/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

How does he do it?

 >>/1026086/
How?

 >>/1026086/
He's fuelled by stolen bananas.

Drinking the vodka straight from the bottle like a boong.

 >>/1026084/
> Are you NEETs beach body ready?
Yes when Cruisey takes me.

 >>/1026093/
Slow down NEET.

 >>/1026093/
We don't need any more NEETs in hospital.

 >>/1026042/
Well done NEET, have a celebrate you deserve it.

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 >>/1026084/
With a little help from my friends, I can manage.

 >>/1026093/
Do not go drunk driving like a boong

 >>/1026069/
I was gonna say no but then I watched more and yes, yes I would.

 >>/1026100/
Imagine the pussy spasms.

 >>/1026101/
If god didn't want us to have sex with spastics he wouldn't have made them so darn sexy.

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This was meant to go with that

Want some meaty takeaway, dunno what to get

 >>/1026105/
can you get charcoal chicken ?

 >>/1026105/
Big greasy kebab

 >>/1026107/
Can kebab meat be trusted though?

 >>/1026108/
Never, but you must eat it anyway

Is nuro banned or not?

 >>/1026105/
Try Locanto

 >>/1026110/
I thought he died again

 >>/1026090/
Stolen fr*gs.

 >>/1026113/
We are the Stolen Fr*g Generation

 >>/1026114/
Well bantered.

 >>/1026114/
kek

I keep doing the old scratch and sniff with my balls.

That was totally not predictable.

 >>/1026118/
Based.

 >>/1026117/
You not only need to wash behind your ears you also need to wash behind your neet balls.

 >>/1026118/
Good feed.

 >>/1026121/
Some of these NEETs taints are in a deplorable state.

 >>/1026118/
Based feed.

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nuro is going to shit up the board again, isn't he?

 >>/1026123/
Mine looks like the end of Nuro's pepper grinder.

 >>/1026125/
Yeah he's cycling through all the acts of the show

 >>/1026126/
Nasty

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HQYI-kwnipE

Some say Possums fabled soap holder contained, maybe even was, the spiritual heart of the NEET taint.
Since The Shattering all NEET taints have become vile and unholy.

 >>/1026130/
That sounds like a plausible theory NEET.

 >>/1026131/
Or possibly a setting for the NEET rpg

20 mins till movie!
Finish up your poo and pee, fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Now that I think about it it sounds like consuming. That's not how I meant. Finish your business.

 >>/1026134/
You can't have any pee till you've finished your poo!

I had two Hungarian parmesan rolls with cheese, sliced tomato with salt, wholegrain mustard and butter.

 >>/1026137/
Noice, I'm considering subway

 >>/1026137/
I never can tell if this is a joke.

 >>/1026140/
That is NOT their fullest potential

> tfw not qt big boob redheads sippy cup

 >>/1026139/
https://www.bakersdelight.com.au/products/continental-hungarian-parmesan-roll

 >>/1026143/
It's Continental. Explains a lot.

> hungry
> no money for schnitty burger
> and they're closed anyway
it's over

 >>/1026146/
You ain't got schnitt

 >>/1026137/
Is a sandwich even a sandwich without butter?

 >>/1026147/
:(

 >>/1026146/
go over to nuro's place, he'll probably have some left over chips

 >>/1026151/
Is he still living in the dunny at boss lady's business?

 >>/1026151/
> left over chips
Doubt

They don't call Nuro "the seagull" for nothing!

Tbf I doubt any neet ever had leftover chips

Cruisey once called me a flavoursome entertainer once. But only once mind you.

 >>/1026156/
You're lucky, he always calls me a pothole.

 >>/1026156/
Was there an oral element to the entertainment?

cruisey calls me hotwheels and pushes me around :(
kek

 >>/1026156/
Hot!

 >>/1026159/
Hopefully not down the stairs.

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Cruisey doesn't even call me we to good mates for that

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Shamefully going to drag my whale sized carcass down to iga and buy some chocolate while avoiding eye contact with the staff. Do you neets  want anything there?

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Is this poo?

 >>/1026164/
One cheesecake please.

 >>/1026164/
Cherry Ripe please.

 >>/1026165/
Yes.

 >>/1026164/
30kg of jelly beans please

 >>/1026169/
I don't think I will order from there

 >>/1026171/
Actual dish may differ is a concern.

 >>/1026173/
> dish may appear even more poolike

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 >>/1026174/
Imagine it arriving in front of you and you give it one of these before releasing its poo

 >>/1026164/
All I have is a cherry ripe and a caramello koala.

If you find a squashed caramello koala in your undies it is normal. If a squashed cherry ripe is in there see a doctor.

 >>/1026165/
looks like something poojeeta made but we'll have to wait for a glen update to verify on that

 >>/1026178/
I have a good feeling about tomorrow.

I think I will have fish&chips instead of poo.

 >>/1026105/
Ab pack

Operation Ball Crusher is a go.

 >>/1026130/
His NEET taint probablt broke it

 >>/1026164/
One eye contact with staff, please

i'm so lonely and horny i would settle for a 6/10 poojeeta with a thick accent.
at least she would feed me curry and i could spoon her

Trying to set up a fishing rod while severely gooned.

 >>/1026170/
They'll rot your teeth neet.

 >>/1026185/
She would fart on your belly

 >>/1026182/
Good luck.

 >>/1026182/
More information required

 >>/1026185/
Lick her belly button and armpits

 >>/1026190/
It's on a need to know basis, all you need to know is it is happening.

 >>/1026185/
A 6/10 poojeeta is unrealistic

 >>/1026192/
Are you the crusher or the crushee?

 >>/1026193/
kek

 >>/1026194/
You'll just have to wait and find out ;)

 >>/1026194/
reminds me of that horrible tragedy that happened at KFC
where they stopped selling the krushers

Sat on the couch all day.
Accomplished nothing.
At least it's year of acceptance still, right?

whore used to hold my balls in her hand so they'd crush against her arse when she was on top and bouncing
That was a good feeling

 >>/1026200/
I'm jealous

 >>/1026199/
yes

 >>/1026182/
🫡

 >>/1026199/
Correct.

 >>/1026199/
Less than 4 months till Cringemass

 >>/1026201/
You want to hold 10k's balls?

 >>/1026206/
Kek

 >>/1026206/
Who doesn't?

 >>/1026206/
kek

 >>/1026201/
Me too. I wish I could hold them

 >>/1026206/
no i want him to hold my balls

None of you NEETs could handle my balls

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 >>/1026212/

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 >>/1026193/
I doubt there's ever been a real world one exceeding 3/10

 >>/1026215/
I bet Shitey got at least 4/10 poojeetas

 >>/1026205/
Hopefully ✈️🎅 is out too.

 >>/1026215/
👆💯

Fish and chips will be ready in 40 minutes.
It's usually 10.

My stomach is angry now

 >>/1026219/
go pull your eyes at them and say ni hao ting long bing bang ow
that outa hasten them

chumpy but only have goulash or sausages but have to cook them

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 >>/1026221/
Reminds me of the classic

 >>/1026216/
he only gave us pics of the chinese girl, he was ashamed of how bad the poojeta looked

 >>/1026220/
Hit it with a cheery ripe.

 >>/1026224/
Ah, I had misremembered that

 >>/1026224/
She loved wanking him off, very romantic.

Went to a fish and chips shop once and an Indian came out, I gave him a look then immediately left.

She used to wank him in the car a lot too so he may have been ashamed to be seen with her.

 >>/1026229/
His parents were hinting towards it for his long day trips. It was beautiful.

 >>/1026230/
I like to imagine they got married and had four (4) halfNEET kids.

 >>/1026231/
So the next generation begins.

Actually there were Romolus, Remus, and Ramenus. The third one invented spaghetti.

 >>/1026233/
i thought the japenese invented ramen lol

 >>/1026224/
She had a hairy back.

brb gonna go outside and look at the stars to calculate what time the moofie is on

very human time calculation

 >>/1026235/
Something to grab on to.

Considering druk

And durgs

And burgs

And hurgs

Network error. Reload doesn't solve it.

Network error. Reload solves it.

 >>/1026236/
Be careful. I heard some of them fall.

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Good night.

After spending all day procrastinating I've finally started doing stuff, and now I don't want to stop and go to bed. Fuck why am I such a retard.

 >>/1026245/
Night fella!
That pidge should defoct.

 >>/1026246/
eat a banana

 >>/1026245/
Good night Pidge. xx

Wonder if neet got his Fish and chips

 >>/1026250/
I did thanks, eating them now

 >>/1026248/
Thank you neet but I have plenty of energy right now, I just need to coordinate my schedule better.

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 >>/1026252/
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

 >>/1026253/
Kekles

Thanks for watching fellas. Good movie.

 >>/1026255/
what was the moofie and weres weber

 >>/1026224/
kek

 >>/1026256/
Weber is working on his hole

I have 4 chips spare
If I eat them I will assplode

 >>/1026259/
might sosig

i think poojeetas outrank trannies

 >>/1026261/
They do

 >>/1026256/
Hunt for the Red October.
Don't know.

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I ate the chips 
I may die now
But it was worth it

 >>/1026264/
now time for druk

might watch the grey zone or whatever it was called but also need to eaty

 >>/1026265/
I'm too full

 >>/1026267/
skellie

Should've been asleep hours ago. I need better self discipline.

 >>/1026269/
You are too hard on yourself. Maybe you deserve to relax

 >>/1026270/
I don't know, most of the other neets seem to sleep ok.

can't sleep, i swear that popcorn had meth in it

 >>/1026271/
I usually never fall asleep until 1 or 2 am and wake up just'd every morning but oh well. that's what i get for being a retard and just closing my eyes

This is why we need Cruisey and nuro to tell us when snd how to do rhings

Wrangle in the house of pestis. Community nurses will know that feel. Squalor where disease has set in and living people are decaying.

Showered twice. Still smell vile. Vile. Vile home.

Can't sleep, dunno what I did today to deserve this. Oh well.

 >>/1026276/
What you did not.

 >>/1026275/
Are you unable to clean your own home properly?

 >>/1026277/
I didn't exercise properly. Every day I vow I'm going to workout with weights and do some cardio and I only do so 30-50% of the time, and rarely both.

 >>/1026278/
Welfare check. Welfare negative. 
Several people suffering various illnesses had just lain down and resigned themselves to death. Not really moved in weeks, bacterial infections, they were just going to watch Simpson's reruns until they died. The stench was unbelievable.
Shower 3 with camphor, feeling a bit better. Also a bottle of wine.

 >>/1026275/
 >>/1026280/
You sound depressed.

It's falling out of me.

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Morning NEETs

 >>/1026283/
Good morning NEET and fellas.

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Good morning Gang.

Indian school minibus driver beeping his horn  down the street as usual.
They need to make a phone app which detects when the bus is outside and gives a phone notification.
Save the noise pollution and the waking of NEET sleepers.

What is that subculture of "men" who have taken to wearing basketball shorts over the top of women's tights, along with socks and gay looking sneakers?

 >>/1026287/
Do you have a photo of this type? I have not seen one.

Train no.2, on way to shitty for durries and a curry.

 >>/1026288/
No, he was the insecure eshay type who would have started blowing piss and wind if he spied me taking his photo.

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 >>/1026288/
like on the right but definitely doing sports
had a drug dealer bumbag etc

*not doing sports

I had to google 'mens leggings under shorts gay' to find a picture

 >>/1026287/
Yes it is becoming more common even here in the country.

 >>/1026285/
GMN.

Courier man has been.

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 >>/1026291/
That looks like a modern fashion sported by what used to get called "metrosexuals".
Straight men who appear gay but probably aren't although some of them may be.
Someone who dresses like that has a chance of eventually declaring themselves transgender or nonbinary or some other bullshit like that.

 >>/1026297/
A satisfactory experience?

 >>/1026286/
Report him or throw a brick through the windshield. It is an offence in every state and territory to use the horn except in the case of an imminent collision.

Interesting there was zero news coverage of yesterday’s March for Australia. Almost like the media is the communications branch of the uniparty.

 >>/1026301/
I have considered it but it would be too embarrassing for me.
A NEET complaining about a wagie stopping him from sleeping in until noon each day.
The optics of it would be too much for me.

 >>/1026303/
Say you consult from home and the honking is interfering with your ability to synergise with your clients over MS Teams.

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 >>/1026303/

 >>/1026304/
kek

Cruisey declared me "Amalek" and said he can't be seen with me any more.

 >>/1026307/
Your an amalekka

 >>/1026300/
yes

GM

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 >>/1026312/
you need an autism service catgirl

 >>/1026315/
I would settle for a frmale woman

 >>/1026316/
Furmale?

 >>/1026318/
when's mambo number 5?

If I was Boromir I would have stolen the one ring so early on that the book would have been called Boromirs Adventures.

 >>/1026316/
I love the women

fuck i'm trying to sleep and the forestry jews outside are cutting up trees

 >>/1026324/
on the train?

Fuck MyGov. I bet the immigrants do not have to do any of this shit.

 >>/1026325/
Must be a steam train

 >>/1026326/
Every time I go to cenno the people at the counters nearby seem to be immigrants getting cenno to do the shit for them.

 >>/1026327/
Well bantered.

 >>/1026326/
Everyone would have the same obligations but if you say you need an interpreter it probably puts you outside the normal system.

My cenno has got rid of all the racks with the information pamphlets
Is that a new thing?

 >>/1026314/
GMN.

My back is feeling a bit better today NEETs. There is still some pain, discomfort, and restricted movement, but it is a clear improvement from yesterday.
I think I might be able to get my socks on if I tried, but it is too risky to push things that far that fast.
Hopefully the improvement continues and the issue resolves itself.

 >>/1026333/
Good to hear neet.

 >>/1026331/
I haven't been in there in years.
The modern trend seems to be having a person who stands there with a tablet and then facilitates whatever you are after.
they probably view pamphlets as wasteful and bad for the environment. They can just text you a PDF now I guess.

 >>/1026307/
Your lot cant even be seen in sheol

 >>/1026336/
I'm one of the good ones though.

decided today is a good day for some tendies, spicy mayo sauce, and custard

 >>/1026335/
That would make sense.
I've only been there to drop off medical certificates.

Might read all of clive cussler's books

In Australia my arse identifies me.

 >>/1026340/
*clive custard

My bussy is my passport

 >>/1026343/
You're stuck here for life then.

 >>/1026342/
*clive palmer

 >>/1026345/
that's cliev to (you)

 >>/1026346/
I don't know if we're on first name terms but he does text me a lot.

Sweated heavily last night
Got the sheets in the wash and the pillows on the line to air out

wagon time i think. liver hurting a bit

 >>/1026349/
Good idea NEET. Take a break.

 >>/1026348/
Big food binge yesterday?

 >>/1026351/
Yeah I nearly died from chips

 >>/1026333/
That's good, hopefully be right in a few days

I just skulled two beers 
I might go get a few more 
 >>/1026349/
I'm going to join you tomorrow

 >>/1026352/
Your body had to sweat out all the grease.

 >>/1026354/
just got a six pack of dab and two chiggen boigs

Why do JSP roasties still exist? Do they even get any jobs, or is it only Jeets that get jobs now? How much longer can they even keep going, or is the gravy train infinite?

 >>/1026357/
the one who wanted my resume still hasn't acknowledged receipt of it 10 days later

will be a week tomorrow since APM sought, and received, feedback on my onboarding experience. no response to that either

If I could drop a wicked streamer in the dunny it would be Hassan Piker

 >>/1026362/
Two whopper juniior please

I imagine how much grease 14 pizzas and a kfc bucket neet must have sweated out before he died. They'd have needed one of those grease tray cleaning trucks afterwards.

 >>/1026356/
mm yeah sounds alright
I realised sipping the first few beers causes me sadness but downing them one shot really takes the edge off

 >>/1026359/
You should do what monk does, and quit. Onwards and upwards. It's how he's gotten where he is today.

 >>/1026365/
i like to shotgun them while driving fast

 >>/1026364/
He died a hero.

 >>/1026366/
tempted to apply for the job mouldy's lot advertised recently
applications closed yesterday, but i reckon a cheeky 23:00 PM in the night time application tonight might get a call back which I won't answer

the hardest part about getting back into interviews isn't the questions -- it's pretending like I actually give a shit about the other people, the organisation, or actually working

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I was not made for work, a fundamental character trait that should've been acknowledged by myself and others when I was a teenager. I was made for a life of dignified repose and I intend to do my best at that.

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 >>/1026369/
Moldy was good value with his disappearing acts. 

 >>/1026370/
Just fake it until you make it!

What works best for inducing a food coma?

 >>/1026374/
a whole roast turkey (30-35kg range)

still remember the time fatherbot and unclebot had to hacksaw the turkey nannabot had acquired one xmas before it would fit in the oven

 >>/1026377/
dont be a fucktard

 >>/1026302/
oh no, they've had to report on it now
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/aussie-journo-shoved-to-the-ground-by-police-at-march-for-australia-rally-in-melbourne/news-story/efda9b0e82127a375b02f8b3b7633e0b

 >>/1026363/
kek

 >>/1026375/
Two please.

 >>/1026378/
Can't fight nature

This is why people don't help the homeless

 >>/1026376/
That's a real turkey.

 >>/1026320/
Boromir was a useless git. Led Zeppelin don't mention him. Quod erat demonstrandum (that which was to be demonstrated).

 >>/1026381/
alright, but I'm only getting the low fat ones for you neet, it's time you lost a bit of weight

 >>/1026386/
You didn't demonstrate anything at all you retard.
Do you even into words?

 >>/1026388/
> you retard.

 >>/1026388/
LZ reference everything of importance from LOTR. To wit: Mordor, Gollum, Ring Wraiths, Galadriel, Misty Mountains, and Strider. Not mentioned in song? Not cannon.

QED.

 >>/1026390/
How did you demonstrate that?
Answer: you didn't

 >>/1026392/
I did. As Uncle Addy (PBUH) once wrote:
> There are certain truths which stand out so openly on the roadsides of life, as it were, that every passer-by may see them. Yet, because of their obviousness, the general run of people disregard such truths or at least they do not make them the object of any conscious knowledge.

Is there anythibg funnier than the retarded trying to sound smart?

By copying other prople
Lol

 >>/1026394/
when the doctor is telling you the cancer is terminal

 >>/1026382/
Interesting combination.

 >>/1026397/
Don't encourage him.

Two completely misused latin quotes and an irrelevent hitler.
1/10
Must stop eating poo

 >>/1026374/
For me it's schnitty burger with chibs and a 1.25 litre grape fanta.
after i had one i went home and passed out

Was solomons's temple the first central bank?

Kinda miss using QED at the end of mathematical proofs now I'm no longer a education poof.

 >>/1026401/
Was his song the first porn and/or sex ed lesson?

 >>/1026400/
the amount of sodium in some of those big soft drinks is worse than on the chibbs

 >>/1026404/
wtf

read that high carb / high sugar diet leads to poor attention span and reduced cognitive functions

 >>/1026405/
have a look at the label some time

 >>/1026404/
Provide evidence for that claim please.

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Might buy some pet turtles, feed them radioactive waste from my smoke detector, see where things go.

 >>/1026407/
i might swap soda out for fruit juice next time. it has lots of sugar too but at least a bit better

 >>/1026406/
low carb / high fat is best for brain function and one of the reasons primitive humans made the jump from monkeys

 >>/1026410/
chilled water with a (fruit) tea bag would be better still

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 >>/1026406/
Most likely cause of my retardedness

 >>/1026367/
Driving also helps but I digress 
I'm doing about 200g/hommus a day in the drunken rage

 >>/1026414/
> I'm doing about 200g/hommus a day in the drunken rage
i wonder if this is more or less than net-and-yoohoo does per day

 >>/1026406/
It made me the NEET that I am today.

 >>/1026414/
> 200g/hommus a day 
You are out of control.

 >>/1026418/
it's all beanNEET's fault

 >>/1026382/
MasterNEET

 >>/1026401/
He took a loan out.

roommateberg crashing around drunk again smh

 >>/1026422/
punch him on the nose

gm neets

 >>/1026424/
good mafternoo neet

 >>/1026425/
thank you, had a two hour nap, now my sleep will be screwed up this evening

Going to have Woolies party pies for dindins
it's only 3:30pm, but the urge to have an early dinner is high

 >>/1026423/
i do the same thing pretty regularly tbf, so i'll just put up with it until he returns to his goonchamber

indiana neet and the chamber of goon

 >>/1026429/
Harry Potter and his Chamber of Secrets

 >>/1026430/
Hairy Poojeeta in my Chamber of Secrets

 >>/1026427/
high time for hommus and lebanese bread
but I only have rye bread and it's not yet moldy enough to get high on

How cp spam got posted on this board?

 >>/1026434/
No. Take your Wog Food elsewhere. I'm having Party Pies.

 >>/1026435/
Did that happen today?

 >>/1026437/
It's up right now.

 >>/1026438/
I checked catalogue and some of this thread and couldn't find it.

 >>/1026439/
> tfw didn't even hear about webers party let alone get invited

All right. Not anymore.
I bet some NEETs whined enough so BO disabled stuff for them. This allowed the cp spam to get posted.
And I'm not talking about the one who spams ausneets specifically with various crap.

 >>/1026442/
hmm. I didn't manually delete it. So either someone else did or it got caught by nekonuker which means it was a regular to this board.
Don't know.

 >>/1026440/
Type: Posting deletion *Global*
User:Marvin
Board: ausneets
Time: 08/31/2026 (Mon) 06:00
User Marvin deleted the following threads: 1026415 from board /ausneets/.

 >>/1026444/
who the hell is marvin? kek

 >>/1026439/
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/coles-launches-probe-into-xrated-video-filmed-in-adelaide-store/news-story/d5260e345d7da0dd97531b22e54f1ffd

 >>/1026445/
Do you even use endchan?

Cp spam again.

 >>/1026446/
torrent plz

marvin on a mad one

 >>/1026450/
https://xhamster.com/users/bridgette03/videos
https://xhamster.com/users/bridgette03/photos