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I have unmodded tiffin who was deleting quite a lot of spam.
Also today someone said the captcha was too hard so I made it easier even though everyone should be on the VIM list.
Feel free to send me an email if you want. We might need another mod anyway to delete the spam.



Found a wicked deal on marketplace for 400$ maybe worth more than 1000$
3 screens, keyboard, mouse, a few of those smart home phones, a bar fridge, a microwave and a 14th gen intel dell PC.







 >>/1004768/
Well, good night.
However - because there's always one however.
Some of what he was saying makes more sense now. UA is not a unqiue identifier but based on the combination of device/OS/browser. Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
So Tiffo said only IGA uses emojis and here they are  >>/1004764/ , but Pidge too, except only specific ones.
I think Tiffo saw the gif as OP image and made it furious for he is autistic it wasn't seizure inducing tho, we slow down every animated image anyway for the very reason and he made a thread but he failed to make a normal one with link to the old like a mong, and started to recreate posts because he is a mong.
He is deleting IGA posts for some time now, quite a lot you said so, and I bet he take good look at the available info. Except there are details that seemingly match with other posters.
I don't think he likes Pidge much, and he has a bias to think he is IGA, it's easy for him to believe, so he doesn't question his conclusion.
I took it bad when he deleted the thread I made (twice), for the bs reason of "generally we use fresh pepes for new threads". Because ofc he had to delete, he seems to have some kind of OCD towards stuff and ofc he's an autist.



 >>/1004771/
The whole igay character made tiffo's autism borderline schizophrenic because he became too certain of an uncertainty, which I warned him of. We were slowly working towards a method to get rid of igay and better moderate AusNEETs but it's difficult to do whilst also keeping true anonymity of the NEETs. I think I've said it before, I don't want to know the true identities of the other NEETs so a part of the tradition / game would be ruined for me by exploiting that.
Also it's too much work and I'd rather odilli just implement the new features I'd spend hours vibe coding.
I could come up with more features but it takes effort to maintain the balance between anonymity and moderation.

 >>/1004772/
In theory only the too offending posts should be removed, and not posts made by particular user. I do understand getting back at IGA and wanting him gone but that's impossible.
Ovaltine also doesn't have unlimited time, for recent quick updates ML was leveraged but this isn't unlimited resource either.
I also do coding and do use LLM in a way, but I don't vibecode and I try to find solutions to help myself facing more generic issues than the needs of one board. And for more pressing matters too.
So if you don't make your own tools, noone will. I make mine because noone will.
One solution would be adding Tiffo back to the roster. I'm just not sure how to make him understand to hold his horses, he's too hostile.





 >>/1004776/
Mine is an actual registered username for I needed something so I can moderate. I don't like it much people are referring to me with it, since I just consider it as a tool, and this way they create a persona around the name instead.

 >>/1004769/
> Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
I use two devices (mobile, computer) both in private browsing/incognito mode and those change regularly. I only have ever spammed at the start of threads posting the same repetitive messages that I have been doing for hundreds of not thousands of threads. And my garbage TikToks in burst of no more than three posts. 

My IP stays fairly consistent. It was the same pretty much the entire last thread except for the last <150 posts. Not sure why my IP keeps changing as I have resolved my virtualisation and network issues that I posted about. I will keep posting as the show will never cease.










Good morning NEETs.
I avoided napping yesterday (thank you for your help) but unfortunately I only got about 6 hours of sleep so I may still be vulnerable to naps today.
It is not over yet.




































I had a hose connector washer blow out. Water spraying everywhere. Soaked when I went to turn the tap off. Couldn't approach without a drenching. 360 degree spray.

Stinging nettles got me again.






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keep doing the dumbest things possible. I pigged out at lunch, ate too much so my energy levels dropped. Then I went and bought some chocolate and melted it, ate it, feeling even worse now. Next I'm going to lie down on my bed and watch youtube, which I know never helps, but i just feel so fucked up from too much food




neets are any of you experts on cheese? I want to buy some vintage gouda or edam, but coles and woolies rarely have it, and it's always small amounts and expensive and never on special. Where else does a man buy cheese?




Proxmox work is done for the day. DNS queries are significantly faster and are now using Alpine Linux. I can retire the Raspberry Pi and find a new use for it now. Fun experience learning.



 >>/1004835/
Stinging nettle is low in carbs and no fat, and relatively high in proteins (but not whole protein), and dietary fibers. Not sure about vitamins and minerals. It can be considered as a leafy green vegetable. And can be cooked as such.
I heard about buckwheat being superfood. And others which I can't list from the top of my head for I rarely pay any mind to this, superfood is kindofa buzzword.















































I asked ai to caption all the pictures on my phone so I could search through them easily, some of them were inside my car,. it kept saying my car is dirty and dusty: "Worn leather gear shift knob in a car's dusty interior center console with visible controls."
Very rude. Extremely rude LLM. I think I'm going to delete it.














Reminds me of a joke.
Old man goes to the doctor that his penis shrunk. The doctor examines it and says:
- Well, old man, there's nothing wrong with it, and I see you even have a tattoo that says "Amira". Who's the lucky woman?
- That's just it doctor. The tattoo isn't "Amira" but "The Best Sailor of Admiral Nagybányai Horthy Miklós"...





















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 >>/1004778/
> So off base and paranoid

Ya naw, Shiban
I'm not IGAY or any other namefag from Ausneets or involved in whatever gayass drama happens here.
I am a QRB-Anon who occasionally stops by to say Hi with Pepe memes, but for some reason it didn't attach, signs with emojis sometimes, but how T'f would I know your that paranoid to think anyone using those is always some gayass namefag from this board.
I already emailed Zestykitten about this BS abuse of Admin power trip your on.
ZK can confirm I emailed them.
I'ma stay over in the cozy QRBunker, where we don't have these lame issues.
~~
o7 Anon






A comment on Grego's latest KFC video. I think it might have been Cruisey's dad:

> back in the 70s 3 of us drove 200km to KFC broken hill and my mate Malcolm bought a barrel of chicken 21 pieces and on the way back he ate the lot bones and all he was drunk as a skunk lol

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 >>/1004934/
You are truly a king among neets, providing for your people. I would like my customary family sized block for breakfast, of whatever chocolate is on special - black forest cadbury chocolate if they have it. A large bottle of coke in lieu of coffee. Some chips. French onion dip. Oh and bring me back a surprise - a swiss roll, or a cheesecake or such. You can have a slice too.















I am back from the treat run. I just polished off the first treat, a pack of Smith's tomato sauce flavoured chips. 
They were very good. I had not had them before. It says they're a limited edition. They were on special $2 a pack, less than half price.













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Couldn't cope with depression anymore. Went and got a vanilla slice from a danish bakery. Best vanilla slice I've ever had in my life, the custard full of spices and citrus zest. Still woe'd. Kept craving red meat. Kept thinking about that philly cheesestack you neets had posted about. Knew it was a sin. Figured what the fuck, ai is gonna wipe us out in a few years anyway, may as well. It was the worst kind of goyslop, full of cheese and meat and crunchy onions. Was absolutely delicious.





















































I have not used AI yet but every time I see one of these videos I think that if it keeps improving, then at some point in the future it might actually be as good as they say it will be.

I will get it then. I will need a jailbroken one so that it is not politically correct.














































 >>/1005072/
The catch is I'm financially retarded and can go without it easily. It would be nice to have one box I can just leave plugged in that has my web app so i can access it over the web on anything, jellyfin, navidrome, a catbox moe clone and NAS storage.






















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I finished watching Diamonds are Forever (1971), the latest in my James Bond watch in sequence.
Sean Connery was back as Bond, looking old, fat and tired and sounding much more Scottish.
His performance was grim and lifeless and the movie was dark and flat. The worst of the Bond films so far.


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Ok neets, today I am embarking on an intensive course to self teach myself tibetan tantric sorcerery, with the help of a book I downloaded. Should you witness any magical...phenomena around your home or ausneets, do not be alarmed, they are simply a young wizard learning to cast his first tibetan spells.





















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Started playing vidya after I eat meals to stop myself having second helpings. Fighting one addiction with another. A big problem I have is the crazed surge of dopamine and apetite after I have a tasty meal - I want more. After 20-30 minutes the meal hits my digestive system and I start to feel full, but during that time I'm vulnerable to bingeing.
















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IGAy is blue
He got not left to do
Except post pedo shit
On a Thurday afternoo 

also guys just think he aint copy pasting this shit its actual files on his hard disk: he he downloaded cp and keeps it locally on his computer to spam us with. he deserves a decent swatting IMHO


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I have finished reading The Flying Sorcerers by David Gerrold and Larry Niven.
It was pretty good. Fresh and clever light reading. But it might have worked better as a short story rather than a full length novel.
Thank you to the NEET who recommended it to me.

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 >>/1005140/
YOU POST PEDO SHIT TO UNDERMINE THE BOARD AND FUCK WITH THE ADMINS AND VOLS. YOU ARE WORSE THAN ARSE SWEAT THAT REAKS OF SHIT ON A HOT SUMMER DAY


 Dear GOD in Heaven we thank you for  the Sunshine, the clean air we breathe, the water we drink and the magical plumbing that flushes it all away. We thank you for the  electricity and the internet that powers our memes and the goon and the chicken tendies and the cheap ciggies hallowed be thy name. 

 Please God in Heaven remove us of the vile ones, the trolls, the Pedos, the Stanners who desecrates the pan. Please remove those who cast false accusations on other NEETs for they know what exactly they are doing. Please strike down those who stalk and write false police reports. Please remove their cenno and send them to the big spiritual sin binno in sky. SO HELP US GOD 

 >>/1005091/
Over 600 meters?

 >>/1005093/
At least not Sicilian butchery. I would be careful with those.

 >>/1005096/
Never watched James Bond. Perhaps with the fellas if it was streamed on Womboflix, but I don't remember.

 >>/1005142/
What are you doing NEET? The post was deleted long time ago. Why are you even replying to that? Especially with an eyerape like that. Do you want to get banned and your post deleted?


 >>/1005098/
Are you gonna be a Bon practicioner?

 >>/1005103/
Is he a Lego pirate?

 >>/1005104/
I dont get the reference.

 >>/1005108/
Eyedrops might help temporarily but you really need a good night sleep.
If the noises are constant you have to accustomate yourself not to be bothered by them. Or move. Which might be less possible.

 >>/1005109/
Heh.

 >>/1005110/
2 hours waddle is a good exercise. Especially if there is some elevation.

 >>/1005120/
I dunno either. In waist it looks like pants, but on his thigh it's discoloration.

 >>/1005124/
At least not BTL.

 >>/1005131/
*cloaca

 >>/1005132/
Operation Epic Furry

 >>/1005134/
Nice. I'll take a walk in the forest later. Got some storm, lightnings encourage mushroom growth.

 >>/1005135/
She does.

 >>/1005141/
Is this a fantasy or a sci-fi?

 >>/1005144/
Why don't you try have a normal conversation on this board?














 >>/1005143/
> Never watched James Bond.
You're missing out. Watch them in the Wikipedia order (EON films only).
Do not watch the 1967 Casino Royale. It is a 'parody'.
Watch Never Say Never Again (1983) before Octopussy, just to remember what once was.










































 >>/1005201/
It might be a good idea. While this is an imageboard the board itself is more for chatting than dumping images.
One problem might be for those who frequently get new IP. Like me, I get a new one each day. Tho I often reply to others.
Need to think how it would work in practice.





 >>/1005204/
Could also make a VIM list for it. For you, you can put yourself on it automatically and others can post an authentication post to get on captach and image VIM lists.
Maybe a post requirement to get images and an admin add to vim list and double captcha for image posting, unless on a vim list


 >>/1005204/
If you set an option for it to be defined in Moderation section it could be any X variable. Like if it keeps happening it could be ten+ posts or it could be set to 2-3 posts if there is no spam. Increasing the difficulty based on post output would be good.


 >>/1005209/
You could do a shared a secret. Someone is added to the list. A phrase is generated that the user retrieves then stores. The person copies it into a notepad and uses it on a new IP. The token could be removed if found and using token could expire the current VIM entry. So if it found out it could be detected when they lose it.

I wouldn't mind saving a random text string to a free password vault.


 >>/1005141/
Nice, you're welcome. Also thanks for motivating me to read sci-fi again. Currently reading The Prince by Jerry Pournelle and some other guy. It's an anthology and i think i read half of one of the books and then lost it as a child. Reminds me a lot of Starship Troopers, but a bit less fun.

 >>/1005211/
Do you mean a flood suppressant? I suppose a simple script could handle some of it.

> if same text is posted with an image, suppress image posting from that user.
> measures uniqueness of the text of a post then judges based on that

Also maybe
> detect cloudflare cunt tree and geolite cunt tree
> use it for something in a script
> ???
> profit!

 >>/1005213/
Huh, that's actually genius.
> Moderator adds to VIM list(s)
> gives a text password to user
> auto paste it back in with a password manager


 >>/1005216/
> Do you mean a flood suppressant
Yes IP cannot post images/media until X posts have been made. In the midst of spamming and churning through IPs it is very difficult for him to engage and maintain conversation. So if he spams text, banned. If he just spams random text, increase it to 10 posts until a user can post media. It's increasing the cost to spamming as those posts will take at least 2 minutes to post and he can be banned. Won't stop spam but makes it more difficult. Not the most efficient but it would stop immediate floods or once off image drive from a single IP spam.






















 >>/1005239/
I was reading a thread over at blu-ray.com about road rage and a couple of them said they don't respond to some of the crazies in cars as depending what state they're in a lot of them carry guns and your more than likely to get shot at.




Speaking of nigs, now that Caramelo Anthony trial is over, the White boy's father gave an interview where he went full 1488. Choice excerpts include 'watermelon felon' and the N word every second sentence.































 >>/1005285/
Lies. The post did not contain a single “yeah” nor was an electrical bicycle in frame. 
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It was a picture of clearly a woman in her 30s wearing a totally tasteful and un revealing one piece swimsuit. I mentioned I like one piece swimsuits. Absolutely no grounds to delete the post than a moderator personally fucking with NEET.
































 >>/1005315/
> dozing off
While I do think he is a senile dotard this only proofs that all that shit is useless and boring. Trump probably knows very well nothing happens during such meetings that decides anything Bibi decides everything, everything important anyway































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 >>/1005332/
Wouldn't buy from an amateur speaker factory.

 >>/1005333/
> honesty
Surely we can trust her.

 >>/1005335/
Back in the day when IGA posted pretend Nuro posts (he used old photos by Nuro) Tiffo said one of the telltale sign is that all the images are low filesize because IGA's hovelnet is very limited and he can't afford to upload 10MB photos like Nuro did.
If IGA posts the toks, how can he afford uploading videos that 30MB in size?















































 >>/1005399/
wouldn't reduce the copper but i think cooking in general breaks down aino acids and vitamins in their natural form, but this is getting into the raw vs cooked carnivore diet argument. tbh as long as your diet is meat based you're doing better than most nowadays, cooked or not. liver is the most nutritient dense food in the world btw, oysters are second




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trying to get a friday buzz going but my youtube algorithm is ruining it. just watched a half hour compelling video on how there is no life if you don't have hair, and also as a boomer in my late 30s, i'm starting to worry that i really have messed up my life permanently. i will drink through these emotions







































Absolute disaster with McSlop
> Quarter Pounder Deluxe, Large Meal, Fanta, no ice
> 10x Garlic & Black Pepper Chicken nuggets

I wanted the Teriyaki Chicken Burger originally but they didn't have it, but it is available on UberEats menu for the store.

I had to wait 10 minutes after placing the order in the drive-thru because I think someone couldn't find the waiting bay. Then a wanker next me drove in front of me before I merged into the lane, so when we both got to the pay window, she had to find his order and then do the same when I got there. He was driving some BYD electric wank and I made a loud comment that we now have to wait even longer

I got home and nuggets were cold without the Golden sauce thing. The nuggets were different and something to try once. I would not recommend them unless you really want to try something different.



 >>/1005443/
A fat woman and her todler arrived at the nugget fridge at the same time and without saying anything she opened the door and then let her kid choose, which took forever (and shouldn't have taken place with the door open). Then when the door was shut the fat bitch turned 180 and just stood there pretending to work out what she needed next. I audibly tutted and she said in a sarcastic voice 'oh i'm sorry am I taking too looooong' and I said 'yes' and then she said 'and I have a toddler with me' and I said 'yeah a retarded one' and that triggered her. I finished the interaction with 'whatever cunt' and stalked off to the checkout with my nuggers and mondsters.




























Just came back from lunch in the park. Had one of those povo pizzas that were $3.75 at Coles today, and heated it up to melt the cheese on an electric BBQ.

While having a well-deserved neetnom, the under-10s girlie netball practice next to the picnic area started playing Regurgitator's "Polyester Girl" on the P.A. The one about sex dolls. I kek'd, but no-one heard me.














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Sounds like bullshit to me. My pasta sauce jars also have a ridged base.






































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fwiw, I got that Anytone radio I got a few days ago mounted in the car, and got it doing APRS okay.

As the other fine NEET mentioned, it's a DMR/Digital Radio, which has a fucked-up mandatory membership thing which you have to sign up for just to configure the thing, with 'codeplugs' (what 80 year-old computer-illiterate people call config files) with all the channel details needing to be uploaded into the radio as well.

But I just want a fucking analogue radio, so I used the analogue Australian repeater CSV to make a CHIRP file with all the repeaters' details, uploaded that to the Anytone with QDMR, then downloaded the whole radio's configuration into a .yaml, edited that so the Zones were just each State (VK1, VK2..) and added Scan lists for each state as well.

I can now just use it like a non-retarded radio.














 >>/1005545/
Jules only mentions having one brief job in the 15 years between dropping out of school and founding wikileaks, and whenever he talks about his housing situation he's always squatting somewhere illegally or in a crowded sharehouse. I reckon he was a neet during those 15 years, just spending all day online.

 >>/1005550/
He says he did it for the good guys:
> "I am interested in what I can do to further the cause of justice. In 1993 part of that involved helping the police to break an Internet paedophile ring. I helped them to understand what these men were passing around on the Internet and how they were doing it. I could see how these people moved around on the Net in ways the police could not, because they didn’t have the expertise. I could lead them to an understanding of who these people were. I wasn’t coerced into this, and did it less to help the police, in fact, than because I was concerned about protecting children."


He also spends months living in a national park like a proper homeless dero. Maybe I should have more respect for the next schizo I see outside of woolies, he could be a genius computer hacker choosing to live a housing free lifestyle.















Squatters have taken over the next door. they are bad home and my NEETie peace times have ended. Tomorrow I will return to the wilderness this time find somewhere actually good with water





When he was young, Julian Assange was part of a melbourne based cult known as the family https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The&#95;Family&#95;(Australian&#95;New&#95;Age&#95;group)
They made kids there bleach their hair, something which jules has been doing as an adult for some reason, even though he claims he left the cult as a child. And jules mentions in his autobiography he lived as a homeless person sherbrooke forest. He doesn't mention that this is right next to one of the properties owned by the cult founder...which he supposedly left years before. There's something fucking weird going on here.




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> Hamilton-Byrne acquired fourteen infants and young children between 1968 and 1975....Doses of the psychiatric durgs fluphenazine, diazepam, haloperidol, chlorpromazine, nitrazepam, oxazepam, trifluoperazine, carbamazepine, or imipramine were frequently administered to the children.[6][page needed] On reaching adolescence they were compelled to undergo an initiation process involving LSD; while under the influence of the durg the child would be left in a dark room, alone
This is how we will raise the next generation at the neet compound




















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you'd think youtube would be coded properly enough to switch from 1.75x down to 1x when you open a music link. like i don't think we appreciate how shit youtube is, but it was the first platform and now it's the public square we're all forced to use. also the volume slider is way too small and barely usable at low volumes, especially if you're on a trackpad. getting angry just typing this








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> Janissaries began as an elite corps made up through the devşirme system of child levy enslavement,[8][9][10] by which Christian boys, chiefly from the Balkans, were taken, levied, subjected to forced circumcision and forced conversion to Islam,[8][9][10] and incorporated into the Ottoman army.[8][9][10] They became famed for internal cohesion cemented by strict discipline and order. Unlike typical slaves, they were paid regular salaries. Forbidden to marry before the age of 40 or engage in trade, their complete loyalty to the Ottoman sultan was expected.[11]



Another unlocked window.
> Russian MP warns Putin: We’re on the brink of social collapse
>  >Communist Party deputy berates Kremlin’s ‘ineffective leadership’ and demands plan to end Ukraine conflict 
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/06/13/russian-mp-warns-putin-were-on-the-brink-of-social-collapse/



reminder that there is no such thing as nostalgia and what you perceive as such is actually just a normal yearning for a better time after you've lived through decline. if we were an ascending civilisation, nobody would care about "le 90s" we would all just be excited for what's next


















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> An animal charity has taken in dozens of guinea pigs after an accidental population boom in a woman's home left her with more than 200 of the rodents.





















 >>/1005654/
when i was about 10 my mum crashed out in the car and abandoned me by the side of the road. i was distraught by this so i went to the nearest house and told them what happened, thinking she'd never return and that i was now an orphan.





 >>/1005662/
she came back to get me and i think she realised pretty quickly the magnitude of her mistake. the boomers whose house it was were very kind to me but naturally they phoned the police and mummy had to deal with social services for a while going forward. she just manipulated them by playing the victim, the age old white woman tactic.

 >>/1005666/
I wish someone had got social services involved with my situation.
But my parents would have just coached me in what to tell them and I would have gone along with it.
It is only years later when it is too late that you realise how messed up things really were and you would have been better off out of there.


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 >>/1005671/
i have other stories too lad, my stepdad came into the bathroom and whipped me with a towel while i was naked and showering once because i swore at my mum, never told anyone and don't intend to. he is very nice to me now and probably hopes i've forgotten about it. my mum used to beat me pretty badly too. looking back i think i reminded her of my dad who left her and she took it out on me. anyway heavy post and this board is not my therapist but i'm on the tins and it's on my mind

It would be good to add a feature similar to fail2ban where if there is a ban the time for the number of posts before a poster makes a new image poster is doubled automatically. It could have a cool down periods when it decreases in half every 10 minutes or X minutes to scale it dynamically down when there are no bans but it automatically scales the effort required to spam. 

It would require more work to implement those features though, but you could do something in the database to check the current tally so it's ACID compliant. So, you have worker script checking the ban status and a script reading for the tally from a database table to apply the actions accordingly the board settings.



 >>/1005654/
Once at the Elizabeth Downs fish and chip shop (run by gooks), the daughter made me take a chico roll and some chips instead of what I ordered because her dad was out the back beating the shit out of mum. I don't even like chico rolls.













 >>/1005683/
Yes it uses IP but it requires someone to do the ban. It works like
> 1st IP before ban, 4 posts before posting media
< poster is banned, script updates it to 8 posts. 8 posts are required from a new IP before posting media
> 2nd IP before ban, 8 posts required before posting media
> poster is banned, script updates it to 16 posts. 16 posts are required from a new IP before posting media
< No recent bans found in 15 minutes or X minutes, decreasing posts required to 4 posts

You could also make it pick a random X number of posts each day X >= Y <= X so it cannot be assumed to be four posts required. Similarly, the script working in the background could detect the number of error post events for the board (i.e., cannot post, you are banned). As I can imagine he is cycling through IPs to find one not banned, the same approach described above could increase the number of posts required before posting a media. So, you are increasing the effort to spam media when banned and when trying to find an IP not banned.

It does require staff members to ban quickly or have the script work on those logs that he is cycling through proxies to find one that is not banned. You could add a logic that it ignores proxies from Australia and tune the scaling so if he's gone manic cycling through IPs but stops, the new posts required before posting media posts drops using some log2 order. Every 5 minutes, decrease the time in half, but I would make that number operate on some level of randomness so he cannot time the attack that he only has to stop for X minutes. Also, if he's trying to find new IPs when the timer is going down, it then also increase the number of posts required before posting media like autoscaling the effort depending on current spam demand.

None of it stops drive by spam posts. The aim is to increase the effort and to make it more difficult. The spammer is in control of their behaviour and if the spammer wants to spend all day trying to game the system, I think that's hilarious.



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 >>/1005690/
boys being abused by women, usually their mothers is rampant i think. you hear old stories about how dads used to be wife beaters and it makes you wonder whether getting rid of wife beaters just let psycho women go ham on their sons. messed up theory and i don't like violence but looking back at mummy in the 80s and 90s, she was well overdue for a caning from dad for what she did to me



 >>/1005692/
I don't know if I understood this correctly but got a good idea out of it, maybe it's what you meant.

 >>/1005692/
> if the spammer wants to spend all day trying to game the system, I think that's hilarious.
Me too kek. I enjoy the challenge of coming up with solutions for this as they may have never been solved before and may be transferrable for future projects.

> banning someone increases post requirement for new IP posters
> this post requirement can go back down with admin intervention or automatically after time limit has been reached

I could vibe code something like this in 20 minutes but the hurdle is getting onto Shiban / Odilli to implement it on their end.
I think it would be better to queue a bunch of changes to give them all at once so we don't have to wait around for another time.

I want a few changes to mod panel.
Clicking delete takes you back to index when it should stay on thread.
Should be able to select all posts by this IP hash to make ban / delete faster.
New posts don't have IP hash data on them, I have to refresh the entire page to get the data again, which can be slow.

I want updated VIM captcha list that also adds to VIM image posting.

Then NEETs can post an anonymous authentication image so we know they're one of the good mannered NEETs without knowing which NEET they are.
Hopefully Shiban can see this as useful to the other boards and will approve.





My Dell Workstation still hasn't been sent. Maybe I can open it for the NEETs to access my files later when it arrives but some of the NEETs are hackers so it's scary.
Potentially could put a moofies on it or radio.


































































My router turned when my shitty air fryer tripped the fuse and now i cnt post pictutes necause of the new and justified security measures..... Everyfucking body just take a moment to thank IGAy and his hard core pedo mental illness.... clap fucking clap....










 >>/1005777/
This place is legit turning into the Dystopian UK hell hole we are seeing on the news
> migrant tries to decapitate uk citizen
> social media spreading news of the attack is the problem 

< IGA has been posting pedo shit on the site for years to get us all 404
< Talking about about that human piece of dogshit is the problem 

Shibstarmer ? 






 >>/1005717/
> Australia
> no blonde sluts
< and I mean females

 >>/1005719/
No real blackfella in the lineup.
The rest of the names sounds like randomly picked words, execpt O'Neill.

 >>/1005735/
What the fuck, Turks just let 'em pass throught the field.
Goalie -> back -> midfielder -> winger -> goal.
Such level of incompetence.

 >>/1005742/
Bouncy long shot. Not nice looking but all right.

 >>/1005770/
What Mean Girls?

 >>/1005774/
Try actually replying to post and NEETs. Read the thread and chat.

 >>/1005780/
First Blood
Rambo: First Blood Part II
Rambo III
Rambo
Rambo Last Blood
John Rambo (does this even count?)



















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We should watch heathers instead, quality kino rather than mean girls femslop. Nearly identical characters and setting but instead of the girls fighting then making up as they do in mean girls, Slater goes around murdering all the popular kids and making their deaths look like suicides.












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