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1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

10. No posting of revenge pornography.

11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.

12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.

13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.

14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride
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Would you NEETs consider yourselves to be one of history's greatest minds?
How well do you acquit yourself on Twitter Spaces?

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/816538@816538
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The NEETs are wanting a moofie night and are getting vocal. Cruisey's silly Harry Potter joke wont cut it for long and wombo had better get his act together before trouble comes to the bored.
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Do you NEETs have a personal mantra you chant during [spoiler]meditation[/spoiler] sessions?

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/814531@814531
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How long is your current dry spell NEETs?
Do you see much hope of ending it?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/813455@813455
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If a cheeky Tasmanian neet came up to you and gave you a roman salute, what would you do neets? Would you risk social ostracisation and prison to return his salute?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/812521@812521
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If only you NEETs knew.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/811527@811527
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What does the future hold for you, neet?
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A new month is come. How did the first month of the year of the wagon go for you neets? Have you achieved your goals for the month? Did anyone? If not, now is the time to tell us your plans on how you're going to make this month different from last month. Let's go!

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/809500@809500
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Do you NEETs think you would have enjoyed raiding monasteries back in the day with your Viking bros?
Our lives are dull by comparison.

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/808495@808495
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Which one was your favourite?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/807422@807422
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Neets, you may not have been born into  a rich family. You may not have inherited good looks, brains or a work ethic from your parents. But there is one thing you've inherited - citizenship in one of the nicest countries in human history, one that's better than 99% of the rest of the world. Jan 26th is a day to remember that.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/806474@806474
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Is it possible to escape from the bucket?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/805439@805439
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This year is about self-improvement neets, and all neets are invited to submit a youtube video to this thread they think will help others. Go ahead.

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/804479@804479
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Do you NEETs think that bread maker is already out in the carport waiting for the hard rubbish collection?

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/803478@803478
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Get cracking NEETs. 

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Are the stereotypes about pajeets and poojetas true? It's time for a frank discussion neets.
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Have you ever been accussed of being paranoid, neets?

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Do you NEETs feel like you do not make sausage rolls often enough? It has been years for me.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/799470@799470
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Are any of you NEETs a member of an Asian organised crime syndicate?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/797410@797410
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Neets, report in! How have your first few days on the wagon gone? What have you changed so far in 2024? We're here to help push each other's wheelchairs into rehab.

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You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

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Time to make some changes NEETs
We will be the big boys on the block

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==DON'T LOOK BEHIND THE CUPBOARD!!==

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Boxing Day. Traditionally a day where NEETs resume beating each other up and normies box up their unwanted presents and take them back to the shop like the ungrateful cunts they are.

OLD:  >>>ausneets/791260@791260
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Do you have a Christmas tree this year neets, or just childhood memories of one?

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This computermabob doesn't have the Peperoonies on it sadface

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It's just the same thing over and over again. You're here forever. There is no escape.

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Even on ausneets, a place full of people who are...not conventionally successful, one neet has stood out from the pack. One particular neet has drunk more standards, lost more jobs, done harder drugs, gambled and lost money he didn't have and just kept going, maxed out more slappers, had more rectal catastrophes, got more speeding fines and ignored them, and fallen off the wagon more times than anyone else. This edition is dedicated to one man's epic journey from the warehouse to the shed.  Because love him or loathe him, you can't deny he's an ausneets LEGEND.

Old thread  >>>ausneets/787307@787307
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Do you NEETs like pineapple?
I ate a fresh one once and the acid made my mouth burn for a couple of days afterwards.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/786313@786313
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What would you like for Christmas neets? Good neets only, neets from bad homes won't be getting anything.

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YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!1!

OLD:  >>>ausneets/784284@784284
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Have you NEETs ever struggled to communicate your wishes to a tradesman?

Old Thread: >>>ausneets/783298@783298
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The morning shower is the high point of my day, the only thing I still enjoy in life. As long as I've got that, nothing else matters.

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/782235@782235
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Does it seem like every day is the same thing over and over again. Do you lie awake trying to fall asleep, feeling like you're stuck in the same loop forever, with no escape?

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/781294@781294
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Do you NEETs like helicobters?

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/780317@780317
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Do you listen to nigger rap, neets?
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Let's make a list of our self destructive habits. I'm sure we can come up with at LEAST 7.

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Another new episode.

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Will it just gather dust?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/776306@776306
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That's right.

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Have any of you NEETs ever slept inside your fridge?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/774281@774281
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Do you NEETs stay up late looking at photos of animal carcasses?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/773281@773281
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Do you NEETs take a "Not my problem" attitude towards life?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/772280@772280
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How many of you NEETs are secretly RIPPED and/or SHREDDED and keeping it from the gen? My whole world has been rocked.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/771282@771282
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How do you like to start the day off, neets?
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Do you NEETs find yourselves using the internet to find things which bring you joy, or are you constantly being drawn to things which depress and demoralise you?
What you choose to look at is in your own hands. Choose joy.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/769212@769212
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Neets, do you ever find yourself the victim of a meaningless meme phrase, and then, instead of ignoring it like an adult you use it on others?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/768207@768207
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This one goes out to our favourite neet - the king of kino, the baron of based. You know who you are.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/767149@767149
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Have you NEETs ever taken advantage of the open bar at a wedding and ended up doing your karate routine in front of everyone at the reception?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/766135@766135
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I got the number right.

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== IT THEM ALWAYS==
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Do you NEETs take much interest in developments in space exploration?
It used to be a common autist pastime but you don't see it as much any more.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/763113@763113
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Have you ever been to a Halloween party neets? What did you go as?

Old:  >>>ausneets/762042@762042
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The answer is: slam that pussy before turning magically retarded in front of her and disappearing. The question is - when is this good lifestyle advice?

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I hate myself and I hope this Christmas is my last.

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Have any of you NEETs ever been on the cover of a magazine?

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/759098@759098
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Have you NEETs ever become obsessed with a monstrous giraffe-looking actress?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/758115@758115
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What NEET purchases make you face palm?
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Tomorrow will be a chance to atone for our past and an epochal moment in our nation's march towards reconciliation between whites and boongs. I know you won't let us down at the voting box, will you neet?
 
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What are you hoping to do with what [spoiler]little[/spoiler] remains of your life, neets?
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What sort of things disgust you, neets?
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Does anyone understand what these editions are about anymore, or even read them?
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The goal of psychic development is the self. There is no linear evolution; there is only a circumambulation of the self. Uniform development exists, at most, at the beginning; later, everything points toward the centre. 

Old Thread: >>>ausneets/752038@752038
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Have you reached the point in your life when it's time to focus on the big picture neets?

Old Thread: >>>ausneets/751087@751087
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Do you NEETs enjoy air travel? It is many years since I was on a plane. There is an issue with me fitting in the seats.

Old Thread: >>>ausneets/750060@750060
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Are you thought criminal with deep ties to Big Frog neet?
Old thread:  >>>ausneets/749083@749083
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Are you NEETs looking forward to getting out into the sun?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/747991@747991
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Everybody knows you never go full retard. You went full retard, neet.  Never go full retard.
Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/746987@746987
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Are you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? 
Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/746060@746060
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Can you NEETs feel the change in the air?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/744975@744975
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If you were a poorly supervised helicopter door gunner flying over an overpopulated third world hellhole, what would you do to pass the time neets?

Old Thread  >>>ausneets/744063@744063
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All good so long as they're not stored with dairy.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/743046@743046
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You NEETs ever had a pole vaulting accident? Don't ask.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/742064@742064
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Give me the swoop. Woop woop.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/741018@741018
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But that day isn't today...

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Tonight we have witnessed historic events. For the first time india has placed poo outside the earth. How will you remember this moment?
Old thread:  >>>ausneets/738985@738985
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We all have these little accidents now and then neets - the main thing is how you recover and keep going with life. Please share your best tips for cleaning up poo disasters.
Old thread:  >>>ausneets/738016@738016
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Oui oui oui!
Hons hons hons!
Le grande baguette.

OLD:  >>>ausneets/737003@737003
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Do you secretly long for some quality mummydom at the hands of a hot Ztepmum neets? It's ok, now is the time to confess.
Old thread:  >>>ausneets/736039@736039
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On drugs again for no reason. 
Had a semi productive (I got something done) day without any headaches. 
> need to relax
I was playing video games. 
Worse than when I was an all day choofhead. 
Habitual. Feeling like I'm missing out if I don't be a boong. 
Fat, lazy, stupid boong'd mong.

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A bored four exclusive WEEBs

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==BRICK==

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Let them eat hay. Let the neets eat goon. They are both creatures of instinct, Let the live in peace and plenty.

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Hey ho it's all a load of balls.

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If only we could justify handballing the costs to Monk. 

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What is your favourite wine, NEETs?

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'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...'

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Charities are a scam and women intimidate Weber.

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Yeah, gotta have a Pepe.

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Fucking lazy dole bludging cunts leave me to make the new thread.
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Thank you come again!

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When does the fun end?

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Is your neet lair comfy?

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I like rocks. How about you?

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I am going to bed.
Here is your new thread.
Hopefully I wake up dead.

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Will the breakfast club ever recover?

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You are loved. 

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Do you NEETs ever feel like the high pressure you are constantly under could cause you and the vehicle which holds your essence to suddenly implode and leave what little is left of you floating in the dark abyss until the end of time?

Old Thread: >>>ausneets/716904@716904
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Do you NEETs enjoy the winter weather?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/715903@715903
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How would you NEETs describe your "look"?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/714927@714927
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We have a new Cruisey. A better one.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/713903@713903
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We are still waiting for the NEET big fish fry up.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/712728@712728
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Some neets say she is a boy, some say he is a girl - will we ever truly know?

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What makes you NEETs feel proud?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/710893@710893
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Do you NEETs sometimes get an itch that only chokky chib gookies can scratch?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/709871@709871
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Are cows celtic jews? Do they have a thing for oriental women? Why does he bring these ideas to the board?

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NEETs, if you were a superhero, what would your power be? What is your origin story?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/707896@707896
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How often do you NEETs think about what you would do if you became "cashed up"? It can be nice to dream.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/706880@706880
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When you hear his voice in your head, you know what's going down.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/705887@705887
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What is the first thing you NEETs buy when those cenno bux hit the bank account?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/704889@704889
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Do you NEETs put your frogs over dogs? I hope so.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/703869@703869
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Do you NEETs ever feel like you are stuck down a well with no way out?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/701881@701881
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The Gen keeps going on.

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Are you NEETs ready for the final season of the Monk show?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/700884@700884
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Do you NEETs stop to admire a beautiful rainbow when you see one in the sky?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/699879@699879
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Would you NEETs say that you love burgers? Would you make love to a burger?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/698855@698855
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Just how important are ethics in proctology to you as you go about your daily NEET life? For me they are essential.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/697831@697831
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NEETs what are some of your favourite Western movies?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/696843@696843
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Are NEETs demons? Or are they just misunderstood?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/695865@695865
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Don't even try to bull shit us brother HH

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/694772@694772
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What do you NEETs think the workers think about you when they see you pull up at the drive thru window? I must confess the whole thing causes me some anxiety.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/693782@693782
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Do you NEETs have a perfect spot you like to go to to relax?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/692767@692767
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This Pepe has a corn cob coming out of his head.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/691770@691770
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You know you all want it.
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Do any of you NEETs consider yourselves fashionable? What should a NEET look for to improve himself in this area?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/689733@689733
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Do not believe a NEET who tells you there is an egg hidden in his pocket. Turn around and run.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/688758@688758
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What is going to be in your sights to binge on this Easter?

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Have any of you NEETs ever injured yourselves in a fit of mong rage?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/686727@686727
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I was hoping you could give me a big smile. Yes, I want to see those beautiful teeth.

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What is in the fridge NEETs?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/684714@684714
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Have any of you NEETs ever been accused of malfeasance? Some of you strike me as the malefacting types.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/683710@683710
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Do you NEETs sometimes find it necessary to "glove up"?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/682718@682718
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How do you NEETs cope with workplace stress?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/681703@681703
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Have any of you NEETs ever melted before? How did you manage to reconstitute your body as a solid after?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/680701@680701
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To be sure, to be sure, tomorrow is Saint Patrick's Day. He drove the brown snakes out of Ireland and they ended up here.

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Do you NEETs think the devil is real?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/678648@678648
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What is going on in your neck of the woods NEETs? Are you eating beans?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/677638@677638
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NEETs if they made a pill that could fix you, would you take it?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/676605@676605
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Are single mothers responsible for the NEET epidemic in modern society? Do they ditch a NEET's father for no good reason and then dump you in after school care with the rest of the ruined, broken young men?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/675617@675617
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NEETs we are going on an archaeological expedition. Pack your chux and put on your fedoras.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/674634@674634
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Have you NEETs ever cruised yourself right into the lair of a Viet choker? Risky cruise.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/673605@673605
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OK. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE OK. OK?

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Are they out there NEETs? Have you ever been probed?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/671600@671600
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Are you waking up too early?

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What goes through a NEET's mind as he eats two cold wicked wings? Do all of his past choices flash through his mind? The paths not taken?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/669564@669564
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Are you a NEET who has had a cry and wallowed in woe because of today's made-up holiday?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/668580@668580
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Are you NEETs prepared do do the necessary to attain /ausneets/ verification?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/667539@667539
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Are there some NEETs who should not be allowed out on their own after dark?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/666548@666548
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Have any of you NEETs unlocked your own personal power of autism? I don't dare let mine out.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/665542@665542
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Have you NEETs ever seen a door knob in a sock?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/664519@664519
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Do you NEETs wine and dine women at fancy restaurants?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/663525@663525
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Did you NEETs have a good Australia Day? IT might be the last one if the commies have their way.

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/662505@662505
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Do you NEETs ever worry about space aliens growing inside your body?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/661480@661480
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Have any of you NEETs ever gone out herding mongs but been so drunk and unprofessional that the mong had to herd you home?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/660491@660491
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Is your life in proper balance NEET?
Are you coherent?
Does your poo synchronise correctly with your loo?

Old thread:  >>>ausneets/659484@659484
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Let's try this again shall we NEETs
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Do you NEETs crave the brownest of the brown liquors?

Old Thread:  >>>ausneets/657425@657425


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