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Ten hour day, some truly shitty jobs. Then got summoned to the hospital to unfuck some bad home neets, then went with pajeet the taxi driver for some bad home ambulance work, currently deployed in bad home area.
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Garlic is oozing out of every pore. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat it again. Feel sick just thinking about it.
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Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in /ausneets/ soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before Monaro starts bitching about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young NEETS at the path throwing up
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Didn't sleep. Home alone today.
Might get some feed and/or vape and/or energy drinks and/or goon and having a daytime gooning while getting stuck into a big wikipedia session on the Syrian civil war and the history of its different factions 

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My mong doc at the mong addiction clinic bulk bills. Not sure if my old pajeet gp does
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Woke up under a table, foul odor, children crying, dog barking. Cat turned up overnight so wasn't really missing, patient one seems fine, patient two eating what looks like left over sausage rolls.
Now to the post office to bpay the utilities, then ten hours wage. 
Bad home visits unna
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How long does it take to get the appointment though?

In some cases that would be enough for me for a script if I didn't have to wait 30 minutes to 2 hours for an appointment, if it was a walk-in.
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> I used to be able to get same or next day.
That's not good. The walk-in place I go to has been pushing people away now to take people who have appointments. It has been walk-in for at least 10+ years and bulk bills for all appointments in the last 5 years (Sundays use to have a fee without a Cenno card). But people started bitching about waiting time and the appointments were introduced.

I needed a script once at 6 PM and was told the earliest appointment was 9 PM and I can imagine I would have to wait at least 30 minutes. I can imagine they will be adding a gap payment fee soon.
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Got to go to see a specialist this morning about all this hazardous workplace exposure stuff and find out if I'm gonna die. Not looking forward to this. Wish I'd slept better.
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In the comic I'm reading there was two gangsters called Fat Tony and Other Tony.
Then Fat Tony got killed and Other Tony became Only Tony.
Then Only Tony took a shotgun blast to the crotch and became No-Balls Tony.
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/barry-humphries-family-gather-at-bedside-as-legendary-star-goes-into-unresponsive-state/news-story/34028c1d39d849060c647067e8cd29f3
not long now and the tranny will be burning in hell
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https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/class-action-filed-against-optus-over-cyber-attack/news-story/3732c650aef3b1f8594854f33c4cad5d
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I heard on the radio that they will defend the action, as if they did nothing wrong. Pretty funny as they starting to push new ads out showing the good they do for the community to improve their outlook.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2023-04-21/sleeping-elephant-seals-plummet-hundreds-of-metres-in-ocean/102232320
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-21/riverland-teens-first-aid-training-saves-teacher-from-snake-bite/102245562
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-21/scam-victim-criticises-nab-bank-for-handling-of-her-money-loss/102248230

> What happened next, Sarah admits, was a mistake — and one she badly regrets.

> Scammers told her to download remote access software so they could help her, and they ended up getting access to her computer.
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She fell for "Hi I am pajeet from microso... sorry NBN please to be giving me access to your bobs and vajine Sir".
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> Like many scam victims, Sarah Kay believes her bank should have compensated her for failing to stop the suspicious transaction.
> NAB has maintained she was the one who gave the scammers ultimate access to her account.

based bank
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My online banking doesn't allow me to transfer money to another account without entering a code that is texted to my phone. I suspect they're all similar in that regard, so she is doubly stupid.
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When my brother worked at a public library an old woman asked him to help her with photocopying all her id.
When he was helping her he asked why and she said she had just been contacted by a long lost relative who just needed her bank account details and id to foward money from a will.
When he told her it was a scam she got very angry and told him he was just jealous of her good luck and walked out.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-21/how-psychosocial-workplace-hazards-can-impact-mental-health/102224278

More normalisation of the imaginary psychological health conditions, which are just normal parts of the human experience.  

> Dr Sinha says, in order to create a safe environment that encourages dialogue, organisations must promote inclusion, including offering role models.
> "You could have all of these written in policy documents but not a single person role-modelling those behaviours in reality," she says.
Not a single person outing themselves as a weak bitch.
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Possum started wigging out while he was sitting in the drivers seat looking down an alley way infront of us during the initial stages of the battle of Baghdad when I started yelling at him and quickly exploded two hajis with the 50cal once
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Snosaj roll and some springies, a bepis and a pale.. all for the low cost of $0.
It never felt so good to be a degen gambler.
Was $50 up, now only $10.
Feeling lucky.
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At the NEET Compound the gamblers can gamble on how much the gooners drink and the profits can be used to buy more goon.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/bring-this-back-asap-polly-waffle-return-delayed-due-to-covid/news-story/e481dfc5fdce175866ad154dbd96f0ed
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It was IGA who posted all those illegal images. The same IP had posted several Dan memes and the Sam Hyde image beforehand.
I deleted the images and any other posts that referenced them. It is not helpful to have later posters coming on and then asking what was deleted and reigniting conversation about it again.
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Possum once told me something very deep and meaningful that I am sure would have changed my life for the better but I had a choof and forgot what he said.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/designers/st-vincent-de-paul-shop-blasted-over-disgusting-500-shoes/news-story/3253da09fcc3c327ba294ba21417c7e1
surprised they were honest enough to put them out for sale instead of stealing them
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https://www.escape.com.au/destinations/asia/vietnam/i-tried-those-200-flights-to-vietnam-heres-what-its-really-like/news-story/d56b4786d92b32fc8a725e304814cbe9
$200 flights to Vietnam
We should go on an /ausneets/ holiday togehter
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Smart countries worked out that Western tourists should be given discount tickets because of how much they spend after they arrive. Then there's QANTAS jerking off in the corner making honking noises
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Rereading a comic called Uber, it's got the Nazis making supermen in the last days of WWII.
It's really good, they're treated as weaponry rather than superheroes and it reads like a war comic.
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the pajeet doctor was pretty useless, told me he only takes cases where people are still at their jobs, advise somd me to see a respiratory specialist. Maybe there's some sort of employee vs employer divide among doctors and this guy works for the employers.
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> advise somd me to see a respiratory specialist.
See them in the public hospital or determine what their bulk billing policy is for the appointment.

I see one they do a breathing test that is bulk billed for ~$90 and then I need to pay a gap fee to see the doctor afterwards for the 'results'. I thankfully only need to see them yearly now and they have only introduced the gap shit recently.

> Maybe there's some sort of employee vs employer divide among doctors and this guy works for the employers.
Workcover claims are not eligible for medicare and you need to pay for them upfront even to a GP but are often reimbursed later on. They can charge big money when not restricted by the fees tables for bullshit.
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> just hoping for a specialist to tell me that I don't have too much damage.
If it is your lungs you are worried about, see a specialist. OR find an 'integrated' medical clinic with a nurse that has the facilities for a breathing test to see if you need a specialist.

The one I do at the specialist is more accurate but you don't really need it unless there is a cause to follow-up on or are taking medication for it.
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lung function test (spirometry) is what you want for a baseline
some medical centres have them onsite, others will refer you to another place for it
that will give them a baseline which they can compare to what's 'normal' for your age/weight/known medical conditions
another test a year later or whatever will show if there's been a decrease in function
back from the bottle shop
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it was alright
she wasn't on, so I wasn't wished a wonderful evening
the other fat girl wished me a good night though. she was also wearing makeup, so I think the other girl might have spurred her into trying to look better or something

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longneck of coopers stout
bottle of hardy's tintara shiraz
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Go to the hospital and demand a diagnostic. 
Private medicine and industrialised importation of healthcare workers is enough to send me postal.
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Bottleo's always looked down on me. Even when I rotated so I could visit different ones on the same day. Not sure if it was living in an upper class suburb or my erratic and awkward drunkard behaviour
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I dobbed in a fat poojeeta for blatantly stealing the money at my BWS.
I normally wouldn't care but she did it so clumsily and she was slow moving and sullen.
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yeah they're all in a locked cabinet
the fridges where the udls are are also locked and can only be released when the attendant pushes a button
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Recently been talking to the poojeeta big-bum ex and she said if I convert to islam she'd marry me, even though I'm a derro dropkick gooner and shes making over 150k working as a laboratory manager with a phd in cancer research and owns a home on long island NY. 
The 6'4" degenerate archetype paying dividends, #winning
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Employers would rather underpay staff and have half steal than pay everyone properly. It's a dollars and cents issue.
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> Do you agree I should see one in a hospital?
That's your choice. A public hospital will provide it for free. Private whatever will probably charge.
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> and owns a home on long island NY
so she's a multi-millionaire? bullshit

you know the penalty for apostasy in islam is death, right? there's no going back
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I was shocked when I went in to the bad home JB Hifi and they literally did not have any products on the shelves, just the empty boxes for them and you took the empty box to the counter and then the staff member went into the back and brought you the real thing and held onto it until after you had paid.
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She does seem somewhat mentally ill. Very hardline islamic since I last saw her. Prays 5 times a day, wears a hijab and routinely sends me youtube videos about white pissheads who atoned for their sins through conversion. Loves the conservative culture war and hate fags, kinda based actually. 

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She had enough for a deposit at least. 
> you know the penalty for apostasy in islam is death, right? there's no going back
I could liberaise her and still it in the neethole
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JB initially had bag inspectors on the door, but it doesn't take long before the bad home types realise they can just push past them or knock them out.
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I'm not religious. The whole hijab-wearing "you must convert to islam and marry me" thing after you've already fucked her makes a fool of her and her faith.
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 >>/695100/
It'll be more like the 711 or deli or whatever it was in The Wire, where the cashier is behind bullet proof glass and there's just a little slot for putting in notes and getting change.
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I would agree but I don't think her newfound religiosity is a trendy facade, its not like she was a westernised slut when I met her. To her credit she is pretty well versed in the texts and often tells me about her distate for 2nd gen fake mooslims and other radical ideals. 
I don't know why I'm defending her, but its not like any of us here have any adherence to a faith, or rather, any principles in general.
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I was also speaking today to the Panamanian who is back from her studies in Canada. She showed me a sexy pic in her undies. Told me I should travel there asap and we could trip around the country and meet her parents. I told her I didn't want to break her heart and leave again and she seemed surprised when I told her a marriage visa was the only solution. 
She's catholic and I took her virginity so thats the first option
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AI's are going to put crazy people out of a job soon.
They will be able to post gibberish but it will be entertaining.
Nobody will ever reply to a real crazy person again.
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I'll engineer a fuckin lambda function to post poojeeta porn on every new ausneets post, ya fucken dogs
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Possum tricked me into being the BO once by saying how fun it was then he went fishing on a raft with some negro guy.
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Me either. It has fallen out of fashion over the last 50 years. A sherry glass is the more acceptable size glass for port or other aperitifs and digestifs however.
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Motherbat still recounts Fatherbot's Granny receiving a glass of pre-dinner sherry and downing it like a shot of whisky and holding her glass out for a refill.
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She also recounts one of Fatherbot's Uncles wearing a flying hat and goggles like Biggles wherever he went. She always tries to associate that branch of the family with being alcoholic and/or inbred.
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My mums family had a black sheep uncle who was a full on tramp, he wandered around drinking and doing farm work and they would let him sleep in the shed when he was in town.
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Yes, there are members of the family on both sides who were full-on tramps, alcoholics, and general mentalists.
One would drive his horse cart to the pub and get shitfaced and the horse would drag his passed out body home at the end of the night.
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Unfortunately it was really only my Grandfather and Uncle who lived long enough to make an impression on me. From what she says, I'd have gotten on just fine with previous generations of Fatherbot's family.
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Grandfather bot left school when he was 11 to work during the depression. I get the impression they all did what they had to and the blokes could all cook and sew and do the needful when they had to.
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Patterns do seem to pass down generations even without contact.
Maybe if we knew more about our ancestors we could understand ourselves better.
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Yeah, both sides have said I look like X in on respective sides, and I know my Grandfather had some of the same habits with regard to gooning and having meals like a loaf of freshly cooked bread and butter.
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Both of my Dads parents were heavy gooners and my uncle was adopted out 
Apparently my nana was the hottest girl in town
She then hooked up with a famous bank robber and my Dad lived in multiple states while he was on the run
My achievements seem even more pathetic
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Tomorrow I want to buy a webby approved meal, maybe for lunch. Is anyone with me? It'd be awesome if we could get a bunch of ausneets executives all posting pics of the same meal at the same time and reviewing it.
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One day we all need to eat the same meal at the same time and then drink the same booze.
Then I shall take control of you all with the Dark Powers
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also the three times I have taken him to the BBQ van they have taken like 45 minutes to make the food and that's time that enamel paint could be getting applied
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Not bad, Womboflix screened it about six months ago. You should have been there.
Some guy puts a sniper up in the cloisters with instructions to shoot a ballerina in the tits if some business deal doesn't happen by a set time.
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accidentally drank that bottle of port
mean girls is on tele, might go and watch that
rachel mcadams was pretty hot back in the day, even if she did look a bit like hexsteph
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I can kinda recall a joge which I forgot the details of but it goes something liek this.
Policeman asking questions from some tard.
- Do you have a wife?
- I had. She was hit by a dozer.
- How about kids?
- I had one. He was hit by a dozer.
- Do you have a dog or a cat?
- I had one. It was hit by a dozer.
- Do you have anything at all now?
- A dozer.
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Well, then how lame people cannot properly walk tell me that? Even if they have something with their hip and not the legs themselves, it means they have difference in the length of their legs.
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Tonight, on womboflix, we have the crime drama Out Of The Furnace (2013) - when Rodney Baze mysteriously disappears and law enforcement doesn't follow through fast enough, his older brother, Russell, takes matters into his own hands to find justice. Rated (R) neets, so I suspect it's gonna be bloody.

Then tomorrow night, Indy battles chinks and pajeets in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984).

Finally on Tuesday, for our Anzac Day special, we have the vietnam war comedy The Odd Angry Shot (1979).
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Gotta go see that asian qt dentist of mine today. Need my best trackies and to make sure the neet scent is well masked by woolies $4 body spray
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I used to get gooned whilst watching films but now I find it hard to relax and enjoy a film without grog. Any advice?
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dr google says that to stop earwax blockages I have to give up meat, dairy, eggs, gluten, chocolate, sweets and caffeine. That is literally everything I've ever eaten.
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Fried eggs go with Worcestershire sauce,  not soy sauce. Maybe a few drops of sesame oil if you want asian flavour.
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Weber you boong
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Too much needs to go exactly right. They tempt you to place these losing multis by offering bigger odds but it is a mugs game. Shaking my head fam.
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Good evening Neets been away for a few days…

Are there any mooofies on tonight ? Asking for a friend .
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Ok, in 1 hour womboflix will be showing Out Of The Furnace (2013). Before the movie 30 minutes, we will be streaming the latest episode of Esoterica, which is on the topic of Egyptian Magic.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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I'm going to go for a fast food feed. What should I get and from where? Looking for something good value and I don't care about a drink.
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Boongs were made up in the 60s because we were embarrassed we were left out of the American civil rights movement.
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There was a big squashed pomegranate in the middle of the path when I walked doggo today. Origin unknown. They are not cheap.
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There is a big skid mark in the grass by my front fence and it is splattered with mud. I think one of the dirt bikers must have done it but I didn't hear it happening. slept through it.
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I'm reading "I am Legend" and the main character is very neet-like. He gets horny, lonely and depressed and goes on big benders or goes out to shoot at them. He thinks about raping the vampires quite a bit and comments on the female ones "striking vile poses" in an attempt to lure him out.
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Yeah, I find him to be a well written character. I don't know anything about the author but I expect he was writing from personal experience and not mere observation.
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I read another one of his about a man who starts shrinking for no reason, over a few years he gets tiny.
A lot of it is about the change in how people treat him.
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I know, I know you must follow the sun
Wherever it leads
But remember
If you should fall short of your desires
Remember life holds for you one guarantee
You'll always have me
And if you should miss my lovin'
One of these old days
If you should ever miss the arms
That used to hold you so close
Or the lips that used to touch yours so tenderly
Just remember what I told you
The day I set you free
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Da da ... da da da daaaa, da da daaaa daaaa da....

Tonight, on womboflix, Indy is back, in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984). Harrison Ford battles chink gangsters in shanghai and wrecks pajeet cultists in india who are getting uppity about white man ruling the place.

On Monday we will be showing another episode of Clarkson's Farm

Finally, Tuesday is Anzac day and to mark the day we will be showing the aussie war film The Odd Angry Shot (1979), following the misadventures of the SAS in vietnam. Starring Graham Kennedy, John Hargreaves, John Jarratt, and Bryan Brown.

7pm AEDT
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I put on a jumper and breathed in something off it, I think a bit of cotton string. 
Feet and hands went a bit tingly mid coughing fit.
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The LED sign said open middle of the day but I was greeted at the door by a very angry woman, repeating No No No No No No....

There needs to be a better way to find a rub and tug than google comments.
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McDonald’s corporation paid Possum $50k in 2019 to keep his mouth shut about seeing Grimace in a shed behind the Modbury restaurant but guess what the moneys run out and he's ready to talk
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Think I'm going to give up on the under mattress foam thing to elevate my bed, it's too hard to find any good ones at a sane price. Going to try stacking wood underneath the bed legs instead
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Took Bill to Burgertec for lunch.
Fucken $53.60 for two burger combos.
Bill thought his was the best burger he'd had in a long time. I thought mine was bland.
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I see.
https://www.bunnings.com.au/porta-90-x-18mm-1-2m-dar-tasmanian-oak-standard-better_p0080226
Pine will be too soft, but Tassie oak should be OK.
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Jana invited all the NEETs round for a gangbang once but only Cruisey turned up and he left just smoked her choof then left.
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Drove around horny for a couple of hours. Went to pooraka, parafield and Salisbury but all the listed ones on locanto were appointment only and at people's houses and I don't want to do that. 
No succulent Chinese slut or feed, the pooraka and Hollywood plaza feeds were shut. 
Got a $10 nuggoes and popcorn deal.
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Bill is doing everything one handed at the moment. His other hand is holding the phone with the football commentary near his face
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Possums abdication of the Austrian throne lead to what some have described as centuries of brutal and bloody warfare.

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