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Apparently some pedophiles like spanking children. I came across some that have an onion forum for it. I even found some Russian guy asking in a public vk post for images from them: https://archive.today/https://vk.com/wall501760301_2

A little later, I coincidentally came across this cracked article, and it mentioned the site as well.
https://archive.today/20200913221449/https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1760-5-things-i-learned-infiltrating-deep-web-child-molesters.html

That's where pic related is from.
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 >>/71790/
You can still search in English and tons of stuff comes up like movies and tv shows and even some random podcast stuff. I could not believe finding so many old popular American sitcoms in full over there. Movies too.

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> REQUIRES email registered username to even see anything past a login/registration submenu
> "register/log in with trillionaire-bankster-cabal-ruled blackrock subsidiary of your choice y/n?"
> CUCKFLARED
> CUCK
> FLARED

Thanks, but utterly no thank you. I don't need to register to watch jewtube through invidious, nor watch anything on odysee/bitchute/rumble/bastyon/brighteon, nor to read usenet or even post on IRC channels. In those cases NickServ and so on are as registered usernames should be: for my convenience, not honeypot malware I gotta bend over for the algorithm wrongthink-autocensor AI spambots vibe-coded by poojeet and tranny fingers, to which I'm agreeing to their EULA to live on my knees.






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A cartoon doesn't eat in real life. It doesn't exist. It's not really anything but animation kid.

But to answer a basic question. Yes, a vegetarian can change into an omnivore (eating both meat and veggies) or carnivore (just eats meat). Most people are omnivores, they like both meat and vegetables.

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Most real-life so-called herbivores and carnivores... aren't. There are cows who eat chicks and even some Australian cows who will stampede snaked and chew on them like beef jerky. Most deer and other ruminants will also eat baby birds every chance they get, usually when low on calcium. Most cats will eat grass for bellyaches including leopards and jaguars, and they all love catnip. Jaguars regularly eat a type of grass that makes them trip balls.

Pretty much every man-made classification of nature, nature doesn't care at all and just does what it do as it has for billions of years before we arrived and will continue on for trillions after everything humanity has or will ever do becomes space dust and forgotten.

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There's a species of moth that has for hundreds of millions of years eaten nectar, but as soon as humans encroached on their home turf they decided to all become vampires and now suck human and other animal blood. Painfully, as they have no anticoagulants nor painkillers like mosquitoes and vampire bats do, they have to rock back and forth to dig their mouth-tube under your skin until they hit a vein, which they've apparently never done until they met humans. (No evidence they snacked on other animal's blood until after humanity's first contact.)

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Yah dude, I raise chickens in my backyard and have a chicken coop I clean out twice a year, once during spring and once during fall. I notice there are a ton of rodents. I've actually seen my chickens swallow baby mice whole. Once time I had my gloves on, pouring more hen scratch for them to eat and found a "nest" full of mice. I watched them scramble as I grabbed a bunch of them, and threw some of the mice at my chickens. Those chickens gobbled them up as if I were feeding them grain. I've also seen a chicken swallow a small lizard it caught whole too. A lot of people think chickens only eat grain but no, they'll eat just about anything, even leftover fruit and the peel too.



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I fucking hate being attracted to animals.

Alright so I am a zoophile, I'm genuinely sexually and romantically attracted to animals, I'm not attracted to my fellow human being. This leads to a lot of people hating you.

I'm finally sick of it. But I'm not gonna kms. That's lame.

I'm just going to quit any type of porn that isn't on the hub; no rule34, no illegal bestiality sites, just pornhub. Maybe I can convince myself I'm aro-bi instead.

Who knows? Maybe I'll get a python constrictor and try to get him to suck me some day. Maybe I actually will kms. Maybe my self-conversion will work.
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To all pedos and zoophiles or whatever the fuck you are:Please kill yourself the world is better without you.Nobody will remember you or care about you.Even your family will forget about you in a year or less.Click the trigger.

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So be it.

Let me preface this by saying I will ALWAYS hate pedophiles; and I don't care if thats hypocritical because they're extremely easy to mock and make fun of and I like mocking them.

But I am so fucking sick of being a zoophile. No I don't want "furry porn", no I don't want some bullshit excuse, because you know who else makes bullshit excuses? Lolicons! And they're one of the things I HATE in a person. When I was a kid, I used to wish dinosaurs were still alive because I thought they were COOL, not HOT. But NOW, they're COOL and HOT. I would KILL for a velociraptor blowjob or footjob. HOT and COLD. SILVER and GOLD. Two sides of the same coin.

Do you hear what other rappers said about KING VON when he was alive? "He was a serial killer, who bragged about killing people. He professed and confessed to be a demon." Or something like that idk. Anyways, I like to rap. I like listening to rap, unless it's Drake or Diddy. 

Me and Von? WE BOTH RAP. Now I'm not going to kill anyone, but I'll KILL these BARS, and these BARS will sound like a man who KILLS, you feel me?

The "Saurians" album, dropping--I actually don't know when because I like to procrastinate but before 2040 atleast.






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So let me get this straight.... the socialist nation of France is facing socialist protests because the socialists running France wish to cut socialist public spending like welfare to be able to spend more for wars so the socialist protesters are inconveniencing average workers by blocking gas stations and highways instead of blocking socialist government buildings?????

This defines the utter stupidity of socialism.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/france-flames-block-everything-protest-movement-sweeps-country
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LOL now socialists are calling other leftist socialists "right wing" in Europe because Europe is bankrupt from their socialist policies and are forced to cut back spending. Meanwhile the "rich" are taking their businesses elsewhere, outsourcing. They still don't understand this never works LMFAO!

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/far-left-protesters-will-not-be-satisfied-until-france-collapses





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I was born screwed. I have Mediterranean traits instead of Nordic ones. I got black hair, black eyes, and an olive skin. I wish I could breed with a Swede blondie woman to make blondie children. I'm afraid of my children getting my traits. How can I make my children white just as my wife?
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That's not how genetics work. You mentioned being "mediterranean". I suppose you're from Greece, Italy, maybe Spain or other southern european country, both Mediterranean and Nordics are Caucasians and have recessive genes... but the most recessive traits are the ones that are most likely to show up (unless of course, you're not fully mediterranean and are a brownoid latinx). A baby born to mediterranean and nordic parents is more likely to have blond hair and pale skin.







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x7net - A New Anonymous Imageboard

Just launched a clean, minimalist imageboard that brings back the spirit 
of old-school internet culture. No captchas, no ads, no tracking - just 
simple anonymous posting like it should be.

Features:
• Real-time updates
• Image uploads (5MB max)
• Tripcodes for identity verification
• Greentext support
• Mobile-friendly
• Mod tools (pinning, closing threads, bans)

Currently running /g/ - General board for anything goes discussion.
And /ih/ - IRL Histories for tell happens, histories, greentexts and drama.

If you're tired of overmoderated, bloated platforms, give it a try.
[https://x7net.github.io/x7net/]







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 >>/70984/
> it took so long to get diddy in prison as a disatified american i dont understand why diddy gets so much pardons and we dont now whos with me to give a toast to the anarchists lol

He just got 4 years in prison OP. He gone

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/oct/03/sean-diddy-combs-trial-sentence
https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/judge-sentences-sean-diddy-combs-to-four-years-in-prison-249060933613

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czx0gx227z4o




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Michigan Republican lawmakers have introduced a bill that would ban adults and minors from viewing pornography statewide.

House Bill 4938, known as the “Anticorruption of Public Morals Act,” would prohibit the distribution of material deemed to “corrupt public morals.” This bill defines these acts as any real, animated, digitally generated, written or auditory depictions of sexual acts. It also targets circumvention tools such as VPNs and proxies.

Penalties for distributing adult content would include felony charges with up to 20 years in prison or a $100,000 fine. If more than 100 units are involved, penalties increase to 25 years and a $125,000 fine.

Rep. Josh Schriver, R-Oxford, who introduced the bill, argues it is designed to protect children.

https://legislature.mi.gov/documents/2025-2026/billintroduced/House/pdf/2025-HIB-4938.pdf
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I honestly see a future where the only real free "internet" we have left is what is stored on our own private offline external hard drives or local NAS. I would encourage everyone to have multiple offline backups of all their favorite media be it movies, documentaries, tv shows, music, music videos, favorite youtube channels, DIY tutorials, ebooks, etc, because it is very likely our politicians will ruin the free internet as we once knew it. They are already trial running this Digital ID in the UK today.

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This is orchestrated to step toward digital ID and palantir. Similar to Europe. These are globalists. These are the guys importing 3rd world workers. The same guys promoting right wing government in Europe. Right wing are the easiest for them to lie to. They are globalists/chinese style/commies/tech whatever you want to call them. Schizo, billionaire, gayz. We saw them use DOGE AI against us. They will overthrow the government by private ownership of a digital ID system.

Please reject AI, digital ID and these people.



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What is the end goal to all this shittiness doe? THey all need that Jesus or sumthing.

> Please reject AI, digital ID and these people.

Weird because I remember when AI stuff came out a few years, some imageboards got bombed with AI slop pretty much every day. It felt so odd seeing that almost every thread I saw was AI based at one point. 

Even now on Endchan, there's liek one autist who keeps same fagging his AI p0rn threads non stop here. And he makes 1000+ posts per thread over all the AI threads he's made on /b/ throughout the years.




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