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This thread is about our little johnson! Sydney Johnson.
If you can possibly find any rares post them!!! 

This is the linktree link to all of her socials
https://linktr.ee/lie
Her private account on instagram isnt included but its @pjgtail























































 >>/96720/
Who managed to turn the postwar cesspit failed state of Weimar into one of the leading industrial superpowers in the world, only to throw it away by declaring war on EVERY OTHER SUPERPOWER and then micromanaging his generals into a crushing defeat and purge of Germany's finest Aryan stock?







 >>/96758/
I saw her say this in a small server literally 3 days ago, maybe she was lying, she admitted to living in guam during her childhood
 >>/96761/
not sure i just assumed it was close enough to what youd call it


 >>/96763/

shes lived in the usa her whole life
entirely white

if you guys want to know some shit about this girl look at @prettysealgirlcatfish on instagram 

she's definitely larping but i mean her entire account is her larping so











she’s going on in a telegram channel about how the person posting “photos edited to make her fat” on this thread is some ugly e-girl. seems to be just as bad as her if she’s making threads on here for other girls.























 >>/96997/
after you posted this she started schizo posting in her tele server about how she "hates bitches who copy" and shit like that..

when she literally larps as a whole other girl. I have a feeling shes seen this and it's probably true.






























 >>/98084/
> calling herself a cute pure egirl 
This alone confirms this thread is 99% selfposting, as if it wasn’t already obvious. Every girl outside or the ones from years ago just selfposts and samefags and trashes other egirls while pretending to be a dude.











for the last time this isn't self posting as op, people were begging for this bitch to get a thread. as a girl myself,  i personally don't like her thats why i gave yall all the shit on her. OKAY ANYWAYS




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 >>/98129/
donut joined her telegram and called her ugly, told sydney she was "famous" on 4chan so she looked at her thread and saw donut was hideous and bullied her. donuts messages are gone but sydneys r still there t.me/sydneychat











> literally who irrelevant bitch

Go back to /b/ of you wanna post revenge porn shit. Otherwise nobody knows or gives a shit who this dumb bitch even is.








 >>/98242/
Thanks but now I'm thoroughly turned off. I get that they use camera tricks, especially angles, and makeup/filters but this chick is plain photoshopping to hell and back. To go between attractive and disgusting so easily is more disturbing than cutting. The most interesting thing about her now is seeing how much she can bleed before fainting. At least she looks egirl.



 >>/98249/
It can easily be done. The skinny girl trying to lose weight thing is just something I can't process. The thin cat girl with thicc booty is worth simping over. This full ribcage, pelvis display warrants emergency intervention. I say the cat booty is shopped.

And whoever is trying to block me: eat a vegan, organic, nonbinary dick you dei pos. I hope you cry when Harris gets clapped sideways.

 >>/98249/
they’re very obvious edits and wears corsets too for sure to make herself artificially thinner temporarily. look at her candids to compare, she has a normal bmi. bitches are crafty. google an 18 inch waist, it’s not naturally possible. she’s relying on the twitter coomer teenager demographic who’s stupid enough to eat this slop up just like empath chan does.  they don’t understand that being liked by us requires minimal makeup, mousy faces, and at least pretending to be modest. they hear that this place is about egirls and they think it means tiktok thot copy paste faces and edgy personalities. the most beloved girl here is agatha, the namesake of the board ffs. the whores are for laughing at and trolling








pretty disgusting between the cutting scars, emaciated look and ridiculous filters.

i don't get the filters. you know you don't look like that, we know you don't look like that. stop the cap nigga

she calls people who use endchan and 4chan slobs but she sits on here looking at other girls and feeding off of the people who give her good attention.
she also tells girls younger than her to get a job while she sits on her ass calling herself a neet and a hikikomori. (i genuinely wonder if she has gone homeschooled since people in her school found out about everything and shes been confronted.) (she needs to be confronted again) 
if anybody has any rare un edited photos or clips of her please post them..
it's crazy this bitch still larps not editing when theres sm proof. and i see no point, shes naturally pretty and had it going for her. the editing and ed shit is SO unattractive. its one thing to have an ed but to romanticize it and be proana is gross. genuinely why do girls think looking like eugenia cooney is attractive to anyone? the only thing attractive is their kidneys failing atp. 
also the editing is so inconsistent i wonder how much longer shes gonna keep this up.














 >>/98447/
 Where can I see you hoe around?


This chick Sydney reminds me of Paris Hilton. Attractive under a combination of conditions. Being under the influence not prerequisite in all combinations.



 >>/98521/
to add-
liam is a guy shes e dating. supposedly older than her. i can probably find some screenshots about them, but they are super on and off and sydney goes batshit crazy when he leaves her.

also i think sydney along with the bianca fanpages would come for my throat if i gave out my main socials lmfao. maybe if u add my discord and ask ill give my mains.. but i srsly dont even hoe around

 >>/98521/
This is exactly like high school drama with the scene girls. In that light, Sydney reminds me of this skinny scene girl that sat on my lap so I could teach her how to drive. She was cute but not as skinny as Sydney. Feeling her bones was nauseating. I did end up fucking but it took a long time and alot of imagination for me to nut. She tried to please but every date was a challenge.  

Sucks you can't just share you here but we know the game. I'll go look for this Bianca to... even the playing field.











 >>/98548/
Posting very clearly edited photos and saying its her "unedited face" is a little weird if you are trying to make the girl look bad. she looks different in every one of these












 >>/98581/
Donutchan
-face 7.5/10
-body ???/10
-personality 2/10
overall 4.75/10

Sidney
-face 5/10
-body ???/10
-personality 2/10
overall 3.5/10

Couldn't rate the bodies because I'm not attracted to either of them at all







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 >>/98599/
That picture looks like Aubrey Plaza who looks similar to Donutchan I agree she has kind of a retarded look sometimes but I think her simps find that hot.
 >>/98601/
Sidney it's clear you've never used 4chan in your life. You have to get better at samefagging







 >>/98593/
Donut doesn't have a cuter face than Sidney. I'll capitulate down to equal. For body Sidney wins because skinny over fat and she does at least have some bump where the ass goes. And looks like Sidney has B tits through most edits. With Donut it's all fat. The little ass is pure misshaped blubber. Lol the anorexic ass is thiccer.

 >>/98618/
How will you know who's coming at your throat? Clearly you want some hate/love. Just show us a faceless pic here. Show us your butthole. Those tend to be faceless.


 >>/98638/
Sidney lol. You're no virgin. I don't know what type of guy can "be" with a girl, and not fuck on the third date. Being virgin has no role in beating Donut. Prove virginity so I can start grooming.






 >>/98649/
She ain't got no job. I know these chicks. They be having all the message boards about them opened in different windows in one browser. All their ops' in another browser. They'll do anything for any phone capable of running this.



 >>/98649/
just scroll up. she's been obviously self-posting in this thread and in my thread ever since i joined her telegram and posted her unedited pics. she had a temper tantrum and banned me after i posted that one picture from the start of her sophomore year that she couldn't say was edited because it's from her family's facebook.

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the way she cowers after getting confronted by actual black people for saying the n-word and doing blackface is HILARIOUS.

also the account is @prettysealgirlcatfish on insta.




 >>/98671/
You don't get it she HAS to harass younger and more attractive girls or else she will die! She has a severe illness called attentionwhoreitis and if she doesn't bully minors her tiny black heart will explode!











I genuinely wonder how this girls family feels about her. Especially when she has an obvious ed if she truly doesn't edit her body checks.. and the self harm and throat slitting?? like do you genuinely not give a fuck about your kid anymore at that point... how can one not give a fuck sooo much like that.. so many questions..

i mean her mom got fired from her teaching job because of her and.. still doesn't seem to give a shit about her kid? yeah her mom worked at the same school she went to. thats why people say contacting them does nothing. because they already fired her mom. im sure shes homeschool now anyways. she doesn't seem to have absolutely any irl friends... 

why would somebody wanna live like this

 >>/99013/
her mom didn’t get fired she posted about this and said her mom doesn’t even work at a school. I’m sure she’s in some kind of therapy but it’s not working some people just don’t want help


 >>/99015/
> some people just dont want help
insane as a mother you would be perfectly okay with your kids actions especially after knowing them

shes been sent stuff about sydney for ages and has even said herself she doesn't give a shit 

pretty shocking weirdo shit


 >>/99019/
I think a lot of the stuff about her is overplayed or just not true. the self harm and ed shit she may just not realize how damaging it is I’m pretty sure she has bpd or some other personality disorder and self destructive behaviors come along with it. just needs help if possible and not everyone can 247 monitor their kids



She's probably just gonna get kicked out the day she turns 18 and 
1) end up in a trap house getting passed around 24/7 
2) end up in some "bf" s house that'll pimp her out to acquaintances after 2 weeks.
If she's smart and independent she'll setup shop in a uhaul unit and start hustling content. But that'd require motivation, planning, and wits so yeah. Another tragic story.


 >>/99065/
she posts about how her mother won’t send her away anywhere to get help and just makes her stay home all the time. seems more concerning her mom won’t let her leave rather than kicking her out

 >>/99066/
Honestly that's the worst type of mother, this is only going to breed worse behavior 
No wonder she seeks out attention online I am beginning to feel bad for her now




 >>/99066/
I'm not one to speculate but with white families it's way more likely to get kicked out of the house at any age. I'll speculate that brown runs in that family. With brown families it's difficult, almost impossible, to get kicked out. Only the worst hoeing can put you on the "out of here soon as you turn 18" list. Even then you can kiss mom's ass for passes or just get pregnant. Pregnancy absolves you of all your sins. Consider that, Sidney ;)


 >>/99354/
That mom won't kick you out if you're pregnant. No mom with any degree of brown in her will kick out her grandchild. During pregnancy and first 2-3 years you're immune to getting kick out. I feel I have to specify it's about getting kicked out of the house.



 >>/99402/
Okay that's fucken cute. No skeleton display. No retarded cutting. No altoids on her tongue. Aside from being on tiktard, only fat and/or ugly hos can hate on that.





Wouldn't those piercings get in the way? I vaguely recall this dark dressing chick taking them out before unleashing Hurricane Katrina on me.








 >>/100342/
I hope I'm not retarded. Not defending that stuff but seems you have a very 'merica view that I think you're just using because you dislike Sidney. She wasn't engaging in any acts. Nips was covered. Now on here we have greasy and junkie hos like Donut and cewl airing out their holes knowing there's under 18 viewing. Sidney posted those pics already with the emojis. It was reposted here. When was it cp? The level of censorship you expect from some individuals is bias. Get this thing shutdown. Where you gonna go vent? Fucken anon.



 >>/100348/
her ex leaked her the photos are apparently from when she was 14-15 She’s not posting it herself on here or in the telegram it got posted in theres no defense for you sending that even if she did post it herself anywhere (didn’t) it’s still child porn

 >>/100351/
Yeah another righteous woke troll. Go defend the preteen girls getting forced into marriage with their cousins in Pakistan. Why do that though when you can just parade with pedros waving your rainbow and pali flags in the safety of the US. You give vibes of someone that's too shy to even do that because... public scary. Bet you have an arab flag of a country that never existed on your social meeedia. Gtfo you abortion survivor. Slap your lobsided head on your way out.


 >>/100352/
Now you make valid points. I was just saying the emojis gotta make a difference. Something like I've heard some films censor genitals but the booty hole is displayed in all its magnificence. Some countries let you drink at 18, consent at as low as 14. Women's marches/demonstrations with tits out, bj lines at gay parades with kids watching. The emojis gotta make a difference and the text in the screenshot implied she posted that.












 >>/101270/
The left one looks obvious but I seen worse where it's hard to tell. 5'2" 200lbs nappy brown bish looking like 5'5" 90lbs chaiknees mutt with big hair. There's apps that gives natural skin texture to those blurry ultra edited Sidney type pics. I'm already sad again ;(




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don't feel bad for this girl. her parents are rich white people who don't give a shit and gives her money for everything. she doesn't have a job. she gets everything from her mama and dada. 

she leaves the house VERY often. She goes on multiple family vacations a year.. stop trying to paint an image that she has a sad life for her to end up this fucked. She did this shit to herself, all of it. 

anyway, she'll just end up not being able to graduate let alone get a job and she will resort to OnlyFans. my prediction.. whats yours i guess? 

btww she wants to make it seem like shes a druggie and even calls her plug a "dealer" when all she really does is smoke weed. she poses with aspirin and tylenol for pictures.. along with holding cigs with her teeth for pics. (she doesn't actually smoke them) and she only smokes disposables.. so not even real weed.. lame.. also shes been posing with the same empty pink cart for MONTHS.. fuck..

mm anyways pretty sure killself = liam correct me if im wrong.

Why isn't there clear 1080p video from multiple angles of the nignog confronting her at school? Showcase your investigative abilities anon. 

 >>/99016/ Second pic: what's with the nose? Is there anything real remaining? Decent ai tits.










 >>/101902/
Being normal to slightly underweight, low bf% in the abdomen, and wearing a corset. Boom. Most healthy thin women have some ribs showing, this girl just sucks in her stomach while pushing out her chest to make them more prominent before editing.

 >>/101912/
This
You can tell my her shoulder posture that she sucks in her stomach in over half her pictures, and it is easy to photoshop bones so you look more emaciated 
She looks BMI 17 not 15











 >>/102478/
okay so as a girl i 100 know what shes doing so that it looks so realistic but she can still heavily edit it..

she sucks in HELLA taking pics to the point you can see her ribs irl, and then edits to make her appear underweight. 
lmfao so yea she is skinny ofc just not eugenia cooney skinny like shes tryna seem






 >>/103007/
also forgot to mention im the same bmi as her and i don't look like that. not in a jealous way lol because i don't wanna look ai generated but.... she like heavily edits and its so unrealistic, especially with the bmi she tries to pass with.

but i mean i don't have an ed, i'm just underweight. fast metabolism? but yea could possibly be why








 >>/103175/
It's so weird to see these delusional hos proving their appearance through edited media. What a foken circus. Share the highlights here and maybe smoooth anon with let you borrow one of his bishes. Smoooth anon is so generous to us. Smoooth anon yaaay;D



 >>/103352/
They look like what my cousin's would look like if I didn't help her take care of her beautiful tits. Those things blew up at around 15 and I'm yet to feel another set so firm yet so soft. They bounce and jiggle so uuuhmmmmm I knew massaging them with cocoa butter often would pay off. Donut's tits are done for. Plastic surgery will just make her look more inbred. I wish I could've nourished those tits sooner. Life is unfair.









Our family use to get together at this isolated river during summertime. She used to stare at me but there was always alot of family and I didn't really know her. Plus she was ugly. One time my aunt brought her her Barbie Power Wheels but the battery had came out during the trip. The parking area was a fairly long walk and since I was the oldest she asked me to go get it. I was about halfway there when I heard her footsteps. I don't know what happened. We didn't say anything. Just went in the brush and fucked a few times. She couldn't walk so I went for the battery by myself. In their van I saw her backpack and went through it. That's when it hit me. Her OshKosh trainee bras were all stretched out from her tits. Yeah we'll call it larping.









 >>/103490/
i mean we have her home so surprisingly she hasn't moved yet.. shes also not rich trust she lives in a copy and past suburban neighborhood (like copy and paste house layouts, you know.)

not like thats a bad thing but.. you knoow.











 >>/103598/
it seems like thats genuinely the case I think everyone posting on here is mostly girls that have an issue with her trying to blend in and this isnt the place to do that on


 >>/103599/
the last organic thing to take place here was probably the Audrey asseating drama. other than that there's been a massive uptick in literal whos selfposting. the most activity recently has been cewl and bee's tranny discord friends spamming their threads with bullshit. truly dire

 >>/103597/
yeah.. if you deny that you edit your pictures but you literally look like ai and your face is 10x fatter and uglier in candids and your excuses are literally braindead every time.. that constitutes a lolcow because most people who interact/follow her only do so to see how dumb she can be
 >>/103600/
no but you probably did. we're all laughing at her and her idiotic lies. that's a lolcow

 >>/103606/
that’s not a lolcow at all what,  a lolcow is usually someone that doesn’t even know they are being made fun of or fights back especially for others entertainment, I mean how bored are you if this is entertaining to you because people in her server or profiles usually run to her defense anyways is it serious entertainment for you to just sit accusing her of editing her photos I mean who actually cares other than insecure e-girls

 >>/103606/
if she was a lolcow she wouldn’t be saying anything back that’s literate , plus we don’t even know if she edits her recent photos they look more natural and all the “real face” photos of her all look like different people too. they seem more inconsistent than her own post face

 >>/103606/
no one here knows or cares who this girl is or what you and your faggot friends that hang out in her telegram think and you're obviously a roastie yourself so no one is joining your fight dumbass. in fact, I'd almost want to support her just to spite you

 >>/103608/
are you her? even her "fans" know that she edits her pics there are like 2 people who defend her. most people who know her lore are in her servers to see how ridiculous she is and i know that bc after i called her out i got multiple people dm'ing me saying they're there to laugh at her.
 >>/103610/
you must not be familiar with lolcows lol the criteria for being a lolcow doesn't include not being able to understand or respond to hate literally just look at amberlynn reid

 >>/103612/
Amber Lynnreed is a grown woman eating herself to death online, abusive to her partners publicly, scamming people, faking medical diagnosis, etc. This is a 17 year old girl that is allegedly editing her selfies. she is not a influencer or a celebrity and I’ve seen way more support than hate towards her online this is the only place negativity has been consistent and it’s because it’s… 4chan


 >>/103618/
Lmao no Sydney is a 17 year old failure who has been editing her selfies to the point of looking like AI for 3 years and still defends herself when literally hundreds of people have called her out and laughed at her for it because of how obvious it is. Everyone knows that she uses the Snow app to change her face and that she's actually fat but she sucks in as hard as she can and then edits her body to look tiny.

She has also done racist shit online and gotten called out and laughed at BY BLACK KIDS AT HER SCHOOL for it while she sat there and cowered in shame and fear. Everyone is laughing at how ridiculous the fact that she's still trying to defend herself and be an influencer online is


 >>/103621/
so you’re one of her instagram haters is what you’re telling me take this advice and find another forum to follow this girl around on because your humiliating yourself, Im sure you found this thread from Sydney herself posting it and now you think it’s the perfect coping mechanism to anonymously get your frustrations out that your some shitskin and this horrible girl still has more attention and orbiters than you do.

 >>/103621/
No one cares if she edits her photos or lies about it. She's some rando kid. Why the fuck would anyone care about that here?

> she's a heckin racist!!! niggers pick on her!
seriously, how did you even find this place? you need to go back

 >>/103624/
Hi Sydney, i can see your IP address. no I'm not one of your "Instagram haters". And you're the one humiliating yourself by continuing to double down on the fact that you don't edit your photos. Just own the fact that you're an ugly white bitch lol



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> JUST ADMIT YOU EDIT YOUR PHOTOS WHAT THE FUCK RACIS WHITE GIRL I KNOW YOU DO WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING YOU DONT? YOU CANT JUST KEEP LYING WHAT THE FUCK WHY WONT SHE ADMIT IT IM LOSING MY MIIIIIIIND








 >>/103642/
do you know the thread your on right now? like do you know the people on here? this is not the place to try and “cancel” someone for being racist or sending gore around. it’s blatantly obvious you’re some egirl trying to cope about her and found a place to do it without anyone knowing it’s whoever you are

















 >>/103728/
genuienly dont like this girl but only the last 2 look "edited" and her recent posts really don't. i think theres bigger issues going on and things to criticize her for other than filters




my #1 fan thinks I look so good my pics must be edited! Aww so sweet of you to say but no i dont use filters or editing that's just how i look! thanks for ur support :) !!





 >>/103749/
? You’re more retarded than the average Muslim. I’ve posted in this thread 2 other times and that’s it. 

 >>/103752/
Sydney you literally look like a dyslexic chipmunk. I don’t know what’s more unappealing: the scars, or the ugly ass piercings.



















 >>/103752/
Be honest with yourself for a sec--why are you actually editing your pictures? Because as you can see you aren't fooling anyone. The only people who you're fooling are the ones who haven't seen the unedited pics. We all know that deep down you think you're too ugly and fat for love, but you realize that the love you get from your edited pictures isn't actually towards you right? It's like posting one of those AI art things people make of themselves that literally makes even buttfuck ugly people attractive and then being flattered when someone says it looks good. So like what's even the point? I could understand if you admitted to editing the pics and it was a form of art or part of your aesthetic/brand, but why lie when it's so obvious



 >>/103752/
go live then faggot.. right u wont.. because you're larping being a whole different person HAHAHHAHA

i literally am friends with people who know you in person, specifically from when you went to school. so whats up


 >>/103925/
no i wont be tricked to going live or anything for u lol. think you just wanna see more of me and me post more content ur not as slick as u think. idk i don't think u have friends ur just lonely or somethin. everyone is with me maybe just accept theyre not edited. Ur just seeing what u wanna see having a moment

You could've been a cute doll looking skinny bish but you've mutilated and traumatized yourself so thoroughly that you're ruined. Your delusions are the cherry on top. Right now you don't care but in two years you'll start to notice changes around you. The only way you'll not scare kids is if you cover your damaged skin with so much makeup you won't  recognize yourself. For two years you'll enjoy you're newfound makeup skills. Probably make a few low engagement "tutorials" to extract as much reaction as possible because somehow it ain't what it us to be. This hobby will become work every time you need to go out for whatever reason. God forbid someone recognizes you're Quasimodo ass in public and without sufficient makeup. Imagine the threads going crazy... Sidney spotted shopping at Walmart without... naw lady you don't matter anymore. The people here now will have forgotten you. You were never genuine in any type of way. Superficial all the way down the grave. If only they could create a inconspicuous mobile filter so the public could go along with your delusions... Not in your lifetime lady. You've already fucked off 18 years of it. How much life is left in you? Who cares right? You're right. NOBODY CARES SHUT THE FUCK UP and show us that * while it's still somewhat relevant. And congratulations you're a egirl.

 >>/103932/
lol no one wants to see content. literally all you have to do is post ONE live photo of yourself but you have given excuses legit every single time. its extremely obvious that you're lying and you keep embarrassing yourself. you would be better off dead at this point.


 >>/103932/
 >>/103942/
Everyone has seen the candids of you, and there is obvious evidence of editing anyway. What is the benefit of lying to yourself and others like this? You're a normal looking girl IRL, there's no need to make yourself into a lolcow with this freakshow editing. You're worse than empathchan.




do you people actually believe that’s Sydney herself posting on this thread that girl is too up herself to post on here atleast not anonymously

With Delusional Johnson there's no point in arguing about editing pics. I thought she wasn't poor. Her bedroom looks musty. All her linen looks like Goodwill rejected items. Her panties always look old and loose... loose like they do around the lumps of a thicc bish, oh right the editing. She's not far from the poverty line.




 >>/103942/
then why do you constantly refuse to post live pics? also if those ones are edited then how exactly are they edited? there isn't an app that makes your features look uglier. also if they are then don't be shy show the original "unedited" pics. you're a straight up embarrassment the world would be better off without you in it



 >>/103957/
are u slow someone just said they are pretending to be her. Why don’t you just go to one of her million accounts or telegram and ask her this directly instead of anons


 >>/103957/
there is plenty of apps that do that there is apps dedicated to making you look fat or 40 years older not saying that’s what they did but even slightly widening someone’s nose or face can make them uglier and that’s easy

Can someone just screen record her parents Facebook posts with her “real face” to prove they are the real images, because a lot of the candid photos don’t even look like the same person either


I'll save you some trouble retard. Everyone here knows the pictures are edited and no one cares because no one gives a shit about this girl in the first place so it's kind of just some forced agenda posting






































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