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 >>/2509/
muito texto
> eu quando vejo isso

 >>/2510/
sleep tight bonald

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 >>/2508/
> I no longer feel bad about the money I've given to any e-celeb.
I will still make fun of you dropping those swifted on Tenshi BUDDY. You're not getting away that easily.
Also this guy has to be like a millionaire to just drop 30k in swifted subs on some nobody noname.
 >>/2510/
It genuinely gets funnier every time I read it. It's like somebody has gotten just very confused while trying to write an advert and now he doesn't know wtf he's talking about.

 >>/2512/
probably search engine optimization jank, which explains why its being botposted everywhere it can

 >>/2512/
Tenshi was definitely the worst of any money I've spent on a streamer/tokker, especially since she started dating nova like 2 days later. I never would've given her a dime if I didn't think I had a 87% chance to rizz her up... it's acabow

 >>/2514/
they'd been fucking for weeks before you donated
all you did was pay for the 48 after-stream donuts

 >>/2515/
48? to share? wow... they're only getting half portions? my swifteds could've easily paid for 96

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I have been so disgustingly dopamine starved recently, I literally cant get myself to do ANYTHING
Just fucking pressing a play button on something I want to watch or opening a game I want to play feels like I am proposing to someone or trying to turn water to wine
RELEASE ME

 >>/2517/
Sounds like you've also been hit with the wild witch curse, by Elina, that foul eastern european hag. She stole my money, she's stealing your dopamine and she's probably stealing funkyneko's gains.

It was a mistake to log into that blackjack game, just by watching the stream you've all been cursed too...

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 >>/2513/
> probably search engine optimization jank
Ok party pooper, it's about IMAGINING it has been written by a person (which probably it was it's just being copied by a bot) and the translation being so dumb.
 >>/2517/
Tbh when it comes to that I feel like doing productive stuff actually helps, even if just for a while.

Also I'm going sleep goodnight STOP STAYING UP SO LATE

Big things coming in the days ahead and the days behind. Stay strong nekos.

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(*>ω<)

Snoo has made a duet with Canthinky, are we POGGING out of our MINDS or what?
Also good morning nekos.

Woke up. Ramen and Eggs for breakfast, GTA V installing, the homosexual truck driver roleplay arc will begin today, also the sun is shining, it's hot as fuck out here, shoutout

 >>/2523/
Naurrrr 💀💀💀 Lil bro thinks he from 日本国 💀💀💀💀💀 Naahhhh dawg you don't speak Nihongo 日本語 💀💀💀💀💀

 >>/2523/
> also the sun is shining, it's hot as fuck out here
Relatable, I'm dying and it's not even that hot.
> Ramen and Eggs for breakfast
I hope they were good :)

Zamn, huw edwards really was a nonce

Zamn, huw edwards really was a nonce

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finally it's warm out, sunny AND no dumb clouds

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 >>/2527/
Today I learned there's an image classification for noncery.
Also first time I'm hearing about the guy but his parents really hated him for naming him Huw
 >>/2528/
I HATE YOU... I'm dying of heat here (not really but it's too warm for me already)

 >>/2529/
22 degrees. Your trade off for having hotter weathers is that you have sunlight during winter

You nekos wouldn't survive in South Africa. I went there during the middle of their winter and it was freaking boiling hot during the day, but very cool (not neko-cool) and cold during the night.

I am shedding skin too now due to being outside
iktf nadeko snakeneko, iktf

> Study finds: Mosquitos prefer sweaty, ovulating women
they're so real for that

Live on the second gaming channel

 >>/2534/
Since you didn't respond. THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM!!!!!
I actually enjoy your streams guys even if not much is happening and we're just hanging around :)

 >>/2535/
sorry i didnt respond because i had the chat popped out in a different browser window i wasnt logged into

thank you for the stream views, mr stream viewer

going for an incel walk, can some neko feed my goldfish whilst im gone? use the #feed command

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 >>/2537/
#feed
No problem neko, I hope your walk goes well, even though it's getting dark and scary.

Susu is getting all the dms after this one...

 >>/2538/
> #feed
just like in your dota games ka ka ka~

> even though it's getting dark and scary.
you southerners dont know what youre missing. the sun hasnt even started to set yet

 >>/2538/
Yeah that settles it Susu is officially not mid

 >>/2541/
FUCK YOU
She was never mid...
 >>/2539/
> just like in your dota games
I haven't played dota for like a month at this point ;_;
My pro dota career is dead...
It's over, I'm never going to make it, might as well become a code monkey

 >>/2542/
SHE'S MID
GANK MID GANK MID

 >>/2524/
who is this

 >>/2544/
what?

 >>/2545/
where?

stardew valley roleplay: i am a farmer and ive come into town to sell 30 corn

wts corn
wts corn
wts corn
wts corn
wts corn
wts corn
wts corn

im out for a walk and i feel good, as soon as i get home and sit down at my desk there's like this tightness in my chest again. i feel morally trapped and stuck in a boredom loop.

 >>/2548/
mold

 >>/2549/
No, my room doesn't have any mold, and even if it did, it wouldn't explain the almost IMMEDIATE mood shift when I go outside and when I sit back down at my desk.

It's all just mental. 

Probably from the fact that I'm well aware I've done nothing productive since ending my VTM campaign a few weeks back, I have nothing to do anymore, nothing to look forward to.

I need to force myself into something weekly to feel like I've always got actions to be doing.

 >>/2548/
Tbh my best advice would practically be pull yourself by your bootstraps but that's retarded to say so my second best answer is I believe in you buddy (I was searching for a meme SimpleFlips song but you wouldn't get it anyway) (it's fine).

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 >>/2551/
Thanks neko, we're all gonna make it, we can overcome any issue, be it mental, physical, or a brain tumour, simply by pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps, getting a job and giving someone a firm handshake.

 >>/2552/
> getting a job and giving someone a firm handshake
you've got the order all wrong and this is why you havent gotten a job yet
you give them the firm handshake and that is what gets you the job. dont wait until the job to give the handshake duuuh

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 >>/2553/
I have been practicing my handshakes FOR MONTHS and NOBODY TOLD ME TO DO IT BEFORE THE JOB.

you know how many interviews i've had, where i DIDN'T shake their hand???

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
> the third planet is sure that they're being watched
> by an eye in the sky that can't be stopped
> when you get to the promised land
> you're gonna shake that eye's hand

YOUR HEART
FELT GOOD
IT WAS DRIPPING IN PITCH
AND MADE OF WOOD
AND YOUR HANDS
AND KNEES
FELT COLD AND WET ON THE GRASS BENEATH

WELL I SAT NAKED SHRIVERING LOOKING BLUE
FROM THE COLD SUNLIGHT THAT'S REFLECTED OFF THE MOON
AND BABY CALL EM ANGELS
FLY AROUND YOU
REMINDED ME WE USED TO BE THREE AND NOT JUST TWO

sleep tight nekos tomorrow life will be wonderful
new month
new thread
it occured to me that the animals were swimming around in the water and the oceans in our bodies
and another had been found another ocean on the planet
given that blood was just like the atlantic AND HOW

well the universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were.


 I'm not going schizo i just love this song https://youtube.com/watch?v=epBbuk7x1sI [Embed] 

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 >>/2554/
Goodnight neko, hopefully tomorrow will be indeed wonderful for you :)
I'm going to listen to the song before I go to sleep.

Also you have enabled me to get ANOTHER TRIPS FOR LATAM WE KEEP WINNING
Look at them go

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 >>/2537/
#feed #feed #feed

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Oh fuck, I overfed my fu and now she's as fat as Bonbi!!

 >>/2556/
 >>/2557/
Actually the same person... So over
My condolences if it was a fu you knew and not a fu you just grabbed for a joke
Also good morning :)

new month new thread
https://endchan.net/neko/res/2559.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/2559.html
https://endchan.net/neko/res/2559.html