/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

How does he do it?

 >>/1000430/
tasted alright
would drink again

Are AI fr*gs real fr*gs?

 >>/1000438/
How?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KSO1yfWTd5U
Cruisey I wanna baby yoda cocktail

Cruisey, Weber, and Monk blind tasting https://youtube.com/watch?v=yTbBozIwnP4

mad that neets don't link the new in the last thread here

 >>/1000444/
We are a bunch of careless mongs.

Fried beer onions with ketchup for lunch

 >>/1000443/
kek hipsters are still around in Australia? based

Anal anally raped

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a tiny lizard strapped to an electric razor to try and vibrate the turds out

 >>/1000449/
They should just give it a Dare iced coffee.

 >>/1000449/
Lizard lady could have looked after him.

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Anglos so racist they don't even think the dutch are white

 >>/1000451/
Want Cruisey to organise this for me

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 >>/1000452/

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Cruisey I want to go visit a city of gold, this weekend. Cruisey you have to take me!

 >>/1000455/
I think I went there in an Uncharted game.

cruisey i wanna time travel and go see atlantis and talk to thoth. how much will it cost the NDIS?

There are 7 cities of gold scattered around the world. That means one in australia, right? The ancient boongs had an advanced civilisation right? How else could they have gotten racially addicted to petrol?

 >>/1000458/
I remember some dumb boongs claimed there used to be massive gold lumps just sitting on the ground and they gave them all to the first White explorers

 >>/1000452/
don't understand this, the dutch were the first in australia (humans) as i understand it, there is a lot of interesting lore about them getting lost in the outback and finding phantom seas that could never be found again

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 >>/1000455/
Unless you have NDIS funding you will have to settle for the city of mud.

 >>/1000439/
What flavour? Is it like any other ones?

 >>/1000452/
Theyre weird

 >>/1000449/
Lizzo dildo

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 >>/1000458/
At the end of the old kingdom, they emmigrated back to Australia. Khufu was a black fella. Ayers rock was a thorium reactor that melted.

The dutch are the tallest and most intelligent people in europe, highly industrious and competent. Back in the 17th century they were on their way to rule the world before the anglos grabbed it from them.

 >>/1000464/
 >>/998915/

 >>/1000466/
VoC is the zenith of Western civilisation, thus far.

 >>/1000465/
That's an emu

they deserved indonesia and shouldn't've let america push them around in the 50s

What llm models are good for erotic roleplay? Asking for a mate of course.

 >>/1000471/
A young NEET like yourself shouldn't be having such inappropriate thoughts.

i'm fucking up my day again, i gotta pull out of this

 >>/1000442/
He should make you one tonight.

Good morning NEETs.

No New Thread linked at the end of the old thread. The board is not being run right.

 >>/1000475/
> The board is not being run right.
It needs a touch of MonkAI.

 >>/1000476/
Possum used to run a tight ship.

 >>/1000477/
He was a saint.

I miss Olive.

 >>/1000479/
He was a good fella

 >>/1000471/
Models people commonly rate highly for explicit ERP:

Midnight Miqu Magnum Noromaid Euryale Fimbulvetr MythoMax 

General pattern:

7B/8B → fast, horny, less intelligent 13B/14B → sweet spot 70B+ → best prose and emotional consistency

For “filthy but coherent,” a lot of enthusiasts prefer:

Magnum 12B 
Noromaid 20B 
Midnight Miqu 70B 
Hosted services that are comparatively permissive 
NovelAI 
Janitor AI 
Chub AI

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Goon Afternoon Fellas of great proportions and not so great liver functionality. 

Found a break in the weather. Still test riding the Pivot and breaking in the new FAZUA motor. Fuck I love that bike and the way it pops of jumps. It’s so lightweight It’s the lotus Elise of e-bikes. Was tempted to put
My slick tyre wheelset on it but could not beatifffed. Wonderful afternoon bit oddly not Many people out. Think the spotty weather has everyone just staying at home. Garn get some guzmans later oh yeah.

Also Dan has this on special at the moment if you NEETs want a treat I highly recommend it. Amazing bubbly and the price is bonkers.

 >>/1000482/
Based.

 >>/1000482/
Based

Boardo has the snuggest colon

 >>/1000482/
based

did some cardio work on the exercise bike, desire to binge on cheesecake completey vanished, weird how it works that way

 >>/1000488/
well done neet.

 >>/1000488/
It'll return.

Want a good NEET to go get me a zinger box and a 2 pack of creme brules and a pack of crispy m&ms and some sarsparilla.

 >>/1000482/
How the fuk that bike has two headsets? Hunh How!?

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NEET leak for sir

 >>/1000475/
its an IGAY thread hence the grotesque pepe.

The full food process — shopping, driving, unpacking, planning, cooking, eating, cleaning, and thinking about meals — can easily take 15–20 hours a week for an average adult or family.

That adds up to roughly:

800–1,000 hours a year about 1–1.5 months of every year around 4–6 full years over a lifetime just managing food.

 >>/1000491/
Get a Pajeet to do it.

 >>/1000495/
Most animals have it worse. They spend all day just wandering around eating.

I am going to do a water fast. See how many days I can go.

 >>/1000497/
I prefer the term grazing.

 >>/1000493/
The corruption and incompetence of indians is just breathtaking. The examiners cancelled the exam because the questions were already in circulation, then the fuckwit indian candidates riot because they will be given a fresh one. 
> no saar we cannot sit an exam that we havent already studied the questioning, saaar!

I hate indians in australian professional jobs so much its unreal.

veal tortellini and lemon meringue pie for dindins

https://xcancel.com/tmuxvim/status/2055275374905307216#m

 >>/1000501/
> lemon meringue pie
Big plateful for me please.

 >>/1000492/
Thunderthighs Bec was wibble-wobbling when she took the photo

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 >>/1000503/
I'll have a family size one. And one for my waifu.

 >>/1000500/
I heard they do a terrible a job in warehouses too

Doing a clog while she watches the last ever episode of Outlander.

Another series adapted from a series of books where the author has done a GRRM and sat on her hands for years instead of writing the final books.

 >>/1000501/
Yummy

 >>/1000509/
Was pretty good.

 >>/1000507/
> Outlander
It has been a long journey for her with that show.
Ask her whether she likes the way it ended please.

 >>/1000511/
Will do.
There’s a spin-off, Blood of my Blood, which has season 2 airing later this year. That’s about the parents or grandparents when they were young. Another case of the author doing a GRRM and writing other in-universe retrospectives instead of finishing the primary work.

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 >>/1000508/
I've decided I will no longer give GRRM shit for not having finished winds of winter in the past 15 years. After all, I haven't done shit in that time either. Literally 0 achievements.

 >>/1000513/
Do you have a nice photograph of yourself though?

 >>/1000514/
That is a photograph of me neet. Well I've put on a bit of weight since then, but you know.

 >>/1000515/
You are looking well NEET.

 >>/1000513/
He does owe his fans (who provided his lifestyle) with some level of output. He and the outlander woman have appeared on panels together and both have the same bad attitude towards fans and books being done when they are done.

might get a bit of kfc. you NEETs want any?

 >>/1000518/
No thank you. I am full.

 >>/1000518/
20 pieces of original please.

 >>/1000520/
I thought you were on diet wagon today?

 >>/1000520/
A true conner-sewer

 >>/1000518/
The 10 pack of wicked wings please.

 >>/1000517/
> He does owe his fans (who provided his lifestyle) with some level of output.
Maybe the next book will just fall out of him.

 >>/1000517/
Yes, I agree, if he started a 7 volume series he should fucking finish it or hire someone who will.

 >>/1000524/
Wouldn’t surprise me if he gets chatjippity to spit some shit out and gets his editors to fix it.

 >>/1000526/
Monk has already published several volumes of gay erotic ausneets fanfic commercially just by getting AI to write it.

 >>/1000527/
Wasn't that just MonkAI? Did Cruisey whip it out him?

Motherbat is doing crying or something in front of the television.

 >>/1000529/
The show has moved her. Do not try to shame her for this. She is an emotional big-hearted woman.

Reading about ai is making me fucking depressed.

 >>/1000529/
Did the clogger smell reach her?

 >>/1000532/
I think she was too engrossed in the tele to be grossed by the clogger

 >>/1000533/
Well bantered.

 >>/1000531/
MonkAI will protect us and keep is well fed and know when to ring Cruisey when I have a query.

Cruisey I wanna drink MonkAI
https://www.drinkmonkai.com/

 >>/1000536/
Cruisey been ignoring us all day 😞

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 >>/1000529/
Those devious soap companies sponsor those types of televised plays and pay hackney writers to come up with a steady stream of ridiculous nonsense that appeals to housewives and widows like your grandmother. They use clever techniques to keep the story going on and on, never quite reaching a climax or satisfying conclusion and the drama hooks the spinster audience into regularly watching this tripe. Its all a way to get the sponsor's message "buy our soap" accompanied by the catchy jingle, heard by the women so they buy it next time they are in the grocery store. Its reprehensible really, these advertising agencies, the way they work. Be a good man and let the old dear know that Pied Piper Sherry is on special in all of my cellars this week.

 >>/1000538/
Thanks Dan.

 >>/1000538/
>  is on special in all of my cellars this week.
You are a very generous man.

 >>/1000412/
Dan Andrews got a full statue which is what you’re confusing this with.

 >>/1000538/
Call her my grandmother again, and I will smash a bottle and use it to stab your face apart

 >>/1000541/
I thought it was a just a bust. I dont care anyway, ZOGtoria can go fuck itself

 >>/1000541/
Will The Commune have a statute of Cruisey?

 >>/1000544/
Yes. A tasteful nude. NEETs will rub his member for good luck.

 >>/1000544/
Only of his NEET stick with a hand reaching towards it.

 >>/1000545/
Over the years it will be worn down by the constant rubbing and there will only be a small stump left.

watching professor jiang predict that there will be ww3 (obviously) and how it will play out. Haven't gotten to the end prediction yet. my predictions of the prediction is either new fake religion or alien invasion.

Going to try to plan some of my life with this information. Might be time to invest in bitcoin or some shit

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Tempted just to turn my remaining neetbux into cheesecakes and lemon meringues and binge until the end. Just don't see a future for humanity anymore.

 >>/1000549/
Very melodramatic outlook NEET.
Times are good for NEETs.
Make sure to appreciate the positive things you have in your life.

 >>/1000547/
Least we forget.

Apropos of nothing:
Remember when they are old how they treated you when they were young.

might start laying in some extra tool handles for the coming collapse

 >>/1000553/
A NEET cannot live on tool handles forever.

 >>/1000553/
Go to the hardware store and ask for four candles.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CNTM9iM1eVw

Thunder, heavy rains. Stay safe out there Cruisey.

 >>/1000557/
Completely missed Victor

Going to bed. Might get some of that Sherry tomorrow, see what the fuss is about.
Good Night NEETs

 >>/1000559/
Good night.

 >>/1000559/
Night. Just have a small glass as an aperitif

Might start eating apples/walnuts/honey/cinnamon for dessert, will be healthier than the current junk food I eat, even though it still has calories.

Do neets think there's going to be an oil shortage? Should we stock up on food and dunny paper now while we still can?

 >>/1000563/
Labor says it’s all under control. They never lie.

 >>/1000563/
no
> dunny paper
a NEET should always keep a good supply of this.

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boughted this (real) nixie tube clock on ebay with after pay
50 in (150 more to go)
60$ left for a week :|

 >>/1000566/
Nixie clocks are nice.

 >>/1000537/
Hello. Why was bat crying?

 >>/1000567/
I tried to make one myself back in 2014 but I fucked it up somehow and gave up on it. don't know where. the tubes went for that

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Domo

 >>/1000570/
ling ling
ling ling
ur fone linging

 >>/1000571/
Hasta mañana *chops you with katana*

 >>/1000568/
I think one of the two main characters died. Will ask tomorrow

 >>/1000572/
h-hayai!
*backflips onto a roof*
*throws ninja stars*
heh, all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)

 >>/1000573/
I need to know. She cant leave us on a cliffhanger like that. You should have asked.

Can I get back on the no captcha list? Thanks

 >>/1000574/
Quality haiku

 >>/1000572/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V2smwRTMmms

Thats not the same word. Still a good song.

my cat is gay and my dog has aids

Yes it is. I thought it meant I love you.

 >>/1000575/
the VIM list is getting full. you'll have to show some skin

 >>/1000580/
Im not some whore play thing you can tell what to do

 >>/1000582/
Take it off. Post the member.

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If it’s good enough for this English Rose, it’s good enough for Cruisry

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 >>/1000584/
Boo bees

Man molester

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This overweight NEET is dragging his obese carcass into bed.
Good night NEETs.

awake again, also noticed there's a slow drip leak from the toilet tap, everything is fucked

Very stressed and upset, should've dealt with this a week ago.