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Before MonkAI launches, have some more sloppa
> Make time every day for meaningful connection with someone you care about, because research consistently links strong social relationships with greater happiness and well-being.

> End each day by writing down a few things you’re grateful for, as randomized trials and a large systematic review suggest gratitude practices can improve positive mood and mental well-being.


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Stuck in the old thread ffs. I got so fucked up last night. If a woman was near me i would have raped her no doubt.
There’s something wrong with me
Might get a coffee and see what the fuck i did with monkai
I ran out of claude and was raging because i had to use chatgpt
































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for some reason i magically had an audio recorder extension installed and recording audio for like 12 hours. either i got so boonged i for some reason decided to record myself or someone hacked me

























































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Bad home neets decided to park every stolen car they could find here last night, in some kind of general amnesty, or as a joke. 

Now when 15 police cars try to raid the block they won't have anywhere to park. Genius. Nobody will be able to put their wheelie bins out. Nefarious. They can hold a stolen car auction. Entrepreneurial.





































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You’ve browned the 1.7 kg bolar, cut into large chunks, in your stainless-steel pan in batches, deglazing after each batch and saving all the browned liquid. You’ve also cooked the onions and spices in the same pan, then combined that with the saved deglazing liquid. The Russell Hobbs slow cooker/multicooker is now loaded with the 764 g beef bones, browned beef, onions, carrots and stock-cube liquid.



















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Ok neets, let's try for the third and final time to discover Atlantis. With cruisey's wisdom guiding us, surely we will succeed this time!
This time we'll investigate the bubbles coming up from the bottom of the canyon:
> To the right (starboard) side of the Seeker you see bubbles rising steadily from the floor of the canyon.
> Carefully, you maneuver the Seeker between the walls of the canyon.
> On the floor of the canyon, you discover a large round hole out of which flow the large bubbles.  The Seeker is equipped with scientific equipment to analyze the bubbles. It also has sonar equipment that can measure the depth of any hole.
> If you decide to analyze the bubbles, turn to page 11.
> If you decide to take sonar readings, turn to page 15.








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Ok neets, we analyze the air bubbles:
> You squeeze into your sea suit and, outside the Seeker, you use special equipment to analyze the bubbles. As you work, you clumsily knock against the valve that dumps the compressed air necessary to make the Seeker rise to the surface. There is nothing to be done about it; so you continue to analyze the bubbles. They contain a high percentage of oxygen and no poisonous gases. Perhaps they are coming from some area below the sea where human-type beings can live and breathe.  Perhaps they are coming from Atlantis.
> You wonder whether you should try the Seeker's drilling arm to enlarge the source of the bubbles so you can explore it with the Seeker. But you are also very worried about the Seekers loss of rising capability. You might also be able to trap the bubbles and use them to raise the Seeker.
> If you try to collect the bubbles coming from the hole to fill the tanks of the Seeker, turn to page 24,
> If you decide to drill, turn to page 22.




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Let's drill then. I hope we don't end up letting all the air out of the undersea atlantean city:

> As you begin to drill, the stream of bubbles increases.

> The stream of bubbles is strong enough now to ruffle the surface of the sea. You could try to surface now and locate the exact position of the bubble area. Then you could make plans with the scientists aboard the Moray about what to do next.  But also, you could simply explore the hole with the Seeker to determine the source of the bubbles now! There is great risk in entering the hole, but it could lead to the source of the bubbles and maybe to Atlantis.

> If you explore, turn to page 38.

> If you try to surface, turn to page 35.




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> You decide to guide the Seeker into the new passageway to the bubble source. Suddenly the Seeker is swept downward as if pulled by a giant magnet. You lose consciousness. When you awake, you are in a well-lighted and comfortable room. Three people are standing close to you.  They look normal and appear to be friendly.

> The middle one speaks. "You are in the nether region of Atlantis. This is a visitors' reception room.  If you wish to come into the city of Atlantis, then follow us; but you may never return to your world.  If you wish to leave now, we will escort you safely to the surface. It is your choice. We do not wish to harm you."

> If you follow them into the city of Atlantis, turn to page 55.

> If you decide to return to the surface, turn to page 51.












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> The three people lead you into an enormous cavern. In the center of the cavern is a huge, silver-colored machine. It is shaped like a long tube with several round panels attached to one end.

> They lead you inside. It is the most advanced control room that you have ever seen. Computers, sensing devices, recording devices, monitors, and a host of dials and panels fill the room. A strangely shaped figure with a very large head and totally blank eyes faces you.

> 'So, now you are in the control room of Atlantis. You see our secret. We landed on this planet 3000 years ago. We used our anti-matter device to sink this continent beneath the sea so we could escape from your people. You can have a most pleasant and useful life here with us if you wish. All you need to do is allow us to inject you with a special serum to enable you to Hve down here. It is up to you. On the other hand, if you do not wish to be one of us, you will be held prisoner."
> If you submit to the injection, turn to page 71.
> If you decline, turn to page 73.

Well neets, do we get the jab?






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> Perhaps you are being foolish, but you decide to join them. The injection is painless and you feel no different than before. They lead you to a comfort- able room where you all share a special tea in celebration of your decision.
> "You see, all living beings are basically the same. Everything is connected in life. We have come from a different planet in search of other living beings. We have to be very careful about taking new people to our planet. Some of your people seek us out, just like you. We choose carefully'
> You are amazed at what they say. A choice is given to you. You can either journey with them through time and space to their planet, or you can remain in underwater Atlantis as a worker recording information about life on earth.
> If you decide to travel with them in space and time, turn to page 90.
> If you decide to stay in Atlantis as a worker, turn to page 91 

This is heavy. We really need to consult with cruisey on how to handle this spiritual developmental atlantean shit. He would know what to do.

















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I use two winter weight dooners on my bed if it gets too hot I push one down, and one dooner under the mattress to stop the cold coming from underneath. Keeps me warm even when it drops to minus 8 or so in a old weatherboard house.

























































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