/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

ADELAIDE NEETS BEST NEETS

 >>/1025032/
How?

 >>/1025033/
They're 23.5 hours ahead of the eastern states.

 >>/1025011/
How does he do it?

smelly boong pussy

 >>/1025011/
A lot of NEETs had their lives improve, especially the most dedicated. To another 10 years!

 >>/1025034/
Am or PM

 >>/1025046/
Good question. He didn't specify morning, afternoon or evening either.

keep trying to go to bed at 9, it never works out

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I just found a great Pepe

 >>/1025049/
That's a good one NEET. You always bring us the best Pepes.

Wondering what the appropriate serving size of sliced turkey meat is, I should consult with appropriate serving size neet.

 >>/1025051/
100g

Where is my Pidge good night?

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 >>/1025053/
maybe pidge is the one who called lifeline and got a visit from the cops

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LEctuvPIqws

 >>/1025054/
That is slander.

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Good night. xx

 >>/1025057/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/1025057/
gn pig :)

 >>/1025011/
Congratulations on the 1000th thread --PostieNEET

Lol

 >>/1025060/
Mazel tov to all of us.

 >>/1025062/
found the jew

 >>/1025063/
there's always a jew

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 >>/1025063/
What gave me away?

I'm Jewish.

> tfw thinking about Jew free February

Got 5 numbers on the powerball $80.30

 >>/1025068/
Well done NEET. Reinvest the profits. The big one could be yours next.

On the final stretch for my licence.

 >>/1025070/
You have done very well NEET. You are moving forward. Exciting times for you.

 >>/1025071/
Thanks neet. I am done with the learning of the theory. I am up to the final test. I am going to go to bed and do it tomorrow.

awake again, ffs

 >>/1025073/
I saw your smile.

 >>/1025049/
Thief.

> my seppo piss is still 30% off at Dans

this is saving me heaps of cash, i know it won't last much longer though

 >>/1025076/
DAB up Dan.

Cruisey the GTA 6 Extended preview is launching soon

 >>/1025078/
I'll wait a few years til it goes on sale.

Cruisey that game should've taken 10 years to make. It's cool but very similar skin to the previous one.

 >>/1025080/
*should've not taken 10 years to make

 >>/1025079/
I wouldn't mind downloading it and trying to play it on a emulator.

 >>/1025081/
I heard that its frame rate is higher than what ps5 runs and theyre going to rerelease it when ps6 comes out.
I think this will be the last big game.

 >>/1025082/
With how fast ai is moving, youll be able to make your own with a prompt

 >>/1025084/
MonkAI will deliver!

Cruisey Peter Cullen is deda

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Yeah none of that nonsense please.

It just fired out of me.

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 >>/1025086/
He voiced the Predator. What a legend.

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 >>/1025097/
I never understood a word he said. Do you think he was drunk?

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Good morning, WHITE.

 >>/1025060/
Cheers.

 >>/1025068/
Nice.

 >>/1025090/
Reminds me of Olive.

 >>/1025099/
Morn.

 >>/1025068/
CashedUpNEET.

Having a sachet coffee because I have no milk, moconna strong cap.
Terrible.

 >>/1025103/
Got anything planned for the day?

 >>/1025105/
Should've gone with a black instant like a real man.

 >>/1025099/
Morning retard

 >>/1025106/
Got a guy coming at 9.30am in the morning to take away some more rubbish for me, so I'm looking for more junk to get rid of.

 >>/1025108/
Good morning my fellow mong. May this day bring all that you desire.

just need a bit more sleep. just a bit more

 >>/1025112/
rest that noggin on your pillow lad, i look forward to posts from a rare well-rested NEET

gm

would like to see predator on the big screen

 >>/1025115/
Why don't you have a 7XL TV NEET?

 >>/1025115/
NK jumping from the cinema screen would be scary

 >>/1025109/
Jim? I'm back at teh Valley, broke as a nigger just people watching.

 >>/1025112/
I can relate

 >>/1025111/
Outrageous prices

 >>/1025115/
Yeah that, Jewrassic Park and T2 among many others.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDfBLFyTBM4

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 >>/1025099/
> WHITE

> Life based on $30 per week x 40 years

 >>/1025125/
Cruisey I still wanna the Gold card

Actual cops in the house and I can't even remember if I was making threats to Lifeline last night...

They've spotted me. It's over.

Just act natural. You can do this.

 >>/1025125/
= $62400 cashed up NEET

 >>/1025128/
See you in 20 neet.

 >>/1025128/
Be honest with the hospital staff please.

 >>/1025118/
No, an older guy very good prices.

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 >>/1025132/
I wonder if he will get a qt nurse.

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Just went to take a couple of aspirin

 >>/1025134/
you can see her underwear 😳

 >>/1025135/
Disaster.

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Look what somebody left behind

 >>/1025138/
interesting, is there a rare thylacine version?

 >>/1025138/
Winning.

Pigs are hanging around like white on rice. Just want to leave without the humiliation of being wanded.

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To assist neets with special needs, it's time we had a quiet hour here on ausneets. When would suit you best?

Some rookie pajeet security guard keeps walking past too. #NotWinning

 >>/1025142/
Not now, I just put some yello on.

Another 2 aspirin. My neck and back hurting.

 >>/1025143/
Give him a cheeky wink.

 >>/1025138/
I found some of them when I used to make videos.

 >>/1025146/
Not without a pair of latex gloves

Oh wait, I misread your post@

Mongfoot split open a bit on the heel. Feels like something is stuck in the hole like a bit of fluff or something. Stingy ouchie.

 >>/1025150/
Comrade Clumpyfoot

REE

TARD

MONG

Are you talking to me? Waddle on home boy.

Neets I've got to come up with somewhere else to go during the day other than supermarkets or waddling around parks. Any ideas?

 >>/1025153/
museums, art gallery
most should be free or gold coin at worst
historical walks
walking trails
fishing can kill half a day

 >>/1025153/
Peruse the offerings of local businesses.

Lifeline chat fucking with me again. Garn Nambour hobspidal.

 >>/1025156/
say hi to that gook qt for me

anyone know an app or program that can find album artwork and meta data for a music folder?

 >>/1025158/
yeah you can use navidrome with beets but it is a server application but really it's better.
there's probably something that can just use beets database and save to your local files

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we could fund the NEET commune in japan if wombo sells 10k's tomatoes on the dark web.
We all could have a mansion each.

Shift cancelled just as I was weighing up the pros and cons of chucking a sickie 
Yeah the fucken boys

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YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS EVENT

MÖTLEY CRÜE LIVE at the Elizabeth Tavern … prepare for total rock ’n’ roll mayhem.

For one EXCLUSIVE night only, The Australian Mötley Crüe Show storms into the Elizabeth Tavern transforming the room into a full-blown Sunset Strip takeover. This isn’t just a tribute — it’s a 2+ hour high-voltage celebration of the most dangerous band in rock history.

From the heart-pounding 'Kickstart My Heart' to the sleazy swagger of 'Girls, Girls, Girls' and the monster riffs of 'Dr. Feelgood,' every song hits with the attitude, energy, and larger-than-life spirit that made Mötley Crüe legendary.

Blazing guitar solos.
Explosive stage energy.
Sing-at-the-top-of-your-lungs choruses.

For one unforgettable night, right in the heart of Elizabeth, the Elizabeth Tavern becomes the Sunset Strip — loud, wild, and dripping in pure rock decadence.....The best tribute going around today

Elizabeth … are you ready to Kickstart Your Heart?

A band who once filled stadiums struggles to fill a pub.

Didn't tommy lee have a reality tv show where he went to college at 50?

 >>/1025163/
it's a tribute band, you mongoloid

 >>/1025161/
> Yeah the fucken boys
Time to unwind for the weekend?

 >>/1025161/
monk? yes!
back on the piss?

Losing it again on the train. I need help Weber.

 >>/1025162/
Cruisey is taking me and what's left of Glenn.

 >>/1025165/
I guess that makes more sense.

Wondering what tribute bands we could put together out of ausneets. Surely a meatloaf tribute band is possible with our talent.

 >>/1025167/
No, monk is going to use his unexpected day off to get his shit together and life back on track. I am sure of it.

 >>/1025171/
>  our talent.
a dozen executives, a handful of skellies and a dream !

 >>/1025169/
Lucky NEET.

 >>/1025171/
The Wiggles and we could do the Pappadum song.

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Found possums BFF

 >>/1025160/
This has been discussed, we'd fall through the paper walls when we're binging

 >>/1025152/
Heh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QazpX0z3Dpg

 >>/1025171/
> Meat Loaf (Marvin Lee Aday) weighed around 400 pounds (approx. 181 kg) at his heaviest point in the early 1980s.
Yes we can do this

 >>/1025179/
I love land boats
I need to put extractors on my Subaru to go rumble rumble

 >>/1025179/
weber's arse is a skid machine

 >>/1025182/
I can smell this post 
rough cheddar m8

 >>/1025179/
that sounds peng, that's like a faster version of a vauxhall i think

5 and I buy a 10 back of jim beams

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Work on dungeons and downies continues. We now have speech bubbles for the characters with face portraits from their sprites so we can have conversations.

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I also have partly working character sheets to keep track of hit points and stuff for each of our players.

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Good progress NEET.

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Finally, I have added mountain dew and glasses, and the ability to pour soft drink. Pidge will slurp down the mountain dew immediately because he is a sugar fiend.

 >>/1025184/
don't think a vauxhall had an LS6 or LS7 in it?

 >>/1025190/l
Wouldn't normally 
but I'm sure someone has done it 
The 2.8litre Vauxhall vrx was probably to sportiest engine they did

 >>/1025191/
the V6 version of the VE/VF Commodore was an Opel engine rotated 90 degrees from the intended East-West to North-South like a real engine. Resulted in having to drop the transmission when the thermostat housing developed a leak.

I had lunch at a Korean barbecue place. I consumed several plates of meat and, for approximately eleven minutes, I understood the mind of God.
South Korea is not merely a country.
It is the holy land.
The grills are altars. The beef is communion. The music hymns. The little bowls of kimchi are ancient scriptures written in fermented cabbage.
I have eaten of the meat.
I am no longer the same man.

 >>/1025193/
Brazillian BBQ > Korean BBQ

Pidge would like a HSP with extra garlic sauce!

 >>/1025189/
Cheeky Pidge.

 >>/1025180/
That was one heckin loaf of meat!

 >>/1025197/
On Hey Hey It's Saturday, Dicky Knee would address him as 'Mr Loaf' whenever he was on the show.

 >>/1025191/
there was a vxr8 bathurst edition but i think it might've been a rebadged import and not very many of them

 >>/1025193/
You have ascended.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Vb5LwKHFDg

 >>/1025199/
Yeah noice but that is in every aspect a holden Commodore but still you are correct there NEET
 >>/1025192/
Love that retarded shit with transverse engines designed to be longitudinal 
the rarest I have see is Toyota tuners do it with Camry engines 
the old reverse it and do it back to the manufacturer

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Dinner sorted

 >>/1025204/
> doritos 2.5 health stars
See, they're not so bad

 >>/1025205/
They should count as vegetables which makes them healthy by default.

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Energy levels low. It's always been like this. This is why I started bingeing on sugary stuff. I keep thinking it's going to give me energy. But it never does. Just keep getting fatter.

 >>/1025207/
starting to see an executive sized pattern here NEET

buyed 6 jim beam double serves. i shouldn't have. I'm becoming golden age Monk.

 >>/1025207/
Acquire the sacred sugar. Let the glucose spirits enter your bloodstream and negotiate with your neurons.

 >>/1025209/
Drink them all at once to get rid of them.

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Very good work.

 >>/1025193/
Sounds nice.

 >>/1025209/
how old is monk anyway? by his drink habits i'd assume either 28 or 48

 >>/1025214/
28 but looks 48

Back at hobspidal

 >>/1025215/
has the liver of an 88 year old

Is alcohol rehab free?

 >>/1025218/
It can be 
the state do fund some beds at dedicated rebah facilities 
at least here in SA

 >>/1025219/
They should fund it via tax on alcohol

 >>/1025220/
I just started drinking for the day so maybe I will be biased 
uncle Dan does me cheap lolly wine drink and I don't want that to change

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Looking good NEET.

 >>/1025193/
Sounds very nice.

 >>/1025202/
He gets around.

 >>/1025222/
I like apu has little shotgun

 >>/1025187/
Impressive.

 >>/1025204/
Save some Pistachios for me please.

went to pickup ritalin and accidentally started talking to the beautiful honey in there. Didn't spill any spaghetti. Managed to not be a creep for like 3 minutes straight while asking questions and maintained eye contact.
Once I get a job I'm going to ask her out somehow.

 >>/1025216/
get a new liver for Monk please.

 >>/1025217/
There is no shame.

 >>/1025193/
Gooks didnt eat meat til we built railways.

 >>/1025207/
I havent eaten. Got another 8hrs to go. Might get an early minute if I go early. No longer in the nood for a rub.

Just got the invoice from the guy who took a ute load of rubbish away this morning. $49.00, don't think you could find anyone cheaper than that.

 >>/1025228/
gw NEET
You have given me hope
I decided to stop masturbatory activities to ease the eye contact

 >>/1025234/
I find it easy to rub my dick when people are looking.

 >>/1025230/
The stigma is gone.

 >>/1025235/
Interesting strategy 
it is interesting  >>/1025230/

 >>/1025228/
She has a boyfriend who has a penis

 >>/1025234/
I found not masturbating gave me more confidence because I wanted to put peepee in girl so bad from having more testosterone.

 >>/1025238/
My hopes are that she's so high value she hasn't settled for less yet.
Certainly that she's out of my league, but maybe also others, which makes her lonely.

 >>/1025160/
I have to look into Jappo immigration laws. Perhaps have to be a pilot to get in there.

 >>/1025111/
That paprika has an all right color. I bet its artificial coloring.

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Im having a wonderful time

 >>/1025242/
Hope you put a mask on.

 >>/1025240/
White people are highly regarded and it's easy for us to get visa and citizenship.
Properties require no visa to buy them but living in them is another story.

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why does she have to have a penis  >>/1025242/
I need a psych ward gf again

Want to go complete nutters and film it for you dingleberries but they iz is kids in here with broken bones.

 >>/1025243/
Masks don't do anything

 >>/1025247/
they restrict breathing

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 >>/1025247/
You just need the correct mask.

 >>/1025233/
That is a good price.

 >>/1025249/
Ready?

Fantasising about chemist chick

 >>/1025176/
> Down syndrome is caused by an extra copy of Chromosome 21
> felines only have 19 chromosomes

 >>/1025105/
Shake up one of those sachets with just plain cold water -- you get something like a Greek Frappe when it goes foamy.

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 >>/1025225/
He's meant to be michael douglas's character dfens from falling down

Craving some of Maggie Beers  brie

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Thank you neets. It helps to have a project.

 >>/1025258/
I wanna be slug boy.

Been lyuilmnhvgvdownd in er ward forva good hoourcm bmnie abtr55

 >>/1025260/
Fuck off you Welsh cunt

might go hang out in a collectible card gaming place this evening

Goblin deez nuts

 >>/1025261/
Poorly bantered

Norwood status?

 >>/1025261/
kek

 >>/1025258/
Is that real?

Been eating a lot of cabbage lately.

 >>/1025261/
Well bantered.

 >>/1025263/
kek'd. well meme'd

> check active sessions on macbook
> 2 logins of a macbook i don't own
> check telegram login sessions
> 1 from south korea

sigh

 >>/1025272/
MFA Status

 >>/1025273/
It's over. I had MFA and they got past it

Cruisey, Norway's King deda

Paid for afternoon delivery from Officeworks. I don't think they even left their vehicle and said they couldn't access the property. I am confident they didn't leave their vehicle because the same fuck did it on Tuesday when I had to walk over to the van for him to get out and attempt to deliver it. Looking forward to the complaint. Monk I need your delivery assistance!

 >>/1025276/
So do you have to wait until Monday now?

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Correct.

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 >>/1025275/
Cruisey is installing Weber.

 >>/1025278/
I would be furious.

 >>/1025280/
It will be interesting how it plays out. Can deliver on Tuesday, but can't today. If he says he handed it to me, I will note he was was sitting in the van until I approached him.

 >>/1025255/
You are a fucking genius NEET

Waiting for glen update coz i wanna ask cruisey how to pick up ethos

 >>/1025276/
Very frustrating. Happens far too often.

My inner rapist is ascending again.
Tonight I might go on the prowl for a rape or peep through some windows

 >>/1025283/
I have a good feeling about today.

 >>/1025285/
My brother, your inner rapist must remain an inner rapist, because the moment he becomes an outer rapist, the police become involved in the metaphysical proceedings.
Do not go on the prowl.
Go home, lock the door, and allow the demon to ascend no further than the couch.
The windows belong to the people inside them.
Tonight, you must simply observe your own thoughts from a safe distance, like a scientist watching a particularly stupid monkey.

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 >>/1025287/
> the police become involved in the metaphysical proceedings.
Get to practice his gape skills

 >>/1025283/
I am starting to think he didn't make it.

Just woke up. Still in the ER waiting room. Thought I'd left earlier. Man I need to stop drinking.

 >>/1025290/
Life itself was taken away from Glenn. RIP.

 >>/1025291/
You have to be honest with them. Talk to them about the sudden explosive mood swings.

 >>/1025291/
You're in the hodspital AGAIN ?

 >>/1025285/
Don't be a fool NEET.

 >>/1025287/
Very sound advice.

 >>/1025261/
Hehe

I'm Yakub's chosen messiah and you should all worship me as the savior of the White Race who will open the gates to Hyperborea.

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 >>/1025297/
Ok thanks NEET

 >>/1025298/
= )

quads and shiban listens to the NEETS

 >>/1025301/
close neet.

 >>/1025298/
Good one.

Went to Pelican Point with Cow. They have a new bridge across to the industrial area, cutting off the big horseshoe road past the silos. Parked on it and watched the full moon rise before the security was called. Looks like most of the new factories are gov. Got the pulled pork liaded fries and a creaming soda. Then a lemonade mongster.

 >>/1025275/
Pretty sure theyre one of the few remaining royal houses that can trace back to Charlemagne.

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> tfw

might eat second half of chicek n burgaer

 >>/1025297/
I have it on good authority that the hyperborean memes are a psyop. I do not trust.

 >>/1025301/
Accurate.

 >>/1025307/
based

listening to air

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8FZGMpun6_Y

monk inspired me to do better.

now instead of a 6 pack i do a bottle