Thread for "Ashley Jones," AKA Kaleigh. Former Youtuber who catered to /pol/ at the age of 15 and gained a lot of orbiters, including Marky Jane Thompson.
kaleigh has her own board dedicated solely for her just so you know dude. it's /ashleyj/ but whatever. you probably know already.
post her most recent picture
she looks like shes black with her natural hair color. less mestizo more mulatto
that's not her natural hair color it's dyed black
> tfw no ashley gf for christmas
She has that disease where she ages backwards. Not much time left I'm afraid. Poor girl
I feel like she would be the best gf ever and the holidays with her would be especially nice. Like, instead of just sitting around playing vidya at my pc, I would want to get out with her and enjoy things I hate.
yo she looks like that one chick that posted nudes online. i cant remember right now but her name was like Carrots or something.
you mean Kittens?
yo i remember Carrots
Oh, this girl, I didn't know she had a name. I remember people used to post those pics of her and try to claim it was Ashley
yeah, there are three pics from that set if I remember correctly. It's been confirmed to be kittens. They were posted on her tumblr before she deleted it https://imgur.com/a/9ZdDO
Second best after Agatha.
Yeah that's the one I was thinking of, not Carrots, thanks.
close but no cigar
its been almost a decade
genuinely wasn't expecting her to come back
Wtf so when r u gonna make a vid?
As try-hard as always.
fuck you, at least she tries, what do you do besides being a fat faggot?
My man, I don't have to try anything with my income.
I live much more comfortably than I need to.
So you are a fat faggot
She ain't the same anymore.
Someone please assure me this isn't her
I need an explanation. Tell me it's just a deepfake please
Dude on the right genuninely has a stache shadow. lmao
Doubt a bunch of hormones do that in such a short time.
Does anyone have the midnight city edit?
had to sift through like 50 threads. Finally fucking found it.
now this is the classic /ashleyj/ faceblindness i've come back for
What the fuck happened?
i jerked off to her so many times... wanted to creampie her.. those yummy skinny legs..
Is this real?
Yeah, I got it from her. I sent her a link to a phishing Blacked.com page I set up and she uploaded her pictures to the audition section. She was relentless about getting cast on Blacked since she’s petite and said she thinks it's funny that black cock looks like you're shitting out of your vagina. I didn’t expect her to actually upload nudes. You guys should see the one I got of her asshole, but I don’t think I’ll ever share that one with anyone for less than a million bucks.
LB posted this. how about you get a fucking life you pathetic piece of shit. she will never love you. I'll see to that.
It's time to wank https://icum.to/
i actually thought she'd be attractive when she came back, she looks about the same just pudgier...shall not care about her anymore..
she looks way older and more masculine. like a russian woman who works in fields and has many babies. it’s kind of cool but she appears to have a slight stache going on. hormonal problems? maybe she went on and off birth control? the weight gain could be explained by that too. or antidepressants and antipsychotics. her face changed a lot
> it’s kind of cool but she appears to have a slight stache going on.
Its because she went on hrt but appears to have stopped. Unless this was filmed before her hrt. Maybe she is a he currently? Either way still would
wait what? she was trans and detransitioned? that makes sense but i can’t tell if you’re joking. she was always seeing herself as above other girls and hated conventional femininity because to her it was weak and not something to respect. most girls like that troon out these days. is she a terf now?
After reading the manifesto on her site it’s safe to say she’s gone off the deep end. Seems like bipolar disorder with schizoaffective traits. Posting photos of her shit and saying being vegan makes her poop less which is good was funny, but the rest was just plain concerning. Unironically believes in reptilians and had a “spiritual awakening” through drugs and reading obsessively about near death experiences. She seems genuinely insane and I hope she is okay, seems like she’s struggling with stability and admits she was addicted to food for years too, classic bipolar trait.
I read her stuff and watched her videos, call me crazy but I'm 100% convinced all of this is made by some boyfriend or something. She is a little too funny, connected with internet culture and technology for a girl.
And her satire is a little too well made to be from an actual woman, most women comedy sucks unless it was written by a man, so I'm sure she has a sperg boyfriend (or maybe online orbiters) instructing her on how to extract money from you losers.
She even uses the DID shit too (just like our favorite jewess), I bet she will come out as huge Lain fan anytime soon.
Keep it in mind I'm not saying her shit is REALLY funny but is funnier than 99% of the edgy vagina produced humor around the tubes
She’s really not that funny. I know you’re only comparing her to most female comedians but it’s not hard to surpass them, Ashley was only able to by spending the past 10 years on /pol/ and regurgitating whatever she reads there. So you’re right about it being because of men, but it’s thousands of men she’s copying every day instead of one. And it’s still not funny. Also, just like those bad female comedians, Ashley uses a lot of toilet humor to be funny and shocking because she knows she’s a woman and thinks that makes it provocative somehow, plus constantly joking about her vagina. Literally posted pics of her poop on her site and said her pubes are steel wool repeatedly. She’s just Amy Schumer if she used 4chan.
Call me a zoomer, after watching that it wasn't funny in the slightest. Ashley looked sickly and needs a dentist. Honestly don't understand the appeal of this girl beyond her earlier videos spitting out /pol/ lines. Tahlia was 10x funnier, and I can think of 3 other girls funnier than her on this board alone.
Agreed. Ashley is a zoomer too but her humor is the result of her eating the shit of the worst people on 4chan 8 years ago so she's behind. On top of that she's obviously mentally unwell if you read her manifesto page, probably doesn't have many people she talks to who are her own age or stable.
Oldfag here. You faggot zoomers act like writing an HTML site is something that only a computer scientist could do. If you think HTML is "code" you're an actual retard. It's a markup language and a literal child can do it. 15 years ago chicks were doing it to customize their myspace pages, and 5 years before that literal housewives and high schoolers were making actual websites to showcase their families or what they did at school or whatever that week. Not saying this ethot is all that but it's very telling that you kids think putting up a basic website requires anything more than a couple brain cells to rub together
Kek spot on. 13 year olds on Xanga wouldve wipe the floor with Ashley's site. Teenyboppers still customize their entire tumblrs.
where is her site? links plz.
ever had epilepsy? if yes don't go there
lmao anons here have no sense of humor, this is gold
ashley is da best
you jaded fucks are straight out of /r9k/, interacting with people like you regularly in her primal years is probably what made her how she is now
I get your point but it was the poltard influence that made her like this. She used and posted on pol more than anything else and all her friends were from pol if I recall correctly. She saw people saying jews and black people and women bad and decided it was true and formed her whole persona around it.