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I like John Oliver I really do and I'm not ashamed to admit it but there is a couple of things that really do piss me off about the guy 

one: his sycophantic virtue signalling when it comes to niggers.

always trying to make out that the only reason the only reason why there's racism towards them is solely because of their skin colour and only because of their skin colour and not the actions of their character, i.e. you know that they are practically responsible for 50% or more of all Violent crimes and rape in any given area of the country though only making up like about 13% of the population and that they are more than likely to just attack people for no given reason (and don't really need to go into detail on this one all you need to know and do is just look at what happen to that white blonde woman on the train some months back)

Two: his misguided at best to delusional at worst views when it comes to trannies and sports specifically. 

thinking that a man competing in a woman's sports such as the likes of Boxing or MMA thinks that there is no threat posed when clearly if the man hasn't transitioned completely to an actual woman is still obviously going to have all of the male traits like you know being naturally stronger and physically bigger muscular built than woman to which is obviously going to give them an advantage in the fight.
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The last good talk shows in America were David Letterman and Johnny Carson. Modern ones suck, too political, too bias, not really even funny. Thus the reason I choose not to pay for TV service anymore. I have dvd box sets and digital collections of all my old favorite classic tv shows mostly 50s through 80s era stuff.

 >>/71856/
Phil Donahue was good too, although he got kicked off the networks after he openly denounced the neo-con "war on terror" after 9/11 and became too vocal about it. It got all the Zionists in an uproar and oy vey! Canceled. Phil Donahue was a real Democrat though, moderate one, unlike the radical Democrats of today which are filled with mindless rage.




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Yes, I strongly encourage people to gain a foothold here, and try to make this site bigger than 4(glow)chan. Endchan will hopefully become the main chan.

Though, for more permanent and structured discussions and investigations I would recommend Depvana.com - No login or email required and it's a really good site. Low traffic yes, but if people don't actively participate in bootstrapping a user base, we will be stuck on reddit and glowchan forever.

 >>/71762/
I don't know why people bother with 4chan anymore, when 4chan was hacked a year ago we all found out the jannies were working from the US state department to even university faggots with federal grants. Absolutely glowing honeypot. They have an unreadable captcha on purpose to force people to give their personal info away to post there too. Fuck that shit. Not to mention they bluntly take down any legit threads that blow away their propaganda and narrative gatekeeping. I'd welcome the dead over them.

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> make this site bigger than 4(glow)chan
That would be the worst case scenario. Any place that gets big enough, draws attention. A decentralized insurgency is nearly impossible for an institution to defy. Stay small, stay pure.





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Apparently some pedophiles like spanking children. I came across some that have an onion forum for it. I even found some Russian guy asking in a public vk post for images from them: https://archive.today/https://vk.com/wall501760301_2

A little later, I coincidentally came across this cracked article, and it mentioned the site as well.
https://archive.today/20200913221449/https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1760-5-things-i-learned-infiltrating-deep-web-child-molesters.html

That's where pic related is from.
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You can still search in English and tons of stuff comes up like movies and tv shows and even some random podcast stuff. I could not believe finding so many old popular American sitcoms in full over there. Movies too.

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> REQUIRES email registered username to even see anything past a login/registration submenu
> "register/log in with trillionaire-bankster-cabal-ruled blackrock subsidiary of your choice y/n?"
> CUCKFLARED
> CUCK
> FLARED

Thanks, but utterly no thank you. I don't need to register to watch jewtube through invidious, nor watch anything on odysee/bitchute/rumble/bastyon/brighteon, nor to read usenet or even post on IRC channels. In those cases NickServ and so on are as registered usernames should be: for my convenience, not honeypot malware I gotta bend over for the algorithm wrongthink-autocensor AI spambots vibe-coded by poojeet and tranny fingers, to which I'm agreeing to their EULA to live on my knees.






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A cartoon doesn't eat in real life. It doesn't exist. It's not really anything but animation kid.

But to answer a basic question. Yes, a vegetarian can change into an omnivore (eating both meat and veggies) or carnivore (just eats meat). Most people are omnivores, they like both meat and vegetables.

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Most real-life so-called herbivores and carnivores... aren't. There are cows who eat chicks and even some Australian cows who will stampede snaked and chew on them like beef jerky. Most deer and other ruminants will also eat baby birds every chance they get, usually when low on calcium. Most cats will eat grass for bellyaches including leopards and jaguars, and they all love catnip. Jaguars regularly eat a type of grass that makes them trip balls.

Pretty much every man-made classification of nature, nature doesn't care at all and just does what it do as it has for billions of years before we arrived and will continue on for trillions after everything humanity has or will ever do becomes space dust and forgotten.

 >>/71756/
There's a species of moth that has for hundreds of millions of years eaten nectar, but as soon as humans encroached on their home turf they decided to all become vampires and now suck human and other animal blood. Painfully, as they have no anticoagulants nor painkillers like mosquitoes and vampire bats do, they have to rock back and forth to dig their mouth-tube under your skin until they hit a vein, which they've apparently never done until they met humans. (No evidence they snacked on other animal's blood until after humanity's first contact.)

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Yah dude, I raise chickens in my backyard and have a chicken coop I clean out twice a year, once during spring and once during fall. I notice there are a ton of rodents. I've actually seen my chickens swallow baby mice whole. Once time I had my gloves on, pouring more hen scratch for them to eat and found a "nest" full of mice. I watched them scramble as I grabbed a bunch of them, and threw some of the mice at my chickens. Those chickens gobbled them up as if I were feeding them grain. I've also seen a chicken swallow a small lizard it caught whole too. A lot of people think chickens only eat grain but no, they'll eat just about anything, even leftover fruit and the peel too.



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I fucking hate being attracted to animals.

Alright so I am a zoophile, I'm genuinely sexually and romantically attracted to animals, I'm not attracted to my fellow human being. This leads to a lot of people hating you.

I'm finally sick of it. But I'm not gonna kms. That's lame.

I'm just going to quit any type of porn that isn't on the hub; no rule34, no illegal bestiality sites, just pornhub. Maybe I can convince myself I'm aro-bi instead.

Who knows? Maybe I'll get a python constrictor and try to get him to suck me some day. Maybe I actually will kms. Maybe my self-conversion will work.
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To all pedos and zoophiles or whatever the fuck you are:Please kill yourself the world is better without you.Nobody will remember you or care about you.Even your family will forget about you in a year or less.Click the trigger.

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So be it.

Let me preface this by saying I will ALWAYS hate pedophiles; and I don't care if thats hypocritical because they're extremely easy to mock and make fun of and I like mocking them.

But I am so fucking sick of being a zoophile. No I don't want "furry porn", no I don't want some bullshit excuse, because you know who else makes bullshit excuses? Lolicons! And they're one of the things I HATE in a person. When I was a kid, I used to wish dinosaurs were still alive because I thought they were COOL, not HOT. But NOW, they're COOL and HOT. I would KILL for a velociraptor blowjob or footjob. HOT and COLD. SILVER and GOLD. Two sides of the same coin.

Do you hear what other rappers said about KING VON when he was alive? "He was a serial killer, who bragged about killing people. He professed and confessed to be a demon." Or something like that idk. Anyways, I like to rap. I like listening to rap, unless it's Drake or Diddy. 

Me and Von? WE BOTH RAP. Now I'm not going to kill anyone, but I'll KILL these BARS, and these BARS will sound like a man who KILLS, you feel me?

The "Saurians" album, dropping--I actually don't know when because I like to procrastinate but before 2040 atleast.






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So let me get this straight.... the socialist nation of France is facing socialist protests because the socialists running France wish to cut socialist public spending like welfare to be able to spend more for wars so the socialist protesters are inconveniencing average workers by blocking gas stations and highways instead of blocking socialist government buildings?????

This defines the utter stupidity of socialism.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/france-flames-block-everything-protest-movement-sweeps-country
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LOL now socialists are calling other leftist socialists "right wing" in Europe because Europe is bankrupt from their socialist policies and are forced to cut back spending. Meanwhile the "rich" are taking their businesses elsewhere, outsourcing. They still don't understand this never works LMFAO!

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/far-left-protesters-will-not-be-satisfied-until-france-collapses





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I was born screwed. I have Mediterranean traits instead of Nordic ones. I got black hair, black eyes, and an olive skin. I wish I could breed with a Swede blondie woman to make blondie children. I'm afraid of my children getting my traits. How can I make my children white just as my wife?
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That's not how genetics work. You mentioned being "mediterranean". I suppose you're from Greece, Italy, maybe Spain or other southern european country, both Mediterranean and Nordics are Caucasians and have recessive genes... but the most recessive traits are the ones that are most likely to show up (unless of course, you're not fully mediterranean and are a brownoid latinx). A baby born to mediterranean and nordic parents is more likely to have blond hair and pale skin.







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