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Pic. 

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 >>/693522/
Is that 30 or 40 standards? 
 >>/693536/
Mohawk 
 >>/693542/
Do you think he might want to have sex with it? 
 >>/693543/
> tamed napes 
 >>/693563/
There are no wings. 
 >>/693571/
The exec girth fills all holes 

Monk doesn't reply to anyone's posts so I'm not going to give him any you‹s

 >>/693638/
We should watch that on womboflix 
 >>/693639/
Mclouds daughters was very popular 
 >>/693641/
You made a gun didn't you 
 >>/693644/
Good for you
 >>/693676/
Lovely. 
 >>/693678/
He's incredible. What an athlete. Forearms and wrists like bricks. 
 >>/693672/
I had a fake uncle who used to train with kosta tzu and made me punch a balloon and not let it hit the ground 
 >>/693689/
Too quick
 >>/693686/
I wanted to be a diesel fitter through the army. Three year apprenticeship, 6 year guaranteed employment. After that you have an accredited trade that could take anywhere. 

Listening to Jimi Hendrix and flipping out 

 >>/693694/
Again? 
 >>/693705/
Have you seen deconstructing harry? 
 >>/693716/
Mean machine. Smashed it out. 
 >>/693720/
Both. Roast pumpkin and cauliflower bake under wicked wings and popcorn chicken then slices of roast beef and it's gravy with pepper on top.
 >>/693717/
Your 200kg of chestnuts. 

The airfryer is out. 

 >>/693726/
Learn a thing. 
 >>/693728/
They already have. 
Or do you mean the ones you use to hold fruit and vegetables? 
 >>/693730/
The handles are not connected in a stable way
 >>/693754/
The crowd was very thick and hard to cut through
I wasn't sure which way I was heading until we were all already moving 
 >>/693732/
I wish we still had NEET fragrance reviews like this. 
 >>/693759/
Pub meal. Beef schnitty with mushroom gravy  
 >>/693777/
I am unsure about this.
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No. I wish I did.
A meadow with non allergenic pollen and goats running around, but not bothering me, and a tree and a tire on a rope no-one has ever used. 
Cold soft grass and a perfect tree to lean against on the ground
Craving a late night feed but there is nothing convenient to have. Wish I had a pie or something. I thought about getting some this afternoon as the four and twenty ones were on special but I didn't.
 >>/693815/
> the four and twenty ones 
They are not too bad. Always good to have a four pack in the freezer for an easy feed.
The best frozen pies were Sargents in my opinion, but I don't think they sell them any more.
I had a look at the macdonalds menu on the internet before and was rather dismayed at their use of Americanisms. Not surprising that an American icon does so but still annoying for me.
I'm going to take a piss, brush my teeth, and go to bed. Good night. Might have a cheeky little wank too, we'll see.
I bet retardNEET didn't even drink drive to maccas and just said that to look hard in front of the girlNEETs.
The friend I emailed for the first time in years yesterday hasn't replied. I guess it was a long shot anyway.
Just talked to a guy who lives in the same building as me for the first time since I moved in here 6 years ago. At 2:30 am. He's turned off the water to the whole block of flats because of a leak in his flat.
The nearest 24 hour supermarket is a fair way away, and I'll need to buy some petrol, but I can get there in about 10 minutes at this time of night.
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one flush only
I drove to the 24 hour supermarket, which turned out not to be open 24 hours anymore, maybe due to labor shortages. Went to a service station instead, bought one precious 1.5 l bottle of water, will have to last me the next few hours.
Really weird to avoid talking to people for 6 years then have the first conversation with them at 3 in the morning
Trying to think of what I can do leave the house and make friends again. The only hobby I used to have was playing dungeons and dragons. Not sure if I want to do that again.
 >>/693878/
There were a lot of shockers
https://old.reddit.com/r/AusFinance/comments/12pap3p/why_is_the_ndis_so_open_to_rorting/
Worried about working with meth heads. At the same time, how many neets have taken meth/dexies to help them hold a job?
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/viewers-divided-over-blueys-new-episode-exercise/news-story/4a8a0d0050ca1f232ecff40e60ddf601
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/why-i-paid-to-lose-my-virginity-at-43/news-story/a8f9516c1b6b386ffc7b0f78bb34ad62
People are strange, saw a Rimworld thread where the guy is asking if there is a mod to remove traits from one of his colonists.
Someone tells him how to do it with developer mode and he says he doesn't want to because that is cheating.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-18/rocket-ships-icons-of-the-playground-space-race-cold-war/102214862
There was still one of these in Salisbury until a couple of years ago.
The one in Lizbef disappeared when I was a kid.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/pizza-delivery-guy-ends-high-speed-police-chase-with-his-foot/news-story/c6bcb103e0727883c53e9f7a97387674
Finally discovered a nice fast chatroom on discord that I like and I'm relieved that I can still do real time chat reasonably well.
My neighbour's flat has flooded, and that's sent water leaking into the flat below her. Always get the top floor flat neets.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/king-charles-coronation-quiche-becomes-instant-laughing-stock/news-story/645553f52393ad5decc1a90c7cee5468
coronation egg & bacon pie
If thou art pained by any external thing, it is not this that disturbs thee, but thy own judgment about it. And it is in thy power to wipe out this judgment now.
Just made a start on trimming my fucking neighbours bouganville that hangs over my fence.
20 minutes and I'm rooted and covered in scratches.
 >>/693931/
Is that one of those things with purple flowers and massive thorns?
The neighbour has one that has destroyed part of the fence and half the shed roof
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Yeah, it's an invasive plant but the councils won't do anything about them.
When I cut it I chuck it all over the fence and get as much of it in their pool as I can.
 >>/693933/
Here it is supposedly legal to throw shrub and tree debris back over the fence, but every time I've had the gutters cleaned and instructed them to throw the neighbour's gum tree branches into their driveway they all chicken out and tell me they can't/won't.
Got two letters from NGS Super today, who were my super fund 20 years ago.
First was a generic letter about a cyber security incident.
Second was a letter to say my tax file number was stolen.
They didn't say it in the letter, but a quick check shows the ATO has blocked me accessing my account via MyGov. Apparently I also have to call before lodging a tax return to get a "temporary" lifting of restrictions.
neets what's the best way to get my ears properly cleaned without an expensive doctor's visit? I looked up those machines they use to squirt water in your ears, and they're hundreds of dollars. Do you reckon I can find a place that bulk bills and get it done for free?
 >>/693988/
anything with a powered spray runs a serious risk of perforating your ear drum
when they syringe your ear they fill it with a melty solution first and then suck everything out once it has had a chance to dissolve
 >>/693995/
> Should I take it?
NEET please. How would we know which plan would best suit your needs when we know nothing about you except that you ask silly questions and can't make decisions for yourself?
 >>/693984/
What you want is an ear candling, Asian beauty stores and practitioners do them for like $30.
In China some old man in the park with a plastic chair will do them for 20yuan
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He was technically my step-father but I consider him my father as my biological one died when I was fairly young.
He didn't work for most of the time I knew him, due to an industrial accident. He was a neet.
My dad would rant at me about smoking choof and then get quite angry when I pointed out he hadn't gone to bed sober in 20 years.
 >>/694041/
I did the same. 
He caught me drunk at a rodeo once and I tried that argument and ended up with a split lip and running away to our swags because I didn't want the girls to see me with watered up eyes. 
His version was that he grabbed me by the collar of my bad religion T-shirt then ripped it as I fell backwards, then I stepped forwards into his fist. 👊
Someone should get chat gpt to read our board and then simulate a thread.
And maybe ask how it feels about work afterwards.
Sweating like a boong under a piece of corrugated iron in apy lands in mid January 
Goons dripping out of me. 
I feel greasy.
I just thought Happy Ending Funerals would be a good joke but it exists and looks dodgy as fuck.
https://happyendingfunerals.com/
 >>/694072/
We really need a data retention policy like the EU Right to Delete. In some states, you have a right to ask what data a company or organsiations holds on you. I think it is under the federal act, you might be able to query them under it and find out what else they know about you.
 >>/694080/
You could probably rig together a system that makes and handles the claim for you. With advice from UMM PTY LTD, powered by ReactNEET you'll be in safe hands.
 >>/694085/
> Would you trust that guy with your dead body?
With these wonderful and kind tags, a true human touch no doubt.
https://happyendingfunerals.com/tag/what-do-i-do-when-my-dad-is-dead/
https://happyendingfunerals.com/tag/what-do-i-do-when-my-mum-is-dead/
> Hey dude and dudettes we're here to like celebrate the death of ... ummm ... who the fuck died here man?
Quite taxed after those 40 standoes over 2 days. Kinda want more but I know its a bad idea.
 Power is out from 9am-3pm tomorrow, not sure what I'll do all day
 >>/694091/
> 40 standoes over 2 days
Don't worry, you'll get to 40 in one day.

> Kinda want more but I know its a bad idea.
Kind of good process.

> Power is out from 9am-3pm tomorrow
Won't you be asleep for most of it?
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/mums-panic-after-nonverbal-immobile-daughter-faces-premature-hospital-discharge/news-story/caaf67c761a74b48b77bcb899267148e
> Panic for teen who can’t speak after gastro
shat her vocal chords right out
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Botulism (or one of the other types) can cause brain damage.
There was a young girl a decade or so ago who was left a veggie after eating a bad KFC Twister once.
You might also recall Garibaldi killing a few people with bad sausages.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-17/alcohol-addiction-warning-labels-packaging-stop-cheap-products/102215074
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> Sweet, cheap and in abundance, these lethal boxes contain so much alcohol that it is possible to consume very high-risk amounts for the cost of a meal. Alcohol retailers offer prices as low as $10 for four litres of cask wine – that's more than 30 standard drinks.
There you go Monk, if you don't get your act together the tranny will end up writing your eulogy and telling the ABC about your struggle together and how he almost saved you etc.
I hope I outlive my mother. Sometimes I imagine my funeral and all the lies and dishonesty it would involve. They would whitewash my entire existence and cover up what they did to me.
It would be like a final insult to me.
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I've considered prepaying a funeral to make sure my family has nothing to do with it for similar reasons.
I've looked into it a little and there is legal precedents on it.
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I have thought about trying that but they would promise to do it for you but once you are dead and the family puts pressure on them they would relent and let them be involved. Even your friends couldn't be trusted to stand up to your "grieving" parents when it comes to it.
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I think it's like a will, you can make someone executor to sort it all out and they are the only person who can legally.
Might be worth looking into if you've someone you can trust.
I'm gonna be honest here, I like you NEETs and all but if you turn up at my house naked I'm not letting you in.
haven't been able to find a gaming group on reddit yet, trying to think of other places I could look. It's a shame there's no once centralised place to look.
I have a C.S. Lewis quote for you NEETs:

“For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back; sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides. And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman. For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no woman can rival. Among those shadowy brides he is always adored, always the perfect lover; no demand is made on his unselfishness, no mortification ever imposed on his vanity. In the end, they become merely the medium through which he increasingly adores himself…After all, almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little dark prison we are all born in. Masturbation is to be avoided as all things are to be avoided which retard this process. The danger is that of coming to love the prison.”
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/harrowing-video-shows-acrobat-fall-to-her-death-during-show/news-story/7b312cc7a15f081d2579ab5a5ab22819
squashed bug
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.news.com.au%2Flifestyle%2Frelationships%2Fdating%2Fmy-hobby-is-chadfishing-whes-incels-vile-scheme-to-stand-up-aussie-tinder-dates%2Fnews-story%2Fa078015dfabd097c9be9340732b8e2be

kek, he explained.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/my-hobby-is-chadfishing-whes-incels-vile-scheme-to-stand-up-aussie-tinder-dates/news-story/a078015dfabd097c9be9340732b8e2be
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11984161/Athanasios-Papageorgiou-crushed-death-Puma-Springvale-car-wash-IDd-loving-dad-two.html
silly old wop
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11985975/Pre-war-MG-VA-fell-disrepair-set-fetch-12-000-restoration.html
> Incredible photos detail painstaking restoration of pre-war MG that was bought as a dismantled shell for a few hundred pounds but now is set to fetch up to $22,000 at auction
...making a massive loss on the time and money spent restoring it
Got to renew my driver's licence. Can select up to 10 years, but I think I'll go with 5 as I doubt I'll still be alive in 10.
https://www.kidspot.com.au/lifestyle/family-health/my-uterus-fell-out-of-my-vagina-after-i-farted-i-thought-i-grew-a-penis/news-story/c0245595a47ddedd6da9f8120f0e935b
> ‘My uterus fell out of my vagina after I farted’
> "It felt as if I'd laid an egg"
https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/cheap-properties-go-up-for-action-in-aussie-town-amid-housing-crisis/news-story/e0f8c8483cc8f9e8f696a049e8655ac2
> Coober Pedy
> Mega retail precinct opens on Sydney’s north shore
Mega retail precinct opens on Sydney’s north shore
Change promised to give renters ‘fair go’
Change promised to give renters ‘fair go’
Shock savings stat about Gen Z
Shock savings stat about Gen Z

As Aussies struggle amid rising interest rates and the current housing crisis, for those willing to leave the urban sprawl, there are bargains to be had in Coober Pedy.

The opal mining town in central South Australia has a total of 16 properties going under the hammer in two weeks’ time, and according to some reports, blocks in the area start from a base of around $5000
> A variety of properties are on offer, from underground homes and unfinished dugouts to rundown buildings and vacant land.
commune time
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/father-bob-maguire-dies-aged-88/news-story/2c4ec47452dabee9193542049c1577d5
The scales read 122.9kg this morning. Very happy with that. Gonna do some things I promised myself I'd do when I reached 122
What is a decent feed from Coles or woolies that can be had whilst on the run? Like no preparation or anything, no cutlery etc
13 hour sleep. Mummybot did nothing to wake me up. No tax now. Back to normal conversation with mummybot. Offered to make dinner but we're having left overs. 
Feeling incredibly energetic and positive. The manic rebound is on!
 >>/694335/
Under your washing machine and in the back corners of any cupboard that has piping nearby.
And maybe aroud the base of your toilet if it leaks at all.
NEETs, if your mummybot didn't birth you via caesarean section then she almost certainly did a poo on your head.
I am thinking of starting a class-action lawsuit against them.
I was terribly stressed about not meeting my workforce australia requirements, turns out I just sign tick a box to declare I won't let it happen again and I'm off the hook. 
Payday on friday due to the public holiday.
Winning
I'm reading a comic series called Arawn that's based on Welsh mythology.
It's incredibly dark and bleak but it does have lots of very well drawn pictures of almost naked women.
 >>/694392/
Heh 💆‍♂️💆‍♂️👯🧑🏼‍🦼🛀🏾👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🧑🏽‍❤️‍🧑🏾🧜🏿‍♂️

Emojis can change colour now.
I was looking for a tokgue one
We might watch a bit of beyond creepy in womboflix before watching Clarkson's Farm. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
Fucking fuming after losing some video games 
Wish I was the type of personality to sperg out and break shit, instead I just sit silently and hate myself 
Can't even be good at gaming, the one thing I've clung to my whole life
 >>/694418/ 
I'm doing the thing that guy who stole manhole covers and filmed car crashes did. 
Wagies are angry because they don't want it to be possible but they're watching it happen in real time.
 >>/694448/
I played cs: source for over a thousand hours and still sucked at it. Even when I played MMOs I was bad at them
I'm just incompetent generally
I would sometimes give out a pity (you) to a bit of banter I suspected was made by a NEET suffering from brain damage. Then they became accustomed to the (you)s and started getting angry when they didn't get one.
About to start watching pornography for about 90 minutes to wind down from a day of video games and youtube
only got 3 or 4 hours sleep, for the third day in a row. Gonna cook some breakfast then try to get some more rest
If I can't get back to sleep I'll clean the mould. Since my brain is so lazy I'm sure to fall back asleep rather than do housework
 >>/694491/
> use vinegar against mould instead of bleach? 
I do not know exactly. I have heard it is better. I have heard that bleach will remove the mold look but if there is a constant source of damp it will return fairly fast.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-19/electrical-failure-causes-issues-to-electronic-hospital-records/102243656

SA hospital records unavailable for coming up on 24 hours
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-19/new-zealand-feral-cat-killing-competition-axed-after-backlash/102244350
> A hunting competition for children under 14 to shoot feral cats was due to be held as a fundraiser for a school
is there some way of getting an ndis funded cleaner to come in and clean my mold and the rest of my flat every week?
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Every big problem I've had in life has come from me trying to get or hold down a job. I'm never going to try and work again. How many of us are still real neets?
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/cheerleaders-shot-after-one-got-into-wrong-car-thinking-it-was-her-own/news-story/33d3bd2d23645762ae07bf752c737ac6
nigger bitches try and steal a car, media tries to invent a cover story for them
 >>/694510/
I personally prefer the more oops my mistake burgerland stories
> New York man charged with murder in shooting of woman who went up wrong driveway
https://abcnews.go.com/US/ny-man-charged-murder-shooting-woman-wrong-driveway/story?id=98655167
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/interest-rates/review-makes-51-recommendations-for-reserve-bank-of-australia/news-story/40dd971f34351944c0f37613f5b7a451
This doesn’t go far enough. The interest rate should be voted on once every 4 years at the federal election and the best rate wins
 >>/694528/
Albo turning a big dial taht says "interest rate” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
 >>/694538/
At least this year I will be at her place, so the usual conversation won't have to occur:
< Did your friends contact you for your birthday?
> I don't have any friends
Got some more sleep. Can't tell if I feel less anxious because I slept better or if I slept better because I feel less anxious.
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The only photo I got that shows the light at all is the gateway one I walked through at 11:20 and asked for power and I saw a spider on the way back.
There was a shitload of Kookaburras down there they all laughed at me as I was leaving.
I've never heard so many there before, one good thing about it getting all overgrown.
 >>/694610/
I'm not sure, they used to be everywhere here when I was a kid but I only see them in the bush now.
Just realised my coffee machine and open wet grinds container is probably a mould super site. I need to get rid of it.
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This week on womboflix...

Tonight we will be screening episode 2 of Clarkson's Farm, with Jeremy going into the sheep raising business.

On Saturday we will be showing the crime drama film Out Of The Furnace (2013), starring Christian Bale, Casey Affleck, Woody Harrelson, Zoe Saldana, Forest Whitaker, Willem Dafoe, and Sam Shepard. 

Then on Sunday Indiana Jones is back in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984), this time Indy battles pajeets rather than nazis.
 >>/694645/
If people could please just attempt to make sense, that’s all I’m asking. Last night, as I was laying in my pod meditating, and it occurred to me, why are you even listening to me?! Turn off all electrical devices including your radio.
 >>/694648/
Now think about the things we talked about today. Think, seriously think. Can it be real? Can it be false? We’ll see you next time in Area 53. Be careful out there, wherever you are.
 >>/694657/
Look, It’s good for the economy to live in constant fear. I mean, the phone company, they have your name on the bill, they know your number! How do you feel about that?
had a chicken shnitty roll and a potat fritter for dindins
having some wine now so I'll be good company when womboflix is on
Ragnar died last night, he had got crap though because some chinese chick got him hooked on drugs and he couldn't even attack the french properly any more.
 >>/694694/
Didn't he die back in engerland somewhere in a snake pit? It's been a while since I watched it. DOn't bother past this point, it's gets fucking retarded once ragnar is gone
 >>/694702/
yeah funny how they get that shit sorted out once the first season or two has been successful
like the blonde bitch on the big bang season when from being a dumb braless bimbo to a pharmaceutical sales whizz
 >>/694703/
Season one was good, everyone was grubby and they made a decent attempt to show a shield wall in the battle rather than everyone going 1 on 1 in a brawl.
Ok neets, before we watch Clarkson's Farm, we'll be streaming a bit of the youtube channel History for Granite
A report recommended they raise Newstart to 90% of DSP, but the government isn't going to do it.
It also recommended Rent Assistance be increased.
I ate a raw clove of garlic after reading about how it is at maximum nutritional benefit directly after being cut, crushed or chewed raw. I expected the peppery burning sensation in my mouth but I didn't realise how sick it would make me feel after swallowing it. It took a strong effort not to throw up.
I will not be repeating the exercise.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/embarrassing-chat-no-women-wants-to-have/news-story/d543b8c2b54678bcc1f738370d04f987
Allegedly the rocket was expected to probably explode and they just wanted to get data on the bits before it exploded. Allegedly.

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