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Looks like the web mirroring thing I left running last week and forgot about has downloaded half the internet
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 >>/838782/
I find that if you keep everything in your life very regular - meal times and quantities, exercise times etc - then you can keep your waking and sleeping routine normal.
No binges.
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Fuck the youtube algo is scary, was just thinking about a technical topic I needed to review and then noticed a video while I was scrolling through my youtube feed.
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need to get some mondster and foodstuffs
got told to take a day away from the whizzers and do some other shit
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13291933/Mother-feared-sons-werewolf-syndrome-condition-caused-eating-CAT-satisfy-cravings-pregnant.html
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The /ausneets/ way for some time now has been to drive away neets through bad moderation and then try to attract outsiders to bring our numbers up with no expectation that they behave or assimilate. It is basically Australia's immigration policy applied to the board.
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One bag of hotdog buns, a four pack of white mondster, and one quadruple Dare acquired.
Living the high life.
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What kind of retarded system is that?
I won $30 on one spin on my second $50 but thats it.
I went on shogun, which isnt part of the system.. i think.
Fuck.
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I finally did it neets, had my smoothie full of salad and berries in the morning instead of 4:30 in the afternoon. Bright eyed and bushy tailed, ready for the day ahead.
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This Saturday night womboflix action movie will be Sudden Death (1995), an action thriller that pits a lone fire marshal against extortionists who hold unsuspecting NHL players and fans for ransom during game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals, and set payment milestones to coincide with the game's progress.
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When the demons were first manifested into a physical form, they were grotesque aberrations of humanity. After two years of working with them, they can now convincingly mimic the human form (with some issues with eyes and fingers still). Two more years, and they will be able to start taking the places of those you know personally.
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 >>/838911/
"System," the word, implies some sort of process.  What in the fuck do you think this niggard government is actually doing other than rob us of taxes?
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he's not going to share the system with us, he knows we couldn't handle the power of the system, we would be corrupted by it, we would use it for evil
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still haven't done a single productive thing today. Webby won on the pokies, monk got a job, porn neet watched some porn - but I have done nothing
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 >>/838993/
Basado !
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I am not using the parting tool on that job and i dont need the 4 jaw for that job
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Basado !
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> workshop next to beach 
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i too like to live dangerously
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> workshop next to beach 
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Top Kek. He has got a system. Id pay him. 
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ooooff the cringe
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Basado !
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The desk, the keyboard, the kitchen, the toilet are spotless thats all that matters, my car is clean, my bike is clean, the laundry is done. Dont try to give me shit about some fucking machine tool i i have been training some people on. Christ look at your own fingernails. 

Meanwhile..... Thursday.... Pork Knuckle aquired.... i can Feel an EL Nuro comming on
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> The desk, the keyboard, the kitchen, the toilet are spotless thats all that matters, my car is clean, my bike is clean, the laundry is done. Dont try to give me shit about some fucking machine tool i i have been training some people on. Christ look at your own fingernails. 
Yes, but is your penis clean?
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Where do neet ceos shop? I went to kmart today, looking for a nice plus sized polo shirt, they only came in sized of 4xl and below. Felt discriminated against.
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> Are you commenting on their coup?
No, this is just a trip report.
At the meeting last Wednesday night the new President got up and had a cry about the chinese whispers and anonymous emails and then said the two culprits weren't present.
So a couple of other people have either been blamed for me, or having been stirring shit up on their own.
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> They better be paying you. 
You know car clubs and the like just operate on volunteer labour and members submit trip reports etc for the newsletter.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/evidence-aboriginal-people-made-pottery-and-sailed-thousands-of-years-ago-discovered/news-story/6a0d5a741f5464199cde18268399ab5e
boongs trying to take credit for others' stuff again
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Spoke to a boomer about the old car rego issue and he told me that the Transport ZOG is taking all the special interest plate cars over the pits soon and raping the owners with registration fees for all the mods done to  the cars. He reckons its possible to get any car unrestricted rego if it passes roadworthy. That means no mods and all the seals and gaskets dont leak and stuff. I gotta look into that. He reckons heaps of club cars are going for cheap because its not going to be viable to register them under the new regime.
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 >>/839100/
I hope you are talking to reliable boomers. A lot of them just talk out their bum but don't let you know they are talking crap. Their wives know.
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>  He reckons heaps of club cars are going for cheap because its not going to be viable to register them under the new regime.
I didn't hear anybody complaining last week when a bunch of people from the east coast states were together
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Where are they going to find inspectors who know every single nut and bolt of every model car ever made? How are they going to detect aftermarket camshafts, rockers etc?
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No energy. Wish I had still had access to dexies, but my scripts stopped years ago and I'm too much of a pussy to try and buy them illegally.
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New mission for me tomorrow: have both a serving of vegies and get my daily exercise done early in the morning, ideally before 9:30
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I want to start eating more seafood, was checking out the frozen seafood section at coles the other day. I noticed the cheapest fish fillets there didn't tell you what was in the fillets, only the expensive fish had actual names. Should I avoid the cheap ones?
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 >>/839144/
Cheap are hoki or pike. Still okay. 
Holy comes from Vietnam a lot and their water is so polluted they have to put bleach and antibiotics into the waterways. I've been told hoki is actually a red meat but it's white from the bleach. 
It won't kill you.
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Acacia aroma (common wattle) is high dosage dmt. 
One of my mates told me about how if you get their pollen and put it in a capstan tin, then leave it for ages it turns into red goop tat you can hot knife or glass pipe. 
He reckons burying the tin is best because it keeps it at a more consistent temp. 
He was a loopy lsd dude though, so might be bs.
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smokables DMT was literally getting shot into another dimension, your vision fades away  and all you see is movies out of television static and machine elves entities. 

 I THINK THEY WERE SAYING HONK HONK
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Buy Snapper or john dory, basically the further south the less polluted the waters are, big fish that are higher in the food chain accumulate all the other toxic stuff the littler fish have been eating, but along as your not eating the guts and shit you're probably sweet. I tried a pescatarian diet for awhile
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Basically all our food today is poison, only the elites that have Filipinos growing their veggies for them on the acreages and their own private fish farms with water sourced from the mountainside like the emporers did in roman times
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There's an odd shaped tree outside my bathroom window, when I'm not wearing my glasses it looks like a dinosaur on the queen from aliens
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/proof-women-are-meant-to-have-multiple-partners/news-story/2cd7746a11c8e32cbc60a8ff9edb7b5c
It's ya girl, Jana
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/made-of-gas-embarrassing-eclipse-fail-goes-viral/news-story/fa53b1bb8ca6edc06869de95b07474bc
black science bitch
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Had my smoothie and lifted weights, didn't quite make the 9:30 deadline, but close enough. Tempted to get on the easter eggs now, but no, not today.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/bruce-lehrmanns-flatmate-said-his-wild-parties-basically-ruined-his-life/news-story/2ff32b87758418f1040186279faa3397
How is this flabby mong pulling chicks? Are they just interested in a future payday?
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https://southaustralia.com/products/adelaide/event/bottomless-weekends-at-itl
I bet a few of us could ruin their business model.
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Slept from roughly 3-6 and then tossed and turned. 15 standard taxation. Rough. Will try and have a cheeky airport pint or 3. 

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oooooffff !! the arc is going so good
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Monk what is going on?
I thought you were starting a new job today?
Is the job in Queensland?
Where will you be staying?
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The interesting bits should be easy to remember, given they stand out in a sea of peepee poopoo have a wank have a drink tfw woe despressed posts
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> Look up the symptoms of mercury poisoning
> They're exactly the same as the symptoms of anxiety I've been having for years
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i only watched the first one in 720 because i was in a hurry, got the rest sitting in 2160 for later

Ummm i never played the fallout games so i dont know the lore and ignored all the shill threads on /tv/

i ended up skipping through most of the first one, kyle MacLauchlan triggers me hard from twin peaks S3 and Black character in the mech suit gives me strong John Boyeeega vibes from TFA and the Female is Mary sue...... i think the production is pretty well done but at the end of the day its just slop. Not total goyslop its just mindless entertainment. Still better than 95% of the shit out there
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I played a bit of the first Fallout game I think it was. The one with "Tunnel Snakes Rule".
I got out of the vault but found the world uninteresting so stopped playing.
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I wear a helmet when I am commuting above 50km/hr on the road in traffic and I don’t bother weather wearing a helmet  on bike paths below 25km/hr because that is just gay. 

Also if you only knew the amount of kids up here with 10kw surrouns. (Electric dirt bike) they wheelie everywhere. I rode a 20kw Sutton on the weekend and the front wheel still wanted to pop up at 80km/hr legit scary… and the cops are spread so thin they don’t give fuck because they are not allowed to chase them and could not catch them anyway ….
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It’s mainly human nature. Triple the alcohol limit and people will blow 6 times over. Pescribe someone a Valium a day and they will take 4. Multiply that by a million people and society starts braking down. Reeeeeee.
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That's fucking retarded. You sound like you enjoy big daddy's governing as hard as it comes. 
Lower it to nothing so we can collectively all be criminals.
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Actually it was the pro rbt posts. Fuck cops. 
You cunts better say some prayers that I get a couple of features tonight or I'm going to recreate some of your childhoods and possum will play mummy.
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How long before Cruisey and a couple of thug looking mongs confront Weber in the Rose & Crown gaming room?
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Back at the desk. Champagne cork popped, Greek lamb Pizza Aquired. About to give Fallout2160 EP02 and 03 a go. Will report back.
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Has this seed oil crap been in the MSM recently? The shelves were cleared out of Aussie EVOO, the cheap stuff anyway. Had to settle for a 10=dollar bottle of organic stuff from Spain.
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Seed oils are just the latest MSM diversion tactic, they give you half truths without giving the whole truth, first it was fat then it was calories now its ultra processed e.g seed oils
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neets, when people go for a pub crawl, do they generally have one drink at each pub then go to the next one?
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 >>/839502/
It's typically time based. So the big drinkers will put a few down at each one. Don't drink faster than you're comfortable with. Don't even need to drink if you don't want to.
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A properly organised crawl will have an itinerary published in advance with approximate times so that stragglers and latecomers will know where to be and when.
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$510 for third party, fire and theft insurance on my shitbox. Insured for $4600. $600 deductible.

Everything is so expensive. A NEET can barely live in this world any more.
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 >>/839532/
I am sorry that things are not going smoothly with this project.
I have been raped and pillaged by mechanics and tradies all my adult life. Fuck them. I hate them.
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its fine. I dumped the problem on the guy and It took two weeks to get the scheduled shit done, so actually they are still in the okay zone. Just sick of it because there is nothing to do except pass time at teh wage.
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Yeah their yiros thing is good (they seal it on the hotplate once they've rolled it up) and the loose meat and rice thing is good too.
Good value too, considering you spend as much or more for complete shit from KFC/HJs/McDolans
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from now on all posters will have to submit a picture of their hands with an /ausneets/ written on them, we will root out the non-whites among us
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it's funny, I've never really interacted with the police in my life, maybe a rbt once or twice. And I'd never called any emergency service before this week.
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My uncle just came over to the hotel shirtless, barefoot holding an eski with a stubbie in hand 
Need to move here, I was made for this place
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My DES provider is saying phone call appointments were only for covid and all future appointments MUST be in person required by government 

is this real? am in QLD
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Change of plans. The mince had wang to it, was a bit slimy in places and there were these gnarly looking black spots in places. Straight to the bin. Didn't even bother opening the pack of chicken snags that had a BB of the 3rd.
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I got one this Monday, the first in about 6 months since getting booted from the last place. I was supposed to see a GP and get them to sign off on a Verification of medical conditions form last year to continue being on the DES scheme but just haven't bothered. Might be living out of my car sooner than I thought.
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They'll be testing you there with a more sophisticated machine than those handheld things. Don't ask me how I know all this but I know all this.
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I don't know about the other states, but in BEST A:
You fail a roadside bretho (handheld unit)
You get taken to cop shop
You get a proper bretho on a big machine after 30 minutes
You get told you can cop the charge or get a blood test done.
Getting to the hospital has to happen within 30 minutes and is at your own expense and travel arrangements
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I don't think he was deported. He wanted to leave and was considering running. He eventually got confirmation that all the legal business was resolved and then left with his slug attire.
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Good morning NEETs.
I've been waking up early ever since I boarded the Diet Wagon. The starving body can't rest.
Need proper feeds for a good night's sleep.
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I have got the beanie and fingerless gloves on for the first time this year.
I might need to get the heater out of the cupboard.
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I want a pokies machine themed after justin sledge, where he speaks some brief but portentious line about alchemy or philosophy every time you put money in
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Going to make chooky and mayo rolls for lunch in 15 minutes.
I had a Balfours snot block for morning tea.
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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/11/uk-aviation-supplier-lifts-lid-turn-human-waste-fuel-wizz-air?CMP=share_btn_url

Yes you can.
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It was good being back in the kitchen last night. Swear I haven't made a meal in over 3 months. Everything has either been thrown in the oven, out of a can or from a drive thru.
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NO technically thats  a "pop up restaurant"

> “We do these pop-ups in various countries to get our name out there and familiarise people with the brand so they know about us when they visit the US,” a spokeswoman told Nine News.

> Chicken specialist Chick-fil-A, which was recently named America’s favourite fast food restaurant, is also staying away. Asked whether an Australian expansion was on the cards, chief operating officer Dan Cathy told news.com.au: “Not at this time, but someday we will come to your rescue!”

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/heres-why-innout-is-never-coming-to-australia/news-story/3231218c5e8c14e5904db88b75414320
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Is it a date if you eat macdonalds by the beach in your car with someone? I think I just went on with my fat ugly girl-friend(not gf)
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Monk with a tan, stubbies and a 4x singlet with a handlebar mustache and driving around in a raised ss ute.

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