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I went to an arcade today. All the games were being played by millenials and zoomers, then you get to the gambling machine areas and it's gen X and boomer salarymen all chain smoking.
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I haven't seen any, if you mean what I'm thinking. They're all electronic.
 >>/698904/
I'd love to know what is running through their head if I just sit down next to them and start prattling on about schizo stuff. They have durry machines on the streets here.
 >>/698909/
You should have a punt.

> start prattling on about schizo stuff.
The system works. That other NEET can tell you more about the cash he's pulled out today.
Possum made a short-lived video series in which he paid boongs to fight each other and perform various stunts for money once.
 >>/698909/
> I haven't seen any, if you mean what I'm thinking. They're all electronic.
I thought you went to a video game arcade. I meant like Street Fighter 1 and stuff.
 >>/698930/
I remember watching it with my dad. Certainly not age appropriate in retrospect. The softcore porn in it was what made me uncomfortable more than anything.
I get sad and scared when the moon goes away. 
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Getting close 
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How much ground depth does a land title have? 
 >>/698875/
I saw a chicken farm on my travels today, it was 5 big green sheds. I thought it was a cult because it was out in the middle of nowhere and there was one normal house that I thought would be the leaders. I didn't see the sign until the last minute and was spazzing out about it to my client. Very exciting concept. 
Going to look up chicken farms for sale. This one was near blanchetown. Shiny solar panelled NEET sheds
 >>/698956/
> How much ground depth does a land title have? 
I'm sure there's a legal definition, but before long you're going to hit water or bedrock. The brief googling I did earlier suggested $200k to put a basement in an existing dwelling
 >>/698977/
That was assuming they could lift your house and get machinery in. If hand tools were required it would make the job "unfeasible" for most people.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/body-recovered-after-man-fell-overboard-from-the-spirit-of-tasmania/news-story/98a442d34753630eea1cd7ad588997fa
There is no way you "accidentally" fall of this or any other ship of the same size.
 >>/698980/
There was that "mole man" guy in the UK who spent years digging under his own house and caused it and some of the neighbour's houses to subside and the government had to step in.
 >>/698988/
They're replacement hinges for the linen press in the hallway. I think I'll build an identical set of cupboards on the other side of that wall in the toilet where the hot water system used to live.
 >>/698991/
Hmm, they must have changed it. I remember heaps of people would stand by the edge like in that Titanic film. There was a just a little rail although I was pretty young at the time so maybe I've misremembered.
I burnt the shit out of them. Had the oven set to grill. The tray is in the backyard now. Got some other type of fish fillets baking up instead
https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/hungary-reminds-volodymyr-zelensky-of-millions-of-refugees-after-russia-accusation/news-story/6f210e6cd9d30a8dd485adf123ae6282
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/young-australians-furious-at-planned-welfare-help-for-over55s/news-story/cec37fd8ea7f92cdf66b72a6ed2fab6b
> A major change to welfare payments was revealed on Monday night that means the JobSeeker rate will be bumped up by $50 a day.
> The move, first reported by Seven News, will be welcomed by the 200,000-odd long-term unemployed over the age of 55. But it means more than 680,000 other jobseekers get nothing.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/01/godfather-of-ai-quits-google-and-says-he-regrets-lifes-work/
Oppenheimer 2.0
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 >>/699098/
I saw one the other day which had a photo of him in shorts, white chest hair everywhere and three pinoys sitting around him. 
His hair was combed which made me think he would have had to tidy up before the pic.. but purposefully didn't put his shirt back on.
Might need to get rid of the toilet phone,  there's heaps of cracks in the screen protector and one is near the backspace.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/steve-price-slams-afl-over-voice-to-parliament-memo/news-story/4f6a2b6446f97883349e4f22aa6acce3
I predicted this the other day  >>/698113/
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/woman-has-loud-and-full-body-orgasm-during-us-classical-concert/news-story/1454b17de1c775e8db58190ba7849999
 >>/699140/
I only use it with their free trial offers. I get all my packages from them via slow and free postage they offer for orders over $39. Less and less products are sold and posted by Amazon. All other sellers use shitty couriers like Couriers Please, Fastway, and Toll.
That lady I paid the fuel for never texted.
I had a missed call from an unknown number but that could be anyone.
 >>/699159/
Can you remember the number plate? If she said she was going to pay you back, it's a verbal contract which is enforceable. A lawyer could get her details from Services SA using the plate.
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Ok neets, tonight on womboflix we'll be watching the first episode of Deadwood, a gritty western TV show set in the 1870s in Deadwood, South Dakota, before and after the area's annexation by the Dakota Territory, and charts Deadwood's growth from camp to town. Warning - contains lots of violence and naughty language. 7pm AEDT tonight.

On Saturday Shiban will be streaming a movie, so no womboflix.

On Sunday we have the classic neo-noir  action thriller The French Connection (1971), starring Gene Hackman and a bunch of 70s actors I've never heard of.
Can someone join me in the womboflix room to check that I've finally gotten the video encoding right? https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
I might be misquoting a little but I recall the line "Well fuck us all to hell and back for the limber-dick cocksuckers we surely are".
What is Tasmania's AFL animal going to be? Tigers and Devils are already accounted for with existing teams.
https://www.9news.com.au/health/ban-on-recreational-vaping-in-australia/02456e48-7658-43de-a21d-b9a05685b3ca

They're banning vapes
speaking of pants shitting
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/interest-rates/rba-interest-rates-line-ball-call-on-if-reserve-bank-will-raise-rates-by-025-to-385/news-story/1c9d36e8f8a6ab13075f60331870a1f1
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/shock-as-brazilian-millionaire-65-marries-16yearold-schoolgirl/news-story/f5f94004dea180b61f054d743b0f2829
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Ok neets, we'll be watching the first episode of Deadwood in 1 hour. If anyone has any youtube videos they'd like to see before then, please suggest them, otherwise I'll just be playing some music.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1350rxs/if_youre_a_single_guy_tell_women_you_think_theyre/
Is this good advice?
I've only eaten a bowl of weetbix today. Nothing else and I'm not even hungry. Two explosive poos however.
Moved onto the moscato. Much better than the rose I bought. Going to watch the first episode of Sabrina.
> It has been reported that the series had a total count of 2,980 "fucks" and an average of 1.56 utterances of "fuck" per minute of footage
Deadwood was a success, we might watch some more episodes on thursday as I think webby won't be here tomorrow.
Put 10 though the machine get a free breaky, and a snack of springies, pie and snoj roll, fancy big tendie and sauce or something else, 1000 points gets you a free pale. That's 30 through the machines which also gets you free parking for the day. 
The parking,  because you'll get at least 50% back is cheaper than paying alone.
The public toilets that automatically warm up the seats are cursed, I can't help but think some other grot was sitting on it seconds earlier.
At the commune we will take a low tech approach to pooing. We will simply dig a long trench and all the neets will poo at the same time and one of the lowly neets will go down the line and use a garden hose to clean our bottoms.
 >>/699334/
Yeah. Between 10 and 12 you can get a free morning tea which I'm pretty sure is a coffee and a cake. All their cakes are very fancy yum stuff, so I think it's about $15 worth for putting $10 through a machine. 
That $10 through the machine also gets you the free snack. Three springies with sweet chilli sauce
 a party pie and a bit of a sausage roll with tomato sauce
I think the other one is a dpling, I haven't had that. 
Or a tendie. 
The tendie is a whole tenderloin in light batter with herbs and comes with a sauce that's like a better version of big mac sauce. 
It is the superior choice.
 >>/699342/
We need perishable toilets that let you sit in a pop up tent and shit in a bag that has a pouch to roll it all up in, with an inbuilt water bladder to wash your hands in ans you can chuck it behind the tree because it has another bladder with biodegrading chemicals that turns it into nitrogen fertiliser for the plants.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-02/banning-nazi-symbol-salute-legislation-parliamentary-hearing/102290802
> Innocuous images such as cartoon Pepe the Frog and Monster energy drink cans have been cited as examples of symbols used by extremist groups.
Feeling sad about how I'm a loser who can't make friends or keep a job or finish anything I start and generally ended up a dropkick mong
I took my dad there and got us both a breaky boig with a fuic (changed to actual coffees) and he got pissed off because it wasn't a knife and fork meal.
 >>/699404/
I knew a guy online who used to boast about how he always gave his gf prostate orgasms when they had buttsex.
He never seemd to get why we laughed so much.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Gymshark/comments/m0wb3p/dear_gymshark_please_stop_putting_this_butthole/
I just had an easy poo after 4 days of farting and multiple hard poos with bleeding.
Today is a good day.
There were ants crawling all over my empty recycling bin when I went outside. I looked in and fucking Bill had tossed his vanilla milk carton in there without rinsing and flattening it.
Got up at five. Going to collapse when I get home. Too early. Woe. Two extremely violent poos so far. Maybe another two or three will happen over the rest of the day. I need a shotgun choke on my arse, I just end up exploding and covering the bowl like a big shit bukkake. The smell isn't too bad at the moment though, about a week ago it was fucking awful.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-team-reveals-aussie-symbol-is-owned-by-warner-bros/news-story/43af80330ae5c62bb3d0781c18b8390d
so they are pushing for the lame tassie devils after all
should have gone with the taswegian possums
https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/two-cops-stabbed-attacker-shot-dead/news-story/2b367776922699c961cd86155b316931
one of those country towns where everybody is on meth
I need to go shopping. I don't feel like it but the pantry is literally bare. I think I will go to the easiest one. I can't deal with parking and traffic today.
Watching Wrath of Man (2021). The dialogue is horrendous, some of the worst writing and acting I've ever seen.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-03/first-nations-indigenous-students-sent-to-nasa/102250712
boongs in space
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/fury-as-cadbury-quietly-cuts-size-of-its-popular-assortment-box/news-story/981a7e712d2ff03b4800f8b228fc2ab1
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/grim-reason-for-horrible-stench-in-mans-hotel-room/news-story/7950eb1624ff23d26586803108818b84
> A hotel guest thought his feet were to blame for an overpowering stench in his room, but the real reason was far more sinister.
I am back from shopping. Drakes gave me a 5% discount for presenting my RAA card. $9 saved. Promotion they are running for all of May.
I didn't return my trolley at Drakes. I judged the nearest bay as being too far away. I left it in the spot next to my car.
I would not normally do that but it really was an unacceptable distance to expect me to walk to return it. I was still in their car park. My conscience is clear.
Tiffin?
> Alleged Windang terror offender’s manifesto revealed in court
>  >Dr Renwick told the court that when Mr Fleming surrendered to police, he was found in possession of a USB stick that contained his “manifesto”.
>  >Dr Renwick told the court that in the document, Mr Fleming said: “Muslim gangs can rape our children and nobody can say anything because you are a racist.”
>  >It also said “feminism is killing the white western male” and made reference to an event that would “make the Cronulla riots look like a kindergarten field trip”.
>  >The court was told that Mr Fleming also railed against people who identified as transgender, saying, “I don’t see them as human beings.”
>  >“If you think I’ll sit back and watch my beloved country slip into totalitarianism, you’re sadly mistaken,” he also said in the manifesto, the court was told.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/alleged-windang-terror-offenders-manifesto-revealed-in-court/news-story/7c8790e0581f6bd19754e65dc14d6544
 >>/699448/
I commented on a nurses ring at the hospital yesterday. It was a ruby with two diamonds on either side, looked great. She said it was a gift from her dad, who's 'into astrology and all that' to help her get a husband.. then went into a speech about being 27 and single and needed all the help she could get. 
When looking it up while in the waiting room, I could only find things about it being for confidence boosting.  
I didn't tell her.
I shave in the shower. It is best because you can wash the shaving cream off properly, which is something that can be a challenge bent over a little sink and splashing yourself. I have a little mirror I hook onto the glass shower screen. Perfect position.
I've been trying to catch up on 10 years worth of 40k lore and it's bloody hard work.
They've written about a hundred books about the history starting at 30k and a lot of it is as boring as badly written real history.
Back from the club.
Having an OP rum. She wished me a lovely evening again.

 >>/699510/
Most said they'd never heard of you. Bruce said you're a bit of a tosser.
 >>/699604/
whenever I see these in a public place, I have to take them back to the store. Not out of helpfulness, but rather compulsion. If I left them I'd be thinking about them for the rest of the day.
I am at the point in the late night NEET cycle where 1am feels like three o'clock in the afternoon.
Bedtime pushed out to 5am now. Sleep until the afternoon.
I just watched the trailer for the second Dune movie, out in November. Did you NEETs see the first one? I thought it was okay.
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Hey, fellas.
Gonna stream an Indonesian action movie on the 6th, The Raid Redemption at 7pm AEST.
But I saw someone mentioning the crowning of Charles III. If there is a streamable source (like a youtube broadcast, similarly to the queen's funeral) then maybe we should watch that instead.
 >>/699661/
Moofie starts at 7PM this says
> The coronation of King Charles III will be held inside Westminster Abbey at 11am (London time) on Saturday, May 6. That is 8pm AEST on Saturday.
> In Australia, the coronation will be broadcast live and free from 5pm (AEDT) on Channel 9, 9Gem and 9Now.
https://www.9news.com.au/national/king-charles-iii-coronation-date-guest-list-how-to-watch-everything-to-know-explainer/9b732713-3cb9-4213-8178-348579d96dca
 >>/699664/
I do not think the search will be hard. The BBC and other places will do the same on the afternoon/evening. It will be on the front page of YouTube like it was for the Queen's funeral.
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Japanese birthing pods. Back in the day there used to be forests full of these from Hokkaido all the way down to Kyushu, now they're only really found in the Kansai region.
rubbish bin has been put out
discovered bill had put plaster and a light bulb and some other stuff in that one
harrumph
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-04/canberra-man-caught-speeding-on-e-scooter-jailed/102299854
> Canberra man who rode e-scooter at 100kph before trying to flee police sentenced to one month in jail
whizzing
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-03/albino-echidna-raffie-spotted-near-bathurst-nsw/102295670
white echidna superior to the brown echidna
 >>/699672/
> "My job's on the line, man," Cole is heard saying.
> "Please, it's Christmas and that."
> He later tested positive for methamphetamine in a roadside drug test.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/federal-budget/workers-who-will-win-10000-a-year-pay-rise-in-budget-revealed/news-story/35c1382d5543f68468e5abd4c6019674
and yet 3 of them can't tell this guy is a dummy
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/other-industries/brutal-staff-email-reveals-global-weight-loss-company-jenny-craig-plans-to-shut-down-operations/news-story/22c176ce72610482ec74fd495e7d729b
remember when that terminally unfunny lesbo pollack here was signed up as the face of jenny craig and lost literally 0kg
https://www.news.com.au/sport/more-sports/florida-man-sparks-backlash-after-winning-allwomens-tournament/news-story/5676d91897ae8017ec29897c59e92e3b
Put $30 in, get $135 out in 10 mins.
$1.50 bets are the way to go.
BUT.. the fucking payout machine short changed me $50, and I wasnt really paying attention other than noticing its mostly 20s, and I didnt get a receipt.
A very complicated feel.
Not sure if I won or got robbed.
I'll be 43 next week, so if you consider 13 and the beginning of high school as the beginning of having relationships and stuff, it will be 30 years of loneliness.
 >>/699703/
I'm in the same position. I reckon I would've been a monk or something if I had living in another time. I am autistically afraid of any emotional closeness even though I am desperate for it.
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fark neets, went down to the post office in a quiet moment to quickly submit a form and while I was waiting for the clerk to fill it out this couple came in behind me and starting snorting and snuffling with covid or influenza. Now I'm gonna die. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.
back in the 90s when I was a kid and movies came on vhs cassettes rather than dvds, one of the first videos we ever owned were the indiana jones ones - I think we got them from a mcdonald's special offer or something. I hated going to school and remember claiming to be sick and staying home instead and watching indy during the day
 >>/699737/
so she's trying to pretend she can't remember how much fuel she put in the car? bullshit
send her a photo of the receipt and tell her you want the money by COB
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/never-before-witnessed-wa-auditor-rips-government-over-nearly-600-million-rat-spend/news-story/2f86c916cf8daa7f58ab44227c28e082
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/accused-terrorist-planned-new-attack-with-last-meal-at-kfc-court-told/news-story/4953ca43d10288830ad93c98de87f2e9
Sometimes in this area a foul odour is carried on the wind. I do not know its origin. I think of it as the essence of all the bad homes.
dominos $15 delivered poopoo pidsers are back on
people must have reeeeed loudly or sales dropped off a cliff
Ok Deadwood will be on in 1 hour. Does anyone have youtube videos they'd like to watch before the tv show starts?
 >>/699796/
Not yet, first one would have worked out but the times they were available didn't line up with when I can get an ultrasound done.will go with them if the remaining two don't work out.
 >>/699817/
The second one charges about 70 an hour I think it was and I assume they bill in hour blocks but $140 spent is better than ending up dead or with a poo bag for life.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/jana-hocking-on-how-to-win-a-bad-breakup/news-story/e6bc7bb2325c08382e0d361b9822837e
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2023-05-03/eta-aquariid-meteor-shower-2023-lunar-eclipse-saturn-australia/102240810
Installed Arch linux, with XFCE + i3. 
Not sure if I will end up using it as a daily driver. Probably not.
My feet are cold. Obesity and back soreness led me to abandon the attempt to put socks on. I may have another try later in the day.

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