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Predator: Badlands was a frankenstiens monster made of eco friendly recycled pre covid zoomer fashion. Its got Wayland-Yutani androids from Alien: Promethius, Preddy from the second one, some pokemon thing I duno and the foid was yanked from just about any rom-com you would have never seen but will be instantly recognizable to the girl friend of literally no one in the cinema I was in. it. Its also set on a kind of pastiche of avatar world and new zealand. There is a whole bunch of kooky monsters and CGI booby trap flowers and acid spitting weasels no shit straight out of Harry Potter 42. The bad ass synths were unfathomably based at the start like in avatar when the earth forces pwnd the sissy environment but exactly like in avatar they go full star wars storm trooper and get fludged to my great disappointment. The boss battle is cool because it features a shipping container lifting forklift power suit like what Ripley drives in aliens. The foid synth's legs detach and walk around on their own which is kinda hot and the only thing I liked about this silly future. This alone will save this franchise going forward as I can see it spawning AI pron featuring this new ideal female sex object. totally might look at it too
Predator: Badlands was standard globohomo CGI poo but was cool because I said it was. Four out of five fat neets in the cinema have to sit next to each other because their ticket said so.