Hello!
I'm preparing a master list of all of Macker's known accounts.
I figure you might know about this topic, so what better place to ask for his accounts than here.
> cant stop logging
edition
following on from >>>baaa2/19874@19874
>>>baaa2/31634@31463
Wow, now your making accounts out of me to make it look like I said all of that. -_-
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4GdOJMxiYbk
https://smirrigheter.blogg.se/
==KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG==
Klim has now started drawing, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.
Thank you, Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!
[ ] **“Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent”** - Paris Match, May 21, 2023
[ ] **“Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!”** - Anonymous, 06/13/23
[ ] **“Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain”** - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23
**Klim is now one of us:**
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU
https://youtu.be/Ycw_plHh_oc?si=Snf9r19CRmr-wWUo
did you just deleted the other comment I had? XD
==MITTENS OWN AMAZING OC ART==
>>>baaa2/31630@31463
Shut the hell up, it was not no fucking hackers from Mexico, you dumb fuck, I know it was fucking you who editted Mittens' arts to add literal shit in it, Klim...
perhaps the Endchan crowd might want this.
https://x.com/ThylaTank/status/1795243288133312703
if anyone has Twitter/X(or a workaround), feel free to archive the thread(don't forget alt text, they provide vital context)
Jordan:
How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?
Or did you deliberately **LIE and MISLEAD** people about that?
Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?
**inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc**
Did 'El Demonio que Come Caca' get a job yet?
Remember: Yonkers etal. wants to be known as White not Black, denying his own family's Mexican heritage.
This just proves that Yonkers is **RACIST** against both Mexicans and Negroes.
Post all his inspirational screencaps.
YONKERS WITHOUT SIN = HERESY
>>>baaa2/22180@22180
> ive obviously never fucking sinned.
==Uh oh... Yonkers just committed HERESY! YONKERS IS GUILTY OF THE HERESY OF PELAGIANISM==
“ If "sin" could not be avoided it could not be considered sin. In Pelagius' view, the doctrine of original sin placed too little emphasis on the human capacity for self-improvement, leading either to despair or to reliance on **forgiveness without responsibility.** He also argued that many young Christians were comforted with false security about their salvation leading them to relax their Christian practice. ”
Pelagianism was decisively condemned as heretical at the Council of Carthage in 418 AD.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagianism#Free_will_and_original_sin
==HERETICS ARE CUT OFF AND EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH AND THUS CONDEMNED TO HELL... POOPCAT WILL THUS BE **IN HELL TOGETHER WITH KLIM – how Ironic! **==
( Also cf. Heresy: https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=20611083 )
**Sinless Perfectionism is Unbiblical**, Yonkers!
“The Bible... says that ‘If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us’ (1 John 1:8).”
Read about your sin, Yonkers: https://au.thegospelcoalition.org/article/godly-heresy-sinless-perfectionism/
**"If I am saved and all of my sins are forgiven, why not continue to sin?"**
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/forgiven-why-not-sin.html
**"Is eternal security a “license” to sin?"**
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/license-sin.html
Christ's sinless life is set against the background of the scriptural testimony to the sinfulness of man.
Job declared that man is “abominable and corrupt”, one who “drinks injustice like water” (Job 15:16). Solomon acknowledged, “there is no one who does not sin” (1 Kings 8:46). The apostle John warned, “If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves” and "make Him a liar” (1 John 1:8, 10). The apostle Paul summed it all up when he said, “none is righteous, no, not one” (Rom. 3:10).
John 8:7
“Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”
**YONKERS IS FUCKED ETERNALLY BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!**
> Not to mention, the actual picture IS the original, and the anon traced it last year, retard... the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower.. completely nude. Not showing penis, but still inappropriate. That was when people wanted to ask who the fuck was Yonkers.
> the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower..
> the original just has me at the basement
De uppehåller sig i närheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
säger föräldrar!
Föräldrar i ett samhälle i Sacramento County är påberedskap efter vad de säger är djurutklädda individer – så kallade furries.
– prydda med sataniska symboler som anländer till en park bredvid en grundskola när barn kommer ut.
En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det är runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.
"Hela den här veckan har jag gett upp allt jag måste göra," sa Williams.
— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra föräldrar.
Den senaste veckan har furries anlänt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.
"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument
från föräldrar som inte vill ha dem här," sa Williams.
Williams var oroad över osäkerheten kring individernas
specifika identiteter.
"De har de sataniska pentagrammen och det faktum att vi
inte vet vilka de är,"
sa han.
Hans oro förstärktes ytterligare när han visades en suggestiv
TikTok från en av de djurutklädda personerna.
Williams sa att videon är av en djurutklädd person som
skjuter upp ett rum och vänder vapnet mot sig själv.
En annan förälder som ville vara anonym uttryckte oro över att de
djurutklädda individerna anlände under en tid på dagen då de flesta
små barn var ute i parken.
Dry Creek Elementary School District sa i ett uttalande.
"Vi är medvetna om att de djurutklädda individerna,
vanligen kallade furries, har setts i parker nära två av våra skolor",
och "furriesna bryter inte mot några lagar genom att
vara utklädda i en offentlig park.
Dessa parker är inte en del av skolans område."
Torsdag eftermiddag sågs en på campus och polis tillkallades.
Individen utklädd till ett djur lämnade campus men kunde senare
ses på andra sidan parken.
Williams upprepade oro från andra föräldrar som CBS13 pratade med.
"Jag förstår att det tekniskt sett inte finns några lagar som bryts,
men det är alarmerande att se videon och känna
till saker och ting", sa han.
Sacramento County Sheriff's Office sa att de inte har fått några
samtal om service i närheten av Firestone Park,
men Dry Creek Elementary School District sa att deras
resurstjänstemän är kontrakterade
genom avdelningen.
Furries är allt annat än normalt och friskt och
inget som ska tolereras i ett sunt och kristet samhälle!
I figure the Endchan crowd might want this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cB9ncHXu_3s
new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2
luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
Yonkers sighting on /bant/ #2
>>>baaa2/30988@26237
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.
pdf downloads from places like archive.org, the "Internet Archive" under something like Paladin Press books
Jordan Manuel Rivera is only days away from being 20 years old and he's still a fat NEET creeping on adolescent furries, chugging gatorade, and pissing in bottles.
'ox?
https://www.whitepages.com/name/Jordan-Manuel-Rivera/Catasauqua?fs=1&searchedName=Jordan%20Manuel%20Rivera&searchedLocation=Catasauqua
==Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"==
==Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)==
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.
➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).
➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)
Continued… 2/2
I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.
someone PLEASEEEE explain the drama on here to me
Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.
Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.
A quick question to confirm:
==WHO'S POOP DID JORDAN LICK?==
Did he lick his OWN poop?
If not... was it someone else's' poop? If so, the ramifications of such a concept are simply horrifically staggering.
We all know that Jordan has acknowledged as a fact that he licked poop and that it tasted like a pill. That goes without saying.
The question that needs confirmation is: WHO'S poop did he lick?
Why is the coprophagia cat so bad at drawing?
Why does this random half-african-american mestizo (who apparently loves poop?!?) have an entire fanbase/board dedicated to him? I'm scared
yonkers is off his meds again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOvmAj-o8mY
For anyone wondering; the server this happened is in the description of the youtube video.
How many deviantart children has Jordan "El demonio que come caca" Rivera groomed?
i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3
heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing
it look like geordie really want to talk with his boy spacey
so this a thread for you bro
> fuck off i'm into a lot more pokemon than just pikachu and sylveon.
> When have you assumed I "only" liked anthro?
lol bro
> ackshually i want to fuck all the animals
aint a good comeback
> you retard,
grouphome projection
> have you ever heard of furfaggot bullshit
no thx i dont fuck dogs
> none of my interests include a fucking real animal in the mix.
opposite talk
> You're a moron if you think lucca liked any cub porn.
lol ye you right bro
the tranny who saying drawings is fine is definitely not a pedo just because he using the same argument that lolicon lovers do
that would be crazy right
> there's a thing called fiction and no one is GETTING HARMED FROM IT.
loli argument
go away pedo
This is so true and I say it all the time.