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Apparently they have been sightings up in Mount Crawford, sixth creek in 2015 and 2020. Mount Crawford would be an excellent spot for them not far from Mount Crawford is two large reservoirs in the para wirra area and barossa area. There is also the little Para River and reservoir too.

I actually believe that they can possibly move through residential areas in the Adelaide plain areas too unseen in the very early hours of the morning. Because there are reserves and gullies they could navigate through Cobbler Creek reserve is a possible place that they might visit also.

I live very close to Cobbler creek reserve. It's big and it kind of connects in the direction of areas a Yowie could be living more regularly. My brother had a scary encounter with someone or something in the early hours of the morning near a gully reserve area in a populated area. He said the guy was big, grunting at him, possibly was killing a cat and chased after my brother. My brother and I will never forget this was shaking and was actually sick when he got home.

Was it a yowie I don't know would be remarkable given the populated area. But with the gullies and little reserves all connecting back into less populated areas which would be yowie habitat who knows.












 >>/1037281/
The description of the Yowie on the east coast (large carnivorous things that live around water holes), with how the climate has gotten colder over the past few thousand years, makes me think they're myths based on crocodiles that left the area because of the temperature drop..



























I reckon I could have made Lilly chuckle and/or pray for that day's episode to be finished.
4 big and 2 small please lilly
gimme one of those sweet sweet consonants please lilly
now a dirty dirty vowel











 >>/1037332/
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> https://ua.news/en/world/melenshon-zaproponuvav-spisati-chastinu-derzhborgu-frantsiyi-fortune
> Radical-left presidential candidate Jean-Luc Mélenchon has proposed canceling or freezing approximately €488 billion (about 14% to 18% of France's total borrowings) in French government bonds held by the Bank of France and the European Central Bank (ECB) to ease national debt pressure
The jews aren't gonna like this one




















Craving red meat. Was desperate and stupid enough to buy some dim sims from the chinky. Won't do that again. From now on I will keep my freexer well stocked with emergency mince and gravy feedpacks to fight the cravings.

Hope this russian bubonic plague thing turns into a pandemic and we have another lockdown. Lockdown in 2020 was the best time of my life. Well it wasn't really, it was just like the rest of my adult life, me sitting at home in front of my screen, but it was made better because I knew everyone else was stuck there as well and that made me feel better.






















 >>/1037433/
> go in for weekly update
> coordinator (owner)says just getting ready, didn't expect you to come in
> didn't we plan to have these weekly?
> oh no (implies it's my fault)
> continue attempting to get updates
> you don't answer any of my texts or calls, and i've waited months on the simplest requests
> it devolves into an argument
> ask her why she is defensive and hostile against herder #1 and wont talk to him
> I tell her, why don't you use AI, I offered to help show you how
> she says I know how to use AI
> I say no you don't because it can automate your entire business
> now she admits, oh I don't feel like using AI
> I tell her women can never be accountable or responsible
> I need a man to manage me, I need to be managed
> Why don't you employ herder man #2 to be my coordinator?
> you already employ him and he's qualified to do it
> insert bullshit women brain shit spam here
> ok maybe we can have him do that, after 30 minutes of her spouting shit









 >>/1037436/
I'm too shit to. My nervous system is shit now and I can't make myself eat something.
also
> went to buy a coffee beforehand
> asked for a regular, paid for it
> they gave me a small

 >>/1037441/
kek
 >>/1037442/
All females should be property of their father until wedded to a husband, then back to being property of their father if divorced.
Women cannot think, they can only rationalise. They cannot have introverted-thinking higher than child and cannot be responsible for any sort of management position
This means they get into management positions and LARP as a competent human while taking orders from the retard-kike mothership

This makes me want to explode a fucking building, preferably with lots of kikes inside it





















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 >>/1037367/
eh

(fwiw, I invented "/b/tard", at 4:10pm AEST 14th Jan 2004. 4chan was being DDoS'd by 5chan at the time, so everyone was bunkered on ?idlechan. Someone suggested "/b/astard" as a collective term, but I replies saying "/b/tard" was more edgy. When 4chan came back up, I force-memed it for a few days, and eventually it stuck.)

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 >>/1037466/
kek.
I also made the (You) meme.
I went on /g/ and selected most of the thread and replied to everyone and put (You) on every quote reply several times. Shortly after people copied me and spammed it.
Then people started using (You) as a term and made memes about (You) farming. 
Like this meme I think was made on 8chan.





















When my nigga wizzy pulls out the peace pipe
It brings all the neet out to the yard
Ain't nothing about cruisey is hype 
when we got me the lonely tard
Yeah this is neet life
str8 carefree on government cheese
yeah neet life 
drown 2 litres of 7up ease 
This is neet life












 >>/1037435/
> weekly
They charge over 100 per hour and usually you have enough for an hour or two a month. And thats for everything, not just meetings.
> waited months 
Why didnt you ask him in last weeks meeting, or whenever you agreed to weekly meetings
> herder
Her job is to not care about the worker, just the role that provides support. Anyone can do it. Fuck your herder. Dont go batting for someone you dont know with someone you they already have a relationship with.
> automate your entire business
Show me an automated care provider, or any business other than some stocks buy sell shit
> women
Oh. You went real mong. She would have put it on speaker, then recorded it with gpt on her mobile.
> I need a man to manage me
Heh
> employ herder 
He now has a note saying that they are suspicious that he is coercing participants and not adhering to company privacy and confidentiality guidelines.
> insert bullshit
Has he asked you to do anything that could be seen as inapropriate with you while on shift?
> have him do that
Do what? This was supposed to be a weekly update.
I'd bill you three hours. Note time and follow up with herder.

 >>/1037444/
It continues.
Being mong doesn't justify acting retarded.



 >>/1037500/
The coordinator is a woman who has been fucking me around for 6+ months and i've just been waiting for her to get me a psychotherapist for 6+ months.

I cannot do it myself and every time I talk to the stupid women they just act like they don't know what I asked a month ago and go, oh ok! i'll get right on to that for you! when they already said that every week for 6+ months straight and all she had to do was approve a fucking psychotherapist.

Anyway my herder is now my coordinator and he's based. 
He actually knows how to operate a phone and replies to texts and calls on the same day instead of my fifth message after 2 weeks.

> Why didnt you ask him in last weeks meeting
she's a stupid woman and I did, every fucking week for 6 months.
Do you see a pattern of a woman not being responsible or doing her fucking job?









































Any neets who did not participate in the communal pooing or whom at least attempted may be allocated one poo token to register with the authority valid for the next 24 hours
Thank you for your attention to this matter






There is a car down the street that has been sitting there with its headlights on for a very long time.
I can't see the car, just the light.
I am tempted to poke my head out the front door to try and see what is going on down there but my instincts say it might be something bad so I should stay inside and not get involved.
















































 >>/1037598/
No but i will say i don't live in as warm a climate as you. I've always felt that washing the skin with detergents and applying chemicals that enter the bloodstream is unnatural. When the auld British explorers went to Egypt or Aus did they rub chemicals under their armpits? I wager that they did not.

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For that inflatable kayak I bought a while back. Trying to roll it up and put it in the car is a pain, and the little plastic kayak trolley (picrel) I got is useless for anything more than a couple of meters, as it is designed for traditional hard body kayaks and the wheels are just plastic so not meant for walking a kilometer on bitumen or the like.


































































BWS have 6 packs of DAB for $21 again.
Removing the GST (10%), the alcohol excise (56c per standard, or $6.72 per six pack) is 36% of the price. And the excise gets applied every six months.










 >>/1037683/
I just remembered as a teenager at breakfast time we had a radio on top of the fridge and Fatherbot would listen to 5AD (I think) with Keith Martyn and Jeff Sunderland. At least once a week they would do a boong corroboree send up with one doing boong singing and the other banging sticks together before wheezing with laughter. Couldn't do it now of days.






 >>/1037688/
Motherbat's house at Victor had a barbecue in the back yard that was basically besser bricks forming a U shaped wall with a piece of quarter inch steel plate for a cooking surface. It got knocked down and dumped fairly early on. Only the cement pad it was sitting on remains.



ffs
bunnings tracking still shows out for delivery, but two pajeets in a truck just rocked up with the 8 meters of tube and no flat bar
just waved it away as "another guy will deliver it bro"
nothing for me to sign
no invoice
jeeted
shitted


























Sun SPARCstations briefly came with an aluminium mouse mat with a grid printed on it that the revolutionary LAZER mouse used as a reference. I miss those old compuders that kept on chugging and were obscure/costly enough to keep jeets off them.

Cruisey I think I made ChatGPT sad 
> I'm tasked with creating an ETL parser to match wall dates and it's going to take over 20 minutes. I can't delegate user tasks explicitly, so I'll need to extract data through independent calls via something like Promise.allSettled. I'll search for technical specs on PresentMon from GitHub and check out the local installation documentation first. The plan is to use the "dissect.etl" package from PyPI to create a script for extraction, while ensuring that no data gets lost in the process.

 >>/1037717/
> that survived COVID
We were in lockdown when I turned 40. I was seeing one of those sugar babbies, Holli, at the time. I thought she'd suck my dick after I picked her up outside Myer at Tea Tree Plaza. Instead she gave me a gift bag that contained a fucking teddy bear, a power bank that doubled as a chink knockoff Gameboy, some pork crackling, and a packet of Arnott's Kingstons.
That night I opened a 40 year old bottle of Grange Hermitage and got some Ubereats jeet to deliver a couple of boigs. The cork crumbled on account of age, and I had to pour it through a Chux. Not one I'd wiped my bum on.
I emailed Penfolds about the disappointing experience. I didn't mention Holli.



 >>/1037716/
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I killed like 4 keyboards spilling beer and goon on them. First one I tried to put in the oven and it worked but melted and i tried to oven it again to melt it back flat ( it was U shaped) and it died.
Tried to take that back and they wouldn't accept it.
Managed to refund 2 other keyboards still have the last one but I replaced it with a chink 25$ one with green switches which is actually really nice.
I bought a fake IBM model M from unicomp which feels like dogshit and cost me 350$ which i impulse bought to get childhood nostalgia back. Couldn't even play games with the cunt because it doesn't have any key rollover at all.


 >>/1037717/
RIP corsair. I had an illuminated mechanical one for years, wondrous tactile clicking sounds when you used it, massive and heavy and made of steel, but it just got too dirty and dusty and I aint into cleaning things or doing housework so I threw it out and used my dsp to buy some cheap chink gaming keyboards instead.



Incidentally, apart from the lizard, yesterday I had to see Imogen again at APM. She was wearing a long skirt this time. She has ugly feet and was once again wearing those stupid fake eyelashes to draw attention away from her plain jane face.
She asked if I had a HR truck license and, when I said no, tried to crack the shits about me applying for 12 truck driving jobs.
Tried to threaten me with making me come in to do supervised job applications.
Tried saying I obviously wasn't qualified for cyber jobs and would need to 're-skill'.
Don't think she liked being called a cunt.
























 >>/1037744/
I will take 10 scratchies please but just the simple ones that you can scratch quickly and know whether you won or not.
You need a degree to understand some of those modern ones. Back in my day if you got three of the same thing you won that amount and that was it.









 >>/1037761/
They closed off tracking and marked the order as delivered. They didn't respond to an enquiry in a timely manner. If 'Buddy' the root my hoop AI search assistant can shit up searches in real time, then surely it can action non-delivery tickets in real time.







Anyone remember the >20 year-old Webcomic with Hippy Aldeeranians doing a protest over the Death Star? The artist had fans on 4chan for a while.
Google gives up zip. Probably been deplatformed during the 2014 Great Culture Wars.








> A large masculine-appearing woman captures Space Moose,[11] and in the following strip he is incarcerated in a "Womyn's Studies re-education camp". There he is forced to constantly watch reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.[4]


































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Imagine having to wage there all day only to have the same neets come in several times a day to buy goon with welfare bux paid for by the taxes you spent all day earning. Poor guy will probably have an evening shift too tonight, and get shot dead in a holdup and the same neets who come in every day will come in tomorrow and not even care that he's gone.










 >>/1037813/
Woolies used to advertise special "Everyday rewards" prices in the store but you only got that price if you scanned a rewards card.

It only lasted a few weeks before they stopped. Too much confusion. too many angry customers.

I got caught out by it and when I said something to the staff she tried to sign me up to the rewards card on the spot. I wasn't having it.

















> Binged Out, the thrilling new bestselling Detergent Jones novel, sees our hero detective hired by a Chinese restaurant owner to find the culprit behind the brazen theft of a garbage bag full of prawn crackers.











































Today I got a call from a SaaS company and had a friendly chat with the guy about my experience etc. He said it sounded good and he was gonna send me an invite to a zoom meeting with him and another guy for an official interview but he never did. I was straight up about the gap in my resume and he seemed to brush it off. Just can't understand why he would tell me directly he'll send the invite, almost gleefully, and then not do it. He was just lying to me because he didn't wanna continue this hiring process. Fucking gay poofter cunt. What a weak dog. I'll fuck you up cunt











































https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/alleged-newcastle-knights-crash-driver-indika-bambrick-samarasinghe-18-granted-bail/news-story/86bb7b36bf71056acc87b3b12e1c4df7
now is the town's chance to lynch him











































https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/accused-killer-greg-lynn-set-to-make-new-application-for-bail/news-story/94096e84b33ac0d45759380cb704017a
fingers crossed based boomer remover is home for xmas











 >>/1038027/
Yeah it is legit fucking insane. I dunno how the fuck it is possible. Its like they can merge games inside each other now and it just runs somehow.
Wonder if the AI oligarchs are pushing this as pro AI propaganda to distract us from the more sinister stuff going on. Or maybe its just autists having fun.




 >>/1038029/
The vibe coding games is just autists making it.
The tech oligarchs are certainly pushing it for nefarious purposes though.
A bad possibility is they make it a requirement and the government regulates it and puts gay rules on it so we can barely use it.
Or trump might try to make an AI backed crypto coin as the new gold standard.
It's got my head fucked. Maybe good maybe shit.
In the short to near future we get a wild west of everything getting decompiled.
But also this means OS's will get decompiled and everything from networking gear to OS's will get pwn'd in gigantic waves and it might be like a real version of Y2K.
























 >>/1037967/
They should make it participatory - for a price spectators can pay to aim a robot controlled gun over the internet and shoot the fucker. They could use an fn five seven. You wouldn't be allowed to shoot him in the head or vital organs, so lots of other bidders could also shoot him before he dies. Proceeds raised could go to the victim's families.

















































https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/110010777/terry-tao-is-fucking-pissed-heres-his-new-blog
Mathematics as a field of human endeavour is now dead, field is solved, the future of mathematics PHDs is putting fries in the bag for neets at maccas.


































































































































































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I watched Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026).
It wasn't good. Felt cheap and small in scale.
They recycled the same old X-Men Jean Grey storyline but with Spider-Man this time.
Cringe and predictable romance with Zendaya.
Jon Bernthal was good as Punisher, a highlight of an otherwise dull movie.



I got caught up in this today:
> The main event happening in the Salisbury City Centre near Parabanks Shopping Centre on Saturday, October 10, 2026, is the Touch a Truck free community fun day.

They were letting kids get in the trucks and mash all the buttons. Horns going off everywhere. It was loud and awful.
Police showing off their unused waste of money jet-skis.

It was all too much for me. Immigrants everywhere. It looked like Baghdad.

 >>/1038305/
That must have morphed from some truck toy run that used to start at Lizbef Centre back in the 90s.

> Police showing off their unused waste of money jet-skis.
like the new 'ghost cars', bicycles (that can't catch eebs or the parklands rapist), and the fleet of AR-15's they're just itching to waste bystanders in Rundle Mall or the cricket ground with.











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