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5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

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9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

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15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

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17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride
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Is your body summer ready?

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When did you go fishing last? 
How did it go?

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Would you NEETs describe yourselves as being a bit "shaggy"?
That is how I picture some of you.

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How do you like Weber to cook your meatus?
Why do girls' genitals look like roast beef?

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How are you getting ready for the long weekend?

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What do you NEETs think makes a good home?
Do you blame growing up in a bad home for how your life turned out?

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What do you NEETs think of the rise of AI and its influence in our lives?
Will there ever be an AI powerful enough to simulate posts on the gen of the calibre of one of our elite posters?
What are the implications for the NEET lifestyle?

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>They Offer Complete Protein. 
>They're Nutrient Dense. 
>They Help Your 'Good' Cholesterol. 

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How are you going to improve your life today?

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She is gone NEETs. A piece of history has passed away forever. The world marches on towards its grim fate.

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Would you NEETs describe your lives as like being stuck in a frog meme with a grey, rainy background? I certainly would describe mine that way.

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How are you preparing for Thursday night?

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Are any of you NEETs going bald? I fear that I might be. It can be hard to tell.

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>I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!
What inspires you each day?

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Would a NEET ever clean it?

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What's annoying you NEET?

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Is /ausneets/ a board for philosophy and the intellect in general?
Is a Woody Allen movie really too much for the NEET minds to handle?
Do YouTube videos about the Bigfoot really count as intellectual?
Has the goon caused irreparable brain damage?

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We must remember to thank the NEET chopper crew for their service. Thank You.

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What troublemakers do you have in your neighbourhood?

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Take a moment out of your day to remember the good times with your human, furry or feathered friends.

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>Quitting while you're ahead will prevent dropping into the red

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Do you NEETs think Ned Flanders would find himself in a seedy Perth Casino doing desperate things for Spring Rolls? Personally I don't think so.

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It is the Michael Mann film festival week on WomboFlix, get ready!

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All NEETs are invited.

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The pigeon is made for cleaning up the crumbs that fall from the NEET mouth onto the executive flesh mountain.

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What are you planning for your next binge?

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What's on your list today?

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Have you ever tried VR?

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Do you think there are many with undiagnosed Autism here?

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What is the best strategy for withdrawal for NEETs?

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Have any of you NEETs ever had your bung hole touched in such a way that you go up like a rocket?

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>Joshua Saunders (born: ​March 26, 1991 (1991-03-26) [age 31]), better known online as KingCobraJFS or Gothic King Cobra, is an American YouTuber, Streamer, Guitarist, and Songwrite
What are your life achievements?

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I want more details and confirmation on this NEET-up.

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How desperate are you? Would you go poof for some choof?

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Do you wear sunscreen when outside?

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If they had a NEET-up, what would they eat for their meal?

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Is it like car ownership?

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Should all NEETs get the DSP?

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When are those hours?

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>It hosts a variety of short-form user videos, from genres like pranks, stunts, tricks, jokes, dance, and entertainment with durations from 15 seconds to ten minutes.

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>'Gaslighting' is when someone leads you to question your own reality.
Are you real?

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What and when was your last vile moment?

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What is the best brand for (You)?

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When is Chinkmass? Are (You) getting involved?

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What is the proper mong herding etiquette?

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Would you let a NEET cut your hair?

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Where are you getting your fibre to keep you regular NEET?

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Is there too much boong content in the NEET curriculum? Should NEET students study more worthwhile things?

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Are you getting enough quality sleep, neet?
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>This position I've held ... it pays may way and it corrodes my soul.

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Cultural icon or disaster? 

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Don't forget to say those magic words in the title.

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Just who is taxing who?

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What do you need NEET? 

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Do you think he's going on a holiday?

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Do you think it was possible she escaped Brazil?

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If you could pass a physical note to another NEET, what would be on it?

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Have you NEETs ever been so wowed by an item of gender-bending NEET footwear that it has made you question your understanding of reality itself?

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What is your favourite smell?
What smell do you dislike?

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What are you hoping changes in your life without action?

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Why?

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I wonder what Trev is up to these days.

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What are you listening at this moment?

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Do you NEETs think a wookie would make a good pet? Or would they shed too much hair?

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How are you going to stay warm and comfy this winter?

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Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.

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How are you securing your fortress? 

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What will you restrict yourself from consuming this week?

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What you gonna do?

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I always sleep well after the moofie night. Good night of entertainment and culture.

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If you could have one last binge, what would it be?

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What can you remember from all those years ago?
do you remember those long gone neets?
Do you remember the memes?

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Big bucks funding incoming.

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Escape from the grip of drugs you don't need.

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Find a good post each day and tell the NEET of its value.

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Only the highest quality are accepted.

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We are family!

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What do you NEETs consider to be a good brekkie?

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The show will continue on!

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What are you going to stop doing for self improvement this year?

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>The tile was conceived and written as a tribute and remembrance of gooners past, present and future.

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What other meals are best when shared?

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Name something else that NEET/s could do instead of day drinking.

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Is Bear Grylls here?

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>Blackfella, whitefella
>It doesn't matter what your colour

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What's making you woe? 

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Arrrrrr!

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Did you NEETs ever do a ding dong dash?

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What are your plans for the day?

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Are you in a rush in the morning like me?

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Do you NEETs feel like there should be more stringent approval processes for being issued a slapper?

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In this edition, we should have celebrated the 500k posting milestone. Many such cases.

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How are you winning at life?

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Don’t Dare to miss out on life. What is one of your long term goals to achieve in 2022?

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I look forward to hearing about the binges. 

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What's an opportunity you have wasted in life? 

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Things are improving
Slowly sporidically and autistic but we are getting there\

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Very bad behavior lately.
Very bad NEETs.

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How can you live like this? Just get a fucking job! No.

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What's keeping your behaviour in check to stop a meltdown?

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FHRITP.

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How does a NEET escape the mong life or is it all consuming?

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Drink of choice.

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u ded hiel hitler

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It was a wonderful event last night. What did you enjoy most?

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When will the wagon arrive?

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Is your motherbat/bot (Your) biggest supporter?

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Do you think it will end in the next two weeks? 

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How is the weight loss or gain journey going in 2022 NEETs?

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How much longer until the text from Clive arrives?

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Where is Beau?

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Where did he go?
Will he return?
Who ws he anyway?

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What's your first shitposting priority?

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That explains everything

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How long is reasonable to expect a NEET to leave a thickshake sitting in his fridge before he drinks it down like he did the first one?

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Do you have an Autist accent? If you do have an Autist accent, does it change when you sing?

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Do any of you NEETs feel like you have entered the "Fat Elvis" phase of your life? Is it inevitable that a NEET has such a phase?

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Hop in and enjoy the ride. 

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Has god sent Cruisey Covid as punishment for his sins? Will Helen's murder finally be avenged?

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What are your addictions?

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Are you NEETs impressed by certain NEETs shift away from the wage cage and into business ownership? Is owning your own business the NEET life of the future?

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The Owls. What is the deal with them? What secrets are they hiding?

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Do something kind this week.

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Have you ever fired a cannon?

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How many of you NEETs are rocking the crop top look this summer?

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What happens to the NEETs that are left behind?

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>If freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower.

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>24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. 
>>H.L. Mencken

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>A complimentary term for a person, especially one who has done you a favor.
Who do you see as a gentleman and a scholar?

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A small business to bring in the cash. 

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Do you see yourself sitting somewhere else rather than here?

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What are the classic games that all NEETs should play at least once?

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What is on your to-do list?

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Have any of you NEETs ever led another person (or group of people) on only to have it blow up in your face in a (you)less catastrophe?

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>If in our daily life we can smile, if we can be peaceful and happy, not only we, but everyone will profit from it. This is the most basic kind of peace work.

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>a list of people or things that are being closely watched because they are likely to do or experience bad things in the future
Spooky.

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Lost souls walking empty streets at night. Unsure where to turn. Not knowing their place in this Clown World.

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I wonder if he be staying. Only time will tell.

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Have you ever driven heavy machinery?

The closest for me would be a backhoe, which was small.

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Lights, camera, action, smile!

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Have any NEETs been in the army or trained to be in the army?

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What is your favourite time of day or night for leisurely activities?

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