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>  now that you insulted me and deleted the thread how do you expect me to support new features you came up with?
> [20:18]  isn't really diplomatic is it
> [20:28]  hahaha but it is australian
> [20:28]  have a sook carnt
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> Újházi tyúkhúsleves is a rich, traditional Hungarian chicken soup named after the 19th-century actor Ede Újházi, traditionally served alongside savory Hungarian scones called pogácsa
































The Fat Orange Monster is furious
> Days After Press Ban, White House Launches ‘Trump TV’ — A 24/7 Clip Show
https://www.washingtonsun.com/trump-white-house/white-house-announces-trump-tv?redirected=notus_org



Had a dream that pidge was a terrible burn victim and he scared me or whatever. he like wore a mask and when i found out his face was scarred he became hostile. this is why i dont watch horror, but then again i really want to watch resident evil in cinema because the director is fantastic.








































































home
having a cider
was 45 minutes late being summoned at APM
was interviewed by the Workforce Australia Business Development Manager who went absolutely spastic after seeing my resume
didn't even have to say anything, he was all "we can't place you anywhere, you'll quit after a week" and "nobody we have is going to pay your kind of salary"
slimy arab of some sort
the way he spoke to other people when I was waiting to be called was horrific
he made an interview for some girl on the phone without consulting her and when she said she had a dentist appointment at that day and time he tried to harangue her into changing it rather than shifting the arbitrary interview time he had arranged



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the normal staff (the two I saw previously for 3 minutes each) didn't even acknowledge me when they walked past this morning
the two I saw today appear to be based out of another APM storefront down south and only come to Lizbef once a fortnight to interview and place 'job ready' people that have done all the other stuff like resume creation or got a certficate in putting their socks and shoes on or something




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Cenno wanting me to update my bank details even though they haven't changed.
Haven't as yet got a new appointment message from Workforce/APM, so Yasser Arafat didn't book one in. Probably didn't tick off today's attendance either.



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It is. Like I posted after my first visit, there's no receptionist or sign-in, you're dependant on some fag with a post-it note coming out and taking CRN numbers once every 30 minutes if you're lucky
the waiting area is frequently maxed out in term of available chairs and some of the druggie types are on the phone to their mates, so of whom come into the area to talk and carry on






 >>/1033378/
> some of the druggie types are on the phone to their mates, so of whom come into the area to talk and carry on
I don't hold it against them. A bit of support from friends is good in those sort of situations. Eases the suffering.


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Webby's branding will be as a drunken cynical bigoted security expert who will say all sorts of offensive things on livestream, commenting on current events and reviewing other people's youtube videos while drinking. At subscriber milestones he will down entire bottles of liquor or commit racist acts of hate speech that violate australian laws.



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Yes, it was actually better than the roasts I'd done myself in the past. The crackling was so good I had to stop at half the roast and tore the rest off and threw it in the bin to stop myself from bingeing on it. I will use the rest of the meat with baked beans to make feedpacks and freeze them.
















I also get the impression Bella is a bit of a dumb dumb, because one guy the camel jockey saw hadn't even created a resume, bella just assigned him, and CJ was having a lil menty b about it















https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-23/sa-police-update-on-gus-lamont-disappearance-case/107183430
> SA government offers $1 million reward for information about Gus Lamont
cue 10,000 emails all saying "the tranny granny did it, duh"






Got a shift from 4-8pm tonight. On the brink of acquiring a new wage starting Monday, thankfully I was dealing with a Maori woman instead of a filipino jungle monkey at this agency I interviewed at yesterday. Gonna get wicked gooned tonight i reckon











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Had lunch with the apple berry and custard sisters. Not worth it. They were both mushy and tasteless, not the fresh and delicious experience I expected. Maybe it would've been a better experience if I'd warmed them up first, but I am always too eager to satisfy myself for that.













opened the lark 'rare seppeltsfield ii' and made an old fashioned
> Bold Tasmanian Single Malt layered with plum cake, roasted nuts, and fudge
taste none of that
called seppeltsfield because i think they used some casks from the seppeltsfield winery in the barossa best a



























































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We'll have one last go at Instant Millionaire tonight neets - at our last point in the story we were trying to give away $1000 bills at a shopping centre, and everyone was just ignoring us. So we'll try and pick someone and walk up to them:

> "No one will believe me if I just stand here waving money in the air," you tell yourself. 'I'lll pick out some likely looking prospects and go up and talk to them."
> You stand and watch the people pass by for a moment. You see a teenager looking at watches in the window of a drugstore.
> You see a young mother arguing with her five-year-old daughter about which direc- tion to take. And you see a well-dressed, middle-aged man walking aimlessly, obviously just window-shopping.
> Surely, one of these three people will gladly take some free money from you and start you on your way to getting rid of the million dollars. But which one?

> Do you choose the teenager? Turn to PAGE 28.
> Do you choose the young mother? Turn to PAGE 48.
> Do you choose the middle-aged man?  Turn to PAGE 68.







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> "What are you selling?" the man asks as you walk up and say hello. He's wearing a light-blue suit that fits a bit too snugly around his large waist. He squints down at you as if he has trouble with his eyes.
> "I hope you'll believe me," you begin timidly. "I'm not selling anything. I'd like to give you this thousand dollar bill. It's absolutely free. Please take it."
> The man takes the bill from you. He holds it up close to his face and squints at it for a long time. "Good detail," he says finally. He hands it back to you.
> "What?" you ask.
> What is he talking about?
> "Not a bad job, actually," the man says, searching in his jacket pocket for something. "It's really one of the best bills I've seen. But the background is a bit murky. Here take a look at one of mine."
> He hands you a thousand dollar bill.  Is he saying that your money is counterfeit?


> Go on to PAGE 69.
Uh oh neets, this doesn't look good...

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> "See? I use a higher grade ink than you do," he says with pride. "It makes the background come up sharper."
> You stare in disbelief at the phony bill in your hand.
> "You can keep that one." the man says.  He walks off and disappears into a store.
> "He can't be right!" you tell yourself.
> "My money can't be counterfeit!"
> You put his bill in your pocket and take out one of yours. You examine it carefully.
> First the front, then the back.
> On the back of the bill, at the bottom, in tiny, tiny type, you read the words: "Otto Quincy Vandermint Practical Joke Com pany."
> What a hilarious joke!!
> So why aren't you laughing?
> THE END
The whole fucking book our money was counterfeit!
We might go back a few pages and try again, picking either the teenagers or the young mother to see what happens.








> https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqgk52ln68xvo
> Child ketamine users getting bladder damage describe 'peeing a jellyfish'
Cruisey I want some ketamine! I want to pee out a jellyfish too!




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We'll try the teenager this time:

> The teenager staring at the watches turns around as you walk up to him. He's tall and thin, with short red hair. He's wearing a T-shirt that says "Give Me Air."
> You decide to get right to the point. "I'm trying to give away some money," you tell him. "I'm not crazy or anything. I just have a lot of money to give away."
> The teenager stares at you for a moment.
> "I'm kinda busy," he says.
> "It'll only take a second," you tell him.
> "Just take some money from me."
> "Well ... if it'll make you happy," the guy says, grinning. "How about five dollars? Have you got a five?"
> "I was thinking of a slightly higher amount," you say.
> "You mean you want to give away ten dollars?'" the teenager asks. "Are you sure you're not crazy?"
> "How about a thousand dollars?" you ask, holding up a wad of bills. "Please. I'm serious. I'm giving you ten thousand dollars." You can't believe you have to plead with someone to take the money!
> The teenager just stares at you. He's trying to decide if you're serious or not. You hold the money up in front of his face.
> Will he take the money? Will he be your first success?
> Turn to PAGE 4.

Will this dumb shit take our $10k counterfeit bills? Only an idiot would not recognise the fake money right?

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> "Okay. Hand it over," he says slowly. "I know this is a gag. But I'll bite."
> He takes the ten thousand dollar bills from your hand and examines the money carefully. "Okay. What's the joke?" he asks.
> "No joke," you tell him. "It's yours."
> "Hey Frank, whatcha doin'?" A boy in a sweatshirt and torn jeans comes over.
> "This kid just gave me ten thousand dollars," Frank says. "It even looks real!"
> "Hey, kid you got some more of that for  me?" Frank's friend asks.
> "Sure," you say. "Here's ten thousand for you." Business is starting to pick up!
> "Hey this kid's giving away money!"
> Frank's friend yells to two other teenagers.
> They come running over. You dig into your pocket for more money.
> A few seconds later, a huge crowd has gathered around you. You're handing out the thousand dollar bills as fast as you can.
> But it isn't fast enough! Hands are grabbing at you. A fist fight breaks out. You hear a window smash, broken glass shattering against the floor. People are scuffling, pushing their way toward you.
> You've started a terrible, violent riot!
> Should you try to run away? or stay until you've given away every dollar you brought?

> Run? Turn to PAGE 9.
> Stay? Turn to PAGE 19.

Money is supposed to solve all our problems, but somehow it is only bringing suffering and misery to the world. What should we do neets?






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> 'The money is all gone! It's all gone!" you scream as loudly as you can.
> But the fighting continues for several minutes more. It takes approaching police sirens to get the crowd to stop struggling.
> The sirens grow louder. The fighting stops.
> People quickly walk away, leaving you standing in front of the shattered windowglass of the store.
> You look around at the broken windows, empty display windows, and trash and rubble strewn all about the area.
> "Here's the person who started it, officer!" you hear a voice call. A tall policeman is walking quickly toward you.
> You realize that you have successfully given away half of the million dollars. But you don't care. This is the worst day of your life. And now you are about to be arrested.
> Can things get any worse?
> Turn to PAGE 27.

ONLY SUFFERING


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> Uncle Clyde shows up at the police station two hours later. "I would' ve been here sooner" he apologizes, "but I was watching a good movie on TV."
> The police officer explains to Uncle Clyde what happened at the mall. You're so embarrassed and ashamed, you wish you could slip through a crack in the floor. Here you are, halfway toward your goal of giving away the million dollars, and you've  never felt more miserable."
> The phone rings. "This is probably the manager of the mall," the policeman says.  "He's calling to say what the damages came to."
> The policeman talks on the phone for a few minutes. Then he hangs up and turns to you and your uncle. "The damages at the mall come to half a million dollars," he says sternly. He gives you a fierce, angry look.
> "Do you hear that? You have to pay half a million dollars in damages."
> "YAAAAAY!!!" you cry, jumping out of your seat.
> "I'M RICH!  I'M RICH!!  YAAAAAAAAY!"
> THE END

Wait until the police discover our money is all fake...
But I think that's about as good an ending as we're going to get. We might leave it there.




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Clyde had an alibi, he was watching tv at home during the riot. He didn't even bother turning up at the police station until his movie was finished. He treats us like an annoying little shit because that's what we are. It's like having webby for an uncle.







The Lighthouse Keeper's Wife

Mara had married the lighthouse keeper for the view, and the view that night was everything — rain lashing the glass, the beam sweeping the black water in slow, golden arcs. But it was the man who drew her eye across the kitchen table, sleeves rolled to the elbow, a half-uneaten pie cooling beside him. She crossed the room without deciding to, and he looked up with that slow, dark smile that had cost her three arguments and her composure every single time.

"You've been staring at me all dinner," he said, and his voice was lower than usual, rough around the edges like the cliffs outside.

"You've been staring at me back," she answered, and she set down her teacup — a small surrender, a door left unlocked — and sat on the edge of the table beside his knee. He took her hand in both of his, calloused and warm, and the rain came down harder against the window as if the night itself had leaned in to listen.

She kissed him standing in the kitchen, one hand fisted in his shirt, and he lifted her off the table without a word, the way he'd done a hundred times but the way that never got old — that first breathless second where gravity forgot them. He carried her up the stairs, and she wrapped her legs around him, and the lamp between the bed and the window caught his face in gold.

There was the long, careful tenderness first — fingers learning the map of her shoulders, the slow pull of his mouth down the line of her neck — and then the hunger that had been building all evening broke loose. He lifted her onto the narrow bed and she arched into him, breathless, the sheets tangling, the lighthouse beam sweeping across them in slow pulses like a second heartbeat. Outside the storm raged, but in there the world was just two bodies and the heat between them.

When it was over, he laid her down and covered her with the quilt, and she watched him through half-closed eyes as he pressed his forehead to hers, neither of them speaking. Somewhere below, the lamp turned its patient arc across the water, and the rain kept falling, and she thought — not for the last time — that the view had been the least of what she'd married.




I have turned gpt into an interface that all notes and files go into. Notes go to some note and task allocation software, and files on sharepoint. I can also read emails through it. Theres also three other pieces of main software (rostering app, payroll and incident register) that arent integrated but have handover points to them. And the handovers get logged. 
One of the rules is that almost every chat needs to become a task that get sorted to a project, that is adjacent to a board on the note taking system, and will have a finalisation point on another software. 
It all just werks. 
It even files and names the documents. 
I havent tested it all but its looking good. Notes get passed through and emails and make rules. Can do it from voice command. What a fucking tool. 
Really honing in on some philosophies. One about how if you pay for someone's time, you need to respect it enough to make use of it. You need to be explicit with direction. Every board associated with a role. A role once it accumulates enough qork justifies its own human to fill it. Then you can have straight forward job ddsvriptions. Not sone shit about experience and versatility.
I need these skills when using this system. Preferably more than a single one but yeah.
Ill get gpt to tell me my morals. Thos cunt knows me better than I do. The voice one huffs aand puffs if I use it for more than an hour and says we should get some sleep. 

The most compact expression of the whole model is:
Conversation → classify → develop → Project/Process → task → accountable Role → current role-holder → small action → authoritative evidence → explicit handover → next Role/System → verification → closure.
And the design test we are increasingly applying is:
Can a new competent person enter a role, see what has arrived, understand what they need to do, know what system to use, know what evidence is required, know who receives it next, and know exactly when their responsibility ends—without you personally explaining it?
If the answer is no, the workflow isn't finished yet.



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Young one, learn the way of the turtle.

Do what is yours to do, then release the result. An arrow cannot be called back once loosed.

Guard your attention. What you stare at long enough begins to own you.

When the world becomes too loud, withdraw. Not from fear, but to become still. A turtle enters its shell so it may emerge whole.

Accept what has already happened. Acceptance is not surrender; it is refusing to fight yesterday.

Do not become drunk on victory or poisoned by defeat. Both are visitors.

Act when action is needed. Be still when it is not.

Control the action.
Accept the reality.
Release the outcome.
Guard the attention.
Return to the present.

We read the Bhagavad Gita in breaks and he swears when we're not at work.

















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