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If you have a Starlink. NT Parks Offices refuse to take in-person bookings and payments (lol because they know their staff will just pocket it) and it can only be done online. If you're driving past and just learning of Henbury for the first time, there's no way to get online except through >$180/month Satellite Internets.































































































































































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What if I just spend big on afterpay and then never pay it back? 
The problem with my commbank slapper is they can probably just move money from my regular every day account onto it, and my existing debt limits me from getting other formal slappers 
I'm never getting a mortgage so my credit rating doesnt really matter. What are they gonna do, have the sheriff wheel clamp my car?
































































































































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I read a post earlier that said I'd drink it with pepsi, and now its gone.
Starting to think that mongBO is the cause of the fucking captcha problem. Making me spaz out and not post. 
Stanners is posting good content and I'm locked out. Ffs cunt. Captcha is retarded. 
You're drunk with power and think its worth something. We're on an anonymous imageboard and you make me fucking do some facebook type bike finding algorythm bot test shit to post. Its fucking gay. Fuck you. No other cunt did that and we've had shit bo's. You're worse than possum. Theyre going to post pizza and gore. We're going to close tabs and come back later. You wanted this responsibility. The job is to clean up shit, and you know that. Thankless work, that we appreciate. You cant be a charity worker and expect recompense for the effort. Spoiler my fucking image for me faggot. You want this. You are making my internet experience less enjoyable and forcing me to undertake unneccessary tasks. Thats your job as BO, not mine. Imagboards are awesome. Captcha is gay. Moderation is hard. Fuck captcha.






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Remember before, when we all had to do captchas 24/7?

I made your VIM automatic but my server is down at the moment so it isn't.
I tried to tell you your IP literally changes every post so I can't do anything.
Why don't you get weber to help you get a VPN so your IP always stays the same you buffoon.

I can't sit here all day and click no-captcha allow-images on every one of your posts so maybe every second one gets a free captcha.

I'm the one who got rid of the tranny-child porn spam.

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Calm down I don't manually delete good NEETs posts.







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You made weber leave by making me spaz out and hit your mother. Why couldnt you just fucking leave it alone and already have captcha fixed by the time I got home. I ask so fucking little of you and you still disappoint. What a worthless grub you make yourself out to be. I just watch you and your actions and you expect me to sit still and not post negress arseholes? I am only man and you are capable of better. You chose to be hopeless... I'll run off to bb to tell him to put his bins out. I cut that other good NEEToff that was about to tell him. No, no. Its fine, you just sit there being too busy and I'll go chase after him. I should wipe the lips off your mouth. All they'll do is whore and lie, and its a choice. You fucking grub.




















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> I'm still taking credit
Thankless job. Doing it for free. Anonymous board. I did it for a long time too. No thank you's. No need to announce. Delete and move on. Range bans fuck others.
You clean poo for free with no recompense. Go back to whatever app posting you come from if you need an upvote.





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Itll be bb, i like this site. Hes making the board retarded. The point is to post without restriction. Its really gay and i will be upset and think hes a bitch if he now threatens to stop being bo or some shit. Im not asking for that. Hes doing a good job. Captcha is gay. Doesnt stop the spam as its dedicated and direct hell fill it out too. Theres going to be kid porn. Either way. Not mitigating anything just slowing it down. Itd only last for 10 min either way, then it is the job of the shit shovelers to delete. And i could help but dont want to. Its a thankless job that needs to be done for free.
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This episode of retard circus!

10k returns!

Cruisey loses his mind over captcha, that was 100% required for years!

igay returns to the light side, a move no one saw coming! not even your humble narrator

mongBO tries to make the CSS better and fails, but shiban comes to the rescue and the boong of the bottom right is saved!

Stay tuned for next thread of retard show!
















































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Cruisey I wanna Gold card!
> For years, the McGold Card has been the stuff of Macca’s myth and legend. A-listers have been spotted with it. The internet has talked about it. And now, Australia can get in on it. The legendary McGold Card is coming to Australia for the first time ever, giving eight lucky winners the ultimate prize: free Macca’s for life.
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Went for a long waddle to hungry jacks for dindins. Ordered my favorite, a double smoky angus meal. They screwed up the order. Also the girl there had the coof, I only realised after I'd started eating the meal she'd handed me. And it just tasted dull.
I think me and miss fast food are finally done. We've had a passionate but stormy relationship for decades now, where I keep vowing it's just going to be this one time, then I'm never seeing her again, but this time I'm done. If I ever want another binge I'll get some mince and cheese from coles and fry that up, cheaper and tastier and no concerns about dirty brown hands handling my burger and chips. Done.













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I actually figured out what's going on.
Since they forced age verification on facebook in Australia, the kids there are flocking to Endchan. And since it's an Anglo school, they only learn about trans rights, they don't understand numbers and fail to solve the captcha.










































































































































































































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In a lot of asian cultures the doctors tell the family that their sick parent is dying but they don't tell the person themselves. They especially never mention cancer to them.

So the old person dies in hospital but never knows that they are dying. Everyone pretends they are going to get better.



















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All modern animals dont beling in nature. They were all bred. 
Been starting to think that we are too. Or were. Haplogroup marking sex cults, where all the numpties get castrated or chucked off a cliff at birth unless theyre a really special mong then they become a seer or prophet and chad gets milked by 15 daughters of previous old man chad. Twins in egypt, a woman that could produce two future soldiers in the time it takes one is then a bred commodity. Forgot what I was talkimg about.
























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I have gazed beyond the veil of existence and what I found there was honestly kind of embarrassing.
The universe is expanding because it is trying to get away from me.
I asked God for a sign and He sent me a receipt for 47 cents.
I asked the receipt what it meant.
It said “NO REFUNDS.”
Now I understand.
The truth was never hidden from us.
We were simply standing behind it the whole time.
Also I think my neighbour is a wizard.






















































































































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Brother, do not cross the road until the road has crossed you first.
Your brain may be fucked, but the universe is even more fucked, and yet somehow it keeps going around the sun.
Sit down. Acquire the sacred sugar. Let the glucose spirits enter your bloodstream and negotiate with your neurons.
The bottle may call to you, but you must not drink. You must remain seated upon this Earth until your consciousness has finished buffering.
Do not fight the road. Do not fight the brain. Do not fight God.
Eat the sugary thing.





















































































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