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> IT work
Forget the tech industry, in 2026 being a fake tradie is where it's at. No skills required, cash in hand. I know this one guy, william, has no ability or training at all, basically goes around getting paid to wreck the houses of people who don't know any better, then charges them more to fix the problems he made. Absolute mad cunt. People even buy him lunch.











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speaking of made adelaide cunts:
> 
Go to Adelaide
r/Adelaide
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1h ago
Delicious_Arm_9292
> Racism in Seaford
> Today, my partner and I were walking in Seaford in the afternoon. We’re both brown. A white man drove by and yelled at us through a loudspeaker, “You’re not from here and I suggest you go back home!”








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Job Boards need a comeback.

You would walk into the CES, where the staff have accepted, sorted, and categorized Position Vacant listings from local companies, and binned all the scams and fake job traps. If it was your lucky day, you'd take a card, copy down the contact details, make contact, and get your jerb (..and pray for success when there's 20 other applicants..)

> Be Zoomer
> Be waving your smratfone everywhere believing you has Super Technologys App Powerz
> Be needings jerb
> Be installing Jerb Apps
> Be only seeing 12,345,678,911,123 bogus AI-generated scam jerb listings in your App





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ooh, and gave you referrals to charities and such if you needed 'presentable' clothes for a job interview, and or bus+train+taxi fares to get to interviews, and a couple of months of getting to work.

The 1980s was Full Communism, dudes.





































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that was also the trip where the prostitute tried joking about my belly until I grabbed hold of her fat roll, old dickhead ex-mate (the one who owed me money) got punched out, and the AFP got me out of bed to question me at 4am
fuck you, bsides cbr














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the apartments on northbourne were good
the sheltered workshop would literally spend $1k per night putting me up in a 2 bedroom apartment for some reason
one trip i was there for 7 nights because apart from bsides i had to do some bullshit with the acsc and asd



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the acsc conference was good because all these vendor sales people I'd supposedly met at the office would come up and be all "weber!" (real first name) and being a face blind retard, I'd just stare at them blankly and say "who are you?"
















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i mean they probably only have them on for few minutes for specific scenes, and a costume department maintains them, but they always seem to 'pop' when i'm watching the tv
e.g. big bang theory and the chuck taylors these fake nerd jews wear










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I had to clear space for him in the master bedroom, which basically meant piling shit into motherbat's bedroom with the candyland sheet set. I can't get to the bed in there now.
So tonight I will be changing ends on the couch every hour or two.



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Motherbat's room currently contains a spray booth, two BMXs (20" and 26"), a CRT oscilloscope, a bench multimeter, a bench LCR meter, a bench frequency counter, one of those world globe spirit bars, a filing cabinet, an NDIS toilet frame thing, and a bunch of other shit.
























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it's interesting (to me) how in early L&O episodes they use makeup and lighting to make niggers look lighter, but in more recent episodes they look like they jumped out of the tanning bed into the coal pile.





















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> China successfully cleared the skies for the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony by triggering rain before the clouds reached the stadium.
going to ask lizbef council to do this every day from now on



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The US private companies commercially do weather modifications with cloud seeding on regular basis since the 70s. There are federal and state financed projects too.
They create rainfall, snowfall (for ski resorts and such), they disperse fog, and prevent hail.
From the EU I have less data. I have some info that France, Italy, Romania, and Hungary uses hail protection methods, with ground-based silver-iodine burner stations.

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I'm sorry, it's too complicated for you.
















































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Woolies used to do the best wings. They would cook their own brand plum ones from the deli.
They stopped doing that years ago in my area. They just do fifteen different varieties of their nasty-arse whole chickens now.



















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https://www.rawstory.com/mark-zuckerberg-2677676414/
> Billionaire and Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg was hit with “unanimous booing” this week for reportedly ignoring a request from the U.S. Coast Guard to rescue a stranded sea vessel from his $300 million yacht






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It is just ridiculous how much fluff comes off these K-Mart trackies.
You can't even wear clothes without having a huge clean-up job to do around the house.
I am bending over picking bits of fluff out of the carpet like some sort of medieval peasant in the fields.
Is there no quality control at K-Mart at all?















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Poor Glenn
> Glenn started new treatment for Parkinson's. Then came the obsessive sexual thoughts
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/glenn-started-new-treatment-for-parkinsons-then-came-the-obsessive-sexual-thoughts/htaru9q7z


































































































































































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All I have to eat for the next ten days is two blocks of light cheese, and no money to buy any more food. I have made a terrible mistake.
I am going to call Anglicare and try and get a charity voucher for some food. There is no shame any more.















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I am off the phone. They took some details and said someone will call me later today for a phone appointment to go through a checklist to see if I'm eligible for a foodbank voucher.

Its all happening.








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They called me for the interview. Asked me five or six questions, all very straightforward. Name address, Centrelink reference number, payment type.

They asked me the reason for wanting assistance. I just said "I've got no money and no food" and then he asked why and if it was just the usual thing like bills and I said yes and he said that was fine.

My voucher got texted to me, I can go to the foodbank today. I think he said I have $40 to spend there.
































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I am back from the Foodbank.
The fruit and veg was all free. You are allowed up to 15kg. It is mostly misshapen and out of date. The loaf of bread was free as well. you are allowed one for free.
The best score was the box of out of date digestives for $4.
I could have done better but I got flustered and panicked in there and became paralysed by indecision and just kept doing lots of circuits without putting anything in the trolley. It was a small area and quite crowded.








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The foodbank had a sign at the checkout saying there ere limits on treats. Their exact words. I think it said you can only have 5 different ones.
They hide the good stuff on the bottom shelves. They want to try and get us povo chortlers eating healthy.
There was barely a packet of chips or chockies in the place.


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>  doesn't do meat or other perishables

ah, but they do hot meals, and give you another one to take away. And they're like properly done up roasts.

Back the Hobo Camp, if one of the guys went into town, we'd all ask him what the hot meal was that that neighbourhood centre.




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> I could have done better but I got flustered and panicked in there and became paralysed by indecision and just kept doing lots of circuits without putting anything in the trolley.
if it helps any in future, I think Playford Council in conjunction with one of the food bank publishes a weekly meal plan using the sorts of things the bank usually has available

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That is the only trip to the Foodbank that Anglicare will pay for, but they have also authorised me 10 future visits where I can buy as much as I want but I will have to pay for it myself.
It might be worth it to buy some things which are priced cheaply there. The UHT milk is $1.20 a litre, compared to $1.85 at the supermarkets these days.
I can also get more free fruit and veg and bread.











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My cleaner as said she wont report me for growing weed in my house. Now I'm all sweet. No one will report me nearby. Once I get a bit of money I'll start a few plants.
Maybe selling off the hard drives can fund a grow tent and a light and some soil



















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It's extortionate really.
I get 5 souvlaki breads (mission brand) and 1kg of chicken thighs from the supermarket for abut $18. Throw in 2 truss tomatoes, 1 red onion, and maybe a third of an iceberg lettuce and you've got 3-5 meals.









































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https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/trump-used-journalists-as-decoy-in-escape-from-suspected-assassination-plot/news-story/3d01f0f9942f975e1768f00c64d85e35
> Trump boarded the plane with cameras rolling, along with media and government staff, to fly out of Ankara on July 8 following the annual NATO summit, a US official told The Washington Post.
> However, unbeknown to anyone on board, he then moved into a catering container that had been hydraulically lifted to the height of the plane.
> Once inside the container, he was ferried to a smaller C-32A aircraft that flew him to Britain.








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I watched Casino Royale (2006).
It was pretty good. Had a more realistic and intense vibe than the previous ones.
You could tell it was written by someone who had read the books, whereas the Brosnan era gave the vibe that they had only ever watched the films.
I liked Daniel Craig. He was very forthright and direct. I liked watching him run. If I had any criticism maybe he was just a touch lacking in warmth and charm. Slightly too cold.
Felix Leiter is a negro again, but not quite as dark this time.





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> quantum of shoelace? i have the dvd 
They had that DVD at the foodbank. You are allowed to take one secondhand DVD, book or CD for free.
I almost put it in the trolley but then I remembered I don't have a DVD player or drive any more and likely never will again.


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The food bank was staffed almost entirely by women. Most of them were older and they all had a sort of shabby and mildly intellectually disabled vibe.
They mumbled and I had to keep asking them to repeat themselves because I couldn't understand them.
I told the lady on the door where you sign in that it was my first time there but that didn't spur her into explaining anything to me. I had to ask her questions to find out how things worked and she mostly just grunted in reply.
I think it is an example of Monk's longhouse in there. These are the types of women that are in charge.





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found a pair of iisvge sunglasses i've never worn
look like something monk would wear to an interview unironically
based on the white frames, i think i probably got them to go with the white and yellow air maxes i've never worn and a yellow hoodie or tshirt







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They are basically these white white frames. The description says:
> Late nights in the shed. Burnouts on backroads. First start on a cold morning. It’s that sound. That smell. That rush. And when you throw the RETRO RACE frames on, it all comes back.
> No showroom polish here. Just raw motorsport nostalgia in every detail. Built for the ones who’ve lived it - built it, broken it, sent it.
Maybe this was in my drive-into-a-tree phase?





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> it should kill blackberry bushes.
I used to get firewood of the guy that went around spraying weeds for the local weeds authority, he mentioned that all the poisons he used aren't as good as what they say. So it's no surprise many weeds need continued spraying.



















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Working on my dungeons and downies doom level. Instead of glorifying violence and gore, I will turn doom into a tabletop style rpg where humans and demons resolve their differences peacefully with dice rolls.














































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Someone claims to have an original photolithography mask for the Intel 8080.
https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/cpus/owner-of-original-intel-8080-pre-production-layout-seeks-restorer-handcrafted-rubylith-mask-shows-5-000-transistors-and-interconnect-patterns-of-the-fabled-2-mhz-cpu














































































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> Meowdoku is a relaxing, cat-themed logic puzzle mobile game inspired by Sudoku, Minesweeper, and games like Queens or Stars. Players figure out where to place cats on a color-divided grid using pure deduction rather than math or guessing.









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All right since then I watched stuff like Straight Outta Compton and whatnot.
Hungarian gangster rap exists, copypasted from the LA stuff of course, in the 90s, by dudes who were playing punk rock and whatnot. Then gypsies joined in, the whole thing looked quite hilarious. I dunno current status, I know they were going on into the early 2000s.















































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/knox-grammar-school-removes-student-image-featuring-antisemitic-meme/news-story/ea1988c48dd57679bf71d3cbcdb74580
the kids are alright













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Not proud of yesterday's events. Told two bible preaching women that I was Jewish and worship the devil. Also told an Indian Woolies employee to politely fuck off and let me out of the self-serve register area as the gate thing wouldn't open and he wanted to check my bags.









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> I walked into Coles already in a bad mood and there they were. Those smug little plastic gates. Sitting there like the sentinels of some dystopian prison supermarket, pretending they’re for “loss prevention” when they’re really just a humiliation machine.
> They don’t open when you approach. They hesitate. They assess you. They’re not a door, they’re a shitty bouncer. I’m standing there, trolley ready, milk and bread on my mind, and the thing decides I’m not worthy. I push. It clicks like a handcuff closing tighter.
> Now I’m trapped in the narrow purgatory between freedom and overpriced bananas. People are stacking up behind me. Some woman sighs like I’ve personally ruined her day. A bloke with a basket gives me the pity look.
> The staff don’t help. The checkout girl stares straight through me like I’m a ghost. The security guard strolls past and smirks like he’s watching a nature documentary about roos caught in barbed wire fences. I swear I can hear the CCTV operator in the back laughing his head off.
> Then the gate opens suddenly, like it’s had its fun and is ready to let me pass. I roll through, but not before clipping the corner and nearly snapping my wrist. The whole store feels like it’s watching me.
> Coles could just have a sign saying “Welcome, please shop responsibly.” But no. They’ve built a system that physically traps you like you’re a toddler trying to escape the daycare.















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From what I have read depending how high and exactly where the cameras are placed they can identify what exact product you are looking at etc and all that info goes to Palantir.
https://tottnews.com/2025/11/04/palantir-and-coles/








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I am very much down on all this surveillance shit esp[especially since I got that bullshit parking fine.
From what I can tell from the photo they put on the notice they sent me, the photo of the illegally parked car was taken by a camera mounted on the rear of a car or bus that was driving past.


























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IVF australia called me
> hello calling about ivf soerm donation
< yeah do you pay?
> no we don’t in australia
< if i give you my jizz will the new parents make them a gay tranny and chop them up?
> hangs up
Kek




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Unrefreshing sleep
Difficulty concentrating
Problems with short-term memory
“Brain fog” or slowed information processing
Orthostatic intolerance — feeling worse when standing or sitting upright
Light-headedness or dizziness when upright
Muscle pain
Joint pain without obvious swelling
Headaches
Sore throat
Tender or swollen lymph nodes
Flu-like feeling
Chills
Night sweats
Nausea
Gastrointestinal problems
Abdominal discomfort
Changes in appetite
Visual disturbances
Sleep difficulties
Difficulty falling asleep
Difficulty staying asleep
Excessive daytime sleepiness
Heart racing or palpitations when upright

Might have chronic fatigue syndrome. Can I get dsp for it?

























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I must confess that I have a soft spot for the gangs of white children that ride the e bikes and e scooters and do all the dangerous and occasionally criminal stuff out there.
I love how much they upset all the boomers and rules karens.
I know I wouldn't find them so funny if they crashed into my car or bashed me or whatever but I still have a secret regard for them.
They are living the untamed life. Fuck the normies.





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Roland the Farter was a medieval flatulist who lived in 12th-century England. He was given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 30 acres of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year, he was obliged to perform "saltum, siffletum, pettum" for the king's court at Christmas.










































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Those double lane roundabouts are dangerous.
No-one knows the rules. I don't know the rules and I admit it.
I don't know what you're meant to do if you want to exit from the middle lane but there is a car on your outside who wants to keep turning.
They're confusing. They should never have built new ones everywhere. Give me traffic lights.














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These things are new. There never used to be double lane roundabouts everywhere. There was only a handful in the whole country.

Some traffic management genius saw that the computer said this was more efficient but it didn't take into consideration that no-one would know how to use them properly.







































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