/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

*shreds fresh paint (that he "dried" with a heat gun) with the drill chuck*

 >>/1018752/
B I L L'd

I am stuck in the old thread.

How does he do it?

Cold and alone. No friends, no home.

 >>/1018755/
How?

 >>/1018754/
Meow.

 >>/1018754/
There was no choppah.

 >>/1018756/
Pixxa status?

 >>/1018756/
> no home
Where are you sleeping?

 >>/1018762/
Kek. What's the 'CSS'?

 >>/1018735/
> IT work
Forget the tech industry, in 2026 being a fake tradie is where it's at. No skills required, cash in hand. I know this one guy, william, has no ability or training at all, basically goes around getting paid to wreck the houses of people who don't know any better, then charges them more to fix the problems he made. Absolute mad cunt. People even buy him lunch.

 >>/1018763/
He probably meant CES.

 >>/1018765/
And what's that?

 >>/1018766/
Commonwealth Employment Scheme at a guess.

Did anyone actually interact with the CES back in the day?

 >>/1018768/
A NEET signed me up for a laptop once.

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Found these on reddit. The things that go on out there!

 >>/1018769/
Cruisey was out scamming cunts.

 >>/1018770/
lol
I wonder how much he had left when he got home

 >>/1018770/
I thought my 16 cinda blocks made my hatchback low 💀

 >>/1018771/
He was mastering his herding skills

speaking of made adelaide cunts:
> 
Go to Adelaide
r/Adelaide
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1h ago
Delicious_Arm_9292
> Racism in Seaford
> Today, my partner and I were walking in Seaford in the afternoon. We’re both brown. A white man drove by and yelled at us through a loudspeaker, “You’re not from here and I suggest you go back home!”

Hungary best A.

 >>/1018776/
How?

We need a link to the new post, WE NEED A HERO.

 >>/1018777/
We don't have that many boongs for starters.

 >>/1018767/
(Old enough to) Remember the Job Boards?

When I was in Year 10, there was a class excursion to the CES for an intro on how it worked..

 >>/1018778/
Accept it if you choose to

 >>/1018780/
> for an intro on how it worked..
Did they offer you an advanced pathway?

 >>/1018780/
Job Boards need a comeback.

You would walk into the CES, where the staff have accepted, sorted, and categorized Position Vacant listings from local companies, and binned all the scams and fake job traps. If it was your lucky day, you'd take a card, copy down the contact details, make contact, and get your jerb (..and pray for success when there's 20 other applicants..)

> Be Zoomer
> Be waving your smratfone everywhere believing you has Super Technologys App Powerz
> Be needings jerb
> Be installing Jerb Apps
> Be only seeing 12,345,678,911,123 bogus AI-generated scam jerb listings in your App

 >>/1018770/
Car looked like it has a tow bar and Bunnings offers courtesy trailers.

 >>/1018783/
The CES used to offer (subsidized? free?) basic qualification courses too, iirc.
The Not-TAFE stuff like driver (car/truck/etc) training.

 >>/1018783/
> be me, walk into CES, no such thing as smart phones back then

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 >>/1018783/
Done ✅

 >>/1018785/
ooh, and gave you referrals to charities and such if you needed 'presentable' clothes for a job interview, and or bus+train+taxi fares to get to interviews, and a couple of months of getting to work.

The 1980s was Full Communism, dudes.

 >>/1018787/
eww

 >>/1018787/
Well memed NEET.

The NEETs would look good in 1980s Salvation Army op shop suits.

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 >>/1018789/
Done ✅

 >>/1018792/
Another good one. You are on fire today NEET.

 >>/1018793/
💖

Just want a hot meal and safe place to sleep.

he's finally gone
having a beer

 >>/1018796/
Pudding?

don't mind this dortmonger larger

dootmonger

 >>/1018797/
i might open a can of cherries or pinepple rings and have some ice cream or custard

 >>/1018800/
Custard sounds good.

 >>/1018799/
> doot
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tDdktkAOJTM

 >>/1018802/
the new noots did not live to experience the board when it was all about spooky doots

He missed an opportunity to steal their pallet jack.

bought some takeaway chips and tendies in the hope that it might make me feel better. It didn't. Also, very expensive. Will try and fix things up tomorrow.

 >>/1018804/
 >>/1018770/

 >>/1018805/
it's fucking extortionate what they charge for a few tendies (or nuggers) and chips these days
nowhere is reasonable

 >>/1018803/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8

 >>/1018808/
was possum still BO when we were spooky dootin? i think yes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A

 >>/1018810/
good url detection, ovaltine

 >>/1018809/
I cannot keep up. The show just keeps moving on.

 >>/1018810/
I was deeply disappointed that this tune was not been integrated into that YouTube series that we are watching at the moment before the moofie.

he banned me sooo may times in jew-free february

 >>/1018814/
> sooo may
she new! she new!

 >>/1018815/
Well bantered.

Sometimes I still think about Monaro's aesthetic penis.

 >>/1018817/
I still ruminate on flying half way across the country and getting stood up, brenton setting a new high score, and nuro joining us for the first time... all in the space of 72 hours

 >>/1018815/
A classic.

 >>/1018818/
He'll take you up on the Dolan's meal one day.

 >>/1018820/
he suggested the faggy twat burger bar and then chickened out!

 >>/1018809/
I suspect possum has always been BO here, he just changes his name every now and then to keep his subject neets subjected.

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Cruisey I wanna this spread of lights

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 >>/1018822/
This can't be right.

that was also the trip where the prostitute tried joking about my belly until I grabbed hold of her fat roll, old dickhead ex-mate (the one who owed me money) got punched out, and the AFP got me out of bed to question me at 4am
fuck you, bsides cbr

 >>/1018825/
> joking about my belly
I think she said your boobs were bigger than hers.

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Edited out just the reaction so it can be used elsewhere.

 >>/1018823/
imagine not running the cables through the wall

 >>/1018825/
> got me out of bed to question me at 4am
They didn't enjoy your whimsical humour either. Tragedy.

 >>/1018826/
it just keeps getting worse

gonna make some chicken feedpacks tomorrow - healthy skinless chicken breasts, garlic, ginger, onion, soy with brown rice. No more takeaways.

 >>/1018829/
and cautioned me that I could leave canberra but must come back immediately if asked

 >>/1018831/
sounds good, noot

 >>/1018831/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/1018829/
hotel reception also really appreciated the lobby show

 >>/1018835/
Good lobby? Which hotel would you recommend for me for Bsides?

 >>/1018836/
Cheeky little gnome.

 >>/1018837/
the apartments on northbourne were good
the sheltered workshop would literally spend $1k per night putting me up in a 2 bedroom apartment for some reason
one trip i was there for 7 nights because apart from bsides i had to do some bullshit with the acsc and asd

Imagining webby and monk rolling into a hacker conference together, monkai becoming australia's superstar unicorn cybersecurity ai company

 >>/1018840/
just before we got to the front door, i'd be all
> lets prank everybody and pretend we're not together

the acsc conference was good because all these vendor sales people I'd supposedly met at the office would come up and be all "weber!" (real first name) and being a face blind retard, I'd just stare at them blankly and say "who are you?"

A nice healthy salad for dinner.

 >>/1018840/
> superstar unicorn cybersecurity ai company
notice how one after another they all come out with these bullshit stories about how their AI broke free of the guardrails and hacked their competitors?
sad
big sad

 >>/1018843/
what does it consist of?

 >>/1018839/
Tah. Just wanna go there and be close. Probably need to figure out transport at one stage.

 >>/1018843/
letttuce and tomato and zesty shake is not a salad

i'd love to eat salad for dindins, but I need meat to help soothe me to sleep

 >>/1018842/
lol

 >>/1018848/
Make it a Ham Salad

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 >>/1018844/
> bullshit stories
regardless these idiots can't keep ai safe and under control. We're heading for skynet just like in the terminator movies we all saw in the cinema when we were kids

 >>/1018848/
you need meat to live

 >>/1018851/
you know you can just flick the power switch when some computer starts getting uppity?

you ever notice in sitcoms how actors shoes are brand new?

 >>/1018853/
or cut a water pipe and watch a datacentre self immolate

 >>/1018854/
No I have never noticed that.

 >>/1018853/
And what if it moves to somewhere else in the ai cloud?

 >>/1018856/
i mean they probably only have them on for few minutes for specific scenes, and a costume department maintains them, but they always seem to 'pop' when i'm watching the tv
e.g. big bang theory and the chuck taylors these fake nerd jews wear

 >>/1018857/
That's why we need MonkAI to protect us. The good AI.

 >>/1018859/
s/good/incompetent/

Had a 4 hour nap. Awoke to needing to pee and feeling overheated. Just.

 >>/1018861/
hope you relieved yourself and took a layer of clothing off

Cruisey: I am back on the couchbed tonight (thanks, Bill), so I'll need tucking in after the Law & Order marathon from 19:30 PM in the night time to 22:30 PM in the night time.

banging a carpenters mallet on a scrap piece of pine each time the tv does a  law and order doot doot

 >>/1018863/
Thank you. I enjoyed the accuracy of these times.

 >>/1018865/
I didn't even mention a time zone.
I kid. BEST A is the only time zone.

 >>/1018863/
> Bill
What did he do to your house this time?

 >>/1018867/
I had to clear space for him in the master bedroom, which basically meant piling shit into motherbat's bedroom with the candyland sheet set. I can't get to the bed in there now.
So tonight I will be changing ends on the couch every hour or two.

The checkout worker at Aldi earlier today had a 666 tattoo on his neck.

 >>/1018868/
A dangerous transition. I am worried.

Motherbat's room currently contains a spray booth, two BMXs (20" and 26"), a CRT oscilloscope, a bench multimeter, a bench LCR meter, a bench frequency counter, one of those world globe spirit bars, a filing cabinet, an NDIS toilet frame thing, and a bunch of other shit.

I did the census.

 >>/1018871/
Take a photo of it all and send it to her.

 >>/1018870/
as long as I don't piss or shit myself overnight, things will be "fine"

 >>/1018872/
can you do mine too please? I am an uemployed aboriginal man

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 >>/1018860/
Just like their CEO

 >>/1018873/
her old woman eyes would just see "junk" instead of five figures worth of science and bmx stunt "treasure"

 >>/1018876/
What a disgusting individual. Could see right up his nostrils.
Sam Altman is out of his league.

 >>/1018878/
I reckon I could cut Sam in half with a samurai sword, untrained.

wew law & order is starting out VERY sektual

 >>/1018879/
Noice

 >>/1018880/
 >>/1018881/

it's a grandpa jerry orbach episode
that nigga been dead 20 years or more

 >>/1018881/
a bloke was touching a sheila's thigh in THE ELEVATOR!

 >>/1018883/
> deda 20 years
Then how did he do it?

 >>/1018884/
Did he have a mustache?

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 >>/1018885/
he plays Detective Lennie Briscoe, ya dunderhead!

 >>/1018886/
no he was AN ACCOUNTANT
somebody merked half the other business on another office floor

 >>/1018887/
😲 🫪

they literally spend the first half of every episode harassing innocent nerds and goobers

 >>/1018891/
> they
*mods
> episode
*thread

 >>/1018892/
You love it!

kitchen sink is draining very slowly, woe

it's interesting (to me) how in early L&O episodes they use makeup and lighting to make niggers look lighter, but in more recent episodes they look like they jumped out of the tanning bed into the coal pile.

 >>/1018894/
get a plunger before you fuck around with drain cleaner or plumbers

 >>/1018896/
I've never used one - won't it just push shit further down the drain?

 >>/1018895/
also interesting how cops knock on doors and nobody ever tells them to get a warrant or blasts them
just let them n
almost like it's programming for the goy

 >>/1018894/
Baking soda and vinegar will do the trick. Cruisey knows.

 >>/1018897/
Google will explain to you how plungers work.

 >>/1018897/
nah, if you're talking about an s-bend or u-bend
it should break up the obstruction enough that it moves properly

I am still stuck in the old thread. Zesty you need to make a post linking this one.

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Good night.

 >>/1018903/
Good night Pidge. xx
The one with the condom on its head made me LOL.

 >>/1018904/
only dickheads wear condoms on their heads

 >>/1018902/
There already is one you double nigger

Does anyone have the guide to tickabox maxxing? I want to claim i’m aborginal to get free housing somehow. I’m tired of living in this shithole

oh shid it's a private pyle episode

 >>/1018906/
That is an edited post, you need to make a new post so it comes up when the thread auto-refreshes.
If you have the thread open you will not see that a post has been edited.

It must be a new post.

 >>/1018907/
> tickabox maxxing
Its bullshit. Ignorant crap.

 >>/1018910/
oh right

 >>/1018909/
Nevermind that shiban or caretaker neet could have done it now it is done

started watching chainsmoker cat and it's like me
> pulling ciggy buts out of the bin
> atrocious living quarters
> no fucking money

the fucken rain was coming north to south this afternoon
now it's moving fucking clockwise in one spot

 >>/1018909/
Why not refreshing the page?

> China successfully cleared the skies for the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony by triggering rain before the clouds reached the stadium.
going to ask lizbef council to do this every day from now on