/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

I finished s01e02 of Slow horses.
A spicy finish, took me by surprise.

Can you get fart cancer?

AI has gone too far

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Might apply

awake again, this is my own stupid fault

considering an ether binge.

 >>/1036178/
No go to bed

how did we end up like bros?

Guts Is gurgling badly. Wonder if the chicken boig wasn’t cooked 100% or something.

 >>/1036180/
Like this bros or like bros?

Farts smelling rancid

 >>/1036171/
But it is cheap for reasonable performance to Astra. Assign it a task and leave it.

 >>/1036173/
Poor doggo

 >>/1036174/
I found out there is anal cancer this week.

Gm bros. Got druk last night and talked to a woman for 3 and a half hours.
Still druk or hungover.

 >>/1036187/
GMN.

anyone know a hangover cure? fml

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 >>/1036187/
What did you talk about for 3 1/2 hours?, I wouldn't know what to say for 3 minutes.

 >>/1036192/
I bet it was about cows.

 >>/1036192/
I tried to give her the basic gestalt on like every good book i've ever read, and because she kept keeping up I had to keep going and we talked about experiential knowledge and integration, because she's a psychotherapist and I want to become one. Also I want to have sex with her mind. She's really intelligent

 >>/1036194/
> Also I want to have sex with her mind. 
Is there a roast beef in the brain?

 >>/1036195/
Floppy sausage slot

 >>/1036196/
🤯

 >>/1036196/
Why did that make me think of Bunnings?

I'm banned from Bunnings for wanking off other peoples' dogs

 >>/1036199/
Does that include the car park?
Where do you go now?

 >>/1036200/
I can still go in the carpark if there are other shops there besides Bunnings, but I can't go in the standalone ones.
Lately I've been lurking in the Pet Barn carpark. I'm thinking of mugging a staff member for their polo shirt and posing as the dog groomer.

 >>/1036201/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/1036198/
Bunnings snag

I think I want to fuck the woman. Going to see if I can invite myself to her place for a coffee and a chat.

 >>/1036204/
can we watch?

 >>/1036194/
> psychotherapist

I want to become one too.

 >>/1036204/
Does she have a dog I can wank?

 >>/1036206/
*psycho rapist

oh i did't notice the bold letters

 >>/1036209/
You big goof

 >>/1036210/
:(

Strange nightmares

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

 >>/1036213/
No true neet is capable of running on a Saturday morning

 >>/1036209/
make a new thread please. i can't make good ones

 >>/1036215/
i made this abomination
somebody else needs to do it

NEW:  >>/1036217/
NEW:  >>/1036217/
NEW:  >>/1036217/

BUM RASH

CUM SPLASH

FIN.

uoh