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She didn't rock up until 10:05 AM in the morning. I was harrumphing and shifting from one leg to another. $40 for the pair of jeans and my BMX pants, which have elastic cuffs, which is reasonable given the work involved relocating them.














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need to buy something for lunch - what sort of place is least likely to give me food poisoning? a chink run fish and chips place? an aussie owned bakery? the hot food section at woolies?





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I did not know this 
> Under the provisions of the C&S Act the Australian Statistician has the power to direct you in writing to provide information. Failure to comply with a direction in writing is an offence under the C&S Act and can result in prosecution and fines of up to $364 (1 penalty unit) for each day you don't comply.
https://www.abs.gov.au/participate-survey/penalty-provisions








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Might start a soverign citizen commune with whites only tickabox tribe on land i reclaim from the government and then not pay any taxes for it and make the government fund all the buildings and avoid the laws under the claim us boongs are special and just setup a drug operation later once



















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a standard drink here is equivalent to 30ml of normal proof spirit or 125ml of red wine
our 'full strength' beer cans run anwyhere from 1.3 to maybe 1.8 standard drinks for a 375ml can
a 470ml can of guinness for example is 1.6 standards













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just discovered the microwave is making a buzzing noise despite not being used
can't remember when I last used it
must be a stuck relay or something
might try hitting it with a stick
don't really want to pull it apart























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Yep! That's her.

Did you NEETs know that she was changing the aspect ratio of her videos to make her tiddy look wider. I noticed when she once held a basketball that was flattened from circular. I calculated by how much, ffmpeg'scale it back to normal, and sure enough it made her uploaded videos look peculiar.






















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actually might be traces of fruit juice fermenting in my recycling bin. I should be washing out bottles carefully and letting them dry before putting them in the bin. Why am I always such a retard about everything?














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> As NSW Greens MLC Sue Higginson explained in state parliament in early June, this capability allows NSW police to access any message the subject have ever sent, as well as “any photo they have ever taken, their location at any moment, everything they have ever searched and biometric data about who they are”.






















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From towelhead news. For some unknown reason banning u16 Australians from soc media isn't working.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/3/australias-under-16-social-media-ban-failing-study-shows-what-it-means

My greatest problem is they don't really ban kids, but force platforms not to allow kids in. Liek if they catch a 15yo browsing Facebook (lel they probably whatsapp or whatnot, but lets stick to the classics) what happens to him/her? Will they fine him? Put him in prison? Bitchslap across his face? Or what? What do they do to the parents who give and pay the phones the kids use to access social media? To those parents who allow their kids to soc media?
What is the excuse of Australian lawmakers? Are they mongs too?














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Good morning NEETs.
My data problem resolved itself in an unexpected way.
The mobile provider texted me yesterday saying they had gifted me 10GB free data for no reason. Just to be nice.
By using all my data and not recharging after a certain number of days I guess I triggered some sort of customer retention strategy algorithm.





































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This has shaken me. I've been paying extra for the leggos brand to avoid Chinese shit.
It looks like I may need to cut out all processed food and just eat fresh. Australian rice and wheat can probably still be trusted I hope.
Sunrice wouldn't fuck me over with false labelling would they?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-27/australian-tomatoes-leggos-coles-aldi-chinese-tests-show/106940742


















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It was really weird. First normal tv show Id seen in a long time. Sensationalist slop.
But pretty fucked. All the suppliers and distributors denied it. 
Good chance the abc or labs fucked up. Probably got free students to do test.. i dunno.
Fuck leggos.








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Leggos don't want to know the truth though, so long as the price is low.
They just get the supplier to sign a declaration saying it is all Australian and then they can say it is not Leggos doing the deceiving, it is the supplier that lied to them.
But they must know. The prices are too low for it to be Aussie.

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Yes. Same as all those organic coffee, free trade choc, ethically mined cobalt etc. Suppliers buy through contractors who get the produce however they want, probably through another source. They dont care, its just a sales pitch.

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I wish the government would do something to protect us from all this shit.
Why isn't there a government lab that can test for origins and also for pesticide residues and e-coli from human shit used as fertiliser etc?
It has been known for decades that all the cheap Spanish and Italian labelled olive oil is really mostly cheaper seed oils, but they are still allowed to import and sell it as olive oil.
Just test it and then ban it.


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There are, theres lots but they need money and no one works for less than 100k. Fed budget wouldnt cover that, then expect industry to create their own compliance and quality controls, and their own watchdogs, which require standardised measures and third party auditors then expense is covered by increasing price. Every angle is an excuse.
























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https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/professional-muay-thai-fighter-filmed-protecting-women-from-shirtless-road-rage-driver/news-story/df081db3e125b51d21cb26707441824f
























































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Your best bet is Big W, and the aforementioned Tradie range when they're on special. The trunks in 3 or 4XL aren't bad. Just make sure they have a dick flap or you'll be flailing around trying to pull your dick out at the urinal when you have a skinful.










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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-03/canberra-private-school-boys-ranked-female-students/106982550

These disgusting Jewish vultures at the gaybc never stop with these anti-male stories. 
Free the boys, being a larrikin is not a crime!!!

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I remember they were a very common food item when we visited the UK in 1992. Can't remember the supermarket chain (Tesco maybe?), but there were days we'd get a premade bagel to take for lonch if we weren't sure we'd be able to find something on the way to whichever town was next.
We also ate at some chain of highway diner a few times too. Happy Eater or something.
Toothpaste would know what I'm talking about.

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Having an absolute cunt of a time lately. Rage and shit moods. One of my friends turned into a retard out of no where like he did drugs and another turned out to be jewish and betrayed me and stole like 100 hours worth of work off me and gaslit my group against me.

Life is gay and fuck jews. I want some tim tams.
I want to live in a cabin in the woods and just smoke weed and play dwarf fortress all day



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I worked at a school doing IT support for 18 months, 25 or so years ago. One day three or four boys about 10 or 11 bunked off and were found cooking a pigeon in a little fire they'd made in the entrance to a storm water drain or something.
All the men saw it for what it was: a harmless 'boys own adventure', but just about every female member of staff wanted them sent to psychs and separated from their classmates and all sorts of crazy bullshit.



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happy eaters got bought out by little chef in the mid 90s and would've been rare in 1992, i can almost remember them, although little chefs were based as well. i never knew this but happy eaters were actually government subsidised so the food was really cheap apparently. kind of bizarre to think of socialised restaurants but they did exist here. anyway even little chef is gone now and lots of the motorway buildings became sex shops for some reason. i suppose they are a private roadside location away from your hometown





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Gone are the days a man could strap a sword or an axe to himself and go adventuring in peace.
The old timers at the gun club talk about getting on the bus in the suburbs with a rifle and getting off in the outskirts of town to hunt rabbits. They'd go home the same way and nobody blinked at a gun or dead rabbits.









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It was a better time. Obviously I have no knowledge pre-1980, but even the 80s and 90s we just had a token wog or gook kid to make fun of or bash up and that was it.
Girls are weak, chuck 'em in the creek. Boys are strong, like King Kong.





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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/onlyfans-creator-with-25kg-breasts-reveals-men-treat-her-like-a-fetish/news-story/cf767d8245315ce4841128ef518cb182
Some weird jap should pay to cut them off with a katana

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https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/something-is-rotten-venture-capitalists-damning-verdict-on-australia/news-story/c279160fcb315a221953bf504cc1b76d
> Something is rotten
> A prominent venture capitalist says Australians should be the richest people on earth but that decades of economic mismanagement has brought the nation to the brink of “obscurity”.



















































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I read Do Androids dream of electric sheep? by Philip K. Dick.
This is the book that got turned into the Blade Runner film. The differences surprised me. The film is not much like the book at all.
The phrase "Blade Runner" is not used in the book at all. Deckard is called a "Bounty Hunter". And the replicants are called androids or "Andys" for short.
The film was better than the book. The changes helped it.













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I believe dick was writing about his own experiences as a psychiatric patient. The world is divided into the emotional normie types, who unthinkingly react whenever their emotional buttons are pressed by whatever society has brainwashed them into believing, and rational/autist types (represented by the androids), who sometimes try and pretend that they believe what those in power tell them to believe, but are faking it.


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dick is based but also kinda schizo. Like he wrote about his own future and it came true.
IRRC he wrote about an apartment complex where one of the neighbors was a communist or some such spy in a novel. Then his actual neighbor turned out to be one.

There is a great book called time loops but never read it if you care about your sanity















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Hey NEETs, hope you're all doing well.
Tomato life has been good, the led lights are incredibly fucking awesome, got 30% better on the last crop than my best before that and this lot looks like it will be even better.
Ended up having a thing with the kiwi whore, she's gone back to NZ now but she stayed with me for a couple of months and it was pretty cool, I might be going to visit her later in the year.
I have also been building model tanks and being a NEET.



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Hey NEET, I love you too mate, no homo. Hope you've been well.
I've been using digi-lumen 720s, they do cover the spectrum well.
Lovely light, seriously I am so happy with these lights I want to include them in my sex life somehow.
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Hey NEET, cheers, it's been pretty good, hope you've been comfy too.

I'll pop back in for a chat someday soon, chèers NEETs.















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Just got the invoice from the plumbers for replacing the two cisterns and taps which took just over 2 hours with two of them working, charge me $1000, they were about $40 cheaper than what the home handyman charged me for replacing the polycarbonate sheeting. Don't think I'll be getting him back again.























































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The opening sequence music (Wir setzen uns mit Tranen nieder from J. S. Bach's St. Michael Passion) of Casino (1995) is performed by the Hungarian State Symphony Orchestra and Hungarian Festival Choir.




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also at the Lydoch lonch on the 25th, they asked me about Rude Alan and I was all
> I did NOT murder him!
> wait what
apparently he hasn't been seen or heard from since late last year and isn't returning anybody's calls or emails















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 >>/1017143/
The only real effort is having a shave and shower. The rest is mostly just in my head.
Being afraid of talking to boomers is really the same as being afraid of girls. In reality you could kill both with one or two punches. Everything else is just in your head.




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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/alarming-experts-panic-over-dire-naplan-results/news-story/b90bbd9e993e046c7fbab62fce0fbe4b
lol 33% of 1.2m students don't even meet the bare minimum retard baseline that NAPLAN provides
import the third world, become the third world











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Apart from a couple of 100k Ohm pots and a particular mosfet, I have all of the makings for the electronics and wiring. Probably have a tube of silicone that hasn't completely cured. Bill certainly will have.
The shitty Chinese versions use that 4 or 5mm corflute material for the box, which is the same shit we use for polticians' voting posters. Smaller fans, crap arse electronics, etc.
I'm complaining but not complaining.








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Streaming Willow on Saturday (I think, could be Sunday) at 7pm AE*T.
It doesn't just have tiny persons but a huge surprise.
Some of you might have seen it so it won't be much of a surprise for those.











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> Not every movie got its own game.
This was also pre-Internet, so you only knew of games from magazines, shop displays, or word of mouth.
PC games back then quite often came in a box that was like 20cm wide x 25cm tall x 7-15cm thick and shops would put a single box for each game out on a shelf. Just picking the box up and looking at the screenshots and artwork was awesome.
























































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> Mr Cameron, a Pairrebeene/Trawlwoolway man, said the abuse was so offensive the ranger group was forced to disable comments on the post.
> "That group of Aboriginal rangers is mostly made up of young Aboriginal men and women," he said.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-05/national-racism-inquiry-comes-to-hobart/106998066





















































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> two independent baskets 
That sounds too complicated. Too much can go wrong. Too difficult to clean.

The best air fryer I ever had was the Aldi 8L one. Very simple and you work it to death and then buy another one.

Fix captcha please.



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You just have to time it right. You need to learn to listen to your air fryer. To speak its language. All can be worked out once you have mastered it.
When the time is right, you will know when the chips need to go in and how the temperature needs to be adjusted.















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Tonight is bin night for me. It will be interesting to see if anyone puts them out, though I highly doubt it. 
I decided not to put them out a couple weeks ago and so the recycling bins for the whole building didn't get emptied. I thought that would make people realise but a week later no one was putting out the regular red ones so I had to do it. 
The white man stands alone




















































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Most people listen to the music they were into as teens, and find most of what came after to be lacking, if not complete shit.
I'm in my 40s and still wear jeans, hoodies, and sneakers. I think it is fine as long as you are aware of the situations/occasions where such clothes are NOT appropriate and dress accordingly.

















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He knocked my bin over and had to get out of the truck, put gloves on and put all the rubbish back in it and then go again.

I don't know if the unstable bed of weeds it was standing on was responsible or if he just missed his aim with the grabber.

I was watching out the venetians.












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the microwave was on top of the fridge, took it down and cleaned the top off properly for the first time in 10 years. Was covered in dust. Underneath the dust was some yellow stains, like a mouse had been peeing there. Weird. I have tried to wipe it down occasionally but I think this is the first time I've ever cleaned it properly. The yellowish might also be residue from the air freshener I had on it years ago.














































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Today has been entirely consumed by the fridge saga. Tomorrow I will start replenishing the neet larder with some healthy cooking and store it in freeze feedpacks. Strict dieting from now on. Destination weight loss.































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Get soft and thick toothbrush. Apply it every brush-sized area for 10s, you actually have to spend time on cleaning each tooth. Extra tip not related to the cleaning: use fluoride-less toothpaste.
Perhaps you should also consider the angle you use you brush.








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youtube keeps suggesting videos with titles like " This Is What Being Broke at 40 Looks Like — Living Alone in Korea's Smallest Room🇰🇷 "
I don't know how the hell it figured out I was a middle aged neet and I don't like it


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Watching Andor and quite enjoying it but I hate the main character.
There's something weaselly about him like he's smoking spacecrack and wanking whenever the cameras not on him.
Good show though.





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I have a Telstra mobile broadband setup. I use DNS-over-HTTPS in Firefox for browsing Torrent listing sites (Nyaa.si, et.al) which the plain Telstra DNS server blocks. There's no problem downloading the torrents after that.

A few public libraries have filters specific enough to block torrent traffic... but the free public phone wifi doesn't. My record of leeching from a public phone is 64 GB :3 ..which saved me about $50 in broadband charges.























































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When I visited Teh Big Banana in Queensland, they had a rope attached to a weight that was the same as a banana bunch and I was the only one there who could lift it. I did it one handed just to piss off the boomer blokes just that little bit more.

































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