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There are 7 cities of gold scattered around the world. That means one in australia, right? The ancient boongs had an advanced civilisation right? How else could they have gotten racially addicted to petrol?








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The dutch are the tallest and most intelligent people in europe, highly industrious and competent. Back in the 17th century they were on their way to rule the world before the anglos grabbed it from them.















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 >>/1000471/
Models people commonly rate highly for explicit ERP:

Midnight Miqu Magnum Noromaid Euryale Fimbulvetr MythoMax 

General pattern:

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For “filthy but coherent,” a lot of enthusiasts prefer:

Magnum 12B 
Noromaid 20B 
Midnight Miqu 70B 
Hosted services that are comparatively permissive 
NovelAI 
Janitor AI 
Chub AI

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Goon Afternoon Fellas of great proportions and not so great liver functionality. 

Found a break in the weather. Still test riding the Pivot and breaking in the new FAZUA motor. Fuck I love that bike and the way it pops of jumps. It’s so lightweight It’s the lotus Elise of e-bikes. Was tempted to put
My slick tyre wheelset on it but could not beatifffed. Wonderful afternoon bit oddly not Many people out. Think the spotty weather has everyone just staying at home. Garn get some guzmans later oh yeah.

Also Dan has this on special at the moment if you NEETs want a treat I highly recommend it. Amazing bubbly and the price is bonkers.












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The full food process — shopping, driving, unpacking, planning, cooking, eating, cleaning, and thinking about meals — can easily take 15–20 hours a week for an average adult or family.

That adds up to roughly:

800–1,000 hours a year about 1–1.5 months of every year around 4–6 full years over a lifetime just managing food.





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The corruption and incompetence of indians is just breathtaking. The examiners cancelled the exam because the questions were already in circulation, then the fuckwit indian candidates riot because they will be given a fresh one. 
> no saar we cannot sit an exam that we havent already studied the questioning, saaar!

I hate indians in australian professional jobs so much its unreal.












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Will do.
There’s a spin-off, Blood of my Blood, which has season 2 airing later this year. That’s about the parents or grandparents when they were young. Another case of the author doing a GRRM and writing other in-universe retrospectives instead of finishing the primary work.


























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Those devious soap companies sponsor those types of televised plays and pay hackney writers to come up with a steady stream of ridiculous nonsense that appeals to housewives and widows like your grandmother. They use clever techniques to keep the story going on and on, never quite reaching a climax or satisfying conclusion and the drama hooks the spinster audience into regularly watching this tripe. Its all a way to get the sponsor's message "buy our soap" accompanied by the catchy jingle, heard by the women so they buy it next time they are in the grocery store. Its reprehensible really, these advertising agencies, the way they work. Be a good man and let the old dear know that Pied Piper Sherry is on special in all of my cellars this week.










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watching professor jiang predict that there will be ww3 (obviously) and how it will play out. Haven't gotten to the end prediction yet. my predictions of the prediction is either new fake religion or alien invasion.

Going to try to plan some of my life with this information. Might be time to invest in bitcoin or some shit










































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> https://refractor.io/adhd-autism/fecal-transplants-for-autism-delivers-success-in-clinical-trials/
>  Fecal transplants for autism deliver success in clinical trials 
SOON. Poo transplant time austism bros!













































































































































































































































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Mark Felton - SS division in Vietnam
Trey Explainer - Moses met Odysseus
Religion for Breakfast - Mandolorians are militant amish
Classical Numismatic - Byzantine coins
Jeffrey the Librarian - mayflower, squanto's betrayal 
Gardening australia - start an orchard
Gates of kilikien - warring states beginning
Kand hayati - intestine burger thing
Australian shed builds - build shed
Generalist papers - last pagans in europe
Sam hyde - short one called cattle
Trt world - nuturei karta, orthodox antizionists
Egypt cradle of civilisaton (1962)
HelenasDen - last battle of chinese civilwar
Historic England - inside oldest roman building in england
Fallow - fish and chips
Shadowed Secrets - Convict pit in Blue Mountains

So much good youtubes, going to take all day to get through
Watching this now, very comfy

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kmdyczc1oXo


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Mac and cheese
Made roux, no milk so used greek yoghurt and pasta water.
Cooked it til it was looking like chocolate.
Garlic, white pepper, hot english mustard, sweet paprika, pinch of curry powder, lots of cheddar.
Mixed in baking dish, panko and cheddar on top

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one pound stirling was worth 20 shillings until the crown devalued it to to 16 shillings when the gold price went up. Post deflation crisis pound notes are worth about 16 dollars in ZOG money in one sense but in reality you are comparing gold coins with plastic tokens.




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Love the meat pies and dimmies I used to eat ever day for lunch in high school. Covered with sauce. And a can of coke. Helped make me into a fat high school loser who never had a gf, but I loved them anyway. Wonder if they still sell them in schools. Probably banned.
























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Mumsie did this retard thing where she would buy stale white cheexe rolls on special and then put them in the freexer thereby makeing them more stale and impossible for a dumb ass teenager to defrost them enough to make them into a decent lunch for the next day. I hardly ever ate those half froxen stale ass budget white bread cheexe rolls for lunch and would basically do involuntary caloric restriction until i got home and then carbmaxxed on half a dozen weet bix or three bricks of ramen or half a loaf of grilled cheese sandwiches. No one caught on to my shamefur eating disorder while I was going through growth spurts. No one teaches you how to eat, makes decent food available to half retarded teens. Most of the other kids were richers whose parents gave them a world of superabundant canteen slop. I would look like BRS now if I ate properly as a teenager, japanese high school canteen food. How many of my generation are physically stunted by dietary disasters by retarded parents?

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> then put them in the freexer thereby makeing them more stale and impossible for a dumb ass teenager to defrost them enough to make them into a decent lunch for the next day.
Sounds yum.

> I would look like BRS now if I ate properly as a teenager
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Looking back it seems as if my parents didn't care about my mental or physical health at all.
All they cared about was how things looked to other people and if anything would embarrass them.
And then they would get nasty and abusive if you were looking or acting in a way that would embarrass them in front of others, but they never helped you improve they just abused and threatened you about it.
It was all just so dumb and unnecessary. Abused and ruined for no good reason.







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The only sleeper trains we have are for multi-day journeys up to the Northern Territory or across to Western Australiia and are insanely expensive and cringe wanky with the cultural shit and deference to abbos who never invented trains.







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Goon Evening NEETs

Had a roast cooking, decided to do something different, had some black beans and a few hot sauces lying around, tried if i could stew up something like guzmans has in their pots and make an authentic burrito mix. Currently nuking some rice and smashing an avo to see how close i can get it.





































































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My current idea is to move house entirely and then start socially networking and probably actuslly working and maybe to to university (ew). Might do work on organic farms because they teach you how to farm well for a little work.
Also have a lot of work to do on my character and things to study



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In the sloppily obese type, the fat rolls spill out in all directions in extremely unattractive ways.
It is not possible to dress well. It is a more dysgenic type of obesity. There is no dignity.


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Policeman notices a trader selling apple seeds on the market.
- Why do you sell seeds?
- It's great for the brain, good for logic.
- Whoa, this is awesome give me a bag of it.
The policeman goes home and takes some of it. Then the realization strikes him and goes back to the trader.
- From this money I could have bought apples with way more seeds in them!
- See how quick it took effect?








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I finished reading The Mote in God's Eye.
I did not like it very much. It wasn't as good as Ringworld.
The characters were wooden and didn't feel real. The story was pretty mid.
I don't think I will read any more Niven now. I feel let down, and this was meant to be one of his best ones.



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They were seized because the tax wasn't paid on them. Surely the pigs/government could sell them at slightly less than the legal wholesale price to supermarkets for resale. But that would be too much like thinking and doesn't gel with the lies about cigarettes being bad for you.

































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Spotted a old woman (60) walking with her schnauzer and she had some flower in her hand, taking it home to plant it because it had the bulb still attached. She pulled it out from where it was, just being a flower on the path because she feels entitled to yoink that shit. This is a woman doing her natural instinct, entitled to take what she likes, everything is for her. Most women in this modern age have the opportunity to act like this and they do. Hoeflation, the justice system backing every word they say, the death of meritocracy in the workplace, no respect for their place in the man-woman equation. Should I have said something, NEETs? Told her to do the right thing and put it back?





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Dissappointed in iga custard tarts and snosage rolls. Very generic. Ironically the best snosage roll I've ever had came from a gook run bakery, they probably made it extra tasty by seasoning it with msg, dog meat and dangerous undercooking. But it was worth it.

























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We don't really have commissar jokes as a subgenre. We have policeman jokes tho. But many based on some wordplay that doesn't fit in English.
Eg.:
Why the cop's kid cries in the forest?
He doesn't know which stump his dad is.
So the joke is that stump in Hungarian (tuskó) also means a "dumb and pushy, insensitive, perhaps a bit aggressive" person. I could translate as faggot instead, but that's just simply rude and doesn't play on the stupid policeman stereotype.

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It's called a piano for a reason.

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Would watch with that cast.

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I dunno. Perhaps.
I have District 9 downloaded. But that could go on a regular movie night.















































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> Megan Dixon, a 21-year-old from Cambridgeshire, UK, is preparing to undergo a double leg amputation. After contracting whooping cough and glandular fever at age 13, her legs locked straight. Over eight years, they bent upward at an irreversible 45-degree angle, causing constant agony.






























































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Back in cave man days, this sperg would be a hero for burning down a radio station that played shitty content. It'd be like bro your a hero we all hated that ZOGslop come and hang out with us when we go hunt a mammoth. Modern interpretations of natural law are pozzed.
















































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I went out on the bike and got some hard to get supplies. Rye flour, TVP, more boiled lollies and some fiberglass. It was a sunny day and a good ride even though it was a heavy pack. Looking forward to finishing the canoe now, I have to think about what color to paint the boat for where it will rest most of the time. That will come later and I have time to go there on foot and take some photos to think about colors and patterns. I had a can of fried herring for dinner. It was nice. Going out to the club meeting in a minute. Was thinking of going to see star wars instead but it starts tomorrow and then mostly in gold class which is hard to sneak in to.


















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went to the electronic club and sat next to the cool kid (think:Nuro) and we are banting about PCB projects and how dick smith drop ships wine now lol and this boomer plonks himself down and hijacks the bants saying how he is airbnbing his investment property, counting down until retirement and went to canberra to visit his son etc.. just got up, tipped my hat and came home. Having the last of the yoghurt and the last of the condensed milk. Surprisingly filling dairy snack. Good Night NEETs.





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A canoe drifts silently towards you out of the mists of a Tasmanian river.
Its occupant is wearing a ghillie suit and a wallaby fur hat.
He silently tips his hat to you just as he is once more swallowed by the mists.
You think about the encounter for the rest of your life.
You will never know if you dreamed it or if it was real.















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literal shrapnel bomb 
fragmentation grenade just waiting 
I never really thought about it until recently 
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That is a Holden storm ute which are becoming quite rare due to the unique dual cab this making it not actually a ute
Stolen and taken for a joy ride most likely by youths 
It's just sitting in this carpark 
for like 3 weeks now




















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Dukkha: Life inevitably involves dissatisfaction, suffering, and impermanence.
Samudaya: The root cause of this suffering is craving, attachment, and ignorance.
Nirodha: There is an end to suffering when craving ceases.
Magga: The path leading to the cessation of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path.




















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you want to know how I got these scars hmm?
You see I was just a kid.. and my older sibling used to beat on me all the time.. and when they couldn't do that they gave me all kinds of bad durgs to keep me down 
so I went into my room one day and shoved my finger right up my nostrils 
Let's make a middle eastern out of you


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> Melbourne's Avalon Airport has reopened after an item was deemed to be suspicious during security screening.
> Police have since revealed the item was a laser hair removal device.
I don't think they understand just how important a smooth nape really is.
















































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Found an ex school bus for 12 grand. I want to get one and make it a 'tiny' heh home.
I could fit my entire apartment in this.

https://www.trucksales.com.au/items/details/2000-hino-rg2397a/SSE-AD-18854315/















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need licence first then:

from chatgpt
Bus purchase	                        $10k–$40k
Mechanical repairs / tyres / rego	$10k–$40k
Demolition + insulation	                $5k–$15k
Interior (walls, bed, kitchen, shower,	$15k–$60k
Plumbing + water tanks	                $5k–$15k
Electrical wiring	                $5k–$15k
Solar panels	                        $6k–$20k
Lithium battery bank	                $10k–$40k
Large inverter + chargers	        $3k–$10k
Air conditioning / diesel heater	$3k–$12k






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> The White Australia Party's constitutional challenge to the government's "hate groups" legislation has been accepted by the High Court and a hearing scheduled for September, setting the stage for one of the most consequential rulings in decades.


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Uncle unna that his dacks on the bus. Vile. Two black shielas checking me out but they wouldn't be 18 if you stapled them together. Vile. Angry man tried to ram someone's car but missed. Another day in the bad home area.




























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Had lentils and 2 boiled eggs for tea. Forgot how much I like that combination, maybe I need a break from all the fancy restaurant food and too much spice and variety. Might get some cans of sphagetti in tomato sauce for tomorrows dinner. Good Night NEETs.









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I also watched it twice, way back then, and couple years ago. I think the concept is cool, there are great visuals and whatnot, then by the time it comes to the personal stuff, it gets empty, like their personal world. It should have been a cool heist movie i stead that crap. Trying to make it deep made it shallow.














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