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I like this arc. Train each one to do a different meal time. 
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I've seen them somewhere. Does my head in.
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Boong dog life. Oysters for days.
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Orange things everywhere now.
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Yeah, i've noticed that. No good for snags.
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She wants your cock. Dont try and match her, youre the retard dick big brain bitches crave. Never mention her parents. Daddy is probably a smarty and she needs mong men to prove a point. Be that cock.
Another good arc.
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Duh.

Morg granny fuckers, dog wankers and lifeline shrink harassers








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Saw the pretty coffee girl. She had some kind of woolen gypsy skirt on paired with Rossi boots. She has small ankles.
As we walked out the Corvette convoy went past for their river cruise at Goolwa, so they were all honkin and waving at us.
Having an apricot crown now.


















































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Eh. Newcastle's Biggest Bogan Bandwagon event of cheering off the Knights through the streets attracted a Bogan who did a proper Bogan farewell by dropping a set (burnouts)...then driving through a crowd of people. One person seriously fucked up.
Of course, all the Bourgeois are being /totally shocked/ that bogans do bogan shit and this /selfish bogan/ ruined a placebuilding event that bought all thecommunity together (while 364 days of the year dissing on footy fans). Faggots.























































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Indeed. Oxygen is the waste of plant life, its like shit in our case. It isn't just flammable, but it was essentially a poison dangerous to life unless CO2 which  is one of the life necessities for plants. And back in the day when plants started to shit the atmosphere full of oxygen it was a danger to life itself.
Quite a few couple of years had to pass until lifeforms developed that could use the oxygen to support their life.














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Oxygen was rapidly absorbed by the oceans that there highly Ferric at the time. Became rust and sunk to the bottom.
It took about 800 million years before the oceans were 'cleared' and O2 could seriously build up in the atmosphere.

> danger to life itself. 
Which consisted of cynobacteria, and.. just them.
Still, Oxygen allowed proper Organic molecular chemistry to happen, being the middle-man for carbon and phosphorous/sodium/potassium/sulfur/etc.


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> Oxygen allowed proper Organic molecular chemistry to happen, being the middle-man for carbon and phosphorous/sodium/potassium/sulfur/etc.
It wasn't "pure oxygen" (O, O2, O3) as your slop states "middle-man" ie part of bonds, -oxides. What do you think where the O2 came from plants "produced"? Not form nothing. Oxygen existed, but not by itself.






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And I wasn't talking about oxygen in compound materials. But oxygen as pure gas plants produced.
The part I quoted is the typical slop that it adds to appear "smarter".
I bet if I said O3 is still a dangerous poison. It would add "ozone plays very important role in protecting life by filtering sun rays on the edge of our atmosphere". But it's not the topic. It's sniffing ozone.



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A Postie/Vanneet post.
Yesterday someone asked about fucking-up late-night power generator users at campsites. Which I have.
Another scab thing to do at a campground is run an extension cord from a caravan to a free-range mains plug, usually in the BBQ area. FREE ELEKTRYCIESSSS!!!! ..except the community P&A gets the power bill, while scabbo saves their money for the bottle shop.


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..which results in power points being removed at a lot of places, like I found on the Postie trip and needing to charge the phone/tablet/internets/etc., or expensive camp fees are brought in. (~$5 -> $25/night per vehicle, etc.)
Of course, Old Mate with the extension cord doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. He'll just steal power, get told off, go to the next place to steal power, and get that shut down too. Mongoloid Self Cunt Stuck living in a caravan at 70 with No Friends.


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Anyway, last night's campground had that shit happening -- one of the big caravaners had a 200Ah LPF battery charging in the toilet block, which'll suck done several dollars worth of power.
What does the Evilneet do? I have an RCD-tripper, which'll short-circuit the socket, the powerbox RCD shuts it down, and scabbo has to cry to the locals to fix it.

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Something that happened at Ben Lomond (near Armidale NSW) was the Old Mate Cunt vandalized the powerbox with a disc-cutter to get teh FREE ELEKTRYCIESSSS!!!!
That time, Evilneet disassembled the power point socket in the BBQ area, disconnected the wires to the pins of the socket, and reassembled the power-point, putting loc-tite on the screws.


















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-7C sounds quite cold for Australia. You are essentially mobile, you should do like (true) nomads, and change place according to seasons. Has two regions, one which milder in winter, and one which is cooler in summer. Travel between the two during spring and autumn. It's north-south travel usually, but it can be along elevation if there are places with high mountains.



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Eh, I'm good with cold weather. It's been -15C at Armidale when I was living there. It's rather exciting too :)
The problem with following the good weather is all the feeble very much entitled old people are doing it too, and you end up having to 'share' spaces with converted buses, fucknuckles with generators, and such.
However with a little bit of preparation, going the opposite direction can work well. Off season camping is often cheaper/free too.






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One of the NEET-specific irrits of vanlifing it is interacting with Very Much Well Off Normies. While they'll recognize a man of culture capable of a conversation that isn't about footy/their Dodge RAM/OLD PEOPLE SHIT and seek you out, you're stuck gritting your teeth while they describe their property portfolio and how they're Living The Dream making poor neets back in the city pay for everything through rents.

One guy I've met was a former NSW Liberal Party speech writer. tbh, he was a decent-enough to chat with, and he even took the fun I poked at him. Poor guy was hit hard by the housing crisis. He had sell one of his houses and only has 5 left.








































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> Indika Bambrick Samarasinghe, 18, has been charged with three instances of dangerous driving occasioning grievous bodily harm, three instances of negligent driving occasioning grievous bodily harm and three instances of cause bodily harm by misconduct, according to court documents viewed by the ABC.
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Took her to the market and the show and shine. Introduced her to some of the club people.
She got me a Hot Wheels special edition.
Hot Wheels guy was complaining about the club members buying his Corvettes and said he should be brought his extra stock down and I said I heckin tolt u last week they would be here and you poo-poo-ed it




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Weird rabbithole.
Confederate soldiers start a band after the war. Building behind them is a theater where they developed the idea (naturally) of Scot romanticising (we waz clan chiefs) then Dixon makes books about it, birth of a nation is based on that.
Over simplification.
Root of the story is that hillbilly rap will usher in the wu wux wlan.
Should have just let them play their and larp.

















































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I am in the chat now making progress slowly. The work chat is more efficient in resolving the problem and identifying problems that are created while resolving it. It is more iterative in the free chat going back and forth.

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I'll start a new session when the limit reset for me. That seems to work best otherwise it burns through the usage. It can access the library will all the saved files when it really needs something from one of those Work chats.





















































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Would had been fun though.

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It's pointless now. In the EU we forever debating to kill it. There is a majority which says we're done with it, but there is another issue. Some argue that we should return to the original one, but others saying the daylight saving is the better pick to keep.
So now there is essentially three camps:
- set clocks back and forth
- stick with original, abolish daylight saving
- stick with daylight saving, abolish original
So noone ever will gain decisive majority, hence camp #1 won.

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> why voters said no?
< because they are sane




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I realised instant coffee makes me dehydrated which makes me drink too much of them.
i might have to buy a coffee machine but that's just too much effort
> buy the beans
> grind them
> insert to machine
> ???
> do the thing with the milk
> clean it ???
nah fuck it i'll just buy servo coffee



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The issue is the economic feasibility of daylight saving. It was created because the economy could save on energy (when they only had coal and oil, and even people used it in their home for heating and lighting). Now the difference is marginal.
But there is some, so those who argue for it trying to save this marginal benefit. Half an hour change would mean even less, and more pointless.
Tho with solar picking up, this benefit could grow, since people might be more active in the time when solar is producing. But not sure which "timeline" favors this.





























































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one of my mates went fucked like a month ago and started hearing a kid screaming next door. they put him in a psych ward. two old ladies tried to rape him and he tried to smash an indian. they put him on drugs that made him retarded. when he got out and called me he sounded like he just had been raped in an alleyway and limped to a payphone




































































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> samsung s21 phone
I had that phone long ago and upgraded to S23 before my current phone. S21 is end of support and is probably vulnerable to a range of zero day exploits as it is no longer maintained. 

Also I believe in Australia it may be barred from network service because of issues with Triple zero calls.





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I have two phones, a cheap smartphone with my primary number for txt'ing with, and a UMD/nokia candybar for showing to tards (at Cenno, Cops, Gov, etc) who try to make me scan a QR code because they're fucking too lazy to provide counter support.
On that note, I got an email that my MyGov account was nuked because I never used it in like 10 years.

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> MyGov account was nuked
Remember that push to make people link their Medicare and MyGov? They were especially sneaky about it during Covid. I never liked it because it wanted authorisation for allow foreign 3rd parties-- Indian 'Fulfillment Centres' mostly-- to have access to your Aussie Medical records. There's also been 4 Medicare ones, with 2 becoming MyGov hacks for a lot of people because of the connection.
During Covid, most vaxxxxxxxxx orgs wouldn't let you book online without adding medical to MyGov.









































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Yes, the stripper does love you - she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn't responded to your text messages.

Stripping is Hard Work
Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, but



































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I always feel nostalgic visiting that IGA in the daytime. It's set in a group of shops that haven't been touched in years and it makes me feel like its 90s when I was a kid and had the future ahead of me instead of a middle age loser who's wasted his life.


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taylor from starlink called and said she paid my bill for me. i said i love you and she was like can i help you with anything else? and i was like yeah can you marry me? and she laughed.
got nepalese food it was spicy beef or whatever.
took a shit.
mood recovered. internet back on. might go do a rape




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When I was in the front yard weeding I said good morning to a skeezy-looking bogan going past on a bike (not wearing a helmet).
He only grunted in reply. I think deep down he knew he was a skeezy bogan riding around looking for stuff to steal and didn't deserve civilised conversation and greetings from responsible citizens.













































































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Hi NEETs

Me and the NEET have been making a new board. He really put a lot of effort in and I helped with suggestions and beta testing. We have done a couple of gens already and theres heaps of awesome features that really, really make it a lot of fun. Its way better than this janky javascript poo board. Its got a private DM feature where you can bitch about NEETs behind their back (which actually happens on a two NEET board, believe it or not) and you can even post private pics in the DM to your DM NEET. I will showcase our awesome achievement over the next couple of days with all the highly original features. I reckon there is no other image board like it. The NEET is really good at vibe coding. He is really proud of it and should be. Its a real race car of a image board. 

tiffin 

the omega (Ω) NEET




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> Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess. I don't know if it works or not but I've been doing it for a long time. And here I am making speeches. I like Bayer aspirin. And I take the big one. They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!' I said, do me a favor, I've been doing okay for 35 years. Leave me alone."















































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I feel like an incel chudjak. My life is so over. Im a stupid cunt too. Everything would be fine if i at least had FTTN but no stupid kikes wont even let me have that. If i did a dna test it would probably come up with jewish and i’d have to kill myself. Why am i gay?











































































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Continuing to pursue more sleep as the cureall to my depression, anxiety, adhd etc. 
I spoke to several high functioning adults hoping to learn the secret to better sleep and was instead told that grown ups who miss a few hours sleep just ignore it and power through the day, and that fat lazy neets on disability who refuse to wash their own penises or drive to kfc on only 10 hours sleep and want 11 might need to pull their socks up.
Needless to say I will not be normie shamed by them. I am made of sterner stuff than that. I have a big afternoon nap planned.

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I found giving up sugar and meditation helps. I just use Mala beads my teacher gave me help me to sleep.
The beads have 88 beads on them so I do 88 breaths every morning and it takes about 20 minutes. I also have a dream every night which I don't care but it means I sleep deeply.
Also I am able to go to sleep at like 9pm and I wake up a lot at 6-7am automatically without an alarm.














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> This is the second survey you have had me fill out. The issues raised in the first survey (on or about Thursday 25 August) have not been acknowledged.
> I've since had two more in-person appointments. Each time running late, and each time with a different person.
> The second appointment I was informed by 'Imogen' -- who appeared to have spray painted her pants on that day-- that I should "delete everything older than [her] tee hee" from my resume.
> The last meeting I had was with some arrogant mohammaden who, after looking over my resume and asking my previous salary, declared he had no suitable work for me.
> This whole process has been a complete waste of my time and taxpayers' money.






































































































































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If I could go to thailand I could buy two more 3090's from old mate who moved there after selling me one. But flights are like 2000$
Then if I was lucky and he was nice he'd sell me them for 1000$ each.
> 4000$
> current account 8$
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