/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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I ate a cheeky 2am 4 pack of Angus beef and pepper pies.

I got stuck in the other thread. It was a miracle I didn't die in there.

The bins need to go out today Weber.

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lads is there anything that can be done to address 2 day hangovers and the associated nights of rough sleep and overall mental health decline? i used to love binge drinking and shitposting but i'm not sure i can do it anymore if it takes a week to bounce back. do i need to let my liver heal up or something?

 >>/1002550/
You need to go down to the local and ask some of the veteran pint-masters.

Remake this thread properly

 >>/1002559/
tbh, this one has a proper pepe and is numbered correctly

 >>/1002543/
Well done NEET.

Stuck in the old thread

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Good Morning NEETs. Big bend down and touch my knees stretch and half a dozen ninja kicks, big can of mondstar and im ready to destroy the dunny.

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 >>/1002544/
 >>/1002565/
We still have neets stuck in these old threads.

goddamit it zesty i liked the other thread

> Number of Neets in UK could hit 1.25m by early 2030s
The UK NEETs are going to need more imageboards.
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/may/27/neets-could-hit-125m-by-early-2030s-milburn-review-young-people-employment-uk

 >>/1002571/
It's only the White ones they want to force into work/slavery.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H-SgQP3Hif0
Bitlocker back door found.

 >>/1002543/
You nigger! I was gonna have them for dinner tonight and tomorrow.

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Might try this tomorrow.

 >>/1002577/
Let us know how you get on neet.

I'm a funky monkey 🐒

Don't act like you don't shit out your arse like the rest of us

might have a sensible binge, watch some anime

 >>/1002577/
kek looks interesting.

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 >>/1002581/
Watch The Godfather.

Judy Hopps could get it

My online banking app keeps giving me errors. Try again later it says. Was happening yesterday as well.

 >>/1002586/
Ur muneez gon lol 🤭

>  table/shelf 4chan post
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| My Shelf |
|-----------------------|
| 📚 Book 1 📚 Book 2 |
| ☕ Coffee 💻 Laptop |
|_|

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At 10 years of age this Norwegian man was left alone by his parents in Mumbai

It's Ian Flemming's 118th birthday

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> I DID NOT SAY I KNEW HIM I SAID I USED THE TOILET STALL AFTER HIM AND THE SEAT WAS STILL WARM!

 >>/1002590/
He wrote some good books.

 >>/1002589/
Fake and gay

 >>/1002593/
That's what your Mom said when she saw you for the first time.

The type of nigga to be called Jaxon

I drink my drink and eat my eat like the rest of you

 >>/1002597/
just in far greater quantities

 >>/1002598/
I'm not Weber

I’m just an ordinary human being.

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 >>/1002595/

found a new laundromat to wash my sheets in, this one doesn't have dead insects everywhere like the old one, even has a sign telling people not to wash animal bedding there. Pure class.

 >>/1002603/
You're moving up neet

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Might become an idiot savant. I've got the idiot part down, how hard can the savant be?

weeing in my trusty milk bottle

 >>/1002606/
A Trusty Milk Bottle Tale:

- be living in a tent at a campground
- every fucking caravaner has their dogs off-leash, and the furry cunts piss against the trees near my tent
- I save up 2 litres of wee and pour it on the surrounding trees
- no more dogs pissing near me. yay.

Pl,ease do not comment on my . "Posts" if you have chromosomal disorder or lobotomy. Thank y,ou

OK

 >>/1002605/
Ausneets lore

 >>/1002608/
> Pl,ease

 >>/1002608/
does transsexuality count as a chromosomal disorder?

Eaty pasta

 >>/1002615/
Nice?

 >>/1002616/
yeah but couldn't afford meaty

Took the shell off my racing snail this weekend.
Thought it might speed him up.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.

 >>/1002618/
He needs a more streamlined shell.

 >>/1002566/
GEN. Average morning of destruction of the commune toilets

 >>/1002570/
Was there update on that missing NEET or the secret of the other NEET discovered behind enemy lines?

 >>/1002603/
Sounds very posh.

 >>/1002621/
I think they're all dead.

 >>/1002573/
Thank you.

 >>/1002576/
Cool.

 >>/1002577/
Based.

 >>/1002588/
Good books?

 >>/1002589/
Poor Sir.

 >>/1002594/
Sheeeeeeeit.

 >>/1002599/
lol

 >>/1002601/
👆💯

 >>/1002605/
Sounds do-able.

 >>/1002608/
No, thank you.

 >>/1002623/
RIP.

kill everyone chinese, is everyone human duty!

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Stuffed myself on chocolate, coke and chips. Can hardly move. I will never binge again neets, I mean it this time.

 >>/1002636/
>  I will never binge again
You better not.

 >>/1002636/
Diet wagon tomorrow?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1jn0J_XEd4w

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 >>/1002638/
If I can find one big enough to take me.

 >>/1002639/
Beautiful 😢

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Cruisey I want this played tonight after the  Wienie 500 before the tip-to-tip race.

 >>/1002640/
We'll get you there NEET.

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Is this MonkAI?

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He's ascending!

Might finish Remarkably Bright Creatures tonight.

I wish I was a girl, I'd let you all run a train on me 🤤

 >>/1002647/
You wouldn't be attractive enough, sorry.

 >>/1002648/
You'll only have your hand, like usual

 >>/1002647/
What if you are crushed?

 >>/1002649/
I can't even be bothered with that much nowadays

 >>/1002651/
You need a NDIS tugger

 >>/1002647/
I'd do you neet, you were always the qt of /ausneets

 >>/1002652/
kek, he would end up with lizard lady.

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Needed a treat. 
Sichuan fried potato with red oil, red bean paste, many aromatics, many spices, sesame, black vinegar. 

What the fish and chip shop doesn't know won't hurt them.

 >>/1002655/
They look good.

 >>/1002651/
Can't reach?

Asking dr chatgpt to help me overcome maladaptive daydreaming.

 >>/1002655/
What's red oil?

 >>/1002647/
> instead of my 400 pound life
> my 400 pound wife
kek

I am knee deep in afterpay jew debt and they want to take all my money before I can pay my internet bill.
How can I outjew after pay so they don't take all my money?

 >>/1002655/
Thank you.

 >>/1002570/
what happened to the other thread?

 >>/1002654/
Lucky NEET.

 >>/1002655/
looks good

 >>/1002659/
Norwood Reaper visited him

Just reading about the health benefits of black vinegar. Intriguing.

 >>/1002662/
You lodge a complain. I'm fairly certain they have credit check like responsibilities at the moment and are responsible when they lend too much money to someone who can't afford to pay them back.

 >>/1002669/
Nah then they will cancel my after pay account

 >>/1002670/
Well submit an enquiry asking if you can for the account with AfterPay.

> Red oil is defined as a substance of varying composition formed when an organic solution, typically tri-n-butyl phosphate (TBP, an agent used for extracting heavy metals in nuclear reprocessing plants) and its diluent, comes in contact with concentrated nitric acid at a temperature above 120 °C. 
Ah I see.
Must be acquired taste.

 >>/1002670/
So they bloody should. Don’t buy something if you don’t have the money.

 >>/1002664/
ded

 >>/1002672/
Yum 😋

 >>/1002673/
I'll pay it just not all at once. They might take like 400 out all at once.

 >>/1002674/
That thread was full of dangerous occult mystic secrets that neets were not meant to know. Zesty was right to  banish it back to the abyss.

 >>/1002677/
Also no loisonse.

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Just noticed custom-made Car Flags are a thing, and only like $30

 >>/1002678/
👆💯

 >>/1002655/
Where do you even get black vinegar? Coles and woolies don't have it.

 >>/1002679/
Afterpay would be cheaper

Cruisey Japan creates intelligence bureau amid privacy concerns

 >>/1002655/
Beautiful.

 >>/1002683/
> Cruisey
No longer posts here.

cruisey i might wanna buy a hp workstation for less than a hundred bucks tomorrow and fill it with 192gb of ram and make it a server for hundreds of terabytes of porn once

Two bad home night bicycle riders met in the street outside and exchanged news.
Lots of yelling to each other before they came closer together to chat in more civilised tones.
The gist of the conversation was that funds were low, bills were due and they needed to go buy food.
The struggle is real.

I polished off a kilo of black grapes all at once and am now feeling the consequences.

They were good grapes. Nice and sweet. No bitterness in the skin.
Grapes are a bit of a lottery. I do not have the confidence to try one in the store before putting them in the trolley. I was taught it was stealing.
I bet Cruisey just shoves a whole handful in his gob.

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She couldn't handle the banter.
Have you NEETs ever had anything yelled at you from a passing car?
I have several times but I have never been able to understand what they said.

I snuck out in the dark to bring the bin in from the street.
I carried it in to avoid the wheels making any noise.
The mission was a success. They will never catch me at it.

Craving wood fired pizza but they not open

Weber what is your opinion of George Lazenby as James Bond?
I am watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service now.

 >>/1002693/
I could go one with prawns. And a garlic bread.

> They are usually superficial and generally useless
Farkin rude! This Hungarian drongo.

I keep shouting out "I"M OBESE! HELP ME RHONDA!"
I'm mentally unwell.

After midnight. I might go for a walk in the darkness and rain and fog, while listening to the soundtrack from alien.

want to get food but dont want to go to macdonalds

 >>/1002698/
Just remember that you are the predator out there. The nighttime streets belong to the NEETs.

 >>/1002699/
Fire up the delivery apps, see what's open.