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If Cruisey was coming over I would make sure to have some of Maggie's pastes and a good quality mettwurst.
 >>/840842/
me too
should have taken his nose and ears while they were at it
make all of the other retarded cunts at the mosque think twice about pulling this sort of shit
 >>/840854/
Pretty sure I took time out of my holiday in Canberra to tell you on April 1 when you posted about it that it was an April Fool's prank, but you didn't read the posts you miss and you clearly didn't watch the entire video he posted or read the comments on it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/natural-wonders/earthquake-rocks-homes-in-adelaide/news-story/ff8033d486b6f8fb95a199ed65db0958
Tiffin had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
Until he butchered it
Now the fleece is no longer white as snow
If Weber was coming over I'd serve him the finest pepper pie that Mrs Mac has to offer. Topped with bacon and a fried egg!
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-15/screenshot-alt-right-exploits-bondi-junction-attack-with-disinfo/103709852
> Beneath that, there's the lawless, lightless sewer of unmoderated platforms like Gab, 4Chan, and Truth Social.
Look at this ugly cunt
 >>/840915/
They have heart.
When I put a plastic owl in Motherbat's backyard, the majority of the other birds fucked off, but the willie wagtail dive bombs it every chance he gets.
 >>/840926/
kek, there was a good article about that name that led me to this
> Designated Shitting Streets / Poo in the Loo
>  >This entry contains content that may be considered sensitive to some viewers.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/designated-shitting-streets-poo-in-the-loo
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 >>/840962/
I've had the same singlet and undies and socks on since the night of 3 March. I take them off at night, obviously.
Changed my shirt twice since then.
came across a picture of one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, then realised it's from 20 years ago and she's hit the wall by now
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-16/albanese-says-there-is-no-place-for-violence-in-our-community/103728308
> He also called on the public to not "impede and injure police doing their duty".
> "People should not take the law into their own hands. But should allow our police and our security agencies, to do their job."
People wouldn't need to do what they did last night if the Police and powers that be were doing there jobs in the first place.
saw an extra large toyota van today, with curtains on its windows, triggered me, started thinking about vanlife
Looking at android code I wrote a year ago, leaving the project half completed, trying to figure out what the fuck I was thinking.
 >>/841032/
They can actually fly when they're babies, it's only when they turn into adults that they lose the ability. He must have flown up there when he was little and never came down.
How many hours is this dickhead going to be allowed to keep making these dumb image posts and comments? It started last night.
 >>/841029/ in regards to  >>/840597/

Nuro is all in for cape fear

but we really need to do something about that list. Not feeling any of those other movies at all or i rewatched them recently .... ill find some additions 

i was actually wanting to watch predator 2
 >>/841049/
You can always nominate new movies to be added to the list. We've actually streamed predator 2 back in early 2023, but I'll add it to the list again.
Am I the only neet on here who has a desktop computer with lights and plastic see through panels and shit? Those boomer feels.
 >>/841061/
See through panel, multi coloured lights on 4 cooling fans, lights on liquid cooling fan and on cpu, mouse has flashing lights all over it, mouse pad has running lights all around it, dell monitor has blue led strips on back of it.
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 >>/841053/
Big Mad

 >>/841054/
i was implying for it to added 

 >>/841060/
god i hate subway....

 >>/841055/
yeah i got a perspex panel but all the lights are turned off and my fans are turned down so low its practically silent. I keep it on the desk for acces to the ports and so the wifi doesnt suck.

 >>/841056/
i remember going to Australia Zoo in the early 90's before Steve was really famous. Saw him feed a chcunk of meat to a crocodile. Good Memories. I assume now its just a souless place filled with chinks.

 >>/841063/
Basado !

 >>/841064/
shamefu dispray

 >>/841065/
absolutely disgusting
I am not gonna lie NEETs, I view a perspex case and coloured lights as in poor taste for an adult. Gives off teenager vibes.
Went to subways. Ordered a BMT, 1 foot italian herbs and cheese with double meat, double cheese, toasted, no salad except avocado, salt and pepper. Was served by a near silent poojeta, who I assumed was disabled and mute, but when I went to pay she turned out to have the power of speech and asked me if I wanted a drink.

The sub was ok, like an inverted pidser, but I wouldn't bother again. 
Also expensive.
Any self respecting neet should be able to take a meaty footlong orally. It's a Thursday night basic qualifier.
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Parcel man arrived earlier so I've spent the last couple of hours unboxing my new speakers, it all needs to be moved about a bit and a couple of the older ones taken out but my back is aching so no more moving things today, and now there is a storm so I cant even try them.
Dug a 3cm piece of shrapnel out of myself, turns out my previous effort was entirely inadequate. Couldn't work out why it still hurt, opened it up again to disinfect it.
This causes me more general concerns.
 >>/841123/
Nothing really wrong with the old ones except lack of bass and clarity, the old Aarons Ats-5 doesn't even come close to the Paradigm 120H which are a hybrid speaker, 1000 watt amp built in for the 3 woofers and the midrange and tweeter are powered by a separate amp, once they are run in I will connect them to my Cayin CS-100a valve amp and see how well that runs them.
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Ok, this Saturday on womboflix will be the comedy Freddy Got Fingered (2001), followed by the thriller Cape Fear (1991). Next week we will have Spaceballs (1987) and Chariots Of Fire (1981)
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> Nothing really wrong with the old ones except lack of bass 
wait wut you dont have  subwoofer ?
> and clarity
if you were getting new speakers you should have got ribbon tweeters
> Paradigm 120H which are a hybrid speaker
interesting thats how i run my setup. I have the mid range and ribbon tweeters run through a tube amp and the subwoofer goes through digital room dsp and then to a 600watt amp.

ok im sold you did gud 

 >>/841131/
they aint wired....yet.
woman across the road parked in front of my house and some niggers came past and were peering in the back window
need to tell her about the niggers when she comes back
having a whisky and pebsi now
 >>/841122/
I never understood this, the sheer amount of infrastructure they need to produce a sandwich.
Probably because other corporates are too greedy to just be happy they're selling bread and ingredients. 

Just put atrestle table out the front of bakers delight with an esky for cans. Do we really need industrial society?
 >>/841149/
 >>/841145/
corporate america obviously conspired to keep a semi healthy sandwich above the cost of deadly seed oil highfructose corn syrup goyslop....

i remember being able to get an under 5 dollar vegetarian 6inch filled with all the salad and beetroot and mayo. It was great. Thats all my girlfriend ever ate. Fuck subway man
 >>/841152/
I wonder if Barnaby got his scripts cancelled ? some labour voting asshole high up at some medical oversight agency could probably easily do it.
Difficulty rejecting very persistent femtard. Rejected her several times already, she seems totally immune to social skills
My God it's like watching a fish flip around on a jetty, the poor girl. I really can't tell if she's legit disabled or just retarded.
 >>/840961/
Nuro I don't understand the context of this video and I watched it twice already. can you give me a hint where on the vid I'm supposed to get it?
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 >>/841164/
Your nostalgia betrays the inner emptyness you hope to fill with an escape to a time before communist ideologies were necessasary to advance your station in life. (You) are inwardly disgusted with your current behaviour that is a parody of the villains that populate your bygone fantasy world.
I marched into the mechanics and gave them an ultimatum. I said they had two more weeks to do the job or I was gonna have to reschedule the brakes place who get the car after them.
With all the usual caveats, extraordinary figures for permanent & long-term arrivals into Aus: 278,500 in January & February 2024 alone 

Of course, no other year has come close

Departures slumped to 46k in Feb, meaning that on a net basis, it's an acceleration

(ABS)

#ausbiz
Ergophobia (also referred to as ergasiophobia or ponophobia) is described as an extreme and debilitating fear associated with work (manual labor, non-manual labor, etc.), a fear of finding or losing employment, or fear of specific tasks in the workplace.

Have we had an ergophobia edition?
 >>/841257/
Because we have a iirc 19000 refugee intake thing from the UN and it used to be approx 70000 Aussie's resettle in other countries each year. 
These numbers are old and from the last time I paid attention. 
Our debt was 600b and I used to get razzed up about that being too high. 
It's all too late, now we just ride the imaginary inflation and interest rate seesaw.
I'm confused now. First we were dealing with a NEET who hadn't serviced his car ever and a mechanic was working through all that and now we have a NEET dropping a fucking barra into something and doing a bunch of other weird shit.
 >>/841269/
> you will be lucky if the government lets you drive it in 6 years.....
if they thought the little riot last night was bad, wait until they see the equivalent of the drunk summernats bogans going spastic in every town in the country
 >>/841270/
the lines cost money and the fittings cost money too then physically installing it, then bleeding it, then testing it. It all adds up

The HOPE tech 4 brakes on my eeb were like $900 and that was without install labor and rotors and sintered metal pads. 

High performace brakes are expensive in any application.
 >>/841273/
car culture is dead, cops and hooning laws killed it, cost of living made it a luxury and zoomer kids are not interested in gas cars

its dead jim
 >>/841283/
I dont give a shit about the cost. its a heavy block on a ute so getting the best brakes in the front is smart. falcons are notorious for problems in that particular area. I'm happy that an old white guy is overseeing the job and understands the parameters.
 >>/841322/
The anglo guy in the center actually looks woed, the burden of master race world domination lies heavily upon his soul. The irishman looks like he's just woken up and is about to start the day by getting shitfaced.
> Irish are niggers
Weren't the Irish in Ireland way before the Saxons got to England? Also before the Scottish.
might give my computer case a proper wipedown tomorrow, get rid of all the dust, make it as clean as nuros
Was really hungover at the airport today. Just awful. Had trouble checking in and then they re-scanned my bag a few times going through security and even got my laptop our to scan it individually. Thought for some sure cunt from the AFP was gonna come out and demand to see my frog collection or something. Had a coffee and then really needed to shit but had to board. 
Thank Christ you can use the toilets on the plane before takeoff. Otherwise I was at real risk of a rectal catastrophe. 
Turns out you can't use the sinks before takeoff though and because I was cramped over the tiny torlet and ejecting last nights pub feed I got poo on my thumb multiple times and couldn't wash it off with water. Thought I was gonna vomit when we hit turbulence and I was in an exit row so had no munt bag. Just a stressful day overall.
 >>/841327/
The Irish are the last stand out of Europeanism from the countless waves of colonial steppe riders and med hunter gatherers and anatolian mountain men, who raped your women and killed your men. Time and time again. If they got across Britain would be their prize. Goths and Saxons and Romans and Normans, all raping and killing, forever. 
And leaving little old Erie alone.
Why are the scots so talented while the irish are good at nothing except being alcoholics, alcoholic musicians, and alcoholic writers?
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Black sticky rice pudding.
Steamed in bamboo, served with a smoked palm sugar sauce and almond.

Next time I will press the rice into obelisks, dip them in a red date smoked palm butterscotch and arrange them in a dish of cream. 
No coconut
 >>/841365/
It was good, the black rice is dente. The almond detracted from the texture of the rice. Tempted to add spice I think I made the right call on smoking the palm sugar instead.
 >>/841370/
I'm confident our boy monk will find the strength to resist the call of the wage, even if he has to spend the day at home, foritifying his resolve with goon.
 >>/841369/
It's a desert, in Thai places they make it like congee and put half a cup of sugar in it. 

I used a quarter tsp of palm sugar and won't add more with the cream.
> Domain released its March quarter rental report, and the combined capital city house rents surged by 5% in the March quarter, the largest quarterly increase in 17 years and the second highest on record.

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 >>/841376/
I am starting on my second plonk bottle but I should be good.
It's possible I can't be present on the streaming of the movie I requested. I requested because I just did not now what movie is that, so if you guys wanna watch something else, but I still will be able to attend, we can watch something else.
 >>/841381/
no worries, we'll trust the planned movies anyway
 >>/841382/
chariots of fire also centres around a jewish athlete who has to overcome anti-semitic prejudices in the 1920s - it's going to be the most jewish weekend since passover
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8 bucks for 3 wings - though technically you're only getting 1.5 worth of wingage - and a squirt of sauce. You can get a two(2) kilo bag of wings from Woolies for $9 ffs.
Good morning NEETs.
Was woken early with a gastrointestinal emergency.
Was horrible. Was sitting on the toilet trembling and regretting all my life choices.
I have taken two gastro-stop capsules.
If only we could stay on that toilet forever, a keep the focus on correcting out life choices it grants us.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-17/worlds-oldest-known-wombat-from-tasmania-lives-in-japan-zoo/103689236
I am going to head to Woolies and hopefully snag a Sourdough loaf.
I might be too early this time. Last time I was too late and they were all gone.
There is a very small window of availability.
 >>/841433/
Sometimes Motherbat walks into their little doorway that leads behind the counter and points at things on the cooling rack and says she wants them.
Just got back from woolies with the last of the sourdough loaves. I had be rude to an old lady who wanted one, because I need them all to feed the Galah's in the park. They are good Galah's who deserve the best.
OLD LADY BTFO
 >>/841450/
Even if it tastes alright, it will be a nightmare to consume. You'd basically have to strip off and stand in the shower cubicle and then rinse yourself down afterward.
 >>/841429/
He should rip the band aid off and start moving meff between there, wagga and shitbourne. Pay his crackhead mates $200 to move it from Melbourne to toowoomba.
 >>/841456/
The backroads we took from Albury to Horsham would be perfect for drug running. I don't cops would ever go down them. Many of them were one car width worth of bitumen and you had to drop the left hand side of the car into the shoulder when something was coming the other way.
 >>/841469/
A little healthy competition won't hurt. Most probably get it off the boats from Samoan cunts. The Viet's in Melbourne would have better shit. 
Monk would be kingpin, giving dealers a point for every two 8balls they move. 
Get them all hooked. 
Then drive out towards Isa and start selling for $200 a point. 
Might be more out there.
Vacuum sealed baggies, all connected with cotton string, flying out of him in the back of the paddy wagon because he needed two halal yiros from the paki in horsham.
I am back from Woolies. I got the Sourdough loaf.
Some horrible weirdo woman was there getting one herself.
The early morning shoppers lots of crazy cat ladies amongst them. A lot of people talking to themselves. People still wearing pyjamas.
 >>/841477/
> People still wearing pyjamas.
Fuck I hate that.
Last time I was at the doctors there was a stupid single mother and her three kids all (including the mother) wearing those one piece pyjama things.
I have been turning the heater on in the mornings.
I try not to use it too much but I have become soft.
I am avoiding polyester and similar garments from now on. Natural fibre only.
I am going to swap my fleece beanie for a pure wool one. That fleece stuff is toxic.
Could have caused my mental illness. Straight to the brain.
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spent all night wired like an electric cat, weighing out the 8-balls, packing them in mylar baggies and sealing them up with mums iron. They went into holiday 20's packs, heat shrinked with mums hair dryer. Packs into cartons, eighteen in all. Cigs in 2 woolies green shopping bags, with a note to mum written over a old powerball ticket that one is for her and one is for aunt Sharon who smokes menthols but would probably just suck it up if she got 400 loose darts. Pockets of my shirt have enough for the trip and I'm out of there at daybreak, driving against the stream of tradies and squares going in to the city. Roads open right now, no boomer caravans. They're heavy and slow towing the kitchen sink but I'm light, like a lazer with a suitcase full of holiday cartons on the back seat of the rav-4. I'm not on holiday tho, I'm not retired like this camper I'm stuck behind on the ascent thru the hills. I'm a business man and my customers depend on me. I flick another lit butt out the window and the weather shield makes the ash swirl around in my fukn face. I'd shut the window if it worked, just to get a bit more slip stream as i floor it out in fromt on a wide corner. The four cylinder needs some attention, ah it wont let me down and I'll get my first drop off to look at it in his garage in Snowtown. Skys blue, soil's turning red but yellow-white is the color of this trip.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-17/civil-war-kirsten-dunst-cailee-spaeny-interview/103730876
they should have called it boogaloo
 >>/841513/
it looks like a massive crock of shit. The only good depiction of the coming boogaloo is Turner diaries. But its interesting to see the fifth generation warfare version, where democracy prevails and the rebels are just crazy maga cunts. Wombo better play this specially as soon as the torrent drops.
 >>/841510/
Nice. We'll have the compound out on the dirt road between the turn off after balak. An old church with a makeshift firing range out back and a cellar for prepmaxxing.
keep thinking about the 2000s, remember back when I used to play neverwinter nights a lot, keep thinking about the music
 >>/841538/
I already have nostalgia for 2020. Covid was super comfy living on the coast away from the CBD lockdowns. Gubbermint was just shovelling us money, no obligations, telehealth, had the beaches to myself, no foreigners, no lines, always got a carpark , normies were scared.

It was great.
 >>/841573/
The laxatives I took Monday night cleared the tunnels yesterday. A nice solid 2-foot log in teh morning then another 2 emergency stops at public toilets later in the day.
 >>/841536/
The best thing about Vice City on PC was that you could install your own music. Cruising the streets playing your own beats was simply keeeno.
 >>/841567/
I start at 14:30. Woke up taxed at 7am but feel fine now. Got a high vis shirt and ready to rock n roll. 
Did well not to finish that cask. Wage gooners stay winning
Was fantasising about driving up cuddley creek Rd with the trees changing colour and mist in the air, but then a blue ss ute was behind me and flashing his lights trying to get me to speed up and ruined it. 
Then was thinking about two mgs with their tops down and only one letting the ute passing in the slow mini lane. Then flashing him when he's stuck behind the other one. 
Getting back at my imagination for ruining my comfy daydream.
Missed out 2 hours sleep last night, just slightly fucked, yet not so bad that I'm actually sleepy enough for a nap.
Dropped a torturous el nuro. My arse is still reeling from the wide spread. Very nice clean up however.
Imagine poor monk, right now destroying his body at the wagecuck for a hundred bucks or so, while webby just walks into the pokies and wins $500+ any time he feels like.
> Visions of Cruisey have a sneaky look at his phone while he's with a mong
> becoming enraged and pushing the mong out of their chair
I think my music has triggered a bird outside to make bird call noises similar to the strings sounds I was playing.
 >>/841665/
yeah, I was thinking that too, maybe it's an incel bird triggered by my music, mistaking my music for the calls of a female bird of the same species. Woe.
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This Saturday on womboflix, we have the comedy Freddy Got Fingered (2001) - an unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.

Then on Sunday we present Cape Fear (1991) - a convicted rapist, released from prison after serving a fourteen-year sentence, stalks the family of the lawyer who originally defended him. Starring Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte, and Juliette Lewis.
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I had the fat girl over at my house. She stayed the night last night and today she let me grab her boobs. She was very forward and persistent about it, It took me like 5 minutes to work up the courage to grab them while she was all like "I can move closer if you want.". Later she offered to have sex. She was like I could go to the supermarket down the street and buy a condom.
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The plan was to get a whole chook and butterfly it but that's too much work for the unemployed. Anyway never tried this brand of milk and never even heard of such a dip (its got fish babbies in it!).
Just found out the flavour of ice cream I've been thinking about all afternoon is on special. Should I take it as a sign from kek and go to woolies?
Did my overhead press workout. Was perhaps not ideal given my upset stomach - some pain and discomfort was experienced as I extended overhead - but I need to keep to my schedule.
replaying Deus Ex - Human Revolution. As I keep getting older I play modern games less and less and regress back into the games of my childhood, woe.
Avoided the mong woman today. Realised too late that any attention I give her will only make things worse.
 >>/841747/
I think I have to. I've had sex once before but it was in high school. I feel like for men they regain their virginity if they don't have sex in awhile. I'll be 40 year old virgin if I don't
did 5km on the exercise bike, thinking of getting some no-doze pills to help give me an energy boost and do cardio more often. I used to use dexies before lifting weights or doing cardio, they worked really well
 >>/841812/
It is good that it was not too bad. You will feel better once you can back in the swing of things and get used to it. Stick at it.
We are proud of you.
Made a huge pasda with black and gold sardines, home brand pasda but the good tomato. Added fish sauce, herbs, chilli. Was good
BEAN plan is now in phase two, which revolves around industrial processing and supply chain logistics. 
I can no longer hide the volume of BEANS I'm purchasing, nor beat back the hungry skellies. I hope you neets have the other commune shit sorted out.
Thursday night will be my last gooning for a while. I will reschedule that zoom interview I bailed on without notice (tehe whoopsie my holiday went longer than expected) and dial in my sleep schedule over the weekend before launching back into professional life in the new week. Simple as, new year new me lad.

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