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In bodycam footage of the search, officers can be seen digging through a paper bag full of fast food before coming across the meth-filled breakfast sandwich, which appeared to have a bite taken out of it.

https://globalnews.ca/news/12043506/meth-found-inside-mcmuffin-australia-mcdonalds/







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The only reason I still use VLC sometimes instead of MPC Classic is because VLC can boost the volume beyond 100% which is necessary if I want to hear some things with these shitty speakers.












































































































































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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/dont-ruin-my-life-student-doctor-deported-over-vile-act-to-sex-workers/news-story/5b70d8f990d9994bbfb9053a1fe04fb4
> Mr Mah boobs
> New consent laws introduced to NSW in 2022 allow anyone who fails to pay a sex worker to be charged with sexual assault, as consent was given based on an agreed-upon payment.




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> Court documents state that at one point during intercourse, Mr Mahmood suddenly pulled back, stating: “Flashbacks, flashbacks. I can’t believe I am f**king a wh*re”.
> He apologised to the victim before leaving the hotel. 

LOL what a shameful display.

































































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personally i'm at the checking my eyes aren't yellow during hangovers stage of boozing. so far so good, but not naive enough to think my liver is healthy. on an extended wagon atm to get it good again. most boring













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Also you have to have some way of filtering the grounds out of the coffee. I used a paper filter inside my old coffee machine's plastic filter in a saucepan, but that sucks. Looks like I'm going to need a chemex style pour over to make this work.
















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I suspect it’s tony stark after captain america changed the timeline from staying back in time too long.
I think the plotline will be mostly emotional but also he is quite powerful.
Marvel is going into magic stuff a bit more now and later it will be impossible power level gods which will be boring because they can’t write as well as they guy(s) who wrote watchmen.
I might give it a pity watch but not reallt interested in it










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I've actually never been into instant. I first started drinking coffee in espresso form when I was 25 after spending the previous 10 years getting obese drinking coke. Instant would've been better I think but it's too late now, I am an addict set deep in my ways.




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Imo its all just aquired taste. I dislike changing. 
I have been through drippers, turkish thing, pods, purculators, plungers, even tried the coffee tea bags. Got a proper breville machine in a box in the cupboard, been there at least 6 months. Back to moconna now.






















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I think I told you NEETs how I was watching the 1992 Academy Awards.
Anyway, Terminator 2 only got nominated in technical categories like best sound or visual effects etc.
No Best Picture nomination or Best Director nomination for James Cameron.
An absolute joke. Fuck Hollywood.




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Myers jewed me for $70 for a pour over coffee maker, basically just a tall glass that narrows a bit in the middle. They're almost impossible to find in the shops and the ones online cost nearly as much plus postage, so I bought the fucking thing anyway. Worried it will probably break before long.




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Had a mad chat with Dr Pajeet. He's actually cool.
Accidentally diverted from meds to chemicals to neuroscience to metaphysics and meaning of life.
Spoke for 40 minutes and delayed his other clients lol. Going to go talk to him and see if I can hone my theory of energy science with him soon.



















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I don't like how they bring out extended editions or directors cuts of movies.
It throws me off when I rewatch them. I like them to be exactly the same as the originals I watched in my youth.





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How many hacks do there have to be before governments and companies realise you can't keep sensitive data web accessible at all?

I am confident that one day my Centrelink records, health records including psychiatrist reports, and internet browsing history will be leaked and searchable by name.

It is just a disaster waiting to happen. Inevitable.















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Making a list of movies I have still to see on the big screen (that I actually want to see):

Blade Runner
Predator
First 3 Indiana Jones movies
Die Hard
The Dark Knight
Iron Man

Can't think of any others.
I've seen Alien/Aliens, and will see T2 this week.

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I have done that but things are still stored in the individual clinics and hospitals.
I think they also use third party companies to store things securely for them so once they breach the third party company they get everything from everywhere.
















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Might go to a third world country and impregnate hundreds of women and bring them all back to australia and make my own NEET army / training commune where i raise all my half cast kids to tickabox and collect gibs and i tax their gibs to fund my KFC and goon and make some of the kids grow weed and mushies and share them with the boys

































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Lots of bits seem unanswered. Also, didnt realise that all those flashbacks are false memories, he remembers things wrong. I thought it was multiple futures and he was changing it with his actions when I watched it last. Kind of seems like it should have had more. Like the two scenes where he eats spiders..? No idea what thats about. And they didnt really explain how brad pitt went from an asylum inmate to a ponytailed wonky eyed poof. And the scene where he goes to ww1 and gets shot, then theres a photo of him in the 1800s in a mine. At the start, it says its based on some french movie. That one might make more sense, would be cool to watch on womboflix.













































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Arguing with chatgpt on why musicians decline in creativity so much as they get older and are unable to connect with young listeners but music producers who actually create most of pop music are usually middle aged.
































































































































































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< don't get me wrong, haha, i only love the money i earn myself.
>  so when are you going to teach me chinese on a video call?
> (her name) "i do it for the money"
> happymerchant.jpg
> sorry i was only joking embarresed emoji

it's over isn't it? im a mong
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Tshuva and Tadmor were central figures in the same Israeli offshore-energy network. Tadmor helped bring Tshuva into energy exploration; Tshuva's Delek and Tadmor's Avner subsequently worked closely together; their network partnered with Noble Energy (later Chevron) to develop some of Israel's largest offshore discoveries; Tadmor later took much of that experience into Navitas, which now controls 65% of Sea Lion.

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I hired a hooker last night but she wouldn't touch me because I didn't wash my penis for a week, I called the police and they came around and made her do her job and she had to give me a discount.


































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Back from Officeworks. HDMI to HDMI mini cable acquired. 

Also got some corporate slop bowl (Salad bowl - Buffalo Schnitzel, Caesar and Chicken Schnitzel) from Soul Origin.

On the way back, I beeped at a woman riding a bicycle with a child. At the lights, she rode through the red pedestrian signal just as another woman started crossing on the green. She could've been hit if a car had come around the corner quickly; I know I often do. She looked at me confused.



























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Had to take my nana from the herd home to the hospital for a scan earlier. Just the absolute state of everything. Streetshitters at the herd home had 'forgot' to have her showered and ready. They did that awkward laughing apology. Couldn't understand anything they were saying and I'm usually good with Indian accents. After the shower she had to take a shit and they just left her on the toilet and walked off together saying she will press the buzzer when she was done. All the doors and skirting boards were full of marks and scrapes, shitty art work on the wall wasn't even straight. Covid era laminates giving instructions on hand washing. At the hospital no one was at the radiology desk, no bell or button to press. Union posts for allied health everywhere. Some Afghan cunt selling unsalted potato cakes in the 'cafeteria'. Potholes all over the road, nigs not understanding the zebra crossing, just pure woe fuel. Having a long neck. Reopen the La Porchetas








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Mummybot has conscripted me into a family event tomorrow. This means I have to go to the gym tonight instead of tomorrow, which means I can't drink tonight. Fuck me dead, this is awful.











































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Unironically ivermectin. The vilest. Doing purges.

Felt sick last week, never sick. Mystery illness was tropical parasites google says don't even exist here. Beg to differ. 

Never going to an ethnic restaurant again.
















































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i put it in.
i went to maccas and got a mchicken and the fucking card reader wouldnt work. then i opened the dev menu on it and tried to hack it some how
saw cops so i went the back way home because i drank drove there

i laughed the whole way there thinking of the guy who hates birmingham and snorted sprite into my nose while laughing. almost crashed several times.

i found another chink and she called me a 9/10 but she said i lost a point because she doesnt want me to become arrogant which means she thinks im a 10
shes a drug dealer from china. might buy ozempic off her later.


























































































































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