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Olympic Breakdancing has single-handedly redeemed the 2024 Paris Games.

The Paris Olympics are a fever dream of corporate and political evil to be avoided at all costs. But Australian Breakdancing has taught us to love and to believe in Humanity again.

Breakdancing has been cancelled forever in the Olympics because of it. The Olympic committee is desperately trying to scrub all footage of it. But we think the Australian Breakdancing routine was a triumph for humanity!

Because we love ye and it be that good, we posted it here.
https://endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard/res/354.html

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Their PhD thesis on Breakdancing...

FYI she wasn't well known in Australia before this. Please don't think we consider this to be anything other than ridiculous.

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The whole qualifying process was a sham apparently organised by the ballroom dancing federation who couldn't get ballroom dancing into the olympics so they set up a breakdancing thing.
This particular woman "competed" against a whole 12 competitors from Oceania to secure her place at the Olympics.
She had to pay for her own flights there as the Australian Institute of Sport doesn't recognise any of this bullshit.

KEK

Wow, wtf.. Which BO or BV is banning NEETS just for posting Aus News?

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