/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

SA BEST A

 >>/1030121/
How?

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SA best A

 >>/1030136/
How?

Ok I have finally had sex in the sims 2

 >>/1030141/
That wasn't bad.

 >>/1030142/
Do you need to add mods to do that?

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 >>/1030143/
I try my best

 >>/1030144/
No but being a fat ugly autist I needed cheats enabled to have sex even in a video game.

 >>/1030145/
In my experience you have about a 10% success rate.

 >>/1030149/
> cheats enabled
That sounds like a form of rape.

 >>/1030150/
💖

consult nuro weber u fat bitch

 >>/1030153/
Those chicken gizzards have unbalanced you and turned you nasty again.

Will continue watching Sátántangó

 >>/1030149/
Real autists wouldnt need cheat codes.

Illegal Fireworks going off again.

> Sátántangó (Hungarian: [ˈʃaːtaːntɒŋɡoː] , also known in English as Satan's Tango) is a 1994 Hungarian black-and-white epic drama film directed by Béla Tarr

My BAS agent took me out for coffee and blessed me at the end. 
Good pwople make me want to cry.

 >>/1030158/
Fairly short too

 >>/1030159/
You are blessed to have people like him in your life.

 >>/1030147/
Thank you Contextjew.

 >>/1030161/
I am.

 >>/1030155/
I watched it in a week.

 >>/1030158/
You forgot the running time.

 >>/1030148/
Speaker factory warsaw.

 >>/1030146/
That's not the real Tina.

Shouldn't be surprised that a two fiddy tub of roast veg taste like shid but I am.

 >>/1030153/
Is this about emails Zesty?

 >>/1030147/
original is best.

 >>/1030154/
NEETs should not be eating such things.

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 >>/1030154/
Sorry I have been in a world of shit!

 >>/1030159/
You are very blessed.

 >>/1030172/
Lol wtf

 >>/1030164/
It may take me months.

 >>/1030167/
That's Sheena with a factory too!

Only a naked cuddle from Weber could heal my emotional wounds ..

 >>/1030177/
Lucky bugger.

 >>/1030172/
What is on at the community centre tonight?

 >>/1030172/
Do you have any neighbours while camping there?

 >>/1030179/
Saturday night is usually bingo night.

 >>/1030181/
What do you win in Bingo?

Competition to see who can get the most skittles into Weber's open hole.

Cruisey was using maltesers.

 >>/1030184/
Once?

 >>/1030182/
A frozen chook.

 >>/1030186/
Winner winner chicken dinner

 >>/1030185/
I finished the family box.

 >>/1030182/
It's binge-o.

 >>/1030189/
I miss the days of buffets

 >>/1030188/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rZ2wU8PDzWY

 >>/1030191/
I would not eat something that had touched that dirty counter.

Waddled down to the kebab shop to try a $10 sundae I've been wanting to try for a while. Dreadful. Full of ice and homebrand tier chocolate sauce. Also the poojeta who served me was hideous, with creepy black nails totally inappropriate for a public facing food service job. I'll know better next time. Stick to ice creams from specialist ice cream places, or maccas.

 >>/1030190/
RE-OPEN SIZZLERS!

 >>/1030194/
👆💯

 >>/1030193/
We live and we learn.

 >>/1030194/
Craving the parmesan cheese toast.

 >>/1030196/
At least I had a saturday night adventure involving a kebab store.

 >>/1030198/
Did you encounter any rowdy normies out there?

 >>/1030199/
there were some normies milling about, but they weren't really rowdy

 >>/1030193/
Kebab store owners use the cheapest ingredients they can get their hands on and only employ family members. It's like if the more degenerate nameneets opened a restaurant together

Diet wagon for me tomorrow, this time I'm determined to make it work.

 >>/1030202/
You can do it neeto

 >>/1030201/
I've never actually been to one before, I should've known better.

On reflection if the main customers are people too drunk to make good decisions about where to eat, maybe they're not great places to visit.

 >>/1030202/
Sounds do-able.

 >>/1030201/
It would be like get a happy ending with every deluxe kebab.

 >>/1030207/
Your white sauce would go everywhere

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Good night NEETs.

 >>/1030209/
Night fella.
That pidge really ties the household together.

 >>/1030209/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/1030169/
that was another guy, but yes i sent you another one.

why do chinese bitches have to be so hard to get? i just want a panty shot or a nipple through the shirt, FFS

Noticed the inside of the lid for my cold brew coffee jar has been painted, and some of the paint has come off from scratching the glass jar. Not happy about this. Don't want to consume paint. Might go to ikea to see if they have any better jars.

 >>/1030213/
Do not send her any money.

 >>/1030214/
Get stainless steel.

 >>/1030215/
Fifo would have gotten her to send him her family's life savings by now, then ghosted her. Monk is such a simp.

 >>/1030215/
shes a fucking peptides dealer bro. my dr pajeet said hed give me ozempic but where am i gonna get the other ones?

 >>/1030217/
FIFO sent some foreign monkey thousands of dollars. She only sent a tiny proportion back.
It upsets me. Don't let yourself be scammed NEETs.

 >>/1030213/
Send her a suitcase of dongs.

 >>/1030220/
I only want to give her one dong mate, and it's mine, okay? i need to hear my women moan

90% of youtube videos about the sims are made by women, the other 10% by gay guys. Very annoying. I've been spoiled by tech videos which are mostly intelligent nerdy white guys.

 >>/1030221/
"She" already has a dong.

There might be a woman posting on this board.

 >>/1030222/
The Sims is about people and only women care about people

 >>/1030223/
your spoiling my fantasy you little gay boong. you're probably right but still a faggot

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Possum got wasted last night ans passed out on the nature strip

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Poor little dude.

 >>/1030229/
yeah posso fell on hard times after the meth binge

 >>/1030228/
Hot Possum nudes

 >>/1030228/
all tuckered out after a big night on the garlic bread and jaeger bombs

 >>/1030223/
That's a man.

 >>/1030227/
Thanks Trev.

 >>/1030228/
He does that every weekend.

Are possums intelligent enough to be trained as assistance animals?

 >>/1030236/
Possums are spergs in animal form

 >>/1030236/
They can assist you feeding themselves.

Might go get a big mac or some kfc

 >>/1030239/
15 pieces of original recipe for me please, and some popcorn chicken for my assistance animal.

 >>/1030240/
I’ll get him some garlic bread from the pixxa place too. Why not. Looks like he needs it

 >>/1030228/
Looks like he took it raw this time.

 >>/1030240/
> some popcorn chicken for my assistance animal
You'll be taking him out with the squirts all night.

 >>/1030242/
Who raped posso? Was it NK?

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I watched Terminator 3: rise of the Machines (2003).
This is not a great film but it is not quite as bad as many people say.
Older John Connor is miscast and played incorrectly. He should not have been so detached and ironic.
This was the first of the franchises which was ruined by sequels which were in awe of the originals and therefore could not take themselves seriously and instead come across as sort of parodies of the originals. Too much fan service and winks at the audience.
Many such cases now.

 >>/1030244/
It was self rape and then he staged the scene.

 >>/1030246/
kek

had 2/3rds a big mac and 6 nuggets and drove home. on the way some fuck wit had his high beams up my ass so i stopped and blared my horn when he when past. he probably shit himself the cunt

 >>/1030248/
> high beams up my ass
It is really annoying. And these days many of the regular headlights are too bright too.
I have dim old yellow ones and that is how it is meant to be.

 >>/1030249/
i tried changing lanes to get away from him but the cunt changed into the lane behind me each time. fucking bitch man

 >>/1030249/
> dim old yellow ones
Most of Cruisey's tuggers.

 >>/1030250/
This sort of negative behaviour seems to be becoming more common.
Makes me not want to go out so much now.

 >>/1030245/
> fan service
Hope it's not Arnie.

< you grandfather sounds like a big figure in your life
> yeah i learnt a lot from him
< wow, it sounds like you really loved your grandfather
> what? fuck no. I learnt don't do anything the fuck he did
> he was a terrible cunt!

4am jokes. can't sleep so youse get a joke

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2JZ7kUSxlOA

awake too early again, need to go back to sleep

 >>/1030254/
What's the difference between sin and crime?
Lust is a sin but stopping is a crime

Why do women fake orgasm?
The think men care.

Another day of nothingness begins

 >>/1030259/
Do something instead.

It's falling out of me.

Went to Noodle Box, and didn't leave a tip. That's for pearl harbor, nigga! #RealNigga #NeverForget #911

 >>/1030262/
November was a tragic time for many.

a little bit blowfish

gm

my friend who found imageboards in 2016 is trying to call me a newfag

 >>/1030259/
no bus rides?

GMN AusNEETs. God willing, you are well.

 >>/1030268/
who the fuck are you?

 >>/1030157/
You sound fun...

 >>/1030269/
Toothpaste? I will change flags.

 >>/1030265/
GMN.

 >>/1030268/
GMN.

 >>/1030266/
Tell him to buy a GOLD pass.

 >>/1030266/
Tell him only newfriends call people fags.

 >>/1030268/
Bok bok nip bro

You know there's still plenty of time to gwt ready for church.

 >>/1030276/
Interesting thing about the Singapore proxy is it bans porn. I quite like it when proton VPN blesses me with it

 >>/1030278/
> Singapore proxy is it bans porn
So does Australia on some sites without age verification.

 >>/1030279/
Hope we start executing litterbugs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gprhXOVyRrY

Thinking about Mongk

Rain.

Two coffees and two bacon cheese pies down the hatch. Great day here. Can’t upload fucking image

Been awake for 20 minutes. Avoided any junk food binges so far.

 >>/1030280/
I would rather start with ai devlopers.

 >>/1030285/
20 minutes is far too long. You need to break the cycle

 >>/1030280/
We need a strong leader like Joslin McCormick to implement these changes.

 >>/1030281/
Looks ominous.

 >>/1030284/
Peaceful.

 >>/1030281/
Not bad, will continue listening to.

 >>/1030281/
Wherever you go, there you are

 >>/1030277/
Church starts in an hour
I will have a coffee beforehand so I am amplified when hearing about jesus

 >>/1030277/
I already have the torrents lined up and a lot of Sim City 3000 to play today. Very important.

 >>/1030284/
Beautiful day.

 >>/1030284/
A nice day ahead.

Headbanging to op ivy. Whered the years go bros.

 >>/1030294/
i heard the recent-ish cities skylines or whatever, the spiritual successor to sim city is pretty good. haven't played it though

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 >>/1030296/
you'll get coraline, if you're lucky

im getting thirsty but i dont know what to drink to hydrate. water is just so nothing

 >>/1030302/
have some orange juice

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 >>/1030284/
Beautiful.

 >>/1030304/
Beautiful.

Might go to defcon this year. See if webby wants to come, he needs to get out of the house.

 >>/1030304/
> I'm hearing reports you haven't consummated your relationship, Woj.

 >>/1030307/
I need consular approval to enter the USA. Don't want to discuss it.

 >>/1030309/
The drink driving conviction.

 >>/1030304/
Real life.

 >>/1030310/
Too many casual racisms while buying breakfast at donalds get a man put on the terrorist hate watchlist.

 >>/1030300/
I enjoy the simple mechanics of Sim City 3000.

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 >>/1030313/
I agree. I like what I'm familiar with. I can't get into anything new.

I cut a glory hole in the backyard fence so the neighbours dog can lick the peanut butter of my penis.

 >>/1030316/
> of my
u have a porblem

 >>/1030314/
kek. was that you? that ban is a medal of honor.

 >>/1030318/
not me
it has been doing the rounds for a couple of years

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 >>/1030319/
i got banned off 4chan for posting this on a sfw board last night

 >>/1030320/
They were right to ban you.

My neibour still thinks I have a dog

 >>/1030321/
kek

 >>/1030322/
does someone at your place sometimes make barking noises when you put it in ?

 >>/1030284/
I slept on that bench last night.

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Anyone follow her on socials? Or have her nudes?

 >>/1030326/
did she post on here?

 >>/1030326/
I don't think we want to be having this discussion

 >>/1030325/
Good sleep?

 >>/1030325/
Comfy?

I just got an erection in public 
buying coffee at the mall cafe 
the cafe girl is very lovely

 >>/1030331/
that is SO gay

 >>/1030267/
Currently on bus no.4

 >>/1030332/
The cafe girl is a real girl

 >>/1030331/
try to chat her up and be interested in her answers and smile and don't forget to be retarded. you don't want to look back and regret you never tried.

 >>/1030334/
How can you be certain? I heard she worked at Jaycar before that.

 >>/1030333/
hopefully bus #5 runs over a pedophile or two

 >>/1030262/
This ain't America you dumb nigga.

I liked the old busses where you could open the window to take a shit.

 >>/1030335/
That is some advice I want to do
maybe if I see her again
I'll try to become familiar 
Thx neet

 >>/1030339/
I used to shit on the turntable and clap when it smeared as the bus went around a tight bend.

I always feel like I'm a character in the sims when I go to ikea. And the food there is terrible, probably because it's swedish, but I will be going back one more time to try the cured salmon. Got a new, 1.5l jar for cold brewing coffee. No paint, just natural rubber, glass and stainless steel.

 >>/1030342/
even their normie meals like battered fish and chips is shit

 >>/1030343/
It used to be good value, and the cafe was full of boomers looking for cheap bland food. But now inflation has hit and the food is just expensive and bland.

might schnitty burger but cbf driving into town

Garn Maroochydore plaza. A shopping centre. Not a fucking mall.

 >>/1030322/
Well bantered

aldi's vegetables are quite a bit good. lettuce tomato onion beetroot is all very nice. would recommend

 >>/1030331/
All those dirty cum hungry sluts want your cock even more than you want their tender little shiny pink dripping cunts. You think they look like that in public without knowing every man looks at those leggings and wants to rip them apart. Make eye contact while thinking about them choking and spluttering on you. They love it.

 >>/1030335/
Look at her collarbone and think about biting her neck.

 >>/1030336/
She might have had a dick then.

 >>/1030342/
It would improve all our lives if it was all automated. Own nothing. Be happy. Cranberry sauce on mine please.

 >>/1030352/
> Cranberry
You will drink elderflower and lingonberry syrup and be happy.

my dream last night i was trying to escape like truman show and was in a chicks car, she was pretty hot and she was like i have a dick too and i was like meh, could be worse. woke up with a hard on

 >>/1030354/
Very interesting

Fighting with the misso all weekend. Thank God she's at work today so I'm drinking goon. Walk of shame on the busy road with the cask and my grotty trackies on. I walked there twice last night and fuck me the same cunt was working there this morning. 
She's trying to bait me into hitting her so she can call the cops. Has been just repeating everything I say, following me around the house, sitting on the bed when I'm tryna lay on it, just being annoying. Honestly domestic violence is actually so based and its a travesty you're not allowed to smack a bitch sometimes. They need it and actually like it. Women are just tall children and sometimes you need to discipline them when they act up. Feel like this is a kind of foundational tenant of society that we've lost with the rise of HR roasties. Poses a civilisational etc. God I hate women

Going to buy the astra gpt and get it to fix everything

 >>/1030356/
You love them, they jusy need to learn how to appreciate that you love them.

just remembered cruisey told me how young weber found a massive gummy worm under his mums bed and it did not taste nice

 >>/1030357/
It burns through tokens very fast on the Medium one if you aren't using it correctly like me.

 >>/1030356/
if you want to keep her it would be wise to at least pretend to listen (you dont have to care about her shit, she just has to think you do)
then do some nice things for her that make her feel special
or if she's not worth it fuck her off

 >>/1030356/
> Has been just repeating everything I say, following me around the house,
She is mogging you bad. Absolutely based.

 >>/1030361/
I can't fuck her off yet because I can't afford the fucking rent because I'm stuck in a fucking low skilled part time pajeet wage slave job FUCK

Yet another prolapsed kind of day 😮‍💨

 >>/1030356/
Beat her to get her back in line

 >>/1030363/
I'd give advice but i'm too hung over

I'd give advice but i'm too well hung

This is the life I chose. This is what happens to young guys who drink beer in their bedroom while Going On The Computer 
It's over. It's actually over. I failed and I lost. I am being raped daily.

 >>/1030363/
> I'm stuck in a fucking low skilled part time pajeet wage slave job FUCK
You love the structure!

 >>/1030367/
Lying doesn't look good on you

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Weber once told me the proof was in the pudding. But then ate it before I had a chance to look.

 >>/1030368/
> I am being raped daily.
At least you're getting some.

 >>/1030372/
He needed it!

It's funny when recruiters make two demands and justify this by claiming one is a perk. 
I guess it costs them nothing to try

 >>/1030368/
You can change things neet 
sign up for a Tafe course

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Kicked my foot late lastnight, can't get my shoe on because of the pain even ugg boots are too painful, think I may have broken my little toe.

 >>/1030377/
pinky deda

Cruisey Astra Max is burning through tokens to debug

 >>/1030377/
That does not look good NEET. I hope it feels better soon.

feel a bit bored. might go get takeaway food

 >>/1030379/
cruisey i want a free sub on NDIS and share it with the boys

 >>/1030382/
Four minutes of running has burned through at least 23% of the current five hour windows.

 >>/1030377/
Looks broken. Go to the doctor.

 >>/1030381/
yeah neet
I'm going to get some chocolate

 >>/1030385/
big block of whittakers for me please, hokey pokey if they've got it

might get a scnhitty burger and some soda to wash it down

 >>/1030386/
Alright neet you got it 
Hokey pokey Whittaker's it is 
I'm getting a Cadbury hazelnut myself

 >>/1030388/
> I'm getting a Cadbury hazelnut
Treat yourself to something better please NEET. You're worth it.

 >>/1030381/
Get me a bucket of KFC please, I heard it is good for broken toes.

 >>/1030389/
Alrighty I'll have a look
Maybe a Darrell Lea rocky road
thx neet

What's the difference between erotic and perverted?
It's erotic if you use a feather and perverted if a whole chicken

 >>/1030377/
Go to doctor. Or call an ambulance if you can't walk.

 >>/1030392/
Save me some chippies please.

 >>/1030396/
Good morning.

 >>/1030397/
No movies. Today I stream sumo later (it will be night on the Australia), and I have a lot to do as well this nice Sunday.
I hope it was a pleasant weekend.

Just wanna fucken go down to the local RSL and meet some blokes, have some smokes, play the pokes and get some free cokes mate

 >>/1030400/
uh okaydokes?

Potato and pasta for dinner

 >>/1030360/
Made it do summaries of all the files and emails and used voice chat to tell it stuff
Exhausting

 >>/1030377/
That is no good
Do you have goon or drugs

 >>/1030379/
Whats that nwan

 >>/1030392/
Yes

 >>/1030393/
Heh

 >>/1030398/
Good ducks

 >>/1030398/
Quack quack quack. Lovely.

 >>/1030402/
Carb maxing.

 >>/1030402/
I'm having Chiggen Keeeeev

Disappearing posts again.

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 >>/1030412/
Zesty's zapper.

 >>/1030392/
Lovely.

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 >>/1030405/
The most advanced model. It burned through 75% of my 5 hour limit in a 20 minute thinking. I think progress was made, now I am getting it to collect everything it needs. Then it is back to Max once my limit resets to finish a big think.

 >>/1030413/
kek

 >>/1030413/
Madigliana from the ferals

I wonder how the hospital visit went.

 >>/1030420/
I know. And some of it i understand why it happens. I dunno why it happened to these posts.

 >>/1030421/
Good day to you neet

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I just ran out. Need to wait until 8pm to fix my life.

ugh burobs back

 >>/1030423/
sounds like you need a choof and a tugger

keeeeev had no filling :(

 >>/1030427/
kev is a sicko!

 >>/1030428/
your mum's moot

 >>/1030427/
The Jews siphoned it off.

watching green lantern 2011

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 >>/1030435/
it was shit so i'm watching in the grey instead

 >>/1030436/
wha's that about?

 >>/1030437/
guy ritchie crime movie about criminals doing crimes

 >>/1030434/
This is the future

 >>/1030434/
It is faster but it sucks shit at thinking and doesn't show the thinking process.

 >>/1030438/
let me know if it is worth watching when it is over please

 >>/1030442/
> the ozone has made a huge difference in clearing the room.
Sleep tight NEET.

 >>/1030440/
>  abuse of the current endchan administrators :(
get used to it faggoturo until you learn how to be friendly and stop attention seeking you collossal faggot

 >>/1030443/
It's quite good so far

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 >>/1030445/
Thank you for the advice totally friendly NEET.

 >>/1030438/
Would be the first one.

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Argh another night

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Double dipper.

 >>/1030451/
I'm actually busy, and I don't know what you are hoping to achieve. I know and see but what to do about it? I won't argue about it because it's futile.

 >>/1030449/
And what the fuck is this? Is that a door or what. And why he flipped it off previously?

 >>/1030455/
its a picnic bench i think
he sleeps on them

 >>/1030456/
All right.

 >>/1030454/
When MonkAI is finished, the agent could complete all these interactions and provide you a summary of the extensive dialogue.

Skipped my customary afternoon nap and had coffee instead. Very sleepy now. Beware neets, afternoon naps are a dangerous addiction.

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 >>/1030454/
Just keep watching for posts suspiciously disappearing. Thats all big fella. You know the deal. Thank you for your service

 >>/1030459/
afternoon naps are based and so are (You) ❤️

 >>/1030459/
> Beware neets, afternoon naps are a dangerous addiction.
What are the signs we need to watch out for?

 >>/1030449/
You need to get a pillow.

transitioned

 >>/1030464/
Sleep tight NEET.

 >>/1030465/
That is a good one. Thank you.

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sent you mail weber

 >>/1030468/
me on the left

 >>/1030468/
Me on the right hugging my body pillow rn

 >>/1030468/
> straight into the spam folder

 >>/1030471/
I have a good feeling about the Kayak update.

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Good night NEETs.

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 >>/1030473/
gn pidge

A fine, swart beast.

 >>/1030473/
Good night Pidge. xx

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 >>/1030468/
I’ll check in the morning