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(We advise ye to put on yer headphones, turn out the lights, turn up the volume and fire up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product to achieve maximum enjoyment)  


CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard Is Cooming


In This Transmission

- Broadcasting LIVE from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute, First Mate Harry Stash is yer host on an hour long psychedelic adventure through the DNMs

- Darknet Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store

- President Donald Trump sings Taylor Swift at a Gay Bar

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News with yer host Samantha Propaganda's coverage of the Amphetimine Addicted Monkey Invasion of Washington, DC

- Join CaptainBlackbeard live for a raid on a 17th century French Galleon

- The Cell Block B Brotherhood

- Live DNM Product Reviews

- Humanity's first recorded contact with an alien species. 

- Chanteys from Cheech & Chong, The Beatles, Immortal Technique, The Black Angels, The Rolling Stones, DJ Shadow, Notorious BIG, The Decemberists, The Jerky Boys and Lazerhawk!

- And so much more this transmission is like an audio clown car overflowing with sumo wrestlers stuffed with awesomeness. 


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Always be yerself, unless ye can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.

CaptainBlackbeard Saves America:

The Italian Stallion Of The Dark Seas

DARK NET SUPER FIGHT I

Bell Time: July, 4th 2020

Location: Versus Market Forum

Main Event: Apollo Creed (C) Vs. Rocky Balboa for the World Heavyweight Title

Join us for the first Super Fight in Dark Seas History as the greatest heavyweight champion boxer of our times Apollo Creed (47-0) takes on underdog club fighter Rocky Balboa (42-20) in a once in a lifetime shot at the greatest championship in the world!

Music Before The Main Event

Beastie Boys

Grand Funk Railroad

Jimi Hendrix

The Misfits

The Blackwater Fever

Lil Flip

The Stone Foxes

Guano Apes

King Gizzard & Lizard Wizard (They actually are good in spite of their name)

Justice

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Ahoy Mates!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns on Americas Birthday with our most high energy audio release yet! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as we take ye on a psychedelic audio journey through the Dark Seas!

This is a feature motion picture length three hour episode generously sponsored by Versus Market the top futuristic Dark Seas Market for all your Dark Market needs! This is the first professionally produced and sponsored broadcast in Dark Seas history!

Please Upboat For Visibility

In This Episode

- CaptainBlackbeard Saves America over the July 4th weekend

- Find out who really killed Tupac Shakur and what happened that night

- Can the town survive hippies?

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News

- Senator John Rube Boob answers all of yer questions about the United States Government and Beyond

- Education on Zoom

- The Action Is On America Television

- The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground

- And more high energy shocking entertainment than a gaggle of rodeo clowns chewing on downed power lines

WARNING: LOUD BASS TEST AT 3:30 TIME MARK OF THE BROADCAST! PROTECT YER EARS! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS YE TO KEEP THOSE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER! YAAAARRRRR!

Since this is the first professionally produced broadcast in Dark Seas history, we are going to do something special. It always be a frustration with the limitations of whatever the current state of the Seas be. In past engagements, we had to release middling to lower quality audio releases due to file size limitations.

CaptainBlackbeard Radio (especially this one) takes weeks and weeks of production work in an effort to produce the most captivating, intense and original audio experience thrill ride we can. We want to bring ye the finest quality of sound and best entertainment experience possible so ye not only hear but feel every punch, pirate ship boarding and spaceship fly over your head in each broadcast.

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Close Encounters of the CaptainBlackbeard Kind

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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CAPTAINBLACKBEARD KIND

Venturing Across The Dark Seas And Beyond…

Braving Dark Seas Storms and South Seas Pandemics 

CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with the finest sounds around from the Underground! 

Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute, CaptainBlackbeard Radio brings news, music and culture to the lads and lasses of action across all eight seas!

Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as CaptainBlackbeard invites ye to take a psychedelic otherworldly audio odyssey through the Dark Seas and Beyond!

Please upboat for visibility!

CaptainBlackbeard humbly requests ye wear headphones for this broadcast! 

This transmission was recorded in high (and we do mean high) pirate audio fidelity!

CaptainBlackbeard recommends ye turn off the lights, turn up the volume and spark up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard Product

In This Transmission

- The first official close encounter between humanity and beings from another world.

- Select segments from National Public Radio

- The Friendly United States Military Stops By

- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About The COVID-19 Pandemic

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Uncovers The Source Of The CoronaVirus Outbreak 

- Thanks to our sponsors Yuri Jackhoff on Hallucination Market, Fugazi Cannabis, Stories From The Pandemic, National Public Radio, The United States Government. 

- And 80 minutes of more original high energy electrifying content than a bus stuffed with mimes on crystal meth crashing into a giant electrified fence surrounding North Korea.

MUSIC FROM

Spinal Tap

"Weird" Al Yankovic

At The Drive-In

The Rolling Stones

Iggy Pop

Lazerhawk

Bill Conti

& The Top Finest Sounds From The Underground

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