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WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT A

How does he do it?

How?

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How?

Reflected on loss of cat.woe.

 >>/1039324/
RIP kot

 >>/1039324/
shower shitting cunt of an animal

 >>/1039324/
woe

 >>/1039324/
rip

NIGGER

 >>/1039330/
Tab status?

 >>/1039331/
Blacked

shouldn't have had second dinner

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/lucky-to-have-him-alive-mums-heartbreak-after-son-with-autism-bashed-in-fake-friend-meetup/news-story/0852eedb82d70228f754dbfe9ba9ff86
> The boy, who has autism and epilepsy, was elated when he received a Snapchat message from two girls wanting to be friends.

 >>/1039334/
and the girls who lured him are not charged by police, just the boys

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/all-bets-should-be-off-mp-pushes-new-selfdefence-laws-for-victorian-homeowners/news-story/886c6bd5919541cf5aa518dcc386555d
might move to shitbourne so i can murk some nigs
we already have the laws here, just not the level of crime to make it a statistical probability

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got me dindins.

(ALDI fish burger things)

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Good night NEETs.

are you in WA? it's dark out for me

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i had six fajitas, a cheese burger happy meal, a large strawby sundae, 4 cider, 6 dab, a hot chogolate, and am on mylasy glass fg wine

 >>/1039334/
Poor fella.

 >>/1039334/
Absolutely disgusting.

 >>/1039335/
Yes they need to be arrested too.

 >>/1039333/
That is only true if you didn't enjoy it.

 >>/1039337/
Good work NEET. Looks like a cozy scene.
Watch out for kookaburras.

 >>/1039338/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/1039340/
> six fajitas
Two is the appropriate serving size.

> happy meal
Which toy did you get?

 >>/1039337/
Slightly over-charred. But hey that's camp cooking. Enjoy your boigs.

 >>/1039346/
some cardboard box that says "spongebox x luffy", whatever that means

Everything has shrunk so that now the old family size is called "party size" and costs twice as much.
Family size chocolate blocks will eventually shrink to the size of the old chocolate bars.

 >>/1039347/
>  over-charred
das flabour town mang

 >>/1039344/
thank yous
A problem I've got now is the campground caretaker saw me and unloaded about 15 kilos of firewood, asking me to burn it off (fallen tree limbs he'd cleared up). I'll be up until about midnight having to keep an eye on the fire.

 >>/1039351/
> I'll be up until about midnight having to keep an eye on the fire.
just make a big one in a paddock mang

 >>/1039348/
> The SpongeBob SquarePants x One Piece crossover is a global McDonald's Happy Meal campaign and animated collaboration running from August to November 2026.

Luffy (pronounced loofy) wants to be king of the pirates. He is pretty based.

 >>/1039351/
That seems a bit wasteful of good firewood.

 >>/1039347/
Intentionally overcooked. I had to cook these tonight in spite of it being really too windy because they'd been defrosted for about two days.

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> defrosted for about two days
I hope you survive them NEET.

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NEET digestion is especially powerful.

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I want to know Why TF all the public phone boxes have Boomer cartoon characters on them.

I wonder what happens if someone goes a month without fapping? Is blue balls even real? I only got that once

 >>/1039359/
they might burst

 >>/1039359/
Dead semens is expelled in ur urine.

 >>/1039340/
afternoon tea of champions my brother, what's for dindins?

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 >>/1039353/
I like Nami.

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which one is that

Think I'm gonna have to spend money on something else than junk food for once and buy a new mouse. Old one is broken and my finger is getting rsi from trying to make the right button work

 >>/1039363/
Boardneet should've shown that whole series, not just one or two episodes. Also the squid game.

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and the animated comic book thing where one dude murdered all the other dudes

 >>/1039358/
..I also wants to know Why TF like 30% of Weekly Shonen Jump is ads for One Piece when there's only like 12 pages published every 3 months. (It's not a series I understand, tho.)

 >>/1039364/
Emily Rudd with the orange hair.

 >>/1039367/
Sounds like he is a bit of a dude.

 >>/1039357/
I don't know, many of the NEETs seem to spend a lot of time squirting.

 >>/1039369/
oh that's alright then
thought it might have been latika bourke from the abc on the left or one of the two gaylords on the right

 >>/1039370/
i cannt remember what it was called
it was kinda based foor animated capeshit

 >>/1039363/
Live action Nami is rough as guts.

 >>/1039365/
You can get them for less than $10 if you are happy with a simple one.
I can't live without my side buttons so have to spend a bit more.

 >>/1039374/
> rough as guts.
not a saying you hear from the younger generations now of days

 >>/1039372/
> the two gaylords
Luffy and Zoro would fuck you up.

 >>/1039373/
Invincible.

 >>/1039378/
They weren't though. You simply turned the stream off.

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first and only time i ever heard it was from boomer tradies

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fatherbot used it regularly

 >>/1039376/
It's something Alf would say.

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Stone the crows he would not. You flamin' galah.

Strike me pink.

Might watch junutsu kaisen again. I think it’s finished now

Watching the latest Jojo here.

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I like watching Itadori dance in the end credits.

 >>/1039386/
I have never watched any? Is it good?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCucnn-95nY
transitiooned afer 30.2 standos
see yall at 3ma for some shitdpostingn
ltos to do tomorrow

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Good night.

Might visit the isle of faces

 >>/1039388/
This year's series (Steel Ball Run) probably needs you to have read the manga to make sense of it, and probably some good exposure to the Jojoverse to get WTF is going on.

I couldn't get into Jojo at all until the 2014 redo of Stardust Crusaders. Until that time, I figured it was one of those very niche series, and what I saw around from its fans didn't see very interesting. With SC, I went in thinking it as a over-the-top 1980s Retro experience, which it gives you in the first few episodes, but after that I understood it.

it's time one of you livestreamed your drinking session and the rest of us can send you drinks all day via dan murphy's online order service

 >>/1039389/
Night.

 >>/1039337/
Comfy outdoor cooking.
The lack of stickers is disappointing tho.

 >>/1039338/
Night fella.

 >>/1039392/
Another thing about Jojo: the character's Stand super powers have names after 1980s Rock Bands and songs... but Western publishers couldn't be arsed getting permission to use the original names, so you'd see pathetic replacement names. ("Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap -> "Devilish Deeds Done Damned Coldly"). The Japanese audio track still have the original names.

 >>/1039391/
The aisle of focaccias.

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Thank you NEET. I might give Jojo a go. I have them all downloaded.

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Dirty little cunt

God I wish one of you blokes would have sex with me.

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ASL?

Someone post the slap image

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46, M, Adelaide

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I am going to bed. Good night Team.

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goodnight handsome neet

Did a poo. I somehow got shit on my palm.

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I usually get poo on the toilet seat but I managed to avoid it this time.

 >>/1039407/
at least your bussy is all cleaned out now.

anyone ITT

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me

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henlo

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gape status?

Watching Mission Impossible (1996). Solid film.
I will go to bed afterwards.

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Night fellas.

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Very much closed

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Most unfortunate.
I took such a massive shit before that my arse is still partially gaped.

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It’s not good when that happens

 >>/1039417/
Heh.
Also for the ambulance took 42 minutes to arrive after they received the call.
Paul Harrell used to say: when seconds count the help is minutes away. It seems it's dozens of minutes away.

 >>/1039420/
Yeah response times in metro areas here average 30 minutes to an hour for something deemed critical. Hours, days, or not showing at all for less important incidents.

Or the ambulance gets you quickly but then you die in the hospital car park because there are no spare beds or doctors

awake again, keep wondering whats wrong

 >>/1039423/
Have some ginger refresher

Gm NEETs

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Good night.

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Good morning NEETs, it's going to be one of those days

NEW CATALOGUE DAY

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😲 Any good deals?

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Would violently beat and rape

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No

might have a sulk today

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All goyslop

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So just a normal day?

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Just a normal day then

morning bros, need more sleep

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what should i have for lonch

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A salad roll.

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yuck

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Medimart are trolling my inbox

 >>/1039445/
It's a good price, you should get it.

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What is that NEET?

 >>/1039445/
You could wrap the chux around the end.

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Thanks neet

 >>/1039447/
slide at class action park

> Action Park was a notoriously dangerous amusement and water park in Vernon Township, New Jersey, that operated from 1978 to 1996 (and briefly revived from 2014 to 2016). It earned the nickname "Traction Park" or "Class Action Park" due to its experimental, un-engineered rides, intoxicated staff, lack of age or safety rules, and at least six recorded fatalities.
Basically if the NEETs created a park.

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Morning, can relate.

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for some reason indian curry makes me sleepy, chink curry not so much

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Good meta posting NEET.

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if phone was on table then who was phone?

 >>/1039457/
He dual wields.

one of sisterbot's kids is now stacking lisdexamfetamine dimesilate, clonidine hydrochloride, and risperidone lol
fucking shithead

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i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

tiffin update
> Got my dole 
> paid my rego
> one day I wont have to move government money to government agencies anymore.

 >>/1039461/
no omega symbol?

Took the dog for a wank
Had a walk

 >>/1039462/
He has a secret blog he wont show me

Bothered by bad home children on bus.

eating shepards pie

> trying to nap
> some boomer with a whipper snipper picks this time to make noise outside
I can't wait for ai to kill them all

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> stacking lisdexamfetamine dimesilate, clonidine hydrochloride, and risperidone
The nuro origin story

 >>/1039459/
Many such cases. The kids are not doing well.

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Are they playing music out loud on their phones?

got shepards pie in my eye

 >>/1039466/
the morning tea of champions

 >>/1039456/
suspect it might be the capsaicin, raising body temperature makes you feel sleepy, strong link between feeling sleepy and feeling warm

capsaicin is found in paprika, i bet this is why shibs never complains of insomnia

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fug me

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Remember neets, it's retard hour on ausneets right now, where we keep things quiet for posters with special needs. Thank you.

 >>/1039447/
You'll learn.

 >>/1039454/
I qent to the bombay bicycle club a year or two ago and had to sit in the car for 30min afterwards. Felt like I was on drugs like I was fighting going on the nod.

 >>/1039459/
Crush him up and snort him.

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big nap?

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Supposed to go in mouth

2 grand worth of gold just sold
I will treat myself to a Coles doughnut

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How much did they pay per oz?

Might grease a special NEET

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mates rates

 >>/1039481/
Some neets never learn.

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thanks neet, don't forget under by neet belly.

might rub an executive's belly for good luck

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I think some sort of mini tornado just went through.

 >>/1039490/
You have to milk it. If you aren't half hard by the time you're done you haven't done it enough.
That is my rule.

 >>/1039491/
We had one a few years ago, luckily it didn't go over my house.