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Increasingly tempted to wank. I know if I do I will descend into a several day long edging session of not-vile-but-also-not-possum-approved porn.
I'm going to go out for a run to take my mind off things. Bye for now neets.
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Decided against a booze cruise to the grog shop. Was a bit wobly when I put my shoes on and couldn't really play off 'checking for my wallet' as an excuse to head out
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FOUND IT. I was wondering if I had hallucinated the whole thing. Anyway, thanks to everyone who watched various episodes of The Prisoner with us on womboflix. Next Wednesday we will be seeing the first episode of the 2019 superhero television series The Boys
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 >>/711975/
Patrick McGoohan and Number 6 have the same birthday, which means Patrick McGoohan isn't playing a character he is literally is Number 6 and the village isn't a place it is society and it's keeping him prisoner
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https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/mystery-as-schoolgirl-found-dead-in-bedroom-after-tragic-accident/news-story/7e2c0355d11a750b11431d374c0875ea
Wank gone wrong?
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Weighed myself. 80kg. I'm fatter than ever in terms of appearance but also several kg lighter. I've lost muscle. Not good.
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morning neetbros. I was sleeping soundly when my neighbour woke me by doing a lot of banging at 5 am. No way I can get back to sleep.
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Think you've got what it takes to be a cytube entertainer? Tonight is open mic night on womboflix, where all of the neets are invited to stream a video for 10 minutes or so to entertain the other neets. 7pm AEST.
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Second to last aisle at Victor Woolworths, trolley packed right to the top and they evacuated the shopping centre. Had to go back and swap out all the cold items once we were allowed in. Held up so late I’m now waiting for her to finish in the bank because they’re now open.
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Two weeks
> Donald Trump told he could face charges over classified documents
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65839912
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There was a nice girl doing pick and pack in the aisle we were in and she said she'd make sure the trolley wasn't touched.
Others weren't so fortunate when they went back in, finding baskets had been rounded up and some poor old duck had an entire trolley disappear and even the staff didn't know what had happened to it.
The entire shopping centre got evacuated, so all the stuff that was out on tables out the front had to get brought back into the shops and the staff were all pissed off.
The one in Lizbef they said was a drill. Todays just kept saying there was an emergency. No fire trucks or police showed up. No apology was given over the PA, or even an explanation.
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I trusted the plan
> Former US president Donald Trump says he has been indicted over classified documents at Mar-a-Lago
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-09/donald-trump-says-he-has-been-indicted/102460068
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I did some more house cleaning. I used the special cobweb broom to clean up the walls and ceiling.
A NEET should have a full and versatile range of brooms in his arsenal.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/simple-truth-emerges-as-brittany-higgins-texts-are-leaked/news-story/088b7657f1a3ef41898b3e74ed5ad07f
> Whatever you think of how Ms Higgins, in her own words, “weaponised” her own story, nobody deserves to have the private contents of their phone disgorged across the media.
Journalist is a hypocrite. Film at 11.
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 >>/712082/
That was the fat pig of a journalist who drove drunk, got into a police chase refusing to stop, and then walked away from court after a bunch of glowing references from other media pieces of shit.
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Mine went from
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We have the most gas in the world but the price here is the most expensive because the government doesn't make them set a certain amount aside for domestic use.
This country is fucked.
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I've written up a lifting plan to get me back to about 80% of my old strength. I will follow a linear progression until I get there and then it'll be back to my old plan.
I'll make sure to run on my off days too.
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Cherry Ripe flavour Old Gold isn't particularly good. Not awful by any stretch, but not the same as a Cherry Ripe bar.
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Day ten or eleven of nowank, no porn etc.
Wish I had kept better count of the days. Sleeping way better now. I just go straight off to sleep and wake up feeling much more refreshed than usual. I'm glad I've stuck with it this far. Let us see how long I last. The longest I've ever gone is about 15 days.
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Also, some cunt reserved 3+ machines.
He joked that he forgot that he had reserved one half an hour before.
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 >>/712142/
as long as you wash you clothes now and then and you don't smoke in a fucking 10 square meters room, you won't smell
can't say the same if you smoke weed instead of cigs  
I used to live with this guy who was a filthy fucking stoner
every time he would light a joint you could feel the smell in all 3 rooms
if I were to forget some jacket in the room he was smoking, I could not even go to the store without people noticing the smell 
that's someone I would call obnoxious
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 >>/712145/
except I do 
now and then I visit my parents 
given that my dad would foam at the mouth if he would find out I smoke, I smoke in the greenhouse 
to say that whenever I smoke there my cloths stink, would be too gentle 
the space is the size of a small kitchen (where most people smoke), which made me realize that's where the myth of cloths that stink of smoke comes from
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> the gypsy is acting all high and mighty because it doesn't smoke weed
> still smokes tobacco inside like an animal
Glasshouses.
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Severely woed at how my hair looks now. I cut it too short and I look like a minda, especially from the side.
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 >>/712166/
Yeah, I've been doing so for years. I fucked it up this time though. I am looking at a bloke now who had the same hairstyle I always had and feel woed.
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Very tempted to have a cheeky little squizz at some naked ladies on the internet and touch my neetstick.
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arts and crafts is going okay
only got two leds and five transistors to solder in
have to do that after dindins as motherbat wanted the bench for cooking
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Might just call this day a write off and get on the goon. Enjoy fight camp neets. Keep fighting the good fight in my absence.
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"Some evidence suggests that consuming cabbage in high amounts may affect your thyroid." my thyroid gone get fucked up son
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 >>/712226/
Yeah.
I don't have any PCB mounting thingos or a drill down here, but I'll box it at some point.
I'll still be able to diagnose the windscreen wiper circuit board I want to check once I've finished soldering things.
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> you will never cruise through the suburban streets of lizbef in a vette as Bill sip his longneck and bitches about the inlaws
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Narrowly avoided the bootle-o. Got home okay. Having a coffee. Going to have a nap afterwards and then some cleaning and various household duties.
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Alright neets, in 1 hour we will be holding open microphone night on womboflix - where we each take turns in impressing, dazzling, and entertaining our fellow neets with youtube videos. All are invited. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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Internet is still running badly after a VPN reroute. Going to reboot the router. Poor beau must struggle with new ip hashes all the time.
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yeah this place is getting tiring with the same "jokes" over and over again, time to post a dan image or something i guess
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I bet after constantly nagging neets to watch his videos for days cruisey won't even show up to open microphone night tonight
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Cat just got into a big fight 
Tried to seperate them but couldn't grab one without getting my hand all cut up, could only use my foot so much 
Don't think she's in a good way now, too old for combat. Hair everywhere, probably some decent cuts on both teams
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Yes. I tell her to stop reading the newspaper and watching so much tv news, but she doesn’t listen. She also has an annoying habit of talking about it while I’m doing something requiring concentration. You could be defusing a land mine and she’d be going on about some inane political shit.
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I'm here a 6 months now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12177259/The-forgotten-pensioner-no-family-leaves-night-case-dies.html
> 'I've got no family, never been married, no kids. Family, if you lose one or two it's bad enough, but if you lose all of them you're completely on your own and it's just a nightmare,' he said.
Me in a couple of years.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/police-intervene-after-queensland-mans-cement-tyre-stunt-goes-viral/news-story/c4457c6e3aace391fef51b86bc921ecd
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she thinks i'm going to shit or vomit in the car or something with the cooked breakfast, toast, tiramisu, mango mondster and coffee
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Howdy fellas,
Awkward question that probably won't get answered time:
How does would younger guy like me go about getting the fuck out of my parent's house while avoiding having to find yet another crushing job that'll 100% result in me killing myself this time? I'm all out of ideas.
I've never been in the CentreLink system before so don't really know much about it and might need some guidance.
Or something, I dunno, I'm just kind of desperately spitballing here, squirming around like a caged rat.
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Jesus christ those spelling mistakes make me sound like a fucking retard. Even now the stress rapes my brain like an american nigger.
Sorry fellas.
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NEET you need to see a psychiatrist and get your mental illnesses fully diagnosed. Once you have done that you can get on the Disability Support Pension which will give you enough income to live a mostly independent life.
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 >>/712390/
damnit, I used to have a huge sugar and caffeine habit and I've spent months cutting back on these things only for them to become cool with zoomer neets
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... Shit, really? That's literally it?
I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and chronic depression YEARS ago... You mean to tell me I could've been living by myself this entire time???
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 >>/712398/
> That's literally it?
Yes. You might want to get diagnosed with a couple more mental illnesses though, just to make sure they approve you for DSP.
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 >>/712403/
The only difference between suspected and diagnosed is who's telling you. 
Admitting to having emotional trauma is about submission to perceived authority and mitigation of liability to family or society; it is not about becoming well adjusted.
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He dances like I walk with my bad back. 
Have you seen those videos of how the Easter Islanders allegedly 'walked' those big heads across the island?
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Try this thing. Follow the links. 
I think rent assistance is up to $150 a fortnight and some of those links will pay your bond and 2 weeks rent. 

http://www.pickle.org.au/
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I doubt it.
There is the one that says "Handsome fella" and then the one that spergs out (Cruisey). I don't think there are three. Who is the third one?
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Been on an excursion. 
Got some grog and a HJ's. 
You should all stock up because they'll be shut on Monday. 
Hunger tamer was $17, that's for a plain whopper, 4 nuggoes, a chicken royale and small chips, and a coke. 
Feel like I've been robbed, had two nuggets and put it away.
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> NEET does something dumb (buys shitty HJs fast food)
> externalises blame: "I've been robbed"
> no accountability.
> many such cases.
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My online shopping bookmarks folder is full of expensive shit I don't really need but want to buy. Can't bring myself to delete much of it. Still want them. One day.
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Don't rob me of my you. 
They don't display the price until the end. 
Often they don't tell you either, and just say that you need to drive to the window. 
I didn't follow the system, should have looked up the voucher book and told them how much I was going to pay. 
Should have said, two whoppers for $11.95 from the voucher, and then a $3 chicken royale and a $2 chips. 

I got robbed one whole whopper.
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I will give you a (you) for that one. You sounded a bit more accountable. A couple of "should have"s, though still a lot of complaining of unfairness and injustice towards you that doesn't really exist.
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I'm sitting in front of the workstation. 
I put the toilet phone charger there to prompt me to wage but still can't. 
The grog fridge is on the other side.
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There's a post it note pack near me. 
I could write things down 👇 
Do some notes in the future. 
Easy single tasks
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Made a transistor tester
Made some leads for an ESR meter
Checked the ESR on some electrolytic capacitors
Rigged a fishing leader
Watched some youtubes
Watched some Olives
Ate like a pig
Getting boozy
Productive
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There's service agreements and contracts with scanner file names that I need to file. 
There's scheduling of new ones. 
There's emails to people I need to not look like a boong to. 
There's accountants and cunts I need to contact. 
I don't want to think about it.
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> I'm making a statement.
You made a statement not getting vaccinated and that was why you had to form this business. Now you're making another ill-thought-out statement.
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There is a new esoterica video that looks very good. 
Might watch that after a youtubes episode of pom comedy (Going Straight - S1 E3) by myself because neither of them are on the womboflix 36hr repeating stream.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/four-children-found-alive-40-days-after-plane-crash-in-amazon-jungle/news-story/f78e8371050d02e821c41b97f442bdcf
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When I was banned for six months the other day I still showed up to Womboflix, just didn't enter a username out of respect for the ban.
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Why are these music and TV reaction videos almost always done by negroes? Why are they so animated and obviously pretending? Do American neggers actually believe these neger youtubers are legit?
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YouTube fucked with content creators, some went to other platforms but many just quit.
YouTube is really struggling for NEW content, someone talking into a microphone makes an hour of content in an hour, it's the lowest quality content you can get.
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Yeah, the sort of things I watch (typically people building things, restoring things, or explaining things) still have some decent people putting out semi-regular content. I suspect they got in early and have large numbers of followers and therefore revenue.
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angus beef & pork meatball rigatoni pasta bake plus garlic bread for dindins
last night was lamb ragu (lol)
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 >>/712661/
> cab blanc
you mean sauv blanc?
no
sauvignon blanc is a white
cabernet sauvignon is a red
in fact cab sauv is believed to be the 'biturica' wine grape of roman times
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 >>/712644/
These are basically captives on the platform, often the people who get burned once then quit entirely. 
The internet is dying, strangled to death by global corporations
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 >>/712666/
Now Google owns user devices the revenue model has changed a lot, and YouTube is actually attacking creators rather than simply making changes these people don't like. 
Imagine they planned to change a rule in six months, told nobody, spent six months shadowbanning those people, then announced the change with immediate effect. They've done things like deleted people's content without warning, which might not have been backed up. 
I think west's happening is that creators stay until they get burned, then never come back while at the same time new players just boycot YouTube.
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Spent ages cleaning up the edges of the apus and it didn't end up clean on the image. Woe.
Here is what the next edition should be:
> NEET General #699 - Mixed up, Muddled up, Shook up World Edition

Some neets say she is a boy, some say he is a girl - will we ever truly know?

OLD:  >>/711898/
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Ok, in 1 hour we will be playing The Karate Kid (1984), the story of a bullied kid who gets turned into an unstoppable martial arts killing machine by a japanese karate master. 15 minutes before the movie starts, we will be playing some tasteful 80s music. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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 >>/712699/
In this past it was to speak of nuro in any way that wasn't outright worshipful.
It is much harder to get banned these days. Try impersonating nuro or iga so you get 18.1'd.
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I wish you all the best, even though I've grown to not like some of you. I feel like that's impacting my posting habit here
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Tonight on Moofiesflix we will be screening a bootleg ealy release of the new Shane Warne Biopic. One of channel 9's stirling offerings as a balm to the bored and low IQ goyim in psychological distress after being terrorized by MSM propaganda  and thinly veiled hype  of homelessness through property hyperinflation. Come and guffaw like a donkey at Warnie's concocted life stories and untimely vaxx induced death. Rated PG.
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Thanks to everyone who came to The Karate Kid (1984). We'll be seeing the sequel next week, and the Wednesday after that the first episode of Cobra Kai
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Had it, a codeine and having a goon. 
Back is bad. Got a physical shift tomorrow that I'm not sure I'll be able to handle without making it obvious that I'm sore.
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maybe imisshelen or shibs can run a late night open mic night on cytube sometime. It's getting towards my bedtime
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One day we'll have a fun night on voice chat together, gooning, choofing and partying while shooting the shit 
Its a shame that the collective autism has prohibited it up to this point
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that other thread should be terminated for getting made way too early, very low quality behaviour from oliveneet
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I am watching video essays and summaries about Kingdom of Heaven again. I have no moral convictions, and live by no principals. Oh how the culture has lead me towards a life of hedonism and decay!
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Champion Ruby used to be one of my few pouch rotations 
Struggling to remember the other brands and types. One was rum and wine flavoured, old mates misso told me cunts who just got out of jail smoked it. Not to mention all the winfields and bond streets. 
Now its all just flavours, or milligrams. 
You should get on the vapes.
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Thinking about the strawberry 🍓 farm 
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Monk coup coukyld it keeps it to himself.
I'd keep it to myself if the bot could keep it in to see itseld

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6419ef78bef83
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Yeah port royals the one. 
I have previously watch both of the whores linked. I don't have room for them tonight however given the jungle of tabs I have open of.. different perforemrs.
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Whizzing straight to heaven
> ‘Unabomber’ Ted Kaczynski dies in prison
https://www.asianimage.co.uk/news/national/23581211.unabomber-ted-kaczynski-dies-prison/
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Had sausage and bacon and egg and toast for breakkayie again. Doing a big poo at the moment. First since Thursday.
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TikTok is cracking down on semi-naked videos where one person is the focus. If there is more than one person it seems fine, unless it goes viral then it can be one person who is semi-naked.
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Tonight on womboflix we have Zulu (1964), depicting the Battle of Rorke's Drift between the British Army and the Zulus in January 1879, during the Anglo-Zulu War. It shows how 150 British soldiers, 30 of whom were sick and wounded patients in a field hospital, successfully held off a force of 4,000 Zulu warriors.

I haven't seen it myself but it looks like it has lots of british soldiers shooting masses of poor oppressed racial minorities, so maybe woke neets should give it a miss. 7pm AEST.
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