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If you have a Starlink. NT Parks Offices refuse to take in-person bookings and payments (lol because they know their staff will just pocket it) and it can only be done online. If you're driving past and just learning of Henbury for the first time, there's no way to get online except through >$180/month Satellite Internets.













































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Noticed a strong correlation between exercise and how well I sleep afterwards. I need cardio and weight training to help me sleep properly, just long walks isn't enough. The problem is I'm a fat lazy shit.

































































































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Yes of course. They gatekeep entry to the trade forum.
Signing up is free but you have to wait 3 months to use trade forum.
Everything I've bought off there gets posted next day and arrives in advertised condition.
I just bought ram off there and it arrived from SA in like 3 days.

















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What if I just spend big on afterpay and then never pay it back? 
The problem with my commbank slapper is they can probably just move money from my regular every day account onto it, and my existing debt limits me from getting other formal slappers 
I'm never getting a mortgage so my credit rating doesnt really matter. What are they gonna do, have the sheriff wheel clamp my car?






































































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> it was really hard to stop them fucking
it has basically been proven scientifically that if you raised a girl and a boy in complete isolation from the outside world, they will still work out how to play hide the snosage at a relatively early age

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Fuck that crippled shit for mong appliance users. The same hardware can do full offgrid exclusive Internetworking, but mongs know only how to buy off alibaba. Even Hams are spastic for it, while they've got AX.25 digis already covering the country.
























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Back still very sore.
I have worked out that if I leave my left leg stretched out straight behind me I can bend the other one and reach slowly down to do simple things at ground level.
Socks still not close to possible.

































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I read a post earlier that said I'd drink it with pepsi, and now its gone.
Starting to think that mongBO is the cause of the fucking captcha problem. Making me spaz out and not post. 
Stanners is posting good content and I'm locked out. Ffs cunt. Captcha is retarded. 
You're drunk with power and think its worth something. We're on an anonymous imageboard and you make me fucking do some facebook type bike finding algorythm bot test shit to post. Its fucking gay. Fuck you. No other cunt did that and we've had shit bo's. You're worse than possum. Theyre going to post pizza and gore. We're going to close tabs and come back later. You wanted this responsibility. The job is to clean up shit, and you know that. Thankless work, that we appreciate. You cant be a charity worker and expect recompense for the effort. Spoiler my fucking image for me faggot. You want this. You are making my internet experience less enjoyable and forcing me to undertake unneccessary tasks. Thats your job as BO, not mine. Imagboards are awesome. Captcha is gay. Moderation is hard. Fuck captcha.






No. 1024458 [Preview] [Reply]
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Remember before, when we all had to do captchas 24/7?

I made your VIM automatic but my server is down at the moment so it isn't.
I tried to tell you your IP literally changes every post so I can't do anything.
Why don't you get weber to help you get a VPN so your IP always stays the same you buffoon.

I can't sit here all day and click no-captcha allow-images on every one of your posts so maybe every second one gets a free captcha.

I'm the one who got rid of the tranny-child porn spam.

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Calm down I don't manually delete good NEETs posts.



No. 1024461 [Preview] [Reply]
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Also weber could be giving you VIM every time you ask but he doesn't seem to do much.
When you both go back to /bb/ to jo and charge up why don't you ask him to make you a VPN and give you VIM?
Or why don't you just become a moderator and give VIM to yourself, you absoloute mong lmao?




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You made weber leave by making me spaz out and hit your mother. Why couldnt you just fucking leave it alone and already have captcha fixed by the time I got home. I ask so fucking little of you and you still disappoint. What a worthless grub you make yourself out to be. I just watch you and your actions and you expect me to sit still and not post negress arseholes? I am only man and you are capable of better. You chose to be hopeless... I'll run off to bb to tell him to put his bins out. I cut that other good NEEToff that was about to tell him. No, no. Its fine, you just sit there being too busy and I'll go chase after him. I should wipe the lips off your mouth. All they'll do is whore and lie, and its a choice. You fucking grub.










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> ll had to do captchas 24/7
I rememeber doing that evrry day
> vim 
Bloop bloop
Dont care, shouldnt have to do it
> get weber to help 
No. 
> get a VPN
Unnecessary tasks
> every second
Fuck off
>  the one who
Woopdy do. Thats the job. You do it for free. 
< wrong captcha






No. 1024481 [Preview] [Reply]
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Because I dont want to log in to post. You reddit fucking faggot.
This is the last plaxe that has real normal internet and you are taking that. Your a mong.
Fucking log in each time, or accept that you might get a free captcha each post. 
Fuck off.




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> I'm still taking credit
Thankless job. Doing it for free. Anonymous board. I did it for a long time too. No thank you's. No need to announce. Delete and move on. Range bans fuck others.
You clean poo for free with no recompense. Go back to whatever app posting you come from if you need an upvote.





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Itll be bb, i like this site. Hes making the board retarded. The point is to post without restriction. Its really gay and i will be upset and think hes a bitch if he now threatens to stop being bo or some shit. Im not asking for that. Hes doing a good job. Captcha is gay. Doesnt stop the spam as its dedicated and direct hell fill it out too. Theres going to be kid porn. Either way. Not mitigating anything just slowing it down. Itd only last for 10 min either way, then it is the job of the shit shovelers to delete. And i could help but dont want to. Its a thankless job that needs to be done for free.
Thank you for being that person bo.






















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This episode of retard circus!

10k returns!

Cruisey loses his mind over captcha, that was 100% required for years!

igay returns to the light side, a move no one saw coming! not even your humble narrator

mongBO tries to make the CSS better and fails, but shiban comes to the rescue and the boong of the bottom right is saved!

Stay tuned for next thread of retard show!
















































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Cruisey I wanna Gold card!
> For years, the McGold Card has been the stuff of Macca’s myth and legend. A-listers have been spotted with it. The internet has talked about it. And now, Australia can get in on it. The legendary McGold Card is coming to Australia for the first time ever, giving eight lucky winners the ultimate prize: free Macca’s for life.
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Went for a long waddle to hungry jacks for dindins. Ordered my favorite, a double smoky angus meal. They screwed up the order. Also the girl there had the coof, I only realised after I'd started eating the meal she'd handed me. And it just tasted dull.
I think me and miss fast food are finally done. We've had a passionate but stormy relationship for decades now, where I keep vowing it's just going to be this one time, then I'm never seeing her again, but this time I'm done. If I ever want another binge I'll get some mince and cheese from coles and fry that up, cheaper and tastier and no concerns about dirty brown hands handling my burger and chips. Done.













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I actually figured out what's going on.
Since they forced age verification on facebook in Australia, the kids there are flocking to Endchan. And since it's an Anglo school, they only learn about trans rights, they don't understand numbers and fail to solve the captcha.













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Got signed up for my Ls today. I am going to do an online course for it and then I'll have my learners permit. I should be working on that now but I'm being a boong and drinking instead.

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I fried up 500g of mince with an onion and built up some gravy around it with some garlic and chili flakes. I had it with pasta, peas and red kidney beans. I had three bowls of it back to back before passing out in a food coma.



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