/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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I think I would be a lot better off if I slept on my back but I just can't do it.
It doesn't feel right.

I really have to stop putting my arms under the pillow.

When I sleep it feels like I am putting a lot of pressure on my face. Like I am burying it in the pillow instead of resting it there.

Kiwi Farms is back up.

Bins need to go out Weber.

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 >>/1041638/
How?

 >>/1041623/
Yes, woke up, did stretching exercises, Dolans and at Doctor now which is still closed.

Scientists Have Reconstructed The Face of The Oldest Known Homo, And It Looks Very Familiar

 >>/1041640/
> at Doctor now
Big battery of tests getting done?

 >>/1041641/
Like looking in the mirror.

 >>/1041642/
Blood test results, ear pimple / infection and referral for specialist.

 >>/1041626/
I like to render out the fat from a rasher or two then crack in an egg (or two).

 >>/1041644/
> test results
Good luck.

> referral for specialist.
What is going on NEET? I hope everything is alright.

 >>/1041645/
Yes that is the way to do it. Eggs need it. cooking oil or butter does not impart enough flavour. They need the bacon grease.

morning bros, just woke up, getting ready for my early morning nap

 >>/1041646/
Thanks. Above normal bad fat and a rise in my sugar levels. Specialist for lungs to see how my puffer is going. Routine check every 6-12 months.

 >>/1041654/
> Above normal bad fat and a rise in my sugar levels
Are you on the executive diet? You need to look after yourself please NEET.

 >>/1041653/
Good morning NEET.

I will tell you NEETs the mistake that now-deceased redback spider made.
It left very thick and very sticky webs right at my eye level in a place I walk through relatively often.
That is what set me investigating the source of the awful sticky webs and led to the discovery of the hiding spider.
It should have been more careful.

where can i buy natto?

 >>/1041657/
That arachnid thought he could just do whatever he wanted. He messed with the wrong neet. He didn't know who he was dealing with.

a mellow hit of poo crack out of wizzy's peace pipe

 >>/1041655/
I do, thank you.

 >>/1041658/
Amaxon?

 >>/1041659/
Just so.

 >>/1041624/
How does he do it?
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 >>/1041653/
Don't forget to make time for second nap.

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 >>/1041664/
> Sir has got the situation under control.

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> number 4
< do not redeem!

 >>/1041664/
How can some Indian thing have so much influence over the whole internet?

4chan is back NEETs.

✈️🎅
> Greg Lynn: Murder-accused pilot seeks bail ahead of retrial over death of Carol Clay
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/greg-lynn-murderaccused-pilot-seeks-bail-ahead-of-retrial-over-death-of-carol-clay/news-story/952b181d8b8e550c8b6a0f16c59928d7

Might buy an amulet. Or a talisman. Can't afford both. Need to think about this.

 >>/1041664/
Is this the new '6 7'?

 >>/1041658/
What's thatto?

 >>/1041671/
Christmas is saved.

Doors closing, please stand clear

 >>/1041676/
Thanks neet.

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😘

 >>/1041676/
Where are we headed?

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 >>/1041679/
To the stars neet. To the stars.

 >>/1041679/
Wherever life takes me

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Good morning NEETs, it's going to be one of those days

 >>/1041680/
There's nothing out there.

 >>/1041682/
Over it already

Fuck sake clarence

 >>/1041685/
Poor Clarence, he always gets the blame.

Farting up a storm in a shopping centre toilet

Have any neets tried AA?

 >>/1041688/
It's a scam, alcohol is our birthright

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I don't drink and I'm still a fuck up. And that's worse because I can't point to something like alcohol and say 'as soon as I beat the bottle I'll get my life back in order'. Mong4lyfe.

 >>/1041688/
No.

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artificial analysis? I think their benchmarks are fairly accurate

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> https://www.wsj.com/world/musk-ordered-starlink-slowdown-that-crippled-ukraines-drones-and-sowed-panic-in-kyiv-f907aab0
> Musk Ordered Starlink Restrictions on Ukraine's Military Drones, WSJ Reports
Outstanding

 >>/1041693/
He really hates Ukraine.

 >>/1041694/
Like me, he hates anything Reddit likes.

 >>/1041688/
Double A's, Triple A's. I've used and abused them all.

Trying to root my amazon firestick to delete the shit ads off it

Roast pork roll for lunch

 >>/1041697/
If the products were any good, they wouldn't need to advertise.

 >>/1041694/
So do I

 >>/1041690/
You're thriving

1pm and I'm finally at where I wanted to be at 9am this morning

 >>/1041702/
That's still progress

More food wastage

Bounced back from 30 standoes last night, but may still need wagon

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 >>/1041705/
monk you bloody legend

 >>/1041698/
Sounds good.

Noticed in dans that there are a bunch of fake liquores and wines with half the alcohol they should have. Are the kids getting soft is it just a shrinkflation.

 >>/1041709/
It's bullshit

 >>/1041698/
Gravy with mine please.

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> when it turns out you only had 15 standards last night

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Going to cans for cash. The relapse has been severe.

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cooked a double beef pattie hamburger with double cheese and triple tomato sauce. Feel overstuffed now. Used to be a lunch that size would barely be adequete for me. My guts have been wrecked by years of abuse, just can't cope anymore.

 >>/1041713/
A small fortune.

 >>/1041713/
You look well organised NEET.

 >>/1041714/
You need someone to rub your belly.

 >>/1041714/
You are getting older NEET. WE can't bounce back as fast after a binge.

 >>/1041714/
Lacks onions, although the extra cheese sounds very nice.

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Hopefully its enough to buy a coffee while I am out.

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Today on the NEET Shopping Channel, we have an exceptional product to show to you all: a portable espresso cobbee maker!

I got this one for half-price at Anaconda ($99 with the club-signup-privacy-analrape)

* USB-C chargeable
* can boil water (takes about 7 minutes), or immediately do an extraction with already-boiled water
* takes Nespresso capsules or ground cobbee
* hoboneets smoking weed is so Boomer. Become the elite cardboard box hoboneet with this on-the-go cobbee maker!

 >>/1041721/
Looks like a good addition to the mobile NEET's inventory bag.

 >>/1041675/
Hopefully.

 >>/1041705/
Monk? Yes!

 >>/1041713/
CashedUpNEET.

 >>/1041721/
Thank you.

Got my qwen auto hacking my firestick. Had a wank while I waited

 >>/1041727/
Big load?

 >>/1041725/
$7.40. I had some soft drink cans and bottles too.

 >>/1041729/
How are you going to invest it?

Might get drunk again. Quite dangerous considering already addicted to smoking. I can't have more than one addiction that's fucked

 >>/1041729/
Good haul.

 >>/1041731/
Multiple addictions cancel each other out. In some ways, the more you have the healthier you will be.

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I pretty much blew it all on a cappuccino.

 >>/1041734/
Based.

I only quit drinking to quit smoking, 4 months not one dart, no patches, just quit.

Liver damage is progressive, but cancer is just a dice roll.

 >>/1041733/
Kek

 >>/1041736/
have you been feeling better?

Anyone ITT?

 >>/1041739/
waiting for firetsick to hack

 >>/1041740/
who are you hacking?

 >>/1041740/
Did your prompt to Qwen include "plz dont add a backdoor for the CCP"

 >>/1041741/
Why are you from?

 >>/1041741/
I'm rooting my firestick so it doesn't have ads for gay niggers from space giga aids edition and yidnsey plus and whatever other shit there is

 >>/1041736/
You have done well.

Still waiting for those footy shorts pics.

 >>/1041742/
Ironic that ai is mainly closed off and controlled in 'free' western countries, while totalitarian china releases theirs for people to use as they please.

 >>/1041746/
Won't be long until we get the stream.

> Mr Lynn also said people had yelled insults at him from windows, including “Greg Lynn you worthless dog” from other units.
They are slandering him.

 >>/1041749/
They fear the ✈️🎅

 >>/1041747/
A glorious Neuromancer Future awaits us. There's already been motions to create "The Turing Police", and Frontier models are high-security corporate secrets, ripe for the picking/exfiltration by the 1337.

Next stop: a virus that only kill Palestinians
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/science/ai-virus-bacteria-radical-numerics.html

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Chat are we cooked?

Its a big morning for a big fella.

Bin day Weber

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Wiv gravy?

 >>/1041702/
Days over now

 >>/1041713/
Boong lyfe unna

 >>/1041731/
If you get enough, you dont have time to take any on full time.
Excess auto regulates moderation. 
Go on. Have a goon.

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This guy gets it.

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> Excess auto regulates moderation. 
The System: 101 Fundamentals!

 >>/1041758/
fuck you and fuck your gook gf

Toilet

Dubs and trump orders airstrikes on kiev. That'll make them stop fucking up the world diesel supply.

Air mattress

My old school's website runs php. Maybe I should just...

 >>/1041770/
I'm dobbing on you.

 >>/1041770/
move on neet, its been 20 years

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My health improved significantly, in hindsight was like I was breathing through a shirt the whole time I was smoking

 >>/1041767/
I was playing around with ground wattle seed a while back.

 >>/1041773/
were you a heavy smoker?

 >>/1041661/
Staff training session today 
$66.10 to sit in an air conditioned room for 2 hours learning about landscaping gradations

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> Leaked videos and photos released by TMZ  show P Diddy with his new boyfriend in jail. Looks like he’s having a good time behind bars. 👀😭
He is thriving Wizzy.

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God I wish I had a new boyfriend too.

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That is good news.

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> landscaping gradations
Do you feel you have a good understanding of it now?

 >>/1041779/
You will thrive again one day NEET.

 >>/1041776/
Look after your back. Especially when moving a barrow full of soil around.

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But I need to hack my grades

 >>/1041785/
I didn't need to hack my grades. I deleted myself from the sport rolls. :D

 >>/1041713/
You are a rich man.

 >>/1041706/
And you had Blue Moon in your eyes.

 >>/1041776/
Easy couple of hours.

 >>/1041790/
I see you are using it.

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Hacked my firestick. Now no ads for nigger propaganda

 >>/1041792/
Good work NEET.

Let's post a link.
Php gaped:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=36uh0Cs-Yvc

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Well done neet.

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Let's poast an image.

 >>/1041796/
Finno korean war never ended

Got the clippers out and gave myself  a haircut (no guide just blades) and moisturised my head and had a shave, feel like a new neet (almost)

 >>/1041797/
They turned to a series of proxy wars.

 >>/1041798/
I will come around to clean up that nape.

 >>/1041801/
please wax his bussy too

 >>/1041800/
Don't really know what's up for I can't replicate the problem.

 >>/1041806/
> locked down
I can understand, recently cp spam was hitting ausneets hard.

 >>/1041803/
> proper dandruff shampoo.
Which one did you get NEET? I just had my first dose of Cedel.

 >>/1041808/
Sounds like a sex drug.

Rewarded myself for hacking my firestick with a 30$ binge. Skittles. Two packs of tim Tams. Bubbly mint chocolate. Some blueberry strip things

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You should post the fix on Github.

 >>/1041810/
You earned it NEET.

 >>/1041811/
It was made by someone else. The root hack took like 3 hours because my qwen is dumb and slow as shit and kept crashing. Claude finished it and installed the launcher really quick.

 >>/1041810/
Enjoy them all.

OD'd on sugar. It's over

 >>/1041798/
SexyNEET

Wish these public dunnies would have powerpoints ffs.

 >>/1041815/
Goodbye.

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Sleep tight.

 >>/1041817/
Boomers sucking up power have removed them is what I read here. We need more ✈️🎅

Was talking to boomer herder and he said when he bought his first house it cost 120k and his pay was 50k. Now a good pay is 80k and a house costs 15x that. He just said oh well I got mine.
I said how the fuck do you expect me to buy a house? They shouldn't be a value asset, they are to live in.

 >>/1041822/
Sounds like communism

 >>/1041823/
+1
Turns out the commies were the good guys all along.

 >>/1041664/
Beautiful in its simplicity.

 >>/1041817/
You'll have better luck around public electric bbq.

 >>/1041821/
YES

 >>/1041822/
I remember by mum telling me she was able to increase her mortgage repayments to $125/wk so she could own the house earlier and also save a lot of money.
Mumbot has since bequeathed the house to my sister. :/

 >>/1041828/
Challenge the will NEET.

 >>/1041828/
You can contest a will, the solicitor will know if you have a chance or not.

 >>/1041829/
Executive Hikki Sister will probably be calling on me to look after her. She honestly lives in the basement.

 >>/1041828/
Challenge that will NEET. They have to leave you adequately provided for.

 >>/1041831/
Another problem is the house has been extensively illegally modified by the Step-dad, and full of Mum's horded shit.

 >>/1041833/
> full of Mum's horded shit.
It all yields to the skip bin in the end.

 >>/1041831/
I come across many similar cases and would counsel you on this, but not publicly.

Downloaded ~71GB through the public phone wifi at this campground.

 >>/1041834/
Indeed.

 >>/1041836/
Well downloaded.

 >>/1041836/
It is probably throttled now for everyone else.

 >>/1041839/
Boomers steal electricity, GenX steals bandwidth.

 >>/1041836/
Based.

 >>/1041840/
A neet does not steal, he aquires.

Lasagna slop for dinner again.

 >>/1041842/
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Weber's arsehole.

 >>/1041846/
Is the holy land

 >>/1041845/
We redeemed!

Elderly neighbour's ambulance visits are increasing in frequency.
The modern equivalent of the vultures circling.

Certs means victory

Where the fuck am I supposed to get my news and porn now that 4chan is down. This is bullshit. Maybe I'll become Amish and go live on a farm in revolt

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4Chan is back up NEET.

 >>/1041849/
Sounds like not long for them.

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lol

 >>/1041852/
Anyone know a good 4 chan app for Android?

 >>/1041851/
You can help milk the goats  so Cruisey can make cheese.

 >>/1041855/
Google says read chan may be good but I don't have personal experience with any 4chan apps.

I'm waiting for it to get a bit darker outside before I go on the bin retrieval mission.

 >>/1041858/
Look out for boongs.

I'm thinking it would've been very likely that the "4" private key would've been discovered already. There's been several incidents in the past where very poor RNGs were used for generating keys. (Debian's stock i386 kernel for like 5 years only had uint32-a few billion possible values..)

 >>/1041855/
Phoneposters were the Cancer that killed 4chan.

neets I'm in the market for a dirt cheap mechanical keyboard, if you see one in the bargain bin, please let me know

 >>/1041857/
100 fingerpoint

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Im using a $15 bigw 9ne. Has pretty colours

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Aliexpress has good ones for 25$ i still use the one i got with green switches

These new boots won't take long to stink up.

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They need to look out for me.

 >>/1041860/
Probably and it will probably lead to a few attacks being detected.

 >>/1041864/
KMart's keyboard offerings cycle rather frequently too. It's something I always check.
The last keyboard hoardbuy wasn't a mechanical, but an actual rubber-dome style one, like was used on 1980s microcomputers like the Commodores. Neat.

 >>/1041851/
A kiwi farm perhaps?

It was quite warm today. Currently 29c in the bedroom.

 >>/1041866/
What did you get?

 >>/1041844/
To those who are good at stealing from those not able to stop you.

 >>/1041846/
The eighth wonder of the world.

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Good night NEETs.

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I'd post a pic if I could...

 >>/1041871/
fug how do you sleep in that.

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 >>/1041876/
This is how I imagine them to look.

 >>/1041875/
Good night.

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 >>/1041875/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/1041877/
I lie down and close my eyes.

 >>/1041878/
Those things must kill

 >>/1041821/
I had a good irl pic for VanNEET's recent post. If only I could post it...

 >>/1041884/
Get settled.

a puff of poo crack with wiZys peace pipe really sets up the night 
a couple of pints
off to arson the cop shop

 >>/1041884/
Do a drawing of it.

Cooked two packs of MiGoreng and served with leftover roast chook. Delightful.

 >>/1041888/
Sounds lovely.

Dealer dropped off another half. Still a bit wet.

fug, can't sleep. Tomorrow I'm going to rebuild my entire day around managing cortisol and making sure I'm ready for sleep

First thing tomorrow I'm going to make a browser extension that disabled root certificate keys held by ethnicities I don't trust.

Possums stacking up the golden fonde caramelisation umami flavour.

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https://emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com/

Out with the bad poo, in with the good

 >>/1041892/
Planning to leaving the internet behind?

 >>/1041896/
When monk gives up the goon and possum quits garlic bread, I'll give my lifelong computer addiction

 >>/1041897/
The paramaters above suggested that.

 >>/1041893/
Pressure-cooking anchovies marinated with sugar?

Wage complete. Now for a humble 8 standoes. 
you guys watch that troon self-immolate? aha pisser

Whatever happened that to that heavy metal pisshead streamer 'toobs' or whatever.

 >>/1041901/
cobes? hes been dead for a year

awake, know I haven't slept enough, bleary

 >>/1041903/
Get your noggin back on that pillow NEET!

It's falling out of me.

🌧️

 >>/1041900/
When/where did this happen?

 >>/1041889/
If only it were true

 >>/1041887/
That doesn't work either, but emojis are doable.

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Good morning NEETs.

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still not good this morning

 >>/1041900/
Well waged.

 >>/1041911/
Morning.

 >>/1041912/
Put some pants on neet.

 >>/1041902/
He's with Helen.

 >>/1041911/
Good morning, and thanks for the cuddle.

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