/CaptainBlackbeard/ - CaptainBlackbeard Radio

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> Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. 


> He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" 


> The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." 


> There's a silence, then a loud bang. 


> Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"

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> I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they

don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some
good ideas.

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.