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Its more than a sport
Thank you good NEET

highly unorthodox thread

its one of those boring games where they just copy each other point for point

I was banned from playing football because I wouldn't let the players go when I tackled them to the ground and I would tackle them regardless if they had the ball or not.

 >>/1034222/
Was this on yhe field

 >>/1034222/
> I would tackle them regardless if they had the ball or not.
I used to do that. Would just push them over or punch them sometimes too.

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Wtf my dog can dance ???

 >>/1034220/
Catholic > Orthodox

 >>/1034223/
On and off the field, I would follow them home and attack them again.

Westminster complained to Trinity after one match where I was on the bench eating a sausage roll and ran onto the field to punch an asian kid.

 >>/1034227/
> attack them again 
Rectally?

The coach was already salty about Motherbat buying me sausage rolls and killer pythons whenever I was benched

One parent tried getting me banned from soccer when I was 7 because I was taller than the other kids

 >>/1034230/
Why would that matter to him?

 >>/1034232/
I think he knew I didn't actually care for the sport, just liked hitting and kicking cunts and eating snosage rolls.

he was also one of those ooh rah esprit de corps you should be cheering on your team mates type cockhead

 >>/1034231/
pretty gay for soccer
could understand it in some situations like that under 12's rugby team interstate that had the 5'10 280lbs samoan kid that was just destroying every other kid in sight

 >>/1034229/
Its the easiest option, the mouth guard gets in the way when I go for the top hole.

 >>/1034233/
He sounds like a poofter cunt

 >>/1034226/
The modern yank pope is a bad arc

 >>/1034237/
yeah
he also expected you to shake hands with the faggots on the other team at the end of the game no matter what was said or done

 >>/1034238/
only good modern pope was the hitler youth one and he quit once he realised the vatican was top heavy with faggots and child molesters and unfixable

 >>/1034233/
Hehe

Saw a bunch of roast chooks in the hot box of the takeaway store. And they were glistening.

 >>/1034230/
God bless her

Hmm

Pope John Paul II: The head of the Catholic Church from 1978 to 2005. He was actually known as the "Pope of Youth" because he started World Youth Day and loved connecting with young people.
John Paul Young: The Australian disco pop star famous for singing "Love Is in the Air".
Paul Young: The English singer who sang "Love of the Common People" in 1983.

I want to root that blonde in a pant suit.

This is the only time I see tv ads.

 >>/1034223/
kek

 >>/1034242/
like my buttocks

 >>/1034225/
You don't have a dog.

 >>/1034242/
Packed stuffin, just asking for it.

Dealer dropped a half off in the letterbox.

 >>/1034250/
By the time I'm hungry they'll have none left.

 >>/1034252/
You need a murse insulator bag, with shoulder strap.

 >>/1034253/
Exec fashion. Weber down the runway showing it off.

I went into a footy club room mid match once. The deep heat burnt my eyes and I could feel the humidity from their sweat.

 >>/1034254/
It could have secondary sausage roll holders on the strap

 >>/1034256/
kek. And sauce pouches.

 >>/1034205/
I don't watch normie ball but what the fuck is this?

 >>/1034222/
definitely bad home behaviour

it's all over for brisbane

DUDLEY

 >>/1034260/
Maybe not
Baxk to 4 points

 >>/1034262/
they need to get in the lead this quarter because next quarter the team in the lead will just start kicking the ball out of bounds every time they get it

 >>/1034260/
silly post neet

 >>/1034263/
And now they are

Oh. Now theyre not

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 >>/1034264/
u r

remember that year there was a draw and they had to come back next week

 >>/1034269/
I think I was a few goonbags deep that day

 >>/1034268/
it seems you may be right after all

 >>/1034271/
I usually am right in all matters, but don't lose hope, noot

Need a big Brissy comeback. Stunt on these purple fools.

 >>/1034273/
You want to hope they didn't smuggle NK across the border and unleash him on everybody in the MCG.

is there anything worse than a female commentator/interviewer

What youse garn have for dinner?

 >>/1034275/
Watching footy in general

 >>/1034276/
giraffe

 >>/1034277/
touch-aye (it's french for well bantered)

 >>/1034239/
That's white man behaviour, to do otherwise is to act like a brownoid

 >>/1034279/
Please refrain from such language

 >>/1034280/
so why did we have war crimes trials and keep POWs after hostilities ended?

 >>/1034282/
Unrelated

 >>/1034275/
Waking every morning chundering because your organs are failing.

 >>/1034283/
contact sport is a kind of peace time war practice

 >>/1034285/
No it's not

 >>/1034284/
I chunder rectally

 >>/1034284/
never experienced it despite drinking significant quantities most days
it's probably a sign of good european genetics to be able to handle your booze

Unsure why we have two locked threads. Assume this is the intend gen

Haha thta last point was silly

 >>/1034290/
they were created premptively when there was somebody spamming new threads the other day
the locked #1009 thread can be deleted now
the #1010 can be kept for next thread

WHARFIE TIME

I'll leave it to whoever is in charge. If anything goes seriously wrong I'm here but I'd prefer to be inactive

 >>/1034294/
Activate my arse

5 p o ints

 >>/1034276/

fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, coleslaw, corn, fries, biscuits, a chicken sandwich, chocolate chip cake and a sweet tea to wash it all down.

They're coming back!

 >>/1034297/
I know what story you just read

FUCKING YES!!!!!!

 >>/1034290/
Those were mentioned in previous thread.
I think they were made to make sure there is a gen to get into.
The spammer opened threads again stuffing the hourly thread limit and prevented thread creation when the board needed it.
I posted screenhots of his actions. It should be up but there is a possibility zesty deleted everything discussing the issue. Like the thread he deleted which I created right the moment when the thread creation limit was lifted as the hour passed.

brisbane gay adulterers and drug cheats

 >>/1034302/
> gay adulterers 
There is no shame any more.

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 >>/1034304/
cringe
push them over please

 >>/1034304/
Pika pika

On one hand I understand that deleting the unpleasant and offtopic posts creates the comfy atmosphere for idle chitchat.
On the other hand every time the issue comes up it will be full of confusion. For example how easy could have been for me to type: "member when I had to create a thread?" and the NEETs would member, or even search it in the catalog. But now its memoryholed and those who didn't pay attention or were boonged don't know what's going on and I have to use tiresome walls of texts of explanations.

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I think the Chinese inflatable factory lady has a fake right hand. She might be amputee, or has an inflatable rubber hand which she uses it for marketing purposes.

 >>/1034309/
imagine her wanking you off with it

 >>/1034310/
Wouldn't be very good.

 >>/1034310/
Sometimes she waves it about and it just flaps about. It's not something she can grab things with.

 >>/1034307/
You are neither Australian or a NEET.

 >>/1034313/
Nasty comment.

 >>/1034313/
Thank you.

 >>/1034307/
What happened

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Might hang meself with muh shoelaces.

Fucling irish flag?

This is fine

 >>/1034320/
Ban shibs for not putting a footy stream on