Jordan Manuel Rivera is only days away from being 20 years old and he's still a fat NEET creeping on adolescent furries, chugging gatorade, and pissing in bottles.
pdf downloads from places like archive.org, the "Internet Archive" under something like Paladin Press books
==MITTENS OWN AMAZING OC ART==
Hello!
I'm preparing a master list of all of Macker's known accounts.
I figure you might know about this topic, so what better place to ask for his accounts than here.
new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2
luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
'ox?
https://www.whitepages.com/name/Jordan-Manuel-Rivera/Catasauqua?fs=1&searchedName=Jordan%20Manuel%20Rivera&searchedLocation=Catasauqua
==KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG==
Klim has now started drawing, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.
Thank you, Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!
[ ] **“Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent”** - Paris Match, May 21, 2023
[ ] **“Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!”** - Anonymous, 06/13/23
[ ] **“Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain”** - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23
**Klim is now one of us:**
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU
https://youtu.be/Ycw_plHh_oc?si=Snf9r19CRmr-wWUo
==Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"==
==Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)==
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.
➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).
➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)
Continued… 2/2
> cant stop logging
edition
following on from >>>baaa2/19874@19874
I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.
someone PLEASEEEE explain the drama on here to me
Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.
Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.
Post all his inspirational screencaps.
A quick question to confirm:
==WHO'S POOP DID JORDAN LICK?==
Did he lick his OWN poop?
If not... was it someone else's' poop? If so, the ramifications of such a concept are simply horrifically staggering.
We all know that Jordan has acknowledged as a fact that he licked poop and that it tasted like a pill. That goes without saying.
The question that needs confirmation is: WHO'S poop did he lick?
Why is the coprophagia cat so bad at drawing?
Why does this random half-african-american mestizo (who apparently loves poop?!?) have an entire fanbase/board dedicated to him? I'm scared
yonkers is off his meds again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOvmAj-o8mY
For anyone wondering; the server this happened is in the description of the youtube video.
Did 'El Demonio que Come Caca' get a job yet?
How many deviantart children has Jordan "El demonio que come caca" Rivera groomed?
Jordan:
How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?
Or did you deliberately **LIE and MISLEAD** people about that?
Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?
**inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc**
i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3
heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing
it look like geordie really want to talk with his boy spacey
so this a thread for you bro
> fuck off i'm into a lot more pokemon than just pikachu and sylveon.
> When have you assumed I "only" liked anthro?
lol bro
> ackshually i want to fuck all the animals
aint a good comeback
> you retard,
grouphome projection
> have you ever heard of furfaggot bullshit
no thx i dont fuck dogs
> none of my interests include a fucking real animal in the mix.
opposite talk
> You're a moron if you think lucca liked any cub porn.
lol ye you right bro
the tranny who saying drawings is fine is definitely not a pedo just because he using the same argument that lolicon lovers do
that would be crazy right
> there's a thing called fiction and no one is GETTING HARMED FROM IT.
loli argument
go away pedo
This is so true and I say it all the time.
Remember: Yonkers etal. wants to be known as White not Black, denying his own family's Mexican heritage.
This just proves that Yonkers is **RACIST** against both Mexicans and Negroes.
I figure the Endchan crowd might want this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cB9ncHXu_3s
Yonkers sighting on /bant/ #2