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I like this arc. Train each one to do a different meal time. 
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I've seen them somewhere. Does my head in.
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Boong dog life. Oysters for days.
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Orange things everywhere now.
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Yeah, i've noticed that. No good for snags.
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She wants your cock. Dont try and match her, youre the retard dick big brain bitches crave. Never mention her parents. Daddy is probably a smarty and she needs mong men to prove a point. Be that cock.
Another good arc.
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Duh.

Morg granny fuckers, dog wankers and lifeline shrink harassers








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Saw the pretty coffee girl. She had some kind of woolen gypsy skirt on paired with Rossi boots. She has small ankles.
As we walked out the Corvette convoy went past for their river cruise at Goolwa, so they were all honkin and waving at us.
Having an apricot crown now.






































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I have a 'dreame' robot vacuum that i couldnt work out how to use. It went flat and I thought the wheels were stuck, then gave up. Turns out I've been sitting it on the charger dock backwards for 9 months.












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Eh. Newcastle's Biggest Bogan Bandwagon event of cheering off the Knights through the streets attracted a Bogan who did a proper Bogan farewell by dropping a set (burnouts)...then driving through a crowd of people. One person seriously fucked up.
Of course, all the Bourgeois are being /totally shocked/ that bogans do bogan shit and this /selfish bogan/ ruined a placebuilding event that bought all thecommunity together (while 364 days of the year dissing on footy fans). Faggots.





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I read thing on Reddit about it. People want more crowd control / police presence, which will cost money and likely drive the cost of any event up. 

I miss the days of a nearby bonfire they had celebrating some event. Then insurance costs went up and it went away...








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why don't you get a starlink and chuck it on the roof? also starlink is hooking up with telstra and optus and we should get 100% coverage with high speed phones soon enough, then probably excellent phone plans with 100gb+ plans



























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> Observers struck with surprise after chocolate rain after disabled man shits off a balcony and falls in it
> One onlooker said, no one saw it coming, now I'm covered in shit and traumatised








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It is rarely mentioned - probably noone ever thinks about it - that not just our whole civilization, but the life on Earth is fire (oxidation) based. I think I only ever read this in the Ender-series sci-fi (Ender's Game and the rest) by Orson Scott Card or whatever his name is.







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Indeed. Oxygen is the waste of plant life, its like shit in our case. It isn't just flammable, but it was essentially a poison dangerous to life unless CO2 which  is one of the life necessities for plants. And back in the day when plants started to shit the atmosphere full of oxygen it was a danger to life itself.
Quite a few couple of years had to pass until lifeforms developed that could use the oxygen to support their life.














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Oxygen was rapidly absorbed by the oceans that there highly Ferric at the time. Became rust and sunk to the bottom.
It took about 800 million years before the oceans were 'cleared' and O2 could seriously build up in the atmosphere.

> danger to life itself. 
Which consisted of cynobacteria, and.. just them.
Still, Oxygen allowed proper Organic molecular chemistry to happen, being the middle-man for carbon and phosphorous/sodium/potassium/sulfur/etc.


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> Oxygen allowed proper Organic molecular chemistry to happen, being the middle-man for carbon and phosphorous/sodium/potassium/sulfur/etc.
It wasn't "pure oxygen" (O, O2, O3) as your slop states "middle-man" ie part of bonds, -oxides. What do you think where the O2 came from plants "produced"? Not form nothing. Oxygen existed, but not by itself.






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And I wasn't talking about oxygen in compound materials. But oxygen as pure gas plants produced.
The part I quoted is the typical slop that it adds to appear "smarter".
I bet if I said O3 is still a dangerous poison. It would add "ozone plays very important role in protecting life by filtering sun rays on the edge of our atmosphere". But it's not the topic. It's sniffing ozone.



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A Postie/Vanneet post.
Yesterday someone asked about fucking-up late-night power generator users at campsites. Which I have.
Another scab thing to do at a campground is run an extension cord from a caravan to a free-range mains plug, usually in the BBQ area. FREE ELEKTRYCIESSSS!!!! ..except the community P&A gets the power bill, while scabbo saves their money for the bottle shop.


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..which results in power points being removed at a lot of places, like I found on the Postie trip and needing to charge the phone/tablet/internets/etc., or expensive camp fees are brought in. (~$5 -> $25/night per vehicle, etc.)
Of course, Old Mate with the extension cord doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. He'll just steal power, get told off, go to the next place to steal power, and get that shut down too. Mongoloid Self Cunt Stuck living in a caravan at 70 with No Friends.


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Anyway, last night's campground had that shit happening -- one of the big caravaners had a 200Ah LPF battery charging in the toilet block, which'll suck done several dollars worth of power.
What does the Evilneet do? I have an RCD-tripper, which'll short-circuit the socket, the powerbox RCD shuts it down, and scabbo has to cry to the locals to fix it.

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Something that happened at Ben Lomond (near Armidale NSW) was the Old Mate Cunt vandalized the powerbox with a disc-cutter to get teh FREE ELEKTRYCIESSSS!!!!
That time, Evilneet disassembled the power point socket in the BBQ area, disconnected the wires to the pins of the socket, and reassembled the power-point, putting loc-tite on the screws.













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inb4smartalekneet: I paid $24.95 for that gas canister because the indie camping store was closing down and I felt bad for them..
Indie camping stores have been far more useful than the chains (..except when 90% of their stock is Yeti..)





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-7C sounds quite cold for Australia. You are essentially mobile, you should do like (true) nomads, and change place according to seasons. Has two regions, one which milder in winter, and one which is cooler in summer. Travel between the two during spring and autumn. It's north-south travel usually, but it can be along elevation if there are places with high mountains.



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Eh, I'm good with cold weather. It's been -15C at Armidale when I was living there. It's rather exciting too :)
The problem with following the good weather is all the feeble very much entitled old people are doing it too, and you end up having to 'share' spaces with converted buses, fucknuckles with generators, and such.
However with a little bit of preparation, going the opposite direction can work well. Off season camping is often cheaper/free too.






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One of the NEET-specific irrits of vanlifing it is interacting with Very Much Well Off Normies. While they'll recognize a man of culture capable of a conversation that isn't about footy/their Dodge RAM/OLD PEOPLE SHIT and seek you out, you're stuck gritting your teeth while they describe their property portfolio and how they're Living The Dream making poor neets back in the city pay for everything through rents.

One guy I've met was a former NSW Liberal Party speech writer. tbh, he was a decent-enough to chat with, and he even took the fun I poked at him. Poor guy was hit hard by the housing crisis. He had sell one of his houses and only has 5 left.



























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I bet some of you scrubs don't even know what lightsaber form Obi Wan used. You're casuals.
Its form III: Soresu, btw. Personally I use a more aggressive form that suits my personality. You wouldn't last long against me.









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I have a specific fantasy I run through my mind that puts me in the right zone and then sleep happens.
If I do not think of this specific thing - play this specific movie in my mind - I will not fall asleep.
You must train yourself.




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> Indika Bambrick Samarasinghe, 18, has been charged with three instances of dangerous driving occasioning grievous bodily harm, three instances of negligent driving occasioning grievous bodily harm and three instances of cause bodily harm by misconduct, according to court documents viewed by the ABC.
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