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Listen people for, what I have to say. Not for the lack of things to say, but wherever I go I am turned away. It's okay, you ALL will know me 1 day. 
I have come from the 1 before me, it's okay if you choose to ignore me. I shall show you things that may make you adore me. Because my eyes have seen EVERYTHING before me. 
It was written that this shall come to pass, it's close to time for a masterclass. I can show you the history of ALL the past, but I have to hurry because it's happening fast. I have written 2 of the 7, will you go to (H)eaven. 
You probably think I am dumb, but in time I'll show you some. My eyes have seen what people dream, oh it's going to be a dreadful scream. For all you people that know what I mean, GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER! Oh and it won't help you to run across the border. 
I hope that rhyme reaches you in time.

Just a side note. 
There once was a prophecy, of that which is to be, wow, I can't believe you missed the sight of me. It's no wonder that I've came to be, for it really was prophecy. I am constrained , for the time to be, so you are safe from me. 
You have even turned the stones of the earth to behold that day, but every body just walked away. 
Wow, I must truly admit, actually writing rhymes is kinda fun, who knew!  So one for the road!
I am sad that I have become your Son, last time you killed me, yeah that was no fun. As history repeats it's self, I am in fact, yet again, dying once again, so thank you friend. You really should have not destroyed your world.

Oh, yes, yes I am very, very aware, more so than the feel of an electric chair.  That YOU require proof, in time I will, in fact enough to raise the roof, cause,  It's getting hot in here ...so hot. 
I am not showing you proof because you are not ready. You can't handle the truth!
Yes, it is true, both the music you listen to and and the things you watch are bad. It is no wonder that you all are deaf and blind.

Ok, ok , I swear I cannot resist. Here is a clue, because it's MY Christmas list.  And, it spans through space time yes even to the days of atom, yes that is correct, for atom was. So lets have a parable for funzies!

Woe to you oh earth and sea, for the devil has come with wrath. Oh wait that has passed, you will get exactly what you ask. But you won't even know because you are to busy watching and worrying about wars and rumors of wars to even notice the REAL war.

Let him who hath understanding count the number of the number of the beast, for it is the number of numbers and it really is from 6 6 6. All of you 3 6 9 conjurors... You really shouldn't play with fire. All the world wondered after a man named Tesla. You should have been suspicious when he acted superstitious. All that what he did not know, I know.

Yes I know your hearts and minds so, I will clear one thing right now.

Thee apple falls from the tree.

That is the clue for you. But do be warned sternly, whole world take heed. That Z you see is not from any country or man, if you think it is you're going to end in the frying pan. Yes it is on a particular item of war at the time. But I promise you this, no single man decided that to be. It was a collective manifestation of your will for it to be. It was set as a sign for you to see, for it's prophecy. But MADness is all I see, because it came down to heaven, even unto me.

Love was the answer, follow only the 1 and love thy neighbor, and you would have Loved God. And the rest would of just happened. Instead, you turned your home and the body into waste, what a wretched place. 

I love you, ALL.

The last 9

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Now pop quiz??? Who am I??

I will tell you another mystery: there is a war in heaven and on earth. The war started from the time that Satan beguiled Eve and was cast down to earth. It was given to an angel, strength by God. Amen. to go down to the earth: in the midst of Satan. And thrust his hand into the earth to gather the clay there of: to deliver the clay unto God Almighty. Holy, Holy, Glory be, hallelujah. Amen.  And he formed man with his hands and placed him on earth.

The LORD your God, has been trying ever since to get you back to him. But man walks with the devil and he does deceive thee. He seeks to remove you from God and add unto himself. The wars you will see are not from God. They are man driven by their will, the great deceiver waging war against the LORD God and his people. Turn back now and repent, I pray ye.

LMFAO see how fucking stupid you people are??? send me a 666 link top fucking kek

allow me to teach a number game

6+6+6=1+8= fucking 9 asshole
don't you fucking play with me child

for I am the 9 eat a dick for I am all of the angels and the devil go pray to your toys
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Oh well, I guess from here it's
gonna be a joke to you all so I it's fuck off to you too
see you soon!
Americans voluntarily choose to work at a job for a wage and then turn around and scream that they are helpless and exploited victims because there is only one company in the world and you can't quit, start a business, or learn a new skill.

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Is it a win?
just looks like generic fighting from an online game lol
big lose

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Is that true?
No, go back.
kek lol lma

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More food bought = more niggers killed

Now you have a unique opportunity to optimize as many niggers as possible without sacrificing your life or freedom. The world is now opening a window of opportunity of just a few months, when your small efforts can make a big difference in the world and make it a little cleaner and better. All you have to do is stock up on as much non-perishable food (canned food, cereals, frozen foods) as possible and encourage as many people as possible to do so. Unlike previous years, now all your actions will be enhanced by several coefficients:

1) High fuel and fertilizer prices increase the costs of farmers and agricultural holdings, which reduces the planning horizon and forces producers to refuse to increase production;
2) Unprecedented weather disasters in China, India, Brazil and other key food producers;
3) The effect of panic or "self-fulfilling forecast". The more food they buy -> stronger inflation will be. High inflation -> more countries will impose export restrictions. And this will again increase the effect of panic. This mean an ever-increasing circle or snowball effect.

You don't need massshooting or other stupid things to make effective NIGGERCIDE. All you need is to buy as much food as possible and encourage others to do the same. Moreover, your efforts will not be in vain and you will save on food in the future due to rising prices. What is the best way to convince others of this? Each audience needs a different approach. Racists should be told that their actions will kill as many niggers as possible. Believers need to bring the Apocalypse of St. John the Evangelist and call on them to save their families and their friends. Frighten the cowardly with starvation. For the greedy, give data on rising prices for food futures and advise renting warehouses for further speculation. Some data for arguments:

https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/ZC*0/futures-prices - corn
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/ZW*0/futures-prices - wheat
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/KO*1 - palm oil
https://www.fao.org/worldfoodsituation/foodpricesindex/en/ - FAO Food Price Index

Also, do not forget about the location of readers. Information should be conveyed to residents of the EU countries, USA, Britain and the dominions, Japan, South Korea, China, India, states of the Arabian Peninsula. That is, we need countries with a fairly rich population, whose inhabitants are able to buy food for several years in advance at the current moment. 

At the end, I will give a few articles that will show you the uniqueness of the current situation:


Now you must make sure that several rare factors have come together in the world now and it is criminal to miss such an opportunity. Need to forge while hot. Otherwise, the moment will be missed and we will not wait for the next one...
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sounds gay as fuck
too long didn't read
get this reddit shit outta here
You posted this on sportschan already OP. You're weird
toolong didnt read

Did you fucking retards really just ban yourselves and lock everyone out of 9chan?
Thanks for make us aware. Very helpful.
it's fixed now
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hi patch

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non-official alcohol / drinking thread
what are you drinkin /b/?
right now i'm drunk off of new amsterdam gin & generic (staterbros) tonic water + UV blue vodka
additionally, how are you doing currently? i'm bretty gud, eating food as i wright this image related; the yellow is generic mustard
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Nothing for now. May get some cheap beer later
OP here, still getting ahniakated
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fyuck, didn't mean to send that
i'll repeat: OP here, still getting annihilated off gin & tonic
this time i got pizza rolls
in retrospect its only appropriate that i used the wrong image & negligently posted previous pos, this is a drinking thread
water with amphetamine
Thinking to buy Campary and some cider
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currently drunk off asian plum wine, and filled with shashimi sushi & salmon roe
very enjoyable

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is it normal?

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How do we stop the ever increasing growth of evil in places like the U.S. and similar countries, or is it inevitable?
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You just think you're amazing, but you're pieces of garbage

Not even your leaders are right. They're garbage

Stealer revs motorcycle engine when I say it perturbs me. He does it on purpose and says to me he did it on purpose.

I throw a hammer to stop him and he does. Then he calls the cops.

I do not give a shit about any of you.

I hate you more than life itself.

I REALLY want to kill you.

GOD wants to kill you. You SHALL NOT STEAL
I want to slam a hammer into every sinner's skull. That's what they're scared of
It's Americans, they're demons.
The Grimm Reaper is supposed to be evil?

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What do you guys think of her?
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I want to fuck her
I want to cum in her mouth
Wish I could slap her across the face with my cock.....
Like really, I would give my left nut just to have sex with her.

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british mercenaries sentenced to death in the Republic of Donbas.

LOL from one point of view.

But I want to sleep so much, from another point of view.

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