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This mysterious someone is the only man worthy enough to lick the boots of The Ash and kiss the ground she walks on, the one and only Clint Eastwood.
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if he is lucky the ash may show him mercy and allow him to apologize by licking the boots and licking the ground she walks on. she will only allow him to the challenge to have fun humiliating his ass.
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I would be honored if derrick shot up my school, imagine seeing derrick the beast mowing down people and finishing them off with some karate kicks and plows, what a beautiful sight to behold before death.
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Derrick da Beast, no, more like Derrick da Wus. Look at those beautiful emerald green eyes and that delicate effeminate face. Derrick shouldn't let his mouth write a check that his little butt can't cash.
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Derrick da Beast, no, more like Derrick da Wus. Look at those beautiful emerald green eyes and that gorgeous effeminate face. Derrick shouldn't let his mouth write a check that his little butt can't cash.
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derrick isn't just running his mouth, this ain't some gun range boy, he is the real deal. he may be very pretty and delicate but you don't really want his beastly wrath.
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 >>/474/
She always said that she wasn't much for sports but I can just imagine her on a longboard or a shortboard maneuvering a 6 foot wave wearing a Billabong or O'Neill wetsuit, boggles the mind
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 >>/477/
So true, so true. I only posted the turn the lights off post because it had been over 2 weeks since the last post and was afraid people were losing interest in our girl even though it has been 6 years without her. Wow, has it been that long, tempus fugit, sigh.
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 >>/478/
6 years is a long time, I think even if its slow here, people still like Ashley and some new people still discover her and like her. in my opinion she is the coolest girl on the internet. it is very interesting that you are still here, maybe you still feel nostalgic for a discussion about Ashley and the times you had when this place was busier.
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Yes, six years IS a long time but it seems like only yesterday, I wish it was yesterday once more, heh,heh. Yeah, this board is slow. Sometimes I wonder if it's just you and me and maybe 2 or 3 other posters. When 8 chan was up her board was quite busy and I deemed her an international star since one poster was from Australia and there was a poster from Portugal. I enjoyed posting them, they were cool guys. Yeah, nostalgia has set in. 

  When 8chan went down taking Ashley's board with it I found this Endchan by accident, went through all the various boards and found Ashley's board. I went on various boards giving Ashley's URL on Endchan hoping some of the old crew from 8chan would see it but it seems that nobody noticed.

   She WAS the coolest girl on the internet and now 6 years have passed and maybe she's even cooler. I just hope she hasn't lost that quirky, edgy offbeat sense of humor that made her so unique (along with her extreme cuteness of course).

   One of the bigger debates when 8chan was up was will she ever return. Some felt she would and some said, "No way." Well it's been 6 years so I guess the later was right. Oh well, live in hope and die in despair.
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not him but i mostly lurk. 8chan dying really fucked up "our" type of boards i was more into agatha
out of all the e-girls, i think it's only sunny that's properly active with rose giving us the odd christmas video.
why are we still here?
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I also found this board by accident, slow board but very comfy and nice. most people moved on after 6 years but some true fans still exist and it says a lot about Ashley, she is truly the best girl. maybe it is better for her to stay offline, nothing too bad happened and she probably remembers it as fun and not the worst thing she did, unlike other girls who went on chans.
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 >>/481/
rose's approach is good, not too involved but also not completely gone, wish other girls who are afraid of the toxicity and controversy take rose's approach, but everyone is different, rose's content now is not controversial or toxic its just Christmas videos.
> why are we still here?
just to suffer of coarse.
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> why are we here
I'm here mostly in the hope that someone who knows more about the Ash than I do, even tangentially, will let us know how she's doing or what she's doing and is she happy and it's just nice to post with other guys who like her like I do. And yes, I wish that the Ash would take a page from Rose's playbook (even though the Ash didn't seem to care for Rose that much) and at least make one vid a year or even just make one vid to let us know how she's doing.
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 >>/2646/
heh, hearing that voice brought a tear to my eye. Ashley, I don't care that modern medical science has made you a monster. I still want to be your Chris Ulmer
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 >>/2657/
You can't. None of us can compete with Uncut. He had already won her heart years ago by begging for Ashley's pp. Ashley moved out to Redding, California to be with him. https://opengovus.com/california-license/1005M-342193
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 >>/2677/
lmao, wasn't that the stream she said she wouldn't do? almost six years later, "hi guys, i'm really glad you all waited for me, i'd like you all to meet someone very special to me, my fiancé"
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you know, vaccines really are a miracle of modern science, I strongly encourage anyone holding out to go try them.  it's harmless, it's cool, everyone's doing it.  I've gotten the pfizer, the moderna, the J&J, and all the boosters for each.  I wish the next booster would come out already.  when that needle goes in and it hits the brain it's like MMMMMMMMMMM.  like when you get that first hit of coke after being up the river for 8 months.
idk what you antivaxxers are talking about.
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scabies, full body rash, loss of hair... sounds like she- i mean poo has turned into a zombie. She did- sorry, pee did return from the dead too.
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I always said that Lori Lightfoot is one ugly black woman. Damn, she's so ugly even Bill Clinton won't sleep with her.  She has to tie a steak around her neck for her dog to play with her. And what's with the name Lightfoot? Is she another politician trying to pass herself off as a native American like that ass hole Elisabeth Warren.
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 >>/2707/
Ashley Jones, future astronaut, doctor, engineer: a poo barely alive

Gentlemen we can rebuild poo
We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic whoa man
Ashley Jones will be that whoa man
Better than poo was before
Better, Stronger, Faster
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we won't have to pay for a thing. i'm taking a page from trump's the art of the steal. we're gonna "ask" for $1 donations from 6 million kikes in jew york to our blm charity called "black mail matters". our organization makes sure that all the jail monkeys and cell gorillas get care packages sent to them from their gang members back at home and if the kikes don't want to cooperate...i mean donate. we tell them it's no longer just a secret between you and your rabbi now that james o'queef knows. they will be so hardpressed that they will have to ease up on that dollar. it will be just like another shoah
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Hey everyone, speaking of money. I just invested in this dope NFT of Ashley's post. 
Only cost me $5,800. 

I'm going to be soo rich dude!
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She's not coming back. She must have happened onto this board sometime ago and after reading through most of the threads, she decided to post that vocaroo to fuck with the few of you that are still holding on to that para-social relationship trying to dox her. If she was returning, she would have said so. That recording is just her way of mocking you for still being here.
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You've been waiting six fucking years just to get a minute recording of her telling you to kill yourself faggot. What did you think was going to happen? She was just going to come back into our lives and single you out to fall in love with because you both like the same hipster music? You probably don't even like her music. You've just watched her livestreams and tried to figure out shit about her like everyone else has. She is never going to love you LB.
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you have a very distinct writing style, everyone can tell it's you despite changing your name and capitalization patterns.  and the only music you listen to is the background music in porn.
we've got some bad people here.  very very bad people.  they're not sending their best.
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medical science has only come so far man but assure you we have the finest chinese scientists and engineers working on this

best i can do is wind up toy feet stabilizers
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For shame. Anon used an age progression program on Pooh's face. He violated Pooh's 3rd commandment: "Thou shall not in any way shape or form besmirch the countenance of Ashley lest you be condemned to suffer hell fire for all eternity. Here is the original photo.
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 >>/2795/
I don't know. I haven't tried the fake chicken breasts but I heard they suck. Like the song says, "Ain't nothin' like the real thing baby. As much as the Ash aka pooh likes her chicken I would advise her to stick to the real thing.

As far as boobs go, fake breasts can't hold a candle to small perfect breasts. Again I say, "Be proud, Pooh."
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Maybe? Poo was a she/her but now poo is a poo/pee, so pee is equivalent to her, right? I honestly don't care enough to be corrected. I just call all subhumans it.
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that's correct, poo is the object pronoun and pee is the subject pronoun.
Ashley's gender identity is very important to pee, and if we don't use peer pronouns properly poo will question the very essence of what makes pee pee, and never make another vocaroo recording.  as peer network of social support it is imperative that we express to pee that poo is important to us by validating pee in pee's new identity as poo takes on a world of bigots who aren't willing to accept pee and call pee what poo identifies as.  so if you ever call pee she again I'll be forced to confront you, and say "excuse me, persyn of ignorance, poo has asked us to use pee's proper neo-pronouns, and as pee's good friend I must insist that you validate pee's identity and call pee what makes pee feel like poo is pee true self".  thank you for understanding.
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i posted the rentals music video "friends of p" and thought i was being apposite, but then (after clicking) realized i had used improper pronouns. the post was anonymous, but i've had to live with the guilt ever since. as an act of contrition i will be donating five bucks to the trevor project and working the gloryhole at the rest area off the interstate. i hope everyone can find it in their hearts to forgive me. especially ash, pooself.
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And there are still some that still believe that wrestling isn't staged. And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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> the shitposting train has derailed and is barreling down the hillside towards the local orphanage
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look man, imma be honest with you. this is top secret, so don't tell any black women you work with or else they might get a book deal. i was going to keep the bunions to myself as a holy relic but the bunions were stuck sitting in a cargo container off the coast with the rest of ashley and biden wouldn't let me have them. i think biden wants the bunions all to himself because he sent seal team sex to get pee and probably has ash at his pretend president hideout right now sniffing pee hair. we haven't even had the chance to install the self defense mechanisms so poo's no no spots are PnP. i think we were set up by the chinese. biden was an original ashling back in 2014 and now that he is somewhat president again, he thinks he can use muh six million dollar extreme whoa man as some chicom realdoll. i'm told biden plans to attach a nuclear warhead to pee so ash can poke putin. we sent in an operative trouser snake to rescue pee but now he wants pee all to himself. i don't know what to tell you man?
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 >>/2812/
There is no effing way she is still single. She probably just showing off to her poltard bf. 

> "I used to be a 4chan queen" 

> "oh, that was you? dope. we should mess with them"
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how do you imagine that conversation going?
> hey bb guess what I used to be queen of /pol/
> no way prove it
> ok watch I'll post on this board on endchan dedicated to me and they'll react to it
> oh yes, that would certainly be a good way to prove that you were queen of /pol/
also nice reddit spacing
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Ashley, if you're really here, I want to know something? In your karate kid's belt system video, when you mention your wife leaving to start living in her sister's apartment with Donna in Riverside while you're here crying eating canned beans watching Jimmy Fallon reruns? Who is Donna in Riverside? Did you just ad lib all that or is there more to that story?
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 >>/2646/
ash if you're still about, most here seem a bit unhinged but I wanna say thanks for chatting to me thru youtube DMs back in 2015 about music and shit. Was going through a hard time and you legitimately helped so cheers. I still listen to a lot of the bands you shared with me, think of you every time. Gods speed, glad you're still alive.
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You should have made a poem out of it, Anon

We Love You Ashley
Forever And Ever
We Would Minecraft If You'd Ask
We Would Do Things TOGETHER
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 >>/2818/
Ever wonder why she called herself dill weed? I was curious so I checked the Urban Slang Dictionary
dill weed: an unsociable smart person, a nerd, geek
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> kamila, look at this funny video my daughter made

< sir, that's not your daughter

< your daughter is 40 years old

> then who is this

< i don't know but she's really racist

> shut up nigger
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holy shit, her archive has 2880 subscribers. i hope ashley is getting her $1 from youtube and it's not going to some nigger. she could buy herself a pepsi with that money
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So funny so talented, mind like a steel trap/ What a unique individual. I picked up on it immediately when I started watching in 2014. If I ever run for Congress and get elected I will try to get a holiday named after her.
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> Kamala pushes him down the stairs
> white house: "we're sorry to report that president Biden finally died, now Kamala Harris will be sworn in as president as originally planned, with Hillary Clinton as vice president"
> Kamala Harris falls down some stairs a week later
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Now see, that just really ticks me off. I'm just not the type to stand by while some grape ape steals pee's lunch money. It's moments like this where I get the urge to fight a nigger or two over a newport and I don't even smoke...but I do smoke blacks.
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https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/523417-arizona-man-told-black-youtube-star-he-was-in-a-no-n-word-zone
Noooo!  Our ground patrol got arrested.  That's the biggest load of bullshit.
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does anyone have the rest of these? lou had like an entire album made of ashleyj songs called 12 CUCK U by Jew Reed http://myworthlesshobby.bandcamp.com
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i believe he made those two, maybe he didn't and a few contributed. not sure exactly. there was another ashling, hans who made music as well
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did you know casey anthony paid for her lawyer with blowjobs? that's some next level girlboss shit. just throwing that out there if derrick's mom needs legal representation.

happy mother's day everybody.

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