/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1019808/
Not for me this week. Nobody to bring them back in tomorrow.

SA BEST A etc etc

I just missed making the new thread post in the old one.
NEET was filling it up with junk.

 >>/1019813/
I made the last post, just delete it and add tthe link to new thread.

The elderly neighbours got another uber eats delivery.
Something about it irritates me. They should act their age.

They should be eating boiled silverside with white sauce, not Pajeet-delivered slop.

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 >>/1019791/

Was it Clark Griswold in one of those National Lampoon movies who drove around and around that roundabout in Paris all day and couldn't get off?
Or maybe it was an episode of The Simpsons.

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It was in London.

 >>/1019807/
> a pepsi max
Would they add a splash of milk?

 >>/1019812/
How?

 >>/1019818/
Thanks Shibs.

 >>/1019817/
Thanks Dan.

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I watched Quantum of Solace (2008)
It wasn't as good as Casino Royale but it was okay.
They made a smart decision keeping it short since what material they had wasn't great.
I don't know that I am a fan of them having Bond being all tortured and simpish about that woman from the first film. I don't like seeing him like that.

Just started watching this, had no idea they made a tv show about Monk.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYDWSNMTauQ

Quantum Shoelace

 >>/1019826/
 >>/1019827/
Line it up and I'll watch it.

 >>/1019815/
the obese unemployed schizophrenic woman next door is constantly ordering uber eats. Disgusting. What's stopping her from going at and picking it up herself?

 >>/1019825/
I remember seeing that movie in the cinema with friends. Seems like another age. All craig daniel bond movies seemed pretty similar though.

Decided I have zero interest in real world women anymore. No desire to ever have a romantic relationship.

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 >>/1019831/
Time to upgrade to AI

We might have another play of a choose your own adventure book tomorrow, in spite of the failure of the previous one

Can doctors do tests to see how badly alcohol has fucked up your body?

 >>/1019834/
Blood test would be a good start.

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He's picking up a lick of it

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Do you think any women I meet on discord gaming servers are actually females? Is there even a chance?

 >>/1019837/
> Is there even a chance?
Yes Means No and No means Anal.

 >>/1019837/
That's a man!

Fireworks going off.

 >>/1019840/
I can hear them.

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Good night.

 >>/1019841/
No you can't.

 >>/1019842/
Good night Pidge. xx

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I read Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.
It was pretty good but not great. I knew the plot already from seeing the film years ago.
One of those books with a great idea but the prose and characterisations are not at the truly elite level.
There is a sequel called The Lost World but I am not going to read it. It has lower goodreads ratings than Jurassic Park, and Jurassic Park was only just readable.

Installing 3d model generator and 3d animator generator on my pc. If it works im going to make games with it
> pepe adventure
> kitty cat deathmatch bonus mode pirate ship battle
> boong survival

 >>/1019846/
> pepe adventure
That already exists.

 >>/1019842/
Night fella.
> showing Kevin's cloaca again
She should be institutionalized.

 >>/1019847/
I’ll make pepe adventure 2 then

I did my census with a fake name. Am i gonna get fined?

 >>/1019850/
If they have a way of knowing. I am not sure if they do.

 >>/1019849/
> pepe adventure 2
Wojak strikes back.

 >>/1019848/
It is disturbing.

 >>/1019845/
I have both and read them.
I prefer them over the movies.

 >>/1019851/
Monkai said they only fine people who dont fill anything out. People who put fake names dont really get fined.
I guess we’ll find out

 >>/1019854/
It has been many years since I saw the movies. I am going to watch them again soon. I will then render my verdict.

 >>/1019855/
> I guess we’ll find out
Keep us posted NEET.

 >>/1019856/
We watched them not long ago, either on Womboflix or Endcorner.

What stopped womboflix? Was it too much effort or no VPS to host on?

 >>/1019859/
I think several factors.
One was Projectionist NEET's burnout and need to do stuff not at the monitor.
Another was that the NEET's watched everything with rating 7 and above and they started to get picky.
And stuff.

It's falling out of me.

I hope the brick method gets him there safe.

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🥳

Another day. Could have been born as an Orcadian in Orkney, spending my time piling slate and filling the gaps with millet. 
Fix captcha please

 >>/1019867/
Some of my relies were from the Orkney Islands

gm neets

 >>/1019869/
webbys snack cupboard never appears as extravagant as i would imagine a neet of his proportions to have

 >>/1019869/
Very lucky NEET.

 >>/1019870/
GMN.

 >>/1019871/
We haven't shopped yet.

 >>/1019869/
That looks like tim tams.

GM neets. I have a job thing today. Might start my work trial soon. 8 weeks without pay but the job should be easy and then i can get minimum wage

 >>/1019877/
> 8 weeks without pay
8 years on welfare without work here. I prefer my way.

 >>/1019877/
Good luck neet hope it goes well.

 >>/1019869/
Good morning.
That treat cupboard needs a restock. There are whole treat groups completely unrepresented.

 >>/1019877/
Good morning NEET.
Good luck with the trial. Keep us posted please.

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Good morning NEETs.

 >>/1019876/
Dark ones.

 >>/1019882/
gm neet, i see a picture of bill fixing webby's house

parted out a chook
gave sweaty the oysters and scrappy bits as per usual
having a mondster

 >>/1019877/
Good luck, NOOT.
8 weeks sounds steep and probably unlawful, but hopefully it all works out

 >>/1019885/
She is a lucky dog.

 >>/1019886/
It could be only 10 hours trial so 2 days or 1 day a week for 8 weeks.
Hopefully get paid sooner rather than later. Need to pay bills and debt and wanna start tomato grow

Before these boong dogs took Webby's affection, I used to get the oysters once.

 >>/1019889/
You'd be lucky to get his oyster sauce now.

 >>/1019890/
Sometimes he leaks a mussle glaze

 >>/1019889/
 >>/1019890/
kek

Might do a choof. Over the day. Watching a video of a guy who spent 10 years doing hard work in real estate and now has his life set and isnt 30yo yet.

Workshopping a troll post for a suitable Daily Mail comment section at a future date:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: All depressed people are bad people. If you disagree with me then you are a paedophile.

 >>/1019893/
You shouldn't compare yourself to others or watch things which will upset you.

 >>/1019894/
Trauma responses manifest in obhorant ways. You cant always focus on thier victimhood when that pain is the cause of them relaying that suffering onto the larger community. Being sad doesn't justify hurting others.

need a poo
probably better to get it out of the way before she drinks the moviprep tonight

 >>/1019897/
The poor old bat, she will be suffering.

 >>/1019899/
i was just doing a leisurely poo and she knocked on the door and handed me the phone and said the nurse needed my mobile number and she couldn't remember it

 >>/1019904/
0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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 >>/1019906/

made two chookie wraps for lonch
having a cheeky bottle of sauv blanc now

just realised tomorrow is also the 18th anniversary of fatherbot's death
bad omen for bum telescoping

Crusiey i wanna get a semi auto slingshot and shoot 🐇 or whatever

https://gelshadow.com/products/semi-auto-high-precision-aluminum-alloy-professional-slingshot-catapult?_pos=1&_sid=b78cbc71e&_ss=r&fbclid=IwRlRTSATqDtRwZG9mBWZkaWQWUMawFXAGXmt1JUa0MXSiDD2xTnllCWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR4AjZsrLGaUc9z35qGQtOHYavtOxrhLhhVUrYjgfrXjZuV5Qm3vc45IJWebMQ_aem_aeRE1IpZA5-sajeIyaZhDw

 >>/1019916/
> Worldwide Free Shipping!No worries for the customs!

 >>/1019915/
She will be fine. Omens aren't real.

 >>/1019916/
> shoot possum or whatever

Watching a video of a man building a house. Took my sock off. Bit puffed out from that.

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> Unreal banana peel it bloody hammers works really good very solid workmanship kills 2 b____'s 1 stone if you know what I mean bake bean💪💯

Wish someone would build me a house. How much does bill charge per hour?

 >>/1019920/
You are wise to take the socks off one at a time. Pace yourself.

might fly some drones over military bases and claim they're ufos

Feeling sleepy. Have reached the point where I need an afternoon nap every day

 >>/1019922/
I was paying him $1300 cash every second weekend (4 days work), so $325 a day tax free.

 >>/1019925/
They call it a siesta and it is normal. You are in top health NEET.

 >>/1019926/
That is a reasonable rate.

Might fly some UFOs over military bases and claim they're drones.

 >>/1019928/
From memory I googled the hourly rate of a salaried painter because I didn't want to jew him. Then I find they're hitting Motherbat up for this that and the other every few months.

 >>/1019928/
I don't get the impression bill is laboring at a reasonable rate.

 >>/1019931/
Yes, his halo didn't take long to slip once the basic slopping of paint on the walls and ceiling had finished.

Only corner of the house that hasn't re-cracked was the one we started on where I stood there and dictated how far back to remove the internal render and insisted the raw crevices be sealed with a PVC wash and built back out with expanding foam.

Could have spent the $2600 a month on single malt and hookers and done a better job myself.

 >>/1019933/
it sounds worryingly full of chemicals

 >>/1019935/
there's probably worse in your fruit and veg

 >>/1019928/
No it isnt.

Opened a second bottle of wine. Limestone Coast cab sauv this time.

 >>/1019930/
> Then I find they're hitting Motherbat up
That's a separate issue.

 >>/1019934/
> hookers
a good tugger is a good house painter, it's all in the wrists

 >>/1019931/
Webby is a very harsh critic.

 >>/1019939/
It is, but there's also this thing called "family".

Did motherbat have to pay bill extra so he'd put up with webby?

 >>/1019943/
I think Webby is probably nice to him in person, he just complains on here and maybe to Motherbat as well.
I think Motherbat probably enjoys complaining about people too.

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 >>/1019944/

Had an ultrasound of my neck arteries, all clear. Surprisingly 30 years of obesity and binge eating chocolate every day has yet to result in any detectable build up of plaques.

 >>/1019946/
That is good news NEET.

 >>/1019946/
The food doesn't stay in your neck when you eat it.

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 >>/1019948/

10k did they check the blood vessels of your neck for plaques after they found plaque build up near your heart? I would've thought they were linked.

 >>/1019949/
The secret to avoiding heart disease is to absorb all the fat and cholesterol into your belly.

At the end of the Jurassic Park book they all agreed that because the dinosaurs were dangerous and had killed some people that the appropriate thing to do was for the army to come in and kill them all and burn everything.
I did not find that realistic. The island was isolated, and co-existing with dangerous animals is not new to human beings.
It was a bit ridiculous how no-one made a case at least for keeping the animals there to study, even if the idea of a zoo with the public visiting may not have been a good idea. Although I don't agree that the zoo concept was wrong anyway. If we can keep tigers in zoos we can keep dinosaurs.
The author was making some sort of anti-science anti-hubris argument about man playing God but I was not convinced.
I think if we can bring back extinct species we should.

Medicine is a myth.

 >>/1019951/
And that is why losing weight is so dangerous. It releases it all back into the bloodstream.

 >>/1019952/
That book was written by an Epstein-tier bum fucker. He doesn't even know good dinosaurs.

 >>/1019955/
What are the good dinosaurs?

 >>/1019956/
he didn't even have brontosaurus in his book, just fifteen (15) gay ones

 >>/1019957/
> brontosaurus
That was always my favourite.

He had triceratops, stegosaurus and T-Rex. those are all good ones.

 >>/1019955/
crichton wasn't gay, and he wasn't jewish

 >>/1019958/
stegosaurus was okay I guess

 >>/1019959/
You failed to mention dinosaur preferences. Curious.

 >>/1019949/
The buffalo hump and the neck are separate.

 >>/1019962/
I wish mine were.

 >>/1019963/
Even if they look merged, they are separate structures. If I filleted you, there would be some serious marbling between the two.

 >>/1019964/
Cook my piece over the grill please.

 >>/1019965/
I was going to pound yours out and make some kind of gigantic parmigiana challenge for Beard Meets Food.

 >>/1019958/
I like bulbasaur

Not good in head.

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 >>/1019967/

I remember going to see The Land Before Time (1998) one school holidays with the woman who provided day care. Her faggoty son (aged 7) was crying when the lights came on. I (aged 8) gave him shit.
IIRC, Pizza Hut had some good LBT plastic tie-in shite. Could go a mini  pidser and a pebi, or a sub and a pebsi.

 >>/1019968/
We know.

Remember pixxa hut pencils? Based as fuck. Better than carpenter's pencils.

Cruisey can't even remember Lizbef Pizza Hut dine-in.

 >>/1019970/
> Throughout the films they embark on adventures, learning lessons about life, teamwork, and friendship along the way.

> The Land Before Time XIV: Journey of the Brave (2016)
fuck me

 >>/1019970/
I cried during that movie.

Pizza Haven were better than Pizza hut.

 >>/1019977/
From a takeaway perspective, they were nearly identical.

 >>/1019978/
A sophisticated palate could tell the difference. The more subtle flavour notes.

Opened  third bottle of wine (a shiraz).

 >>/1019979/
My point was the dine-in Pizza Hut experience, you fucking dildo.

 >>/1019981/
How many trips to the dessert bar did you make?

 >>/1019981/
yeah and the ice cream factory

 >>/1019982/
none of your business, toll

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The AI is helping me with my trauma.

I bet the red jelly square count was in the double digits.

had a wet shave
she has some fucked up idea that I need to dress like an eastern suburbs professional to greet doctors and nurses (who know if you a real nigga)

 >>/1019986/
I swear I'm going to smash you, cunt.
You trolls don't know it, but Cruisey has his personal equivalent of a 'no fly' list (the No Van List), and I'm not afraid to put you on it.

 >>/1019987/
She is an old-fashioned lady from a different era.

 >>/1019988/
I ride up the front of the van with Cruisey. We make up little nicknames for the rest of you.

 >>/1019987/
> need to dress like an eastern suburbs professional
Does she know that the professional attire no longer fits?

 >>/1019987/
Wear the BMX pants.

 >>/1019989/
so i have like a 5k watch and cognac Chelsea boots, and beige PAC old-scholar pants, and some faggy baby blue knit sweater

 >>/1019991/
i'm a fat cunt, but i'm able to hold pretty consistant-like

 >>/1019992/
I didn't bring them. I made her roll my regular jeans cuffs this morning to walk Sweaty.

 >>/1019990/
I get one-on-one day trips with the Cruisedog. You'd cry if you knew what we say about you.

she doesn't have to check in until 11am, so she is going to be squelching half the day

 >>/1019981/
I remember the drive thru barnacle bills.

 >>/1019997/
very old neet or telling lies

 >>/1019997/
It had a double-lane roundabout right in front. You had to make to exit up on two wheels.

 >>/1019998/
Its next to hj. The building is still there. It was only like 20 years ago.

 >>/1019996/
Be a support to her. No off-colour remarks.

 >>/1019976/
The 10 year old girl who voiced one of the dinos was shot to death before the film hit the cinema :(

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BoardNEET on the left after he finally graduates from ninja school.

 >>/1020000/
That was Pizza Hut you tard.

 >>/1020002/
It may have been self defence.

 >>/1020004/
It was bills at one point. I remember wagging from fremont snd ordering through it going to the centre.

 >>/1020001/
I asked for a beach towel (doubled over) for the front seat of the car, no more, no less.

 >>/1019995/
> one-on-one day trips with the Cruisedog.
He only takes clients on those if he thinks they will put out.

My memories are real doggone it.

 >>/1020005/
Unfotunately Daddy (with a wog name), murked the entire family.

 >>/1020007/
That was a reasonable request, if put to her with sensitivity.

 >>/1020006/
i'm going to believe you because you said fremont, but i think you're wrong
BB might have been where the BBQ place is now... HJs was definitely on sacred PH ground

Maybe it was on the other side, after the bws. I think there was a servo there

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 >>/1019970/
> Pizza Hut
god I wish we still had all you can eat pizza places

 >>/1020008/
He'll do anything for a pepper pie or better.

 >>/1019987/
Better get that tie out.

 >>/1020014/
The waiting times sucked sometimes between refills. Bad home types would take 3 pixxas in one go.

 >>/1020000/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/1020012/
I feel like it was next to hjs. Used to go there every day and play love cats by the cure on the jukebox because the emo chick liked it and you could see the cars go around the back of it where the drive thru window is.
I need to go check but I thunk its still got the window.

 >>/1020016/
The bum telescope guy has com sci and applied math degrees before the bum scoping dealio. He knows I know and that I'm ready for the pebsi challenge on three architectures.

 >>/1020019/
I need topography. I need charts. I'm old and frail and I might be misremembering.

 >>/1020021/
Proof

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Fs

It deleted my detailed map

 >>/1020023/
what is this, nigga?

 >>/1020022/
i require proof of being an oldfag retard? i would have thought that is the default

 >>/1020025/
A map

 >>/1020027/
it blankn?

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The last one was btter

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Want boig

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https://m.facebook.com/elizabeththatwas/photos/ye-olde-food-village-on-elizabeth-way-date-unknowncourtesy-playfords-past-recoll/1091598729668935/

 >>/1020029/
ffs

 >>/1020031/
Back when this sign was up, KFC was still Kentucky Fried Chicken, and they used a brown pin stripe theme on their cardboard packaging.

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 >>/1020034/
> Chatham House Rules.
They will regret letting certain fellows speak

 >>/1020035/
it's also rule, singular

 >>/1020036/
Chatham House Rule*

Maybe theres more rules once you get in the house.

clap 'em house rules for thursday night neets

*Tunnel Snake Rule

 >>/1019988/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/1020000/
Thank you Wizzy.

 >>/1020034/
>  >⏰ 12:30pm – 3:30pm AWST
Ask them to clarify when it starts and ends, very confusing.

Watching catdog. Depressed.

Tried pokemon now new fraiser. Something will make me happy.
Might try food.

fell over 3 timees in hee hwoer lol

 >>/1020046/
Sleep tight NEET.

 >>/1020046/
That last bit sounds like an ambulance

 >>/1020045/
webeer frrasier
pssum niles
cruisey dad
zetyz dafney

 >>/1020049/
monk could be that ex-alcoholic bartender

 >>/1020049/
Dad is dead in this one.

Almost got 3d modeller and animator generators running. 
I will make the best games ever and also very retarded
> cat game
> arena shooter with cats
> pirate ship cannon that sends the cats flying
> pirate ship battle mode
> ww1 dogfights mode where you can also take shits out of the plane
> ???

> pepe adventure 2 NEET edition

desire to rape increasing. need to make dating profiles

 >>/1020051/
RapeDad?

 >>/1020051/
frasier is in his 70s by now

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Tired. Never seem to get anything done.

 >>/1020055/
you need durgs

Might setup instagram bots that farm money for me

https://x.com/mikakilpelaine1/status/2087525261256618470

 >>/1020046/
 >>/1020049/
dRuk?

 >>/1020058/
It's pretty bad in the UK at the moment.

 >>/1020058/
liittlebit

can you still get 5l tubs of ice cream?

 >>/1020061/
no fat cnt

2 chiggn wraps, vanillca cusrd, dicded peacches, lemoon jlly for dninr

 >>/1020063/
Lucky NEET.

 >>/1020064/
hardly
had to make wraps muself cos "somebou" eating pooo juice

don't know what food to cook tomorrow. has to be put in fridge for microwaving

 >>/1020066/
Chilli con carne and rice please.

 >>/1020066/
spaghetti bolognese with lots of cheese

oh she ngry bout 3 wniees

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webby do you have an n100 mask with fume filter i can borrow?

 >>/1020063/
Gimme all that

 >>/1020069/
She is justified. You need to be fit to drive her tomorrow.

Weber makes tendie wraps.. with salad.

I've been preaching about salad and he's been a fruit and veggie feeder this whole time. I'm eating tendies and sauce in spite.

 >>/1020072/
i drive the best

T-15 UNTIL SHE HITS THE MOVIPREP

We have a NEET who makes a post saying he is eating a salad and then a few hours later in a new post declares he hasn't eaten any fruits or vegetables all day.

 >>/1020076/
> MOVIPREP
A different type of prep than the one Pidge is on.

There is salad denialism on the board.

 >>/1020066/
Nice hot and spicy curry.

 >>/1020078/
I presume this one is surgical grade

 >>/1020081/
oh he meant the aids medicine

 >>/1020082/
there is no shame any more.

 >>/1020074/
I presume this one is surgical grade

 >>/1020070/
no.?

> still thinking about hanging out on fibromyglia support boards in hopes of meeting a fibro qt

Made some low fat spaghetti. Turns out pretty much anything can be changed to be low in saturated fat and it still tastes ok. We just get fed greasy goyslop because it's slightly cheaper.

 >>/1020083/
Stigma is gone.

might chilli con carne and curry and a few jars of spagetti sauce
all must have chilli added to them

 >>/1020089/
Did she tuck you in?

 >>/1020087/
> Turns out pretty much anything can be changed to be low in saturated fat and it still tastes ok
That is absolutely false. Skellie propaganda.