ello, officer? there's a woman online posin' with knives in a selfie and, whilst i don't know 'er personally, we're separated by a bloomin' sea, an' my only knowledge o' the woman is through some anonymous egirl gossip forum online, yet i'm near certain 'er child's in danger based on this absolute gag of a photo! you must do somethin' about it, guv'nor it is an emergency innit????