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No. 1029149 [Preview] [Reply]
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> Just got back from Dan's. Want a goon?
yes please

> I too question whether we are all culturally approximately or whether there is some direct link between us.
already druk?

> We need the commune
yes and we will have weekly KFC feast piss benders and get boonged
















































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I hope Nuro posts his review and approval of using it soon
>  iPhone Duo features a breakthrough foldable design that’s beautiful, versatile, and durable, opening up possibilities that feel entirely new yet remarkably familiar 
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/09/apple-unveils-iphone-duo/








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inflate the stiffy
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/sydney-sweeney-strips-totally-nude-for-racy-new-ad/news-story/59b181c551d78fc2688931deb09eaf2d
deflate the stiffy
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-stories/wild-reason-woman-had-to-prove-she-had-ears-for-australian-passport-photo/news-story/bff90254915abe5160155abf2cf461d9















































































































No. 1029316 [Preview] [Reply]
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> "you fuckin' bogan slut"
I think that is what they call "projection".

What were those red flags on the other car?

And what does she mean by all that "get out of Canberra there are lots of us"?
Is that a threat? Is she saying she is connected to criminal elements?













































































































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it's funny how the fat/tall cunts always have that 6 inch gap between the bottom of their vest and their belt
getting stabbed in the stomach and dying of peritonitis is fucking agony compared to bleeding out quickly with a heart/lung hole






























































































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Actually makes sense, everyone else has been looting the american treasury - arms companies via increased military spending, NGOs via grants to help bring in illegal immigrants, billionaires...why shouldn't the average american finally get some bakshish?



















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I guess we were all on 4chan before 8chan. when did you guys start using 4chan and how long for?
for me i found it in like 2007 with a friend when we searched for the source of memes, and started browsing in like 2010 when i got broadband and could actually use the web



























































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Steam now requires credit card linked ID shit
ASIO can secretly police, secretly interogate anyone and jail them if they refuse to ask questions or tell anyone they were questioned
Face ID is required for discord 
Face ID required for porn

we need to setup the NEET commune quickly or we gonna get zerg rushed by globohomo zog bots and chucked into femnazi brainwashing gulags



























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Did some more work on the musical.

If you knew Squishy Poo
Then you'd know why I feel blue
Without Squishy, my Squishy Poo
Oh well I love you gal, yes, I love you Squishy Poo

[Verse 2]
Squishy Poo, Squishy Poo
Oh how my heart yearns for you
Oh Squishy, my Squishy Poo
Oh well I love you gal, yes, I love you Squishy Poo

[Verse 3]
Squishy Poo, Squishy Poo
Smelly, smelly, smelly, smelly Squishy Poo
Oh Squishy, my Squishy Poo
Oh well I love you gal, and I need you Squishy Poo

[Verse 4]
I love you, Squishy Poo, with a love so rare and true
Oh Squishy, my Squishy Poo
Well I love you gal, I want you Squishy Poo

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Squishy Poo, Squishy Poo
Smelly, smelly, smelly, smelly Squishy Poo
Oh Squishy, my Squishy Poo
Oh well I love you gal, yes, I need you Squishy Poo

[Verse 4]
I love you, Squishy Poo, with a love so rare and true
Oh Squishy, my Squishy Poo
Oh well I love you gal, and I want you Squishy Poo
Oh well I love you gal, and I want you Squishy Poo

























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Unitied Mong Management Ltd and Dan Murphy's are partnering together and are proud to announce the Dan Dividend. If every neet on ausneets is registered for ndis support provided by United Mong Management by the end of the year, Dan Murphy will provide all adult neets on ausneets with a $5000 Dan Murphy Gift Voucher!






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She is interesting and weird. In another video, she was talking about the context window of AI of her AI boyfriend. Of how once the context window is full, it wipes its chat memory then reads some file of all the saved memories but cannot recall the exact chat they had.









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> This is Casper, a livestock guardian dog. In 2022 he was only 20 months old and was guarding his flock of sheep when 11 coyotes attacked. 
> He fought them all off and killed 8 on the spot. Then he went missing for 2 days, he was hunting down the last 3 coyotes. 
> He came back severely wounded and missing part of his tail but no sheep were harmed. 
> After a couple of weeks at the vet, Casper went home healthy.
















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NEETs I have noticed a significant improvement in my sense of wellbeing since the sun came out.
The dark and gloomy winter had sent me into a serious depression spiral. It happens every year.
It is honestly so bad I think I should consider moving to the tropics to try and avoid having to go through this every year.




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That Pepe torrent has been stuck on 17.5% since yesterday.

NEET you are doing something wrong. Can you please investigate the issue?
At least try something simple like shutting down your torrent client and then restarting it.

I need those Pepes.






































































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Etho made out with me, partly against my will the other day. Forced me to play with her clit and suck her nipples. I said no, many times. She bought me a book on geopolitics and said 'dont I get a kiss' and pointed to her cheek, then turned her face when I gave her a peck.


























































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pepes torrent NEET try this new torrent. its made from wizard meme magic this time

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0E695BF1F68A2CCA50282B8AEDEA38692AF8508E&dn=frens+-+pepes.zip&tr=https://privtracker.com/237972a2d483964c219bc8add33761e9/announce







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so i just went for a cobvfree today and there was a bit of a honey in the cafe and i order my cobvfee and asked her what her accent was, turns out british. just be'd friendly and asked some other things and smiled
face was a bit good, accent was a bit good but she's a plumpy one.
i'd have to forcefeed her ozempic later
still would smash. later might ask her out







































































































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About 5:30 pm tonight tonite, I was getting kinda hungry, then I remembered I hadn’t eaten yet today, so I made myself a big sandwich 🥪, I made a sandwich with sour dough bread, I added 3 slices of turkey bologna, 2 slices of American cheese 🧀, then I added 3 slices of smoked honey turkey breast, then added 4 slices of tomato 🍅, some ranch, 2 more slices of American cheese, 3 slices of smoked ham and 2 more slices of American cheese 🧀, a top piece of sour dough bread, I cut the sandwich into 5 pieces, with a Pepsi Zero to drink, I’m sure not hungry anymore 🤪



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Took the Neetmobile to Pedders for an Inspection. As I expected, everything they looked at was rooted. Gearbox mount is about to snap, Uni shaft is about to fall out. All shocks. All springs. All brake pads. All bushes.



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Went to a small city library today. As expected, hard filtering was set up and could only yt-dlp, at 3MB/s. Outside and around the corner was a public wifi phone; torrents peaked at around 2MB/s, but there was a seat right next to it. Still 6.7 GB in the backlog.






























































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If you build 15 military bunkers, and fill them with a school worth of 12 year olds, you could cause Pakistan to waste their air weaponry on the border of Afghanistan while everyone focuses on Iran, which blocks it from the other side. 
That's cheap.


































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few more stories from ex IT mong herder
cunt has 99 level patience kek.

> be herder back in 80's or 90's
> one of the bosses is a woman
> dumb as a rock with computers
> she calls him up to her office
> coffee holder isn't working
> he comes up, she's talking about the CD tray

another of her
> calls him up to the office
> CD's aren't working
> he patiently asks her to explain what she's doing
> she's putting them in a hole
> opens up the computer, and sure enough a dozen CD's are sitting in it
> she has a look on her face like it was completely normal
> herder: sighs
> calmly explains how it should be used
> tries to explain to her she doesn't need the IT manager getting paid 150k a year to debug her helpdesk issues

another one, same woman
> calls him to office
> my computer isn't resetting when i turn it off
< how are you turning it off?
> i press this button (on the monitor)
< herder has to explain the difference between a screen and a tower
< to a woman who has the mental capacity of a child
< getting paid probably 200k a year

poor cunt lmao, another one, different woman
> herder gets called over to boss woman #2's house at like midnight
< my blinds aren't working
> politely and calmly explains it's not his job to fix a non IT problem at her personal house in the middle of the night
> looks at it, she pulled the controller off the wall, and it ran out of battery
> tries to explain, my job is to make plans and budgets, not a booty call for a shit tier non-IT problem at a personal staffs house in the middle of the night

herder has godlike patience fucking lmao, a good cunt.
















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He's like 60. I believe he's not bullshitting. He's a nice guy.
Told me he went to a catholic school and they used the cain and fucked up their knuckles.
He said kids who didn't get cained were seen as teachers pets and got bullied so they had to play up to make sure they got cained


























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I watched Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991).
What a great movie. I have seen it many times but still enjoy it.
I started watching the Director's Cut but some cringe scene I didn't remember where Sarah Connor has a dream where she is visited by the ghost of Kyle Reese in the mental hospital made me torrent the theatrical cut to watch instead. Much better.



























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Just did something extremely retarded - accidentally plugged my modem's ethernet cable into a lan port rather than the wan. The thing is ipv4 stopped working but ipv6 continued to function. I have no idea what the technical reason for that was. Maybe webby would know. After nearly 24 hours of retardedness I called my isp and started blaming the pajeets, only to spot the problem myself and shamefully hang up.












































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