1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.
2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.
3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)
4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.
5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.
5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.
6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.
7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.
8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.
9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.
10. No posting of revenge pornography.
11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.
12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.
13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.
14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.
15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.
16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.
17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride
NEETs which year would you visit if you had a DeLorean time machine?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/922198@922198
Lets face it. Your pet rats are basically keeping you as a pet. Clean your house and stop feeding the buggers.
Let us celebrate this victory NEETs. And give credit to the HIGH QUALITY NEETs who never lost faith.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/920167@920167
Ya bunch of drongos.
OLD: >>>ausneets/919109@919109
I think I'm done here.
OLD: >>>ausneets/918109@918109
Just how excited would you NEETs be if Cruisey picked you up in his Mong Van and took you on an outing?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/917094@917094
The Vovos NEETs, are they any good?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/916020@916020
What is it you admire the most about Generation Z neets? The charming words and phrases they have enhanced the English language with? The way that while you waste your life on 15 minute 'educational' youtube videos they instead enrich their lives with 15 second tiktoks? Their distinctive and tasteful hairstyle that recalls the noble broccoli plant? The way they achieve transcendence from reality by looking at their phones all the time and ignoring everything going on around them? The way they've replaced the deadly scourge of smoking with Completely Safe nicotine vaping?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/915064@915064
Does the warmer weather improve your mood?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/914005@914005
Do you NEETs ever ponder the cookie?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/912889@912889
The day of the happy meal is coming neets. The day when the JUSTED will get JUSTICE. When everything will be put right. SOON. Very soon.
OLD: >>>ausneets/911929@911929
Nuro has very fat hands. That is all.
OLD: >>>ausneets/910870@910870
Just how much do you NEETs love frogs?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/909843@909843
Have you ever entered another dimension?
OLD: >>>ausneets/908806@908806
Some men choose to forgo an ordinary existence, and dedicate their lives to a higher purpose - to breaking free of society's conditioning, to spending all their time reading about politics and conspiracy theories on the internet, while their siblings do the mundane work of getting married and having kids. If you aspire to be such a man, or if you are already such a man, or if you've lost such an uncle, this thread is dedicated to YOU.
Old Thread >>>ausneets/907808@907808
Which instrument would you NEETs want to play in the NEET band?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/906696@906696
Is it a long weekend for you NEETs? What are your plans?
Do you resemble a groundhog in some ways?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/905727@905727
Do any of you NEETs ever take your feet off the ground and take a ride on the shopping trolley?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/904635@904635
Have you NEETs ever had a "mic drop" moment irl? Tell us about it please.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/903655@903655
Have any of your relatives gone to gaol before?
OLD: >>>ausneets/902558@902558
How many mallards have you NEETs taken from the park?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/901563@901563
Which fast food restaurant do you NEETs reckon does the best nuggoes?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/900567@900567
Are you one of the fabled "elusive" NEETs? Or even one of the "nameless" NEETs? Make yourself known please.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/899546@899546
Should he have chiselled out that apology?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/898539@898539
Have any of you NEETs ever been attacked by a seagull or seagulls?
I had half a pie taken right out of my hands once. The seagull was never caught.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/897558@897558
Do any of you NEETs play the role of "bald son" in your life?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/896538@896538
If only you knew how **Dutch** things could be
OLD: >>>ausneets/895526@895526
Would regular beatings have saved us? Were they too soft on us?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/894463@894463
Just a reminder to you NEETs that you are all amazing. Each and every one of you. We're all gonna make it.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/893443@893443
Are (You) eating reprocessed non-conforming meat by products?
WELL STOP BEING POOR!
Stop being a cunt.
OLD: >>>ausneets/891403@891403
Sometimes I feel like I am shepherd of the NEET flock. Several NEETs have been lost to wolves over the years, I'm not gonna lie.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/890391@890391
Motherbat said knock you out.
I'm gonna knock you out.
OLD: >>>ausneets/889410@889410
Have you ever met an alien? Ever been abducted one night only to wake up anally probed and smelling faintly of onions?
Old: >>>ausneets/888384@888384
Have any of you NEETs ever seen a ghost?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/887376@887376
Have you NEETs done your bit for the sausages? Food for thought.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/886400@886400
Don't give up NEETs. Push through.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/885366@885366
Do you NEETs ever **break it down** and get jiggy with it on the dance floor?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/884362@884362
Have any of you NEETs ever experienced prison love?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/883339@883339
Are you NEETs **sticking to it**?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/882310@882310
Would you NEETs describe yourselves as having a **peppery finish**?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/881304@881304
Which month of the year is your favourite?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/880308@880308
Do you NEETs own any tasteful salmon-coloured clothes?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/879268@879268
Have any of you NEETs ever been featured on a billboard?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/878268@878268
Have any of you NEETs tried to use the force in real life? Did it work?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/877290@877290
Do you NEETs feel strongly about quality thread creation?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/876233@876233
Do you NEETs feel that a nice walk is a good way to keep your spirits up during these cold dark months?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/875240@875240
Would any of you NEETs be willing to get "Bum Rash" tattooed on your forehead?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/874190@874190
Lets talk about current events neets.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/873146@873146
Have you NEETs ever had a thong thrown at you?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/872137@872137
What do you use as a mixer for this stuff? Just soda water and ice?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/871121@871121
What do you NEETs like to have as a treat?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/870126@870126
How are you NEETs coping with the cold?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/869115@869115
Do you feel that the wagon is not viable? Do you feel that wagoners are somehow breaking the laws of reality?
Well jump on in here NEET. We have a station wagon full of hesitators, prevaricators and degenerators. We're gonna go down mcdolans and Dans while watching YT and vaping on oxys and mondstars.
Do you NEETs ever yearn to get away from it all? To go out of wifi range and just let your brain decompress?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/867057@867057
The NEETs have been spoiled with high quality museum content recently.
Do you NEETs like to visit museums? I have not been to one in many years.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/866054@866054
What do you NEETs like to do in order to "chill"?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/865053@865053
Do you NEETs have strong opinions on brain texture?
Personally I feel like the more of it you have the more unhappy you will be.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/864044@864044
Are you NEETs excited by the prospect of eating spicy foods? Would you consider yourself a "spicy NEET"?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/863031@863031
God bless you NEETs. We're all doing our best.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/862021@862021
Do you NEETs like flying?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/861028@861028
Do you NEETs ever feel like your life is an old meme that unicycled off into the sunset and left you here all alone?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/860014@860014
Did you NEETs used to get a good report card?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/858984@858984
Do you NEETs have strong opinions about mushrooms?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/858002@858002
How are you coping with that receding hairline neets? Toupee? Drugs with feminising side effects? A roguish looking hat? Or are you just giving up on life altogether? It's time to divulge your secrets.
OLD: >>>ausneets/857023@857023
*SWOON* Who is that sex beast?
OLD: >>>ausneets/855973@855973
Have you NEETs ever posted something so sordid and vile it had to be removed to preserve the moral hygiene of the board?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/854988@854988
Is there someone behind the scenes, pulling the /ausneets/ strings?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/853972@853972
Have you NEETs ever tried waffles?
They're a seppo import we do not want here in my opinion.
Give me a scone, a crumpet or a good old-fashioned pancake.
A nice piece of crumpet, oh yeah.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/852994@852994
What happened to our promised gibs neets? Why didn't we get them. We investigate on this thread
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/851990@851990
Get in the car we going to 4c1.
OLD: >>>ausneets/850985@850985
Davo has a new hat and he looks absolutely debonair in it.
OLD: >>>ausneets/849963@849963
Are any of you NEETs into philosophy?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/848954@848954
Will you heed the call of your people? A land of milk and honey needs protecting.
There is nothing that I cannot do because there is nothing too hard for God.
OLD: >>>ausneets/847911@847911
Would you NEETs describe yourselves as being "cool"?
Personally I think I am a pretty cool dude.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/846931@846931
Do you NEETs enjoy a nice hot cup of tea? Which type? Milk and/or sugar?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/845890@845890
Do you NEETs feel beaten down by life sometimes? All the time? I have been struggling.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/844888@844888
Possum wanks the hardest.
OLD >>>ausneets/843821@843821
Would any of you NEETs describe yourself as a data hoarder?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/842834@842834
Do you NEETs do your nightly salute?
o7
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/841809@841809
Are you NEETs happy with your current body?
Do you work to improve your problem areas?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/840793@840793
Do you NEETs like to put together a charcuterie board when entertaining friends and family?
What are some of your favourite things to include?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/839771@839771
Good on Weber for finally putting him in his place.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/838770@838770
How is a NEET meant to keep himself on track with employment?
How does he resist the urge to chuck it all in and return to the NEET life?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/837734@837734
Have you ever consumed a mind expanding hallucinogen while wandering in the desert neets?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/836757@836657
Would you NEETs consider yourselves to be of "refined character"?
Some of you seem quite coarse to be frank.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/835649@835649
Are they out there NEETs?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/834645@834645
They may be bad for you, but I find that a good snack can lift a NEET's mood. You NEETs should get yourselves something nice.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/833643@833643
I hope you NEETs have a Happy Easter.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/832650@832650
Have you NEETs ever felt tempted by the forbidden fruit?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/831591@831591
Have you ever had your choof spiked by a bussy bandit?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/830630@830630
Does seeing a NEET living an unfettered BASED lifestyle cause you envy?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/829613@829613
Do you fantasise about being dominated by a woman, neet?
OLD: >>>ausneets/828559@828559
How did you NEETs celebrate?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/827599@827599
Do you NEETs find that everything has become ridiculously expensive? And you don't even get decent service any more.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/826579@826579
How are you NEETs coping with the heat?
Is it true that current hot weather is a sign of a state being a candidate for Best A?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/825584@825584
Have you NEETs ever been referred to as a "turbo mong"?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/824584@824584
Have any of you NEETs worked in fast food before?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/823533@823533
We will ride sandworms at the NEET Commune. The spice **will** flow.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/822537@822537
How often do you bully and cheat and sneak, NEETs?
What treats do you give yourself when you get away with it? Whores, Smokes, Goons or Drugz? Lets Make a list of /ausneets/ approved bad ass rewards
What is it going to take, specifically, for you to improve your life this year?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/820508@820508
This thread is officially dedicated to the neets' favourite kind of foods. Post 'em if you got 'em.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/819541@819541
What does the future hold for our beloved board?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/818481@818481
One of the most important lessons I've ever learned about being a neet is that a dollar saved is a dollar I don't have to get a job to earn. Therefore I've decided to make admission to this thread FREE - all you have to do is leave one useful tip for saving money, and you'll be allowed to post on here.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/817507@817507
Would you NEETs consider yourselves to be one of history's greatest minds?
How well do you acquit yourself on Twitter Spaces?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/816538@816538
The NEETs are wanting a moofie night and are getting vocal. Cruisey's silly Harry Potter joke wont cut it for long and wombo had better get his act together before trouble comes to the bored.
Do you NEETs have a personal mantra you chant during [spoiler]meditation[/spoiler] sessions?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/814531@814531
How long is your current dry spell NEETs?
Do you see much hope of ending it?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/813455@813455
If a cheeky Tasmanian neet came up to you and gave you a roman salute, what would you do neets? Would you risk social ostracisation and prison to return his salute?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/812521@812521
If only you NEETs knew.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/811527@811527
What does the future hold for you, neet?
OLD: >>>ausneets/810448@810448
A new month is come. How did the first month of the year of the wagon go for you neets? Have you achieved your goals for the month? Did anyone? If not, now is the time to tell us your plans on how you're going to make this month different from last month. Let's go!
Old thread: >>>ausneets/809500@809500
Do you NEETs think you would have enjoyed raiding monasteries back in the day with your Viking bros?
Our lives are dull by comparison.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/808495@808495
Which one was your favourite?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/807422@807422
Neets, you may not have been born into a rich family. You may not have inherited good looks, brains or a work ethic from your parents. But there is one thing you've inherited - citizenship in one of the nicest countries in human history, one that's better than 99% of the rest of the world. Jan 26th is a day to remember that.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/806474@806474
Is it possible to escape from the bucket?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/805439@805439
This year is about self-improvement neets, and all neets are invited to submit a youtube video to this thread they think will help others. Go ahead.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/804479@804479
Do you NEETs think that bread maker is already out in the carport waiting for the hard rubbish collection?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/803478@803478
Get cracking NEETs.
OLD: >>>ausneets/802440@802440
Are the stereotypes about pajeets and poojetas true? It's time for a frank discussion neets.
OLD: >>>ausneets/801475@801475
Have you ever been accussed of being paranoid, neets?
OLD: >>>ausneets/800458@800458
Do you NEETs feel like you do not make sausage rolls often enough? It has been years for me.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/799470@799470
OLD: >>>ausneets/798442@798442
Are any of you NEETs a member of an Asian organised crime syndicate?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/797410@797410
Neets, report in! How have your first few days on the wagon gone? What have you changed so far in 2024? We're here to help push each other's wheelchairs into rehab.
OLD: >>>ausneets/796411@796411
You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.
OLD: >>>ausneets/795440@795440
Time to make some changes NEETs
We will be the big boys on the block
OLD: >>>ausneets/794438@794438
==DON'T LOOK BEHIND THE CUPBOARD!!==
OLD: >>>ausneets/793425@793425
OLD: >>>ausneets/792399@792399
Boxing Day. Traditionally a day where NEETs resume beating each other up and normies box up their unwanted presents and take them back to the shop like the ungrateful cunts they are.
OLD: >>>ausneets/791260@791260
Do you have a Christmas tree this year neets, or just childhood memories of one?
OLD: >>>ausneets/790257@790257
This computermabob doesn't have the Peperoonies on it sadface
OLD: >>>ausneets/789337@789337
OLD: >>>ausneets/789337@789337
OLD: >>>ausneets/789337@789337
It's just the same thing over and over again. You're here forever. There is no escape.
OLD: >>>ausneets/788278@788278
Even on ausneets, a place full of people who are...not conventionally successful, one neet has stood out from the pack. One particular neet has drunk more standards, lost more jobs, done harder drugs, gambled and lost money he didn't have and just kept going, maxed out more slappers, had more rectal catastrophes, got more speeding fines and ignored them, and fallen off the wagon more times than anyone else. This edition is dedicated to one man's epic journey from the warehouse to the shed. Because love him or loathe him, you can't deny he's an ausneets LEGEND.
Old thread >>>ausneets/787307@787307
Do you NEETs like pineapple?
I ate a fresh one once and the acid made my mouth burn for a couple of days afterwards.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/786313@786313
What would you like for Christmas neets? Good neets only, neets from bad homes won't be getting anything.
OLD: >>>ausneets/785325@785325
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!1!
OLD: >>>ausneets/784284@784284
Have you NEETs ever struggled to communicate your wishes to a tradesman?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/783298@783298
The morning shower is the high point of my day, the only thing I still enjoy in life. As long as I've got that, nothing else matters.
Old thread: >>>ausneets/782235@782235
Does it seem like every day is the same thing over and over again. Do you lie awake trying to fall asleep, feeling like you're stuck in the same loop forever, with no escape?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/781294@781294
Do you NEETs like helicobters?
Old thread: >>>ausneets/780317@780317
Do you listen to nigger rap, neets?
OLD: >>>ausneets/779297@779297
Let's make a list of our self destructive habits. I'm sure we can come up with at LEAST 7.
OLD: >>>ausneets/778313@778313
Another new episode.
OLD: >>>ausneets/777294@777294
Will it just gather dust?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/776306@776306
That's right.
OLD: >>>ausneets/775293@775293
Have any of you NEETs ever slept inside your fridge?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/774281@774281
Do you NEETs stay up late looking at photos of animal carcasses?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/773281@773281
Do you NEETs take a "Not my problem" attitude towards life?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/772280@772280
How many of you NEETs are secretly RIPPED and/or SHREDDED and keeping it from the gen? My whole world has been rocked.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/771282@771282
How do you like to start the day off, neets?
OLD: >>>ausneets/770243@770243
Do you NEETs find yourselves using the internet to find things which bring you joy, or are you constantly being drawn to things which depress and demoralise you?
What you choose to look at is in your own hands. Choose joy.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/769212@769212
Neets, do you ever find yourself the victim of a meaningless meme phrase, and then, instead of ignoring it like an adult you use it on others?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/768207@768207
This one goes out to our favourite neet - the king of kino, the baron of based. You know who you are.
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/767149@767149
Have you NEETs ever taken advantage of the open bar at a wedding and ended up doing your karate routine in front of everyone at the reception?
Old Thread: >>>ausneets/766135@766135
I got the number right.
OLD: >>>ausneets/765132@765132