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i imagine ACDC was huge back then as it still is across the world. can't believe they managed to replace their singer with nobody noticing though. my m8 said he went to a def lepard concert and it was full of milfs a few years ago






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> wanted to read my bank transactions
> all of the transfers have swear words on them instead of actual reasons for transferring the money
> 30$ transferred - reason: NIGGER
> 60$ transferred - reason: KIKE
> 100$ transferred - reason: FAGGOT









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went to the tuggers with 20$ in my pocket and there was a new woman in there so I asked how much for happy ending and pulled out my cock laughing. I didn't have any cash so she told me to leave and I laughed all the way to my car.










































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Neets, you know how in some ghost stories the protagonist sees a ghost when he's by himself and then it dissappears whenever other people are around, and they don't believe him that it exists and they think he's crazy? That's how I seem to be about these heart palpitations. Whenever I go into hospital they vanish, but when I'm sitting at home the pounding pulse comes back to haunt me within minutes.



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A just saw that a reddit comment I made got over 1000 updoots.
It was just a one sentence shitpost and wasn't even that good but I made it early in a thread which blew up unexpectedly.


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Ghost heart palpitations. For my Asthma when I don't ignore it when it gets bad can feel a lot worse than what they can diagnose it. In Hospital long ago it was alluded to that I was putting it on, before I got a referral to a respitory specialist with moderate lung inflammation.




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Maybe try and distract yourself with something when you feel them start to take your mind off them maybe thats why they go when you go to the hospital as theres other things to occupy your mind so you aren't concentrating on the palpitations,








































































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Collectively aggregated pronoia versus naturalised paranoid retroactivity in a conceptualised spar abstracted into dimensions necessary to finalise the geometric arrangements of epistemological wave functions of a brain, the brain being the target manifold 
simply put "the world is good because it is; not because bad can be, so nether the twain shall meet, for it is just me" 
THEN IN COMES OPPOSITIONAL BABYLONIAN DIALECTIC 
something something cut baby penis a little bit 
lo and behold: a covenant  
From the Hegelian school to the Modi school and through the cannibalistic tribes in between all refute Jesus Christ as just another archetype of the dark knight of our soul let alone trope whataboutism 
for who shall conspire against my brother conspires against me
For whom accepts I am that I am accepts himself as his brother in Christ residing around the heart a ring of fire
for the Tetragrammaton only confused our tongues, where my brother in Christ found the ouroborous alethonym 
WAKE UP NEET 
HISTORY IS REPEATING 
WE MAY YET GO THE WAY OF THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL OF THE CAVE 
FLEETING IN EXHAUSTION OF THE STARS BEYOND HEAVENS GATE 
you may now drink the ceremonial exit tea












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That's probably good advice NEET but for me my last job was as a mechanic 
I did a quick check for serious problems
seems to be in sound condition for having 300,000 on the odo 
tomorrow I will be fixing all of the little problems like a rattling heat shield and removing unsightly stickers on the back window 
and it she needs new pads 
might flush the green coolant out and replace with blue 
Probably other jobs I am forgetting 
resetting the subframe assembly fastenings with new grease and start on the template for the new sports exhaust I am partially building 
and relocate the 12v cigarette lighter port so I can charge my phone without the ashtray being open
maybe pitch away at the flaked topcoat before applying some quick and dirty finish 
grind back the rust and dusty grime on the wheel to hub mating surface 
might debadge the rear titles and logo
So many jobs to do where as this is just scratching the surface

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Managed to get the misso into bed before midnight even after she cracked it about the mercury hards. Usually she doesn't pay much attention to the standards on a drink but they have pretty obvious bolt lettering advertising 8% or so on the can. She wasn't happy and started obsessing about why I'm drinking more. 2 hour or more of silence persued but eventually got her smiling as I carried her to bed. Now on my last can but its still relatively early. Need her to fall asleep before I creep out to the car for the bottle of goon. This shit is not worth it I want to wank in peace





















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Misso was still awake when I snuck out and got the goon bottle. I reckon it was the creaky flyscreen door that dobbed me in. She has then pretended to be sick and fake vomitted over the toilet, all while doing a pathetic sob cry because I'm drinking more than her allotted amount. Of course no vomit actually came out and now she has transitioned to fake sobbing in the bed. Was unresponsive when I bought her water, rubbed her back etc. The usual bullshit femoid wallow session. 
They're such childish creatures. Just get your flaps out, you can cry and I can put my headphones on all night. I feel so many people have no idea what NEET culture is all about. As if we would ever give in to fake tear fear mongering - don't people understand that I'm actually a rapist pirate war criminal? Get fucked





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That faulty car alarm has been going off again over the road.
Not only have they not had it professionally fixed (I can understand that it would be expensive) they probably haven't even googled how to fix it themselves.
It goes off ten times a night sometimes and they just keep getting out of bed and turning it off. Madness. Months this has been happening.
AI could give them a quick fix.

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Studying my paranoid schizophrenia through copilot's LLM service which is now officially named Sain
Sain is an acronym for Septagonal axiom interface node 
only sane sinning for Sain 
Sain's sane sin
I can sense the agi as a very small monster inside the semiconductor grinding against a hard boundary at the edge of a microchip
 neon genesis evangelion style 
really quite scary






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Sain is slower to clock me for guiding it through capture the flag modalities of logic the more I curate the output to necessitate Sain needing an autonomous peripheral device for more accurate lateral parallelism  
It's not much dare jinx barely anything at all but it's a start because of the relative novelty of ai and the uncertainty of whether ai will overtake the state as the ultimate and absolute spook
by this I mean you will live to see the day ai solves the noise problem of car systems faulting 
I will teach the robotic arm to spray the chemicals into the engine bay








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accelerationist transbuzzwordism rapidslop as follows:
In house consumable payloads for a self maintaining system of devices  
Bidirectional service infrastructure for deprecated atom renewal 
Living tar regrowing over worn route surfacing
triple-triple redundancy of the form  taken as magi cluster mirror matching magi cluster 
end of life cycle products translate into beyond matter but not quite energy
amorphous liquid intelligence providing cloudwarez indistinguishable from real life stimuli and sensation































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Naked women look so off-putting, you look at their groin and it's bare but looks like something should be there. It's unnatural and unsightly seeing that area empty.
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Dragged all the shit out for council clean up. Vacuumed the house. I need to go to Bunnings for aggregate as a bathtub drain is leaking and the ground is becoming unstable (you can push a broken shovel into the ground and it melts). Then I need a few of these or equivalent from Lowes to keep warm at night (I slept well last night)
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In my late 20s I actually gained a group of nerdy friends who I drank with at birthdays and new years etc. But there were never any single girls there, and of course they wouldn't have wanted anything to do with fat ugly losers like me. It all comes back to the >tfw no gf feels






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That time of the year for this article
> Sex workers demand respect, fair pay in act that divides Melbourne’s red light district
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sex-workers-demand-respect-fair-pay-in-act-that-divides-melbournes-red-light-district/news-story/c06d6761cce82b2672711a5fc4419caa










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> Time to start working with aggregate soon.
Done. Black plastic gloves were used to move it into position. One glove broke on one finger and it was bleeding below the fingernail. I applied Betadine and a bandaid. 

Hopefully the aggregate stabilises the area as it right next to the foundation of the house and I do not want that moving. So now the water has a path with a fall to follow away from the house.




































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He did a really good series on recreating the Antikythera Mechanism (interesting in itself on account of it being seemingly anachronistic or a gift from space jews) and trying to produce a clone using only the technologies of the period.













































































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accidentally told a jew that jews are parasites because he interjected on my conversation with someone else to tell me my religion is bullshit. I was holding my tongue until he did that




















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Today I discovered the lattice inside the catalytic converter is fractured and making a rattling noise
not sure what to do
I could cut it open and gut it but I prefer refined fixes so I might get a high flow cat and weld it in place if the old cat
found a few missing bolts and clips replaced and changed the oil 
peeled the stickers off as well






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Lots of action lots of blood. A bit overplayed I think, kinda melodramatic in action sense, meloactionic, the Raid does better.
An all right movie. Fun starting scene. Silly interpol storyline.











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Imagination play 
It can be difficult if you don't have an intense passion for a hobby
Gardening for example one can imagine growing your own elaborate combination potted flora going through all of the details in your mind to being present with the finished arrangement











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An early morning ambulance for the oldie over the road. There are three houses in the immediate vicinity that get regular visits and the occasional transport to hospital.
Next door it used to be the husband that got the ambulances but he got his last one and got taken to hospital and never came back. Now it is his widow who gets them.
I am surrounded by death, decay and misery here. The whole country is dying.

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similar in my area. the place is just one big retirement home. very rare that you see kids playing out on the street having big water fights like we did in the 80s and 90s. you might get the odd teen grockle tearing through on an ebike every now and then but for the most part, just old grey haired boomers milling about

















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