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Weber I will give you some info on how these job network places work.
The most important thing to understand is that they will play no role in getting you a job.
They will not find a job for you. You are going to have to do that yourself.
They are just there as a support role, to help you get your resume into shape and maybe to help pay for anything you need to get you in a better position to find yourself a job.

I just thought I would say that to you in case you go in thinking that this guy you are going to deal with there is going to be finding a job for you. He won't. He won't even try.
That is just how it all works.
Good luck with your appointment today.











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bought some more, longer, 120cm shoelaces. These actually fit my sneakers, but they're bright white and my sneakers are brown and it looks absurd. I think god that I'm an autistic retard with no fashion sense or interest in how others perceive me. Hopefully they'll get dirty and dull soon enough






















No. 1021991 [Preview] [Reply]
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I keep thinking about that parking fine I got.
I have not heard back from them after I posted my review request in.
I have a bad feeling they are going to fuck me over.
I am NOT paying someone else's parking fine just because their AI can't read a number plate correctly.
Keep picturing some Pajeet in charge of doing the review.







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I went out and looked in the bin. The bananas weren't there.
There was just one empty banana peel. I ate the smallest of the three bananas I had. There were two more that I put on the table.
Where are they?

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update on monkAI
Got advice from an anon. He said to do some nerd optimisations shit.
I made claude do it. Now my qwen 3 coder went from like 16 tokens a second to 170 a second and uses like half the amount of tokens it was using before.
Based and redpilled.

















No. 1022018 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/1022007/
nope
a waiting area with signs everywhere saying sit down and somebody will check in with you shortly
13:50 PM in the afternoon some dumb bitch came around with a post it note  and took our names
a few minutes later some other dumb slut came and got me and apologised for being late. i asked what would happen if I rocked up for a job interview an hour late. no answer.
took some basic details
asked if i knew of datacomm
said i'd done numerous pentests for them as a subcontractor in the last role
some cunt called fez or something supposedly has an in with them so they might have something there next week
no details so probably helldesk work which i'll not do
home now
spent longer in bws than the other lot spent actually talking to me


No. 1022020 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/1022018/
Sounds rough NEET.
Some say the system is designed to be bad in order to motivate its participants to get a job just to get away from having to deal with the system any more.
Last time I was on it it motivated me to apply for the DSP instead.



















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Whenever I call Lifeline I end up in hobspidal surrounded by cops,  security gaurds and a nurse with a syringe full of sleepy juice. But the the sandwiches, bikkies and juices are nice!



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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/investigation-launched-into-bungle-that-saw-teen-lily-hooper-wrongly-declared-alive/news-story/4281ecb9ccc27b24995956123ea05113
lol numpties
















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but they probably also cut the fraction of a cent they pay for a view, as there's no such thing as a free lonch (or "The only free cheese is in the mousetrap" (Безоплатний сир буває тільки в мишеловці), as Coln. Kruksi might say)).











































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I finished watching that episode of The Lanterns.
It was not good.
Full of tired woke tropes. Portraying the white parts of America as somehow sinister and full of hidden evils.
Showing the young black man as the successor to the tired old white guy.
Evil stuff.















































































































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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/boy-13-arrested-following-alleged-attempted-sexual-assault-in-kooyong-after-dogs-filmed-chasing-him-away/news-story/7d2cf7a86a64bcb30fe4de143b5a8e9b
that niggger would-be rapist that got chased by the good doggos turned out to be "13" (+15 years border force remove on entry to country)





























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A chinese movie with no budget that took 5 years to make called the worst movie ever made became a meme and made 11 million dollars

https://youtube.com/shorts/QudmNHWN6xg?si=LerWtmFNhEugKFfk


No. 1022243 [Preview] [Reply]
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(Reee)Discovered i have ingrown townails and started cutting into them with the clippers. My big toenails were actually like 5mm deep into my toes. Which is probably why they hurt all the time. Have to tell the doctor later








No. 1022251 [Preview] [Reply]
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Salah is traveling through the desert, his wife walks in front of him by a 100 meters. They meet Ali, he says:
- The Quran says the wife should walk behind her husband!
- Yeah when the Quran was written the desert wasn't a minefield.








































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> I’ve been with APM for only about three weeks, and they’ve already referred me to a completely unsuitable role. I hold a PhD, a Master’s in Engineering, and qualifications in QA, yet they directed me to a position in aged care.







No. 1022322 [Preview] [Reply]
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the powers that be also love a level of lawlessness as part of their cultural marxism
the erosion of the traditional nuclear family is linked to a rise in social instability, moral decay, and lawlessness
without the stabilising authority of the family and traditional social hierarchies, state control expands, leading to a breakdown of organic social order, which is what they want











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I am watching a YouTube review of Lanterns by someone called Disparu. It is over an hour long.
I am going to have spent more time watching reviews of it than I did watching the actual thing.




















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My drug dealer sells literal roofies for like 2$ a tab and valium for 1.80$ a pill.

The demon in me is telling me to buy the roofies.
The lazy fuckwit in me is telling me to buy the valium.









































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Krooski?
> Australian Federal Police charge Russian Australian man with foreign interference offence
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-21/russian-australian-foreign-interference-charges-afp/107063538









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Had a really good chat today and got told i'm a smart boy. Mate is going to ask for a job for me which I really need because I'm financially retarded.
Need my rich-pilled cashmoney arc to start.
Then I can buy ozempic and steroids and get a NEET-eta
























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Went to go to dans but had 0 petrol left so i stopped at the petrol station and the guy gave me these for free. he said i could take all of it but i didn't want to take the sausage rolls.
he said most of their staff give away the pies and that every night so i might go there when i have no money for a free dinner.

jim beam double serves acquired.
































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NEETs i came off wagon, reported to Dans (or the equivalent in my cunt) and saw that my brand of seppo piss has been on clearance because i was probably 70% of the demand when on binge. i will likely get to enjoy a few days of this reduced price before the manager works out that demand has skyrocketed again and i am exploited for the full price















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Just did this for Home delivery, let's see how it goes
https://www.reddit.com/r/perth/comments/1vuijmj/found_this_im_assuming_its_a_mistake_go_get_it/



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struggling to get through a revolting sour beer that my former roommate left at the back of the fridge before leaving. i have to do it to increase space and order in the fridge thoughever. wish cunts would just drink strongbow darkfruit and normal beer instead of this trendy flavoured beer ffs













No. 1022513 [Preview] [Reply]
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that NEET is not of sound mind. Going out to goon and constantly trying to work out how much you can drink to still be able to drive home, is far more of an "evil trap" than the wholesome home goon. Real drinkers plan their benders and driving is never even a consideration. my dad had a friend who hit a cyclist and killed him on his drive home from the pub (drunk obviously) then when he woke up hungover, he remembered what he'd done and killed himself.

































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> Jack's Law is Australian legislation in Queensland that grants police permanent powers to use handheld metal detectors ("wands") to scan people and belongings for hidden knives and weapons in public places without needing a warrant
























































No. 1022620 [Preview] [Reply]
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Monk I have half set up (2/4) the PiKVM for the Proxmox cluster. I will wait until Tuesday for OfficeWorks to deliver more cables to add the third Proxmox host and the Raspberry Pi 5 to it next weekdend. The Rapsberry Pi will act as a Bastion host. It is all coming together, thank you.





No. 1022625 [Preview] [Reply]
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It is a humble collection of devices
Box 1:
Intel Core Ultra 9 288V 
32GB RAM (Intel Arc Graphics 140V)
2 TB NVMe 

Box 2:
Intel Core Ultra 9 288V 
32 GB RAM (Intel Arc Graphics 140V)
2 TB NVMe

Box 3:
Intel Core 7 150U 
32 GB RAM
1 TB NVMe




No. 1022629 [Preview] [Reply]
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DNS, Jellyfin, Wazuh, UniFi Server, toying the the idea of making another Honeypot host with a licensed version of Windows and an Automation server. Current plan is to build a segmented and isolated network reachable by only the bastion host with PiKVM connecting it all so it can managed remotely and not dependent on the Proxmox cluster if it fails.









































































No. 1022707 [Preview] [Reply]
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> Faggot is all alone drinking tinnies at some remote country train station on a saturday night and starved for attention. Faggot is too poor or scared to go the local pub around the corner 
m8, don't you live in a public dunny?






























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This frigid bitch is going to die and her cats are going to eat her corpse, no one will notice her missing until the neighbours notice the smell. Of course the jewish "underdog" levite is chasing after the attractive white "shiksa" girl that jews have dehumanised and sexualised into a parody of what true, self respecting white women are meant to be. All set in California, of course.






















































No. 1022792 [Preview] [Reply]
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How are we supposed to use the custom css? it's just an upload file thing.
Odilli could vibe code a text box entry field for custom text post styles like spoiler or autism in like 2 minutes.

Then I could just add an entry for each new style thing and we could have fun












No. 1022804 [Preview] [Reply]
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> Very easy to use.

> Except I think you can only get it via the dev tools of the browser.

> Very easy to use.

Shiban do you have brain damage bro? it's okay if you do, it's just something we should know.
We shouldn't have to hack the database mainframe just to add 3 lines of counter strike source by valve












No. 1022820 [Preview] [Reply]
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I think it's inherited from global, global being the parent. So global applies a colour to the retarded code styles I made when I didn't define the colour.

Oh well I don't care. I can add a spinning swastika when I wake up and have more monkAI credits


No. 1022822 [Preview] [Reply]
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What the fuck are you talking about.
It's actually very simple.
You save the CSS rules and write further ones into that file. When you done you upload it.
If you want to know how CSS works looks use these:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS
https://www.w3schools.com/Css/








































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Etho made me listen to this to make some retarded point. I told her about how Babylon lives through Hollywood and thr Jews reenact the sacrifices to Hammon and how the representation is the same as the actual act. Ariana Grande is the ultimate temple harlot. Giving their first borns for the glory of the nation.











































No. 1022906 [Preview] [Reply]
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They should be forced to honour each sale. When I saw the original Reddit post it had been active for 8 hours. How no one person noticed a massive spike in online orders for a specific purchase category is beyond me. It took them almost 10-11 hours to respond when they took down their website. If this was something malicious, it concerns me how long it took them to do anything. 

 >>/1022901/
Coles does Purchase authorisation on each order. Even with PayPal these are refunded very quickly compared to other PayPal transactions that can take days.




No. 1022910 [Preview] [Reply]
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> Coles does Purchase authorisation on each order. Even with PayPal these are refunded very quickly compared to other PayPal transactions that can take days.
You missed the point. The Coles spokesperson said everybody would be refunded, which implies the people who actually received the heavily discounted alcohol before the problem was discovered.






































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> Kanashiko dolls cry because they are designed as "crying babies"—their sad facial expressions and tearful features are a core part of their aesthetic as collectible plush and vinyl blind-box toys. The word kanashii (悲しい) means "sad" in Japanese, which inspires their melancholic look.

















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learnt to use the command line to download a livestream. very proud of myself. problem is, it's downloading from the start which is 5 days ago. roommates are not going to be enthused about me leaving this commnd running
















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