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I have 6 packets of Indomie hot & spicy, 2 packets of original, 5 packets of BBQ chicken flavour, and 3 packets f their chicken soup one.
I will be at Motherbat's Friday morning, returning Tuesday, so I will get a few more basics to bring back.































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might start smoking, give it up straight away and tell everyone how I finally beat the demon habit. Gonna get so many pats on the back and I can dunk on the NEETs with shitty will power.




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Hunting around my flat for 5 cent pieces so I can buy another bar of chocolate from the local milk bar. I thank the almighty for making me an autistic retard with no sense of shame or appreciation of how others see me as I waddle into the shop, drag my morbidly obese form up to the counter and count out a pile of 5 cent coins so I can feed my chocolate addiction.
























































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Note those ridiculous arrows. It's specifically used for war. They have normal arrows they use to hunt, to get food, with those arrows they can actually hit the target. On the other hand these war arrows weren't designed for that, it's for posing.







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I get the impression with some of the recent juror misconduct that has come to light, that the jurors' phone and internet is actively being monitored
I've got nothing to back that up, besides magistrates being informed that juror #x googled the case
how else would they know unless they also went around running their mouths?




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the monitoring they do would be lightweight. Probably some retard juror normie says to another one "I googled this and that" and because someone took their shit seriously they reported it. If you use a VPN and basic opsec then your good to go.








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Didnt you see that moofie The Verdict with Paul Newman? Jurors can decide what they like and even if the judge tells them to disregard evidence, they dont have to listen to him and dont have to give any reasoning for their verdict.

















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I am watching another YouTube #1 songs compilation.
The number of truly awful songs Paul McCartney managed to get to number 1 on the charts in the 70s and 80s is astonishing.
I do not understand it.























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Got dressed ✅
Bins ✅
Breakfast ✅
Started burning DVDs for Motherbat ✅
Undressed ✅😬
Pooing ✅
Re-dress ❌
Dishes ❌
Workforce Reporting ❌
Mow front lawn ❌
Pack clothes and toiletries ❌
Gather tools for her jobs ❌
Check tyre pressure ❌
Shave ❌
Shower ❌
Club dinner ❌
Club meeting (might skip) ❌














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Wondering if roald dahl's novel the witches about demonic beings pretending to be women and turning kids into mice is really an anti-trans allegory about trannies on their crusade to mutilate little kids
































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I just used a box of Japanese "Golden Curry" to flavour a beef stew.
It was vile. Nasty flavours in there that are still with me now.
It came highly recommended. I should not have listened. Cost $5.





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Brown cuisine tends to overcompensate for rotten ingredients. Asian spices are known to come from a heritage of covering the strong flavors of foodstuffs that White western cuisine doesnt recognize as edible. Things like cats, rats, dogs and insects. Stick to normal food that emphasizes the way the meat is cooked and simple garden embellishments like tomatos and lettuce.
































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Ryzen 5 5600GT 3.6 GHz (max 4.6GHz)
Corsair 650 watt modular power supply
DDR4 32GB Corsair Vengeance 3200MHz Ram (got that on sale from amazon uk)  
2 X Western Digital Black 1 TB 3.5inch HDD's (already had these from an old pc)
Thermalright Royal Pretor 130 Ultra cpu Air Cooler
The motherboard has intergrated graphics with the cpu I got  so no need for separate graphics card.
still need to get a couple of fans and a case.
So far spent just over 700 so maybe another 100 for a case and I'm done.








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> Ryzen 5 5600GT 3.6 GHz (max 4.6GHz)
> 3.6 niigga hurts
> 3.6 in 2026

Fucks sake i built this up 5 years ago and that shit was already 5 years old....

I love Apple silicon (metal) and AMD's new spark architecure. X86 days are numbered... all we need is goddam penguin bros to get linux running on with full suport and i am done with gayteesix

been wanting to buy a macbook M1/M2 for ages and run Asahi linux on it but it still ain ready.....shieeeeeet i was almost going to image my main linux desktop disk and just run it as a VM inside a Mac NEO as silicoon is just so damn good and on a such a tiny 3nm node






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why on earth why cant we have a simple poll based off the last few days suggestions ?? 

enytime i suggest something to shibs he is like coool... we have an open spot in 6 weeks we will screen it then..... bullshit allready forgot about it by then.... lets figure this shit out couple of days before. That way we can even watch cams of new releases no matter how much they suck. Example we all should have watched Oppenheimer together as soon as the first decent cam dropped, not waiting fucking months for the actual 1080p to drop

moofies are fun an communal and its waay better to get together and watch the current thing and pretend we are in the cinema together rather than watching some drab euro film that was organised months ago


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went out the back of the cemetery and it was quite a way when i realised i dropped my water bottle out of my webbing and had to hustlemaxx back to the start and lucky i found it because its the only one i got with decent colorways and its got my dna and fingerprints all over it but i found it and got creeped out coming through the burial ground because theres solar fairy lights here and there that make the place look eerie but i guess thats the fashion these days to poxx everything up with electronic junk and thats what i am thinking while i had a cool drink looking at clown world cemetery right in the spooky darg bush 10/10 will go there again with intent



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I love moofies nights, except when i hate the moofie. That would happen less if Shiban put on stuff that conformed more to my tastes. He would get better attendance if he put something on that was anticipated. Also to be fair you never show up.





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hey hey yoo tiffmeister 
> my DNA and Fingerprints
Dezzie/10
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> you never show up
my previous post basicallly explained why, we need a faster selection process so we can watch the hot new thing so we can bitch about it online with the rest of the cool kids
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juat dabbling to stay somewhat relevant  and mainly use grok imagine as i puchased an Elon pass gold account

















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I don't like to suggest any movies because then I feel responsible if no-one comes or if the NEETs don't like the movie. It is too much anxiety.

I don't know if the NEETs would like to watch Hagrid in Cracker. It is a good series.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105977/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_3_nm_5_in_0_q_cracker






































































































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> Ninjutsu, The Art Of The Invisible Warrior
> Health,  vitality,  and  vibrant life  are  all  integral parts  of the  warrior  tradition,  and  an  awareness of  one’s  health  is  consistent  with  the  overall training  concept  embodied  in  the  ninjutsu combat  method.  Indeed, the  first  step  toward mastery  of  self-protection  skills  is  a working understanding  of how  to  protect  oneself  from oneself.
Deep ninja philosophy here. I have found the path, I have only to walk it. Well, waddle it.



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Wait there's more:
> In  contemporary  society  there  are  so many  tempting  and alluring  habits,  foodstuffs, chemicals, conveniences,  and  diversions  that  it is  not  at  all  difficult  to  find  oneself  led  astray from  a  life  of  health,  strength,  and  proper protection  of  the  self.  >Soon  both  mental  and physical  health  can  be  in a  state  of ruin  without our  awareness  of  the  gradual  process.  If  an individual  is  constantly  sucking  in  clouds  of nicotine-laden  smoke,  pulling  in  nosefuls  of 
chemical  dust  for  recreation, indulging  in  unbalanced  eating and  drinking  habits,  and  looking for all the  shortcuts  to  avoid  physical  action or  taking  on physical  training  routines  that  are detrimental  to  the  body,  it is absurd  for  him  to study  self-defense  against  external attackers. 
> This  person’s  most  dangerous enemy  is  himself. 
I have met the enemy, and he is one lazy fat fuck.















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Why is the horse electrolytes bad???
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/22yo-addict-left-incontinent-weighing-just-35kg-before-dying-in-agony/news-story/74f593394cc960d9d0fde5f43ff979f8







































































































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I need to hold back on the feed for the pixxa tonight. Small decisions add to me consuming more pixxa.

Also the burgah was upside the box, so I knew it was from the northern hemisphere specifically the UK (?)
https://www.mcdonalds.com/au/en-au/newsroom/article/maccas-pulls-off-the-ultimate-international-menu-heist.html











































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Your posts are being deleted because you're a stupid narcissist and don't get along with others properly. I will stop deleting them when you learn to grow up and stop having the ego of a 14 year old


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I can't believe I have to write this for a 40+ year old man.

Now you blame others for starting drama once again. No one needs your life advice because you know less about life than all of us. You don't play along with the communication games with others here.

I will explain how some of it works because your retardation has been plaguing the board for so long and even caused a secret board to be made to escape your retardation.

This board is a game of anonymous micro blogging. It's anonymous to keep privacy of identity and also makes a who dunnit game.
It's also jokes and satirical stories.
You earn points by responding to others which you can then spend on an anonymous micro blog.

In fact it was discovered that igay at least attempts to get along with others here when he is not spamming shit.
This tells me that your narcissism is a sign of arrested development so bad, that a literal pedophile is potentially more mentally mature than you.

If you want to improve your life so you can be actually based instead of narcissistic you should go watch eckhart tolle videos about ego and drama.


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Nuro - the supreme retard has chosen to be always narcissist.
Instead of seeing the value of the group he posts on daily he has chosen to be an autistic plague.

Now I have chosen to respond with permanently banning him. He will always ban evade. I will counter with automatically deleting his posts with my AI. No effort will be required.

Grow up Nuro you child for your own sake.

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went to the freexy barn to get some cold chain treats and also get some milsurp off fb from this guy and we exchange cash and the surp without saying anything because hes on the phone and anyway its a give away so im not complaining unlike some anon whos sayin this anonymous micro blogging board now so im doing my best to be all annoymous which is why i didnt say that surp was another field pack thats gonna double my logistics capacity when I do start to bug out although i gotta have a closer look because i might unmake it and remake it into another thing and i didnt say that because its doxxing myself and i could be any random anon which i am just a nobody whos having garlic bread again and its worth two bucks i reckon cos i love garlic bread just like everyone else




















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Thanks for watching fellas.
Perhaps the end was a bit let down, but this was a biographical movie of a futile effort.
It was interesting for me to see the actor of Jackieboy in a different role.







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I bought one of these today. Isn't she pretty? If I haven't bought the wrong fucking model, it'll do APRS TX _and_ RX w/ GPS, do CAT and Audio over Bluetooth, and with a transmit power of ~50 watts. It's taken until 2026 AD for someone to actually make something with all those features in the one mobile radio.

































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I watched On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969).
I though George Lazenby was okay as Bond, but he lacked the masculine presence of Sean Connery.
The one-liners didn't really hit. The humour wasn't quite there. But it was an okay movie. The romance storyline was well done.










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a lot of the mercenaries in that video were ex-german soldiers from ww2. there was a brief period after the war where german soldiers were revered as mercenaries before the jewfolk invented the holocaust in the 70s. up until then it was quite normal for people to have sympathy for the germans for losing the war










































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Monk helped me set-up Proxmox and migrate the first VM from HyperV. 

One more VM to go. Then one more node (hosting current HyperV) to add to the cluxter. I need to develop a back-up strategy with Monk, maybe tomorrow.























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The left is the batch of dough. I had it in a old turbo oven bowl inside a hot water bath in the oil change tub. Worked well but the dough got rolled flat then chucked in the freexer straight away. If I had my shit together I'd have a warmer cupboard or something so the crusts rise a bit before I freexe them. Its half self raising flour so maybe that compensates. I didnt go crazy with weird ingredients like blue vein cheexe and capers, just basic bitch stuff. I got too use it up anyway.


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I got 5 sheets of shortcrust pastry so i got six closed pies out of it. They will take some finesse in the cooking. Last time I did that I finished them off in the turbo. My back is aching and 10/10 would get someone else to clean up the mess.





















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Our predictions were close 😢

Need to be re-VIMed to elite Mong status. I destroyed my whole network before and my IP reset. Monk took his eyes off my terminal for a second and it went crashing down. Thankfully Monk had a backup. 😭




























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Shabu was a thing in Bali back in the 90's, after a while it came to the eastern seaboard and shook up the goey market, which was a mainstay for bikers and the painters and dockers mafia. It was brought to Aus in part by navy ships and subs I think. Once users realized you could make it with psuedoephedrine it took hold in the periodic eccy droughts. Then the low impact speed disappeared, market forces pushing for ever more intense highs and harder addictions. Boomers had the best durg culture, now we just have meth and fent.





























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Made vegetarian pasta again. Except I added anchovies this time, so it's not vegetarian anymore. But didn't get enough anchovies. Also didn't put in enough tomato. At least I have food now.










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Those cunts trying to witch hunt Ron Hitler Barassi are typical of niche political lobbyists trying to make a name for themselves by claiming some one's scalp and declaring themselves heros for doing it. It can backfire and piss off normies on the fence but its still worth it to them because of the cred they get in their cliques as well as soros buxx for the offices they work for. Its disgusting.





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Decided to rewatch some Buffy. Surprisingly they don't have the #FFFFFF colored teeth these days everyone in the US telly (and youtube) seems to have. They mostly have human colored teeth. Not the smokey coffee yellow ofc, but normal bone white.


























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you see these brief glimpses of basedness from Trump and it makes you nostalgic and wistful for the days before it was so blatantly obvious he was compromised. he really was very presidential and could've been a perfect symbol for america. one of the first things he did after his election in 2016 was go to north korea to meet the then new supreme leader and he made a deal to fly the remains of dead soldiers back to the us. i always thought that was really cool smh


























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Went to doctor jeet to get prescription for stomach acid, he asks how much I drink. 

Aww, a keg a week. Four pitchers last night. 
> what is this pitcher
It's like a jug
> and how many glasses this jug
Maybe 4, no idea
> so you are just drinking from that one
Yep
> and keg is how many *gestures how big that one*
20 pitchers

Doctor jeet looks in many directions, trying to conceptualise this in terms of plausibility. 
Concludes that is possible but neet wouldhave to be drunk presently... fucking Australians bloody bloody this one is drunk. Banishes neet to the go outside that one. 

Reception looks totally confused, what did neet do? Neet looks at reception and clearly has no idea what he did wrong. Doctor jeet looks like he's going to have a seizure. 

Good start to the day, going to dans.




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Neither does mine which is why I'm posting. Didn't expect to get out of the doctors so early. 
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The risk is liver damage, if you drink 15 a day you get your hundo a week without damaging your liver. But if you drink more then 20 at once you've damaged your liver straight away. 

Hence I drink beer, the volume you'd need to drink makes is implausible that you'd poison yourself





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Normies sneer at everyone at dans on 10am on Monday, but among ourselves we have a caste system. The beer drinkers are lined up patiently, the winos are passed out at the bus stop, durggos are wandering around aimlessly. The wagies who have to open on Monday morning are the lowest caste.








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Da Comrade. In Putin's Russia, beer is forbidden as unpatriotic fit only for blyat foreigners and NATO spies. Here we drink potatoes and maybe schnapps if you have a cousin in the regions with a gin still. Drop in to my clinic and we will discuss your bourgeois habits and how you can fit in again with what's expected. Bring your own glass is best I think.







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Some businesses and random social types will have Christmas in July -- which is Winter here -- just for something different and to allow people to do the cozy Xmas stuff Euro and Seppos can do that we can't because Dec 25 is often 40 degrees C



















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Multi tools are the shiznit. You can cut square holes in your baseboard to fit based things there. I used mine recently with a triangular sander attachment to sand down the holes in those nice rims i got ages ago. buxxxxxxxxxxxx









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NEETs if the chinks invaded and conquered our country, would life even actually become worse for the average person?

Can things really be worse than the current situation with millions of Indians and other filth imported, and crime going unpunished?

We are in a situation where having a colonial governing caste might be better for us. We are unfit to govern ourselves any more.



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It'd almost be funny watching HR women and other girlboss types having to do 8-12 hours of actual labour. Particularly if refusal or mouthing off would be met with the butt of a rifle to the face.





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I think some of you NEETs have an old-fashioned notion of china being a cummunist country still.
In some ways we are probably more communist than them now.
We would not be working for bowls of rice.


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There are different colonial models.
It can range from slavery to rights very close to the colonists themselves.
As an advanced economy and society I think the smart thing would be to give us close to full economic rights. Only political rights would be restricted.




















































































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