/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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I didn't do the old as a protest against ageism.

> he didn't link the old thread

> ‘Rich Dad Poor Dad’ author in $1.7 billion debt

Bet those mongs are in the old thread waiting for a link.

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I guess a tin of that is better than shooting up heroin.

 >>/1027129/
I wouldn't eat toilet tuna
Not even if the cans fully sealed

 >>/1027128/
kek, we left the mongs behind.

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> chopper will be here any minute now guys

 >>/1027123/
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE

 >>/1027131/
The retards will catch us eventually. Those with down's will turn up.

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 >>/1027123/
How?

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Cruisey help we are lost

Coconut cartel runs Australia now bitches.

https://x.com/News24Aust/status/2094988780386267375

 >>/1027137/
Your a coconut

 >>/1027136/
Is that grey thing Cruiseys penis?

 >>/1027137/
There are new shitter instances. Use those.
Tho not sure if they are as trustable as nitter was.

 >>/1027140/
I've been enjoying goyimx.com of late

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Found out who's been stealing the bananas.

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https://goyimx.com/News24Aust/status/2094988780386267375#m

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 >>/1027142/
I dun goofed. I wanted just the reaction.

 >>/1026941/
Morning, fella.
> Baby Segal

 >>/1027139/
Too small

 >>/1027130/
> I wouldn't eat toilet tuna
Women. Not even once.

 >>/1027142/
He's a cheeky possum sometimes.

might have the rest of my schnitty burger and chibs

 >>/1027151/
how did you not finish it the first time???

 >>/1027152/
They are huge. I only eat some chips and maybe half. It’s literally a whole schitzel in it

Back home after another tumultuous day of bus and train rides. Watching teh sunset over Mt Dingleberry.

 >>/1027154/
Welcome home.

 >>/1027147/
GAN.

 >>/1027154/
Did you visit the hospital?

> when you can't even fit cruisey's schnitzel in your mouth

 >>/1027158/
I ordered Cruiseys schnitzel once and it was much smaller than advertised

 >>/1027155/
Thank you

 >>/1027154/
We thought you were homeless igay

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Gonna buy 400g of red (12gm) tobacco on friday for 100$ including postage.
> tobacco dealer is a woman, so you know i had to

 >>/1027162/
You must reply tits or gtfo do it

 >>/1027162/
Dob her in.

> tfw no tobacco dealer gf

Eggs for dinner

 >>/1027166/
a bakers dozen I hope

 >>/1027165/
Date a jeet foid that has a tobacco dealer brother

 >>/1027167/
The last four of this dozen expire on the 5th, the next dozen later this month

I want chicken katsu but the foodhall is shut today

I am a man in the world but not of the world

have no idea when my eggs expire

 >>/1027172/
if they don't float they're alright

 >>/1027173/
much like poos

 >>/1027172/
Menopause

 >>/1027173/
Much like witches

 >>/1027176/
only if they weigh less than a fuck

 >>/1027177/
a duck.. dear me

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The design is very human.

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 >>/1027178/
It is a sign NEET, you must fuck a slim witch

 >>/1027179/
I think that would keep me up all night.

 >>/1027179/
What is that white thing on his left?

 >>/1027179/
It is.

 >>/1027182/
Looks like a tap.

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This Saturday we're watching Assault on Precinct 13 on Endcorner.
At 7pm AE*T.

 >>/1027184/
I will be there. I have wanted to see this film for some time.

 >>/1027184/
This isn't Rad or one of the ones on my list last night...

 >>/1027184/
Have you shown this one many times?

 >>/1027184/
why is steve mcqueen on the poster when he wasn't even in this film?

 >>/1027188/
He's in the directors cut.

 >>/1027181/
Good question, could be hose so he can wash.

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We should watch this
Called Trigger Happy in Australia

 >>/1027180/
I suppose you are right 
no progress without sacrifice

 >>/1027184/
Fantastic. HP in America.

 >>/1027184/
> At 7pm AE*T.
A very human time system

 >>/1027192/
Just lie back and think of ausneets.

 >>/1027185/
Good.

 >>/1027186/
It isn't.

 >>/1027187/
Yes, last week.

 >>/1027188/
This:  >>/1027189/

 >>/1027191/
We'll see.

 >>/1027193/
Cool.

 >>/1027194/
I got enough guessing if it's S or D.

 >>/1027196/
The NEETs from S love the D

I found a youtube channel that recomended a bunch of anime like berserk.
downloading all of them. it's going to be good.

forgot video 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5DnmRXtaAk

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Democracy manifest

Totally cracked by stress. Can't cope.

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 >>/1027188/
it's austin stoker, bram's brother

 >>/1027200/
Inspiring.

 >>/1027202/
Nice one Dan.

 >>/1027200/
Heh.

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Got the last 2 Twin Peaks episodes tonight
Might get whusky to go with them

Got snacks coming out the wazoo

POOSNACKS!!!

 >>/1027207/
Enjoy neet.

Bins are out.

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In bodycam footage of the search, officers can be seen digging through a paper bag full of fast food before coming across the meth-filled breakfast sandwich, which appeared to have a bite taken out of it.

https://globalnews.ca/news/12043506/meth-found-inside-mcmuffin-australia-mcdonalds/

 >>/1027212/
So that's why iga doesn't post here anymore today

 >>/1027212/
Extreme dolans

VLC player apparently has no way for me to make the side mouse buttons link to a hotkey function.

 >>/1027216/
Get monk to code it for you

Cruisey posting foreign menus again.

The only reason I still use VLC sometimes instead of MPC Classic is because VLC can boost the volume beyond 100% which is necessary if I want to hear some things with these shitty speakers.

 >>/1027218/
That was me
Breakfast on the go was the relevant bit

 >>/1027219/
I use it because I've always used it

 >>/1027221/
Give MPC a try. Much better.

 >>/1027222/
Never

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 >>/1027216/
you can use autohotkey to proxy bind or mouse software to proxy bind it

 >>/1027217/
👆💯

 >>/1027224/
I am a creature of habit and autism

 >>/1027225/
I will look into this.

Hey Cruisey you need to organise someone to chew Webers food for him

 >>/1027220/
How's business?

Cruisey I am struggling with Ray Gun documentary, she said
> triggered

Cruisey I have switched to the Garfield moofie

 >>/1027232/
He likes lasagne.

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That crazy cat.

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👆💯

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 >>/1027231/
I like a woman with a sense of humour.

 >>/1027236/
I switched on the scene when she started talking about break dancing being freeing of constraints like gender.

Wish there was an exciting event happening like a cat.5 cyclone.

 >>/1027238/
If you live the cat 5 cyclone lifestyle you are your own natural disaster.

Who put the cats in the cyclone?

listening to rango

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dru5GArIHYs

 >>/1027238/
I only run CAT 6 cable.

 >>/1027241/
not a bad movie

Nuro made John Romero his bitch once.

In VtMB you have to kill zombies for the cemetery caretaker, Romero.

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Good night NEETs.

 >>/1027244/
I heard he prevented the outbreak before it happened.

 >>/1027246/
Good night

 >>/1027246/
Night fella.
She ain't an Attenborough I have to say.

Fish&chips were near perfect
Crispy chips with just enough chiigen salt and a good strong flavour to the fish

 >>/1027250/
> strong flavour to the fish
that's not good?!

 >>/1027251/
Yes it is

They never sell the healthy high in omega-3 fish types in fish and chips places

Where does the day go neets? I have no idea. It always seems to be late evening, just before bed, the daylight hours just a fading dream.

 >>/1027246/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/1027250/
Sounds nice.

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Sounds yummy.

 >>/1027254/
Like the sands through the hourglass

 >>/1027254/
have a banana

 >>/1027246/
gn pigde

the flood gate is preventing our power level

Wyndham Earl has entered the Black Lodge

I have asked for no Twin Peaks spoilers.

 >>/1027224/
Fridge meme

 >>/1027264/
Possibly, but maybe not a positive enough message.

 >>/1027263/
Darth Vader is Lukes dad.

Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents.

 >>/1027263/
It was fucking CANCELLED

 >>/1027250/
Yum. Did it have the silver skin?

nothing good on youtube again, ffs

 >>/1027265/
I dont get it.

 >>/1027270/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wtjn5nKb35A

The cop pull over at 35min is weird

 >>/1027269/
No, battered.

Finished the watch.
At least when NEET watches them he won't have a 25 year wait with that fucking cliffhanger ending.