed stuff is the best. Those other diets are OK as a diet but not a lifestyle IMO but to each their own

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