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In stories Steve Wallis told in his videos there were to recurring characters: Beautiful Wife and Crazy Neighbour. Later Crazy Neighbour started to appear in his videos in various projects, like float or camper building and whatnot. Turned out Crazy Neighbour was called Glenn irl.
But Beautiful Wife died, heart failure in her sleep (probably result of vaxxmaxing, they are Canadians). And some months later Crazy Neighbour too. Not sure the reason, "brief illness".























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My name is Ducksworth James Evans. I live in Birkdale, Australia. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
McCurley, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Alderton, you broke my heart but you're always there. Rent free in my head. Ari, you're my big man. There are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next little while. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.














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About 20 police cars swarmed the bad home, some mong criminal was running around with a gun he'd stolen from some other mong criminal. Mef related.

Bad home denizens walked out one by one to watch police trap yet another mong in a tree and spend hours trying to arrest him.






















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Plugged in the PC that had ram in it. It boots. Ryzen 5 - 6 core. 32gbs of DDR4. Nvidia 1030.  480gb nvme.
KEK
This has got to be worth 600$ at least. 
Plus all the os and files are on it so I can be a cunt and steal their credit card details if I wanted to

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Showers are a psyop. Your skin makes a protective coating. Body odor isn’t real. If you spray vitamin mix on your skin every day there is no reason to shower. Showering doesn’t remove bacteria, it resets your protective coating so the jews can sell you more poison in the form of soap and shampoo and deoderant








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needed to do the washing for days, weather forecast for today said it was gonna rain, so I delayed another day, wearing smelly dirty clothes that are giving me rashes. It's been sunny all day. FFS.










































































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> friend asks me to download video off instagram, tell him I don't have an account and the video is on a private profile so I can't
> friend keeps sending me links to download video off a instagram private profile





























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> When Game of Thrones was still on the air, the show was rightfully criticized for its gratuitous depiction of rape. According to one fan who crunched the number, by the series's fifth season, it had depicted or recounted 50 acts of rape or attempted rape. On average, there wasn't a single episode of the show that was free of sexual assault.
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Is there a reason why some executives get super saggy arms? There was an obese woman working at the checkout at woolies today, in her 50s maybe, her arms seemed to have bags hanging half a foot underneath them. I have fat arms but they're roughly distributed around the arm.


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AI sloppa says
> Very saggy upper arms are usually caused by a combination of fat, age-related loss of skin elasticity, genetics, reduced muscle volume, and previous weight gain or loss that stretched the skin; some people store fat more heavily underneath the upper arm, while others have firmer skin or more evenly distributed fat, and appearance alone cannot diagnose uncommon conditions such as lipoedema or lymphoedema.
I think she could be a skellie in disguise.






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She was a bit strange, the skin around her eyelids was saggy too, but she didn't look super old, just middle aged. Maybe some medical condition. She was quite nice, and the only person I spoke to in person for the past...er...2 weeks I think
















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I don't know. I think I only met one Dutch person in my whole life, despite I met lotsa foreigners from all over. I only ever really interacted with them on imageboards. I don't really have anything against them, one is particularly pleasant chap.
There seem to be this perception that they are rude, but I think it's coming from the Anglos, particularly from the Small Islanders where they have the custom of casually lying in each others' faces with fake niceness and can't handle honest directness. And since the internet's language is English, this opinion seems widespread that even I heard about it.
They have a hilarious language that is some mix of English and German.



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I had a dutch boss for years. I hated the bastard, but he was one of the most capable people I've ever met. The dutch seemed to be destined in the 17th century to take over the world, before the english somehow stole it from them.
















































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30 year old toilets, newer pans are smaller and these ones are fine except for the cisterns that were well and truly stuffed plus cheaper not to replace the pans.
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No, I use it as a store room and I have my home theatre room subwoofer amps in there as they have fans so are too noisy to have in the room with you.
















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Masses of dust on top of the shower. Also on top of the doors and door jambs, because I never think to wipe down there. And the area near the shower head at the top of the tiles has mold and has worn away from decades of water spray
























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Bought some foccacia from a fancy bakery. Asked the woman there to slice it for me. She refused, claimed foccicia would be ruined by slicing. I'm sure if I wasn't a face blind autist I would have seen the expression for disgust on her face.
























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apparently they are supposed to be bone ridges
in the original series with low-def tv and no budget, they just did blackface
as cinematics and budgets increased they started adding ridges
there's also a story line(s) where they lost the ridges due to a virus and also race-mixing




















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Got a cardiac holter monitor attached to my chest tonight so that when the heart palpitations and anxiety come I'll be able to have them recorded. But so far they aren't happening. I literally experience them every other night.
































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None of the shitskin poojeets in my building put the bins out. I've done it like every week for 8 weeks now. I skipped one week to see what they'd do and they didn't do it. Even now, 2 weeks later, they don't budge. If I wasn't here the bins would just overflow forever. They also put hard rubbish out and don't book it in. I had to use one of my hard rubbish pickups just to get rid of someone elses shit because it was ending up all over the road. They even put retarded shit out for hard pickup that could just go in the bin. Coat hangers and kitchen utensils and stupid stuff. God I fucking hate Indians so much its fucking unreal. Disgusting mutants just totally dead behind the eyes. Why are they even here















































































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A lot of unions outside of some related to physical work have had their influence reduced or traded away their rights for better conditions/pay. Some unions have struck grandfathered agreements for older staff that have significantly better than what is on offer today. Some unions are still strong and do a good job for workers. 

The strength of being in a union requires everyone to hold out and not take the next best agreement on the table. There are not as many people with this fortitude these days. Slightly more pay, let's accept this offer ASAP!




















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Throat nose and eyes are dry and irritated today. Worried fumes from the grout pen may have irritated them. I was only using it for 10 seconds and tried not to breathe anything in, but it's still a worrying coincidence.





































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Cruisey I keep triggering this warning on ChatGPT
https://help.openai.com/en/articles/20001326-additional-safety-checks-for-biological-and-cybersecurity-requests-in-chatgpt-codex-and-the-api


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Made dried meat some years ago over open fire. First batch just salt, second batch salt and garlic, third batch salt, garlic and worster sauce. All was awesome and crispy.
Bought jerky on one occasion it was soft, saggy, and disgusting.
















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Went to the urgent care place. Staff there were all white, and very nice, not like the fake pajeet doctors I expected to see. Doctor suspects I have a viral infection, they took a pcr nasal swab. First time I've ever had a pcr swab, last time I had a viral infection was 10+ years ago.






















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Runelite basically does everything you would want and it's just a web browser with extensions or whatever but I don't play runescape any more so I don't care.
If someone came up with a good game idea for ausneets i'd totally vibecode it










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> Australia was the richest country on earth, per capita, for decades. After the 1850s gold rush, up until the 1890s depression, Australia had the highest per capita income in the world. In 1850, probably only the United Kingdom and the Netherlands sat above Australia, by about 20 per cent, with the United States 9 per cent below. After the gold rushes Australia passed both, and from 1860 to 1890 the gap over the United States ran at 25 or 30 per cent.











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I feel like there is no amount of compensation available for being scammed out of a life without a spouse to start a family with 
leaves one to one's own devices 
seems drastically unwise to me



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Went in for heartburn medicine, doctor jeet asked how much i drank and said a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka, and then what i ate which was a hungry caterpillar list of a side of beef, stroganoff, borscht, blinis, three salad, brandy. 

When doctor jeet realised this was likely a single meal, he cracked the shits and stormed out into the car park.




















































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> Watching Fauci testify before the senate.

> The pair frequently sparred over the handling of the pandemic, including when Trump suggested unproven treatments. 
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdx85vkk0gko

I remember those bleach injection recommendations too


































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I got half a cow. Butchered and packaged. So far they have only taken the $150 deposit. They are meant to then after slaughter and gutting, weigh the carcass, and its $22 per kg iirc at that time. Then it loses about 30% in drying and some more with shit trim and rubbish. Good trim is minced. I got all the bones too. Might try to make gravy with the ribs. But yeah, cheers speckled valley beef for the  about $3 per kg side of beef. 
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> In George R.R. Martin's book series, Jon Snow initially estimates Samwell Tarly to weigh 20 stone, which equals approximately 280 pounds (127 kg)
I may need to join the night's watch. Black is so slimming.



























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Looking for suckers to shout them durries.
Fuck charity. Now he wont leave. Its the pidgeons again. 
If they cant show apreciation for your company without gaining something, it isnt real. 
Cunt gets at least 600 a week, and doesnt have to pay rent. Where's all the money?

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There was a good blog around the mid 00s. Dude published a hospital admittance form of a beggar. It noted all the consumption of cigs, alcohol, coffee, food and whatnot of that day. Extrapolating that number resulted in a good monthly wage. And this is only what he spent on this crap. These guys here are placed out by beggar-mafia, who collect their earnings.


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Or pay others. At the compound, we will all get bi weekly (2x week) filipino housemaids and bi weekly (fortnight) gardening and guttering services. M a intenance sucks. Also need daily feed shop and cooking suoport. 
Doing it yourself is not worth the time. Need it all done for me.



























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> An African former public servant has been arrested in Darwin for allegedly using her government position to defraud the NDIS out of $18 million.
You'd think you’d stop at around 3 mil and then take it easy and try to fly under the radar - 18 million is just sheer hubris and low impulse control..





























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So many boomers on the road today they caused a dementia jam. Nobody knew who had right of way, where you could or couldn't park, who was in which lane, thankfully they were all driving at walking pace so pedestrians could dodge them


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i fear my executive private parts are so buried under fat folds they can no longer be kept clean my ordinary soaps - can my fellow fatties recommend any extra strength cleaning tricks they use?








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I need to reinforce a set of brick/concrete stairs that are slowly falling down/sagging. Although they are not designed for this purpose, they will be supported by timber. But I may require more materials so it isn't a leaning tower. Anyway the steps are going to collapse one day and I would rather have them fall onto something to minimize injury than have someone die.

Today's job was to acquire them in the car that got low to the ground and stash them under the house, then next week move them closer into position and potentially acquire the rest of the materials for the following week.















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> soap and water will dribble down on them
It mostly does the job, but when I am getting sweaty and if I do not change clothes immediately and shower, I can get pimples. I have noticed less of them on my legs since I have started it.

It is most effective for the middle of my back where I cannot reach as well when a face washer. Be careful as it can be abrasive .










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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/three-dead-five-injured-after-gunman-opens-fire-outside-idaho-innout-restaurant/news-story/7c3520dd674b37182e833ab1d05c6182
> what do you mean you forgot the nuggers


















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Why politician IQ doesn't matter?
They don't create policy, they don't come up solutions to issues society faces. They just implement policies that are handed to them into laws if they are representatives, if they get into govt. they execute the laws. This can be done by trained monkeys with the same effort.


















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Good evening, chat.

Hope we've all remembered to shower (optional), hydrate (debatable), and consume at least one meal that wasn't exclusively energy drinks and instant noodles.

Tonight's stream schedule:

- Refresh board every 12 seconds.
- Lurk for 3 hours.
- Read a 47-post argument that could've been one reply.
- Type "many such cases" and disappear.

As always, remember: you're not posting into the void, you're posting for chat.

Have a comfy evening, chat.
























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> South Australia will establish an Indigenous Voice to Parliament over coming months, Acting Premier Kyam Maher has said, cementing the state as the second-most advanced jurisdiction on the Uluru Statement's unfinished agenda.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/sa-presses-ahead-with-landmark-truth-commission/0brrv6evg



















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wagon report: sleep is much better and comes more quickly, only about 15 minutes of spooky ghost youtube required. i do feel the itch returning thoughever, i am bored and Dan's is always there...






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