/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1022970/
How?

Hey NEETs, hope you're all well 
Did the retards fuck again the other night?
*gonna need you to imagine I also posted a pepe eating popcorn it won't let me

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> tfw in the temperature danger zone

 >>/1022982/
The show will never cease. One day bot will switch on Sunrise and I'll hear the news that it is over.

 >>/1022982/
Hello NEET. I am well. I hope you are well also.

 >>/1022988/
banjer teacher was on sunrise on friday morning
she got fat lol

 >>/1022988/
Still a better romance story than twilight
 >>/1022989/
Thanks NEET I'm doing ok.

 >>/1022990/
lol

 >>/1022992/
> romance story than twilight
Like that Helen woman

 >>/1022972/
 >>/1022976/
yes it told me to use yt-dlp and you have to use a specific command after that to get it to dl from the earliest point as opposed to from live. it was a bit of an iq test, i am very proud of myself. i understand monk a bit more and all the jargon he posts now

 >>/1022996/
Ran away with the green bin

 >>/1022999/
kek

A bloke I know who is a full on pisshead had a seizure and passed out at work the other day.
Broke his nose and fractured his arm and his works let him go.
Doctors have said his livers fucked.
He's only 36 the poor bastard.

 >>/1023001/
Poor fella. Is he going to dry to quit drinking?

 >>/1023001/
> and his works let him go
on what grounds?

 >>/1023002/
They said he has to but he hasn't stopped yet.
 >>/1023003/
Insurance and I think his boss is worried because he let him drink on the job for years, he was a baker.

might go to bed

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Can you get seizures from too much junk food and kfc?

 >>/1023001/
i've posted this before but you ave to really go hard to cook your liver. if you drink to that point you surely know what is happening and it's basically a suicide. i wish this lad well thoughever.

 >>/1023001/
kek. I got smashed the other night, blacked out and woke up with a broken toe.

gave you VIM. It means you will always have no-captcha and allowed images so long as your IP doesn't change, then it will take one post to auto re-register you.

 >>/1023006/
We need MonkAI to answer this.

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The night is only getting started.

Might make my Qwen 3.8 a bot that answers questions on the thread.

 >>/1023010/
I hope it is a high earning night.

Am I real?

Is asthma real?

 >>/1023007/
I really hope he does sober up, he's an all day drinker and ex meth head.
He may have been given worse news than he's saying tbh, he was pretty scattered when I talked to him.
 >>/1023008/
NEET wounds, cheers I'll try a pic

> tfw full of vim and vigour

 >>/1023010/
People leave half touched drinks all the time

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Neets, how long does it take for one standard to wear off on you? For me it doesn't seem like very long before any buzz or feeling of pleasure vanishes, just left feeling a bit tired.

 >>/1023017/
Do some slow backhand wrist hyperextensions.

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Wonder if Webby gives his rifle a female name.

 >>/1023021/
Yes, he calls it sweetie

 >>/1023021/
Countries, ships, guitars, and firearms are all female.

 >>/1023022/
This is my Sweetie, this is my gun
This is for walkies, this is for fun

I wonder if I could make a service for Australians to help them making backup copies of games.
I can freely backup any games for gamers all around the world to make sure their backup copies don't get lost, so perhaps I can put a backup copy of a game to a server with access to Australians in a way that their government don't mistake it generating backup copies (to safekeep games) with piracy and don't penalize them for it.
Perhaps with a registration system, or further encryption beyond https, like vpn to the server where the backup copy is stored.
I dunno. Just thinking.

This cover band is pretty fuggin good. The singer is nothing special but the guitars sound great.

 >>/1023023/
Is Transylvania really female though?

 >>/1023023/
You forgot to list Hungarian imageboard posters.

 >>/1023026/
What are they covering?

 >>/1023027/
Transylvania is not a country.
And it is trans not gender but woods.

 >>/1023025/
It is a nice thought

 >>/1023029/
Silverchair, Pearl Jam and now System of a Down. But the singer just aint got the goods.

need to get the washing off the line, it'll be dark soon and the possums will come out and climb all over the washing with their dirty paws

He can"t hit the high notes

 >>/1023032/
He goes straight for the undies.

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I think he's onto something.

This singer's lameness is upsetting me. RATM to Limp singer Bizkit.

 >>/1023032/
 >>/1023034/
You just can't get that garlic scent out after

None of this music is appropriate for the young families/kids in the audience. I'm old.

worried about this script i'm running. i don't know i have the space to have this thing download 5 days worth of youtube livestream. what will happen if it runs out of space while i'm sleeping?😕

 >>/1023039/
You will be CURSED FOREVOR

Good grammar is the difference between helping your uncle ,Jack , off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

 >>/1023041/
What does grampar have to say in this matter?

 >>/1023035/
who is this one?

 >>/1023041/
> helping your uncle jack off a horse.
He said the horse needed it done for its health.

 >>/1023043/
That one is Josh. I imagine that is what Cruisey looked like when he was younger.

 >>/1023042/
He taught uncle jack his vile habits in the first place

I fucking love you Weber. And I will motivate you, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

 >>/1023040/
colour me spooked, backing everything up in lieu of my pc hard bricking

 >>/1023047/
Is Weber motivated by short dicked Congolian cannibals?

 >>/1023049/
We don't know. Researchers are looking into it.

The homeless guy got washed away too which is awful but also good.
I'll take a photo of the remains of his camp.
It was a really good setup too apart from being in a place that's underwater 3 months of the year.

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Cruisey is this revolutionary shower head dangerous?

All young males should be drafted.

 >>/1023052/
> I'll take a photo of the remains of his camp.
I look forward to it.

 >>/1023053/
I don't understand this one. I get the feeling he is making some kind of joke but I don't get it.

 >>/1023054/
Swan drafted?

 >>/1023056/
I think it might be for washing the penis.

 >>/1023056/
I believes he's talking about washing the NEET stick

 >>/1023053/
It would be good to wash your NEET stick with.

NEETMIND!

 >>/1023054/
If that fails they could've went to the Camp Tiff set-up before his accident.

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Tried these loaded cheesecake cookies from woolworths. Mediocre, save your neet bux for real cheesecake.

 >>/1023058/
 >>/1023059/
Oh I see now.

> washing the penis
I didn't know people did that.

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 >>/1023063/
Thanks for the review NEET. Sounds like you took one for the team with that one.

 >>/1023064/
Grils like it if you chisel the outer crust off first
Or do I've heard

 >>/1023065/
This is a good one.

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 >>/1023053/

I would not wash my penis in a common commie shower.

I want a fancy facist shower.
Golden eagles everywhere.
Thick red fluffy towels.
Small blacl ladies to scrub my scrotum.

 >>/1023069/
Great way to wash the floor tbh

 >>/1023069/
met a guy from "czechia" the other day. apparently it's not czech republic or Czechoslovakia it's that. i was schooled up on euro politics. they are good at ice hockey apparently, whatever you call them

 >>/1023065/
How did you get into this situation?

 >>/1023073/
You could've asked him about the Czech Hunter.

 >>/1023071/
That is what they took from us.

 >>/1023075/
kek

Shibs should regale the neets with horror stories of life under a socialist state, we need to put a stop to all this zoomer talk about 'democratic socialism'

 >>/1023077/
9/10 on IMDb

I used to know a joke about a pair of crocodiles eating tourists and I can't remember it but the punchline was the Czech is in the male.

 >>/1023078/
I would imagine all of Shibs horror stories would be about life in the post socialist state.

 >>/1023080/
kek

 >>/1023081/
Hungry in Hungary,
The Shibs Story

 >>/1023080/
lol

Moofie time!!!?

 >>/1023085/
No HP, sorry.

Surely we'll be streaming the new, better, diverse hp with nigger snape?

 >>/1023035/
> i need a shit, lets get in the shower
More normal than he knows

 >>/1023036/
Tell them to do down with the sickness

 >>/1023088/
It's water efficient too.

Might become a hoarder

 >>/1023091/
I'm looking for a new hoar

Waiting for the fireworks

 >>/1023093/
Tell us more about your plans

 >>/1023063/
Thank you.

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I've been rewatching Twin Peaks and I realised Doppelcooper is the personification of evil autism.

 >>/1023096/
> I've been rewatching Twin Peaks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MvCp0XtXYXw based

 >>/1023098/
So where to now?

 >>/1023099/
I got a room at the pub for a few nights. Beats sleeping at a bus stop shelter.

 >>/1023097/
The possums are not what they seem.

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 >>/1023101/

 >>/1023102/
kek

So Cruisey is missing, Weber has to do job club, iga is homeless and the NEETs found Atlantis.
All caught up.
Going to get chunky and whusky.

 >>/1023104/
Good catchup.

 >>/1023104/
> Cruisey is missing
I can only imagine he's thinking of us. He's going to provide an update on Glenn soon.

 >>/1023104/
> Atlantis.
*KFC

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my script (i'm le hax0r now because i used le command line) has downloaded 6gb of this vaporwave stream so far. i'm reluctant to leave it running all night but i have to to make sure i get the song i want. spooked, can't remember how much storage i have but it's probably not enough

good evening bros

 >>/1023104/
> Atlantis
We need a neet book club, to give the lads something to do besides drink

 >>/1023109/
hi

 >>/1023109/
GEN

 >>/1023109/
Hello NEET.

 >>/1023104/
is this fifo?

 >>/1023114/
 >>/1023109/
this was me

 >>/1023115/
FIFO? How have you been?

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Good night. xx

 >>/1023117/
Good night Pidge. xx
Poor Kevin.

 >>/1023114/
No I'm me

Fucking chink bitch didn't put the lid on my food properly.
Satay sauce all through my bag.
Woe.

 >>/1023109/
Hey NEET

 >>/1023120/
I am sorry to hear that NEET. Take it back and tell her what has happened. Ask for compensation.

 >>/1023116/
I was on wegovy all last year so i shrunk from 111kg to 78kg, health improved massively and I drank less. 
started dating this asian chick end of last year, was able to have regular sex with a non prostitute for the first time in my 32 years on earth. I was really hoping it would work out but she told me didn't see a future with me around march. First ever kind of heart break I have experienced. Dropped my bundle, started drinking nightly again and just eating whatever junk I wanted.  I ballooned out to 96 kg in record time. I have stabilised now and have a month on the wagon am almost back under 90kg. I'm still chainsmoking unfortunately. Still holding down a herding job, unsure what else I could try next work wise.

 >>/1023120/
Brown and yellow hands are doing to this country what they did to your bag.

 >>/1023124/
Didn't you stop posting here?

 >>/1023123/
Sounds like you have been through a lot NEET.
We are here for you if you need support.
You have done some good things. Don't let some setbacks stop you from continuing to make progress.
We learn from our mistakes.

 >>/1023123/
Hey Fifo that's a wild ride.
Good on you for getting things back under control that cant've been easy.

 >>/1023123/
Do you recommend wegovy to the other executive NEETs? What was it like?

 >>/1023117/
Night fella.

 >>/1023128/
Yes.Effortless weight loss pretty much. You just aren't any where near as hungry. You almost forget about food as a reward and can actually stop when you feel full. I smoked and drank so much less on it too.
All my bloodwork and health markers improved massively. It is worth it.
The first few days after going up a dose I sometimes got the squirts a little but other than it was fine.

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wish I was only 111kg

 >>/1023130/
Thank you for that information.

 >>/1023131/
Same. My first thought was "He wasn't even fat!" lol.

 >>/1023123/
> wegovy
did it cost much?

The chunky was still good (satay chicken,chicken and veg,rice and 2 spring rolls).
Having a whisky and watching the arm wrestling scene.

Has the endchan favicon changed recently?

 >>/1023134/
200-300 a month

 >>/1023135/
> 2 spring rolls
I could have done with a few springies.

 >>/1023137/
Are you back on it now?

 >>/1023137/
webby could cut bill's wages and invest in his own weight loss

 >>/1023140/
I have tried to get him on it but he is scared of possible side-effects.

 >>/1023140/
He should get wegovy for Bill

 >>/1023139/
Nah I'm just counting calories again now. Not being drunk every night makes it a lot easier to stick to a deficit. When I was blowing out I was planning to just get back on if I hit 100kg again.

 >>/1023143/
You are doing well.

 >>/1023144/
thankyou
how are things going for you?

 >>/1023143/
I find it very difficult to sleep unless I've eaten a reasonable amount, which stops me from having much of a calorie deficit.

 >>/1023145/
I am struggling a bit but it could be worse.
You have to try not to think about the bad things and to take pleasure in what you can.

 >>/1023146/
Have you tried filling up on low calorie feed?

 >>/1023148/
I don't think it's just a matter of feeling full, I sleep better when I've eaten some meat. I've had problems with insomnia for many years.

 >>/1023146/
do you think could fast until later in the day so you could have your largest meal before bed?

 >>/1023150/
Yeah I have done that in the past, the problem is these days I often wake up too early and need to have breakfast and fall asleep again. Food and metabolism and insomnia, all jumbled together

 >>/1023123/
That's a lot of things

The price of beer and premixed cans has doubled in the last 10 years but the price of good whisky hasn't changed.

 >>/1023153/
We thank God for these small mercies.

 >>/1023154/
True, I probably shouldn't say it out loud.

Wiped out for the whole day, spews. Not good, sore throat

 >>/1023123/
Your doing fine.
Here people get married then they turn fat, drunk and chainsmoker.

> tfw single drunk chainsmoker

I think Cruisey may be trapped in the Black Lodge

 >>/1023159/
Lodged in the black trap.

 >>/1023160/
Blacked in the trap lodge

 >>/1023161/
kek

 >>/1023161/
Kek

Fuck me
35 years later and I only just realised one of my mates from school completely stole his look from a twin peaks character

Wasn't there some thing about twin peaks?

 >>/1023165/
Yeah that guy did that thing and then that other thing happened and it all got like woah dude

At the end of the first scene of Twin Peaks there is two (2) ducks.
At the start of the second scene is a statue of 2 (two) ducks.

No Twin Peaks spoilers please. I still mean to watch it one day.

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Good night NEETs.
Heavy rains expected in the morning. Take care out there please.

 >>/1023168/
Sorry I will shut up.
It is very good.

 >>/1023169/
Good night NEET, may flights of hot boong chicks with wings carry you to your dreams.

Might become a nigger rapper like Sean Kingston or Afroman.

shit in my mouth weber

 >>/1023175/
Please, I am gaped, raped, and desperate.

> that time cruisey started raping faster than eminem

Weber refused to trade pokemon with me once.

weber used to be known as cyberleek

 >>/1023173/
You should make Hungarian Western Gangster Rap.

having an oj

 >>/1023184/
Freshly squeezed?

 >>/1023185/
no
having a mondster now

 >>/1023169/
Sleep tight NEET.

 >>/1023110/
I second this

 >>/1023188/
www.toughguybookclub.com/gawler_sa

 >>/1023189/
There used to be a pretty good show on ABC that reviewed books.

There used to be a lot of good shows on ABC.

need more sleep

need more seep

too hungover to live

too hungover to jive

 >>/1023182/
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I have played the games for the freeroam. Campaign has always been such a small percentage of overall game play, but it is disappointing.

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 >>/1023195/
I can relate

toilet bowl looked like a crime scene except poo juice instead of blood

 >>/1023200/
Do you know what caused it?

 >>/1023201/
His arse

 >>/1023201/
probably only drinking wine and not eating saturday and sunday

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took sweaty forr a walk

motherrbat 79 today

 >>/1023204/
Cant trust them. Your apricot danish is missing.

 >>/1023206/
Give her a shoulder squeeze and a peck on the cheek from me please.

 >>/1023207/
the one on the right is eye rolling like I know he does when he reads my posts

havig a miilo

 >>/1023211/
> Taking her out anywhere special?
yes but she wont say where she wants to eat

Hope she likes Dolans.

 >>/1023204/
Nice

 >>/1023204/
Lovely.
Those nice red pots and the possums would be pinched within days in my bad home area.
It is nice to see there are some parts of the country still civilised.

 >>/1023206/
Happy birthday to the bat.

I reckon they would take the whole mailbox pillar here. Just wheel it off on a hand trolley.

 >>/1023217/
> a hand trolley
Or more likely just push it into a shopping trolley.

 >>/1023217/
> hand
shopping*

 >>/1023218/
 >>/1023219/
goddamn hivemind

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 >>/1023219/
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 >>/1023221/
stop stealing my thoughts!!

 >>/1023213/
Get her the ice cream cake.

 >>/1023206/
Did she get the all clear from the colonoscopy?

 >>/1023224/
they removed some polyps
waiting on histology

 >>/1023225/
I hope everything turns out well. Polyps are normal at her age.

Wombo DOESN’T work for asio
Ha  ha ha

Motherbats last birthday was like 3 months ago it felt like
Wtf

 >>/1023228/
that was mother's day, dumb dumb

gm again neets

 >>/1023230/
Good morning.

Blasted.
Taking two zinc a day and only fapping every second day is so satisfying. Legitimately one handful of cum.
Yogurt cannon is back in action.

 >>/1023232/
what IU of zinc?

what did webby get his mum?

 >>/1023232/
Recycle tge zinc

 >>/1023233/
I think i take 50mg a day. The recommended is like 40 max but the tablets come in 25mg

 >>/1023235/
Shut up chris chan

 >>/1023232/
Whose hand are you cumming in?

 >>/1023237/
Fuck that reminds me 
If you ever find yourself trying to explain chris chan to a psychologist just don't do it, get up and run away instead.

we should all take zinc next week and have a sperms shooting competitin

I don't like to poo poo on a NEET's hobbies, but taking high doses of unnecessary supplements just to "blast" more when you wank seems a bit silly.

 >>/1023206/
Happy Birthday Bat!

speaking of shooting, cops arrested a bikie down here yesterday for violating his firearms prohibition order because he used one of those duck shooting carnival guns at a festival
refused bail

 >>/1023244/
Good, now those ducks can live in peace.

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Look how the police tried to bury this story. "Man from the Northern Suburbs" is what the headline says, and then when you get into the article you get the real news.

 >>/1023244/
That is messed up but all bikies should be executed or at least imprisoned.

 >>/1023249/
Even Cruisey?

I am in favour of imprisoning Cruisey but I think execution might be going a bit far.

 >>/1023253/
Shocking!

 >>/1023256/
Damn skellies always escape that way

Going for a walk.

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The failed homeless camp
He had his fire right under a bunch of dead trees too, would have burnt himself out soon enough

The woman at Woolies came out from behind the counter and hugged Motherbat.
Had to go to the bank twice. First time (before branch opening) the deposit ATM was out of order. Second time machine was supposedly fixed but the ate my money, so I had to go to the counter. Everybody was looking when I was shouting fuck and heck at the machine. Stupid gringots jew behind the counter who was about 90 didn't care about their failure.

 >>/1023265/
To be fair it got flooded out and I think it's been looted since.
He had it all neat and hidden away a month ago.

There's a boong camp about 2km further down that's basically a small garbage tip they sit in, full feral.

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Worried that fifo only weighed 111kg and had a heart attack. Real fatties like me are on borrowed time. I need to lose weight.

 >>/1023268/
I'm a skelly and I've had 2.
Enjoy your feed NEET you're fucked either way.

When I become homeless I think I'm gonna go live in an electrical substation.

 >>/1023270/
You could live in the sewers with that pommy NEET that was scared of nuclear war.

 >>/1023270/
Smart, free electricity.

It's lunchtime, but I'm too lazy to cook. What would fifo do at a time like this?

 >>/1023273/
he'd get a boig and chips ad a heiniken at the wanker pub

 >>/1023273/
He would eat some fruit.

 >>/1023267/
true freedom

 >>/1023273/
Scam a free lunch from the chinese place

 >>/1023263/
He did well to get sponsorship like that.

 >>/1023278/
Kek ,He might have had an upside down blonde fetish

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I watched No Time to Die (2021).
And that concludes the Bond saga for now.
I have to say the Daniel Craig era started off stronger than it ended.
Dame Judy was better as M than Ralph Fiennes.
I don't like how they added the hostile negress girl boss to this one. She was just a cunt for no reason.
I feel it was an error to have Bond simp for women the way the Daniel Craig one did. Obviously the producers felt a modern Bond couldn't be the sort of man Sean Connery had been, but they were wrong to change him like that.
The only good Bond romance in the films was the one George Lazenby had.

I hurt my back bending down to pick up a towel.
I can barely move. Shuffling along trying to walk without lifting my feet.
What a life.

In horrible pain. I'm going to have to lie down.

 >>/1023280/
You are a harsh critic but your words carry weight. Now watch the simpsons from the beginning

 >>/1023282/
 >>/1023281/
That sucks, hope you feel better soon NEET
Sometimes a hot shower can help

 >>/1023270/
Sleep tight NEET.

 >>/1023281/
I can feel that pain. Ouch.

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A wise bat has said more than once
> she would be good for you

I was going to go to spud shed but I've left it too late now and it will be full of smelly people
Might go tomorrow morning

 >>/1023264/
I have never trusted those deposit ATMs.

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I made an ATM deposit last week

Cooking a batch of low fat breakfast burritos for lunch, would you neets like any?

 >>/1023289/
Morning is best for shopping. The only downside can be if the bakery has not got all the fresh things made and out yet.

Stepped out of old mates car to be polite for a fart and blasted my jocks and had to scurry to the toilet :/
But he didn’t notice

 >>/1023293/
Hold on NEET, we are getting the ransom together. Cruisey is holding out.

 >>/1023292/
> low fat
No thanks NEET.

 >>/1023289/
2kg potatoes thanks.

 >>/1023290/
All they do is take your money.

Got about 25$ to last until tuesday then i get another 30$

 >>/1023292/
>  low fat
no

Cruisey i need a mong herder to stop me from buying alcohol

 >>/1023296/
I'll donate 20 cents.

 >>/1023299/
Well bantered.

 >>/1023300/
> tuesday 
That's tomorrow.

 >>/1023302/
It would be against your autonomy and human rights for a herder to stop you from doing something.
They could help you open the bottle if you were struggling.

> need someone to open my VB bottles for me

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 >>/1023297/
Neets this is why we keep having heart attacks. At the neet compound it will be wegovy and low fat mince for everyone.

 >>/1023308/
>  and low fat
kill me now

Can't play the video but GregO looks like he was smashed on the plane

Are there any healthy types of corn chips available in the shops?

10 standoes yesterday
I feel fine today, but I feel silly for having had that many. I should've stopped at 6 and had the other six today.

Mowed the lawn
Feel knackered now

 >>/1023312/
I did 3/4 of a bottle last night after telling myself I'd have 2 drinks

 >>/1023314/
Spirits?

 >>/1023315/
Yeah, Bleh.

 >>/1023311/
grreeon ones

300g crumbed porterhouse for lonch with roast tatties

 >>/1023306/
Do NEETs get human rights?

Took a shit. Three flushes. It could've done with a fourth but I will piss it clean later.

I have to say it is good not having to do a captcha
Well done whoever sorted that out

fix captcha please

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EzDKKKy9SzM

I asked Cruisey about my human rights once and he said I didn't have to worry my pretty little head about such matters

Might shit my guts out again.

 >>/1023325/
Run NEET run!!!

need my afternoon nap

 >>/1023323/
the half breed bug cunt lon hourichi who murdered the weavers also fired the first shots at waco

 >>/1023328/
I've not long been up lol.

 >>/1023268/
I was 138kg when I got struck down neet.

 >>/1023331/
300lbs, a proper big lad

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QUADS AN NUNNADA NEETS GONNA AVE AN ART ATTACKS IS WEEK
ANNA NEET WOTS KIGNAPPED WUNT GET RAPED

now that the danger zone of 138kg has been established I might binge eat until i'm up to 136 or 137. Just so long as I stay under the limit. All the cheesecake and kfc I can eat.

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> One Nation supporters have exploded in anger after MP David Farley admitted his party's migration target is about the same as Labor's, and possibly higher.
> Pauline Hanson attempted to clarify his comments, but confirmed One Nation's long-standing target of 130,000 was net overseas migration, not capped visas or arrivals, and did not include temporary seasonal agricultural workers.

 >>/1023334/
You will be doomed if you have a half asleep 3am feed

 >>/1023329/
I can almost understand this sentence
The words in it anyway

 >>/1023337/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lon_Horiuchi

 >>/1023313/
You need a nanny nap.

 >>/1023306/
How kind.

 >>/1023320/
Big Poo NEET

 >>/1023321/
 >>/1023322/
mmmmmmm

 >>/1023325/
There's no way out.

 >>/1023333/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/1023339/
I was just thinking I might do that

Neighbours just got a parcel and I swear the driver yelled out YABBLEWOBBLEBIBBLEBUBBLE
It honestly didn't even sound like speech

packet of wagon wheels down the hatch

 >>/1023311/
Corn is only good for fattening livestock

 >>/1023335/
ffs pauline, you had one job

 >>/1023346/
Heh