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I went to the secret underground nameneet nude wrestling tournament once

 >>/1006897/
How?

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*enters thread*
please watch the attached gif while listening to this https://youtube.com/watch?v=i-kymymy-3g to enjoy my post to its full effect

oh ffs it posted the wrong embed. was meant to be this https://youtube.com/watch?v=i-kymymy-3g

Still need that sixth fact.

Fact number six (6) was going to be:
> 6. He wants everybody to know the new thread is here:  >>/1006896/
Somebody ruined that.

 >>/1006913/
The last post in a thread needs to link to the new one. No exceptions.

It couldn't be risked.

I'm sorry.

 >>/1006914/
Did you hover over the link? No you didn't.

I ruined it.

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7. Possum has worms.

embed function is not working properly if anyone cares

 >>/1006920/
none of us are working properly either

 >>/1006919/
then so has everyone else who has had intimate contact with his intimate parts

 >>/1006919/
Good worms?

 >>/1006923/
Yes. Wholesome ones. Not vile ones.

I made brownies with macadamias in them. I baked them a tad too long and they came out a little dry. Icecream will fix this.

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nice day outside, not gonna waste it sitting inside all day staring at my screen

I got my finger stuck in me bum

 >>/1006927/
That's not my finger stuck in there.

 >>/1006927/
Very careless of you.

 >>/1006929/
I got a big boxing match this afternoon and I won't win if I got me finger stuck in me bum.

 >>/1006925/
Ice cream may work. If not you can soak them in fresh cream or even milk (full fat).

 >>/1006926/
Up and atom NEET.

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 >>/1006932/
Beat em and eat em

 >>/1006925/
Crush them up and use them as a base for a cheesecake.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O0Lr5Ch61T8 eggy stream lads

Yay, disabled hot corners, has been driving me mad.

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who this be? i am guessing a pron hooah but dunno

 >>/1006937/
> disabled hot corners
Cruisey signed them up.

Doing a poo.
In the toilet.

 >>/1006938/
there are no bra straps 😳

 >>/1006940/
That is the appropiate place to do it.

 >>/1006941/
yeah lol

Big logs.
Cruisey.

 >>/1006944/
that's his rap name

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always liked this picture. i believe it is orthodox syrians back in the assad days

 >>/1006945/
kek

 >>/1006948/
Cruisey I wanna pat

might compile a list of anal rape scenes in mainstream holywood movies

 >>/1006951/
can you tally the ones where the recipient orgasms please

 >>/1006951/
disgusting what they did to joker

 >>/1006953/
that was punishment for everybody taking the wrong meaning from the first film

I'm kinda a big deal.

 >>/1006910/
What the hell.

 >>/1006902/
Long gif.

 >>/1006903/
We all make mistakes.

 >>/1006912/
I have three reasons why I have not became policeman:
1. It would be a thankless job to fine myself all the time for prohibited parking.
2. I'm way too weak in math.

 >>/1006919/
Worms Apocalypse?

 >>/1006957/
> I have three reasons why I have not became policeman:
There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those who understand binary.
Those who don't.
And those who didn't expect this to be a base 3 joke.

 >>/1006958/
kek

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 >>/1006957/
i wanted to make the board laugh by watching gif attached and listening to "bad to the bone" by zz top at the same time. i think the board would've enjoyed this

Movie in 2 hours fellas!

 >>/1006960/
You should join Nurgo's discord boomer.

What's the required number of posts?
More than this.

 >>/1006879/
Heard the sames about Italy.

Added some american hobo. He talks about fishes having sex and worms.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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Is this real? I hope it is real.

ii think it's fake because how would you get 2kg of protein in 1.5kg of liquid

 >>/1006966/
Imagine that exploding out of you.

 >>/1006968/
I might suggest it to the fine folks at Dare

 >>/1006969/
Get 'em to confirm that the labels do represent different products.

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 >>/1006967/
pop a few possums in a blender, they're basically 100% protein, the pink little nose is full of vitamins

 >>/1006968/
Imagine the splatter.

Finding that white rice helps me sleep, would suggest it to other neets with sleep problems

 >>/1006971/
This NEET makes the vilest posts.

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45 mins till movie!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/1006950/
USians can take a banter. Probably for they'd get a heart attack from the slightest exertion.

 >>/1006974/
Why thank you.

Watching Geowizard now btw.

Well, streaming at least.

27 mins till movie!

10 mins! Do your pee or poo and whatnot!
Then join us!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Could not resist the three hour afternoon nap.

 >>/1006983/
Will be good to stay up during the night.

 >>/1006983/
I had one at 4pm, think it was only 20 min, but very restorative.

Also just in time for the movie.
5 mins!

 >>/1006986/
What are we waTCHING?

HP is on soon.

 >>/1006987/
Harry Potter Attempt at Exit 8

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Exit 8 (2026), a japanese liminal space horror movie now on neets: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/1006987/
It's in the previous thread.
Doesn't matter you won't watch it anyway.

 >>/1006990/
I don't think its a laminated space movie.

Coles and Woolies don't make store brand sars???!?!?

liminal space woolies

moofie seemed a bit good but only saw a few minutes of it

server arrived and back home from my cult journey. i'll do a server setup log if it pleases the NEETs

Was thinking the other day that I should look more into mystery and psychological horror/thriller genre for I enjoy them.

 >>/1006994/
Torrent it.

 >>/1006995/
Yes please. Thank you.

 >>/1006996/
I don't like the jump scare ones but that one was put together well with the appropriate elements of scare. Thanks.

Good movie. Tiny budget, cast, and set. Made for $1.5 million, based on a computer game, and yet does well. A real underdog.

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Good night.

 >>/1006995/
> cult journey
Tell us about it please NEET.

 >>/1007000/
Good night Pidge. xx
Of all the sicko pigeon ladies you have introduced us to, this one with the claw nails may be the sickest of them all.

 >>/1006998/
Jump scare is a cheap way to do it, I don't like it either.

 >>/1007000/
Night fella.
She has witchy claws.

 >>/1006995/
Hope you got us some treats.

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 >>/1006995/
> my cult 
I hoped you joined the same cult that julian assange was in, the same one that kidnapped children and durgged them and dyed all their hair bleach blonde. I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with you if it's some other cult.

 >>/1007001/
Sure. If I tell you the secrets it will ruin it for men who want to do it themselves so I will avoid that for now.
I knew what was coming and I had so much fear. I knew that I would have to face my greatest fear in there. My time came and against all my fear holding me back I went in and faced it all at once.
I had to fight so hard against it. I wiped my self out emotionally and physically. The next day I was a zombie but tried to remain in the sessions but had back aches and deleted mind.
On the way home I started recovering and felt everything that I didn't feel in the present moments. I was overwhelmed with love and compassion for myself, and all of humanity.
I finally recovered my sense of feeling.
I cried tears of joy and grief.
All was immediately met with true understanding
My whole life was suddenly all worth it at once.
It became clear the future is what I choose it to be.
Finally free of the prison.

 >>/1007004/
Metaphorical treats, yes. Also expect more jokes to come.

 >>/1007006/
> Finally free of the prison.
I am happy for you NEET. You'd been in there a long time.

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 >>/1007005/
> I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with you if it's some other cult.
I will never be embarrassed again in my life NEET.

 >>/1007007/
Yes, thankyou NEET. I have been seen.

Red rash outbreak on face. Origins unknown.

It's 2.7 degrees atm. I'm freezing my neeticles off. I'm inside a sleeping bag while sitting at the desk.

 >>/1007010/
Inside?

 >>/1007011/
Yup. I'm about 1200 metres ASL.
There's no fireplace here, and I can't afford to electric heater with the aspiebux.

 >>/1007012/
Could be warmer outside. Open a window.

 >>/1007009/
We all know where the red rash comes from.

 >>/1007010/
Think warm thoughts.

 >>/1007010/
Stay strong NEET. Do you have a good beanie on?

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I think this is more of that Shrek cartoon. Origins unknown.

 >>/1007016/
That''s a good idea. Mine even has a light on it.

 >>/1007018/
But now I have to wee and get out of my sleeping bag.

 >>/1007018/
A good beanie and some fingerless gloves make all the difference.

 >>/1007019/
Sounds like a plan.

 >>/1007017/
I knew the name of this comic at one point.

 >>/1007017/
looks good

I'm eating nuggies in bed

I feel warmer after doing a wee, but my pants are dry. weird.

 >>/1007024/
Dipping sauce status?

 >>/1007026/
I was doing kewpie now onto Rosella tomato sauce

I think I should try making Nuggie Sushi rolls sometime.

 >>/1007027/
> Rosella tomato sauce
Patrician choice.

Why does Trump

Why doesn't trump?

Life is full of mysteries.

 >>/1007032/
Shiban will you honour us and be our gypsy man?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t7CCj2hGMNE

 >>/1007033/
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=49XbDgHlbqA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=49XbDgHlbqA

doomclicking

it's that time again, time to go to bed, but not really tired enough

 >>/1007036/
Good night NEET. I might stay up awhile

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I have finished watching The Spy Who Loved Me (1977).
It was a good one. The underwater car, the Union flag parachute. Jaws. Another attractive bird. Good theme song. Nobody does it better.
A good blend of the playful and serious. Good performance from Moore.
Moonraker next.

> During filming for The Spy Who Loved Me, Moore suffered burns on his buttocks during a chair explosion stunt.

 >>/1007038/
How many movies they made?

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 >>/1007040/
There are 27 so far.

I owe reading Ian Fleming's Bond novels for putting me onto the Nero Wolfe detective novels. M mentions them to Bond once and Bond says he likes them. So that made me start reading them.

 >>/1007041/
Hesus.

 >>/1007042/
I thought Nero Wolfe was an executive meme. Reading this makes me think they're actually good.

 >>/1007044/
They are incredible.

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I have the heater on. Trying to beat back the chill.

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 >>/1007047/
You could try building a beercollector.