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> the bank calls me 
> it has to be about the unpaid taxes 
> ohshitohfuckImgoingtojail 
> some guy greets me 
> are you interested in our new offer?
> happy cuz I don't go to jail angry cuz I got scarejumped
> tell him right off the bat no 
> do you know about our offer?
> no, and I don't care
> then how do you know you don't care?
> ok then, what do you have to offer? 
> for 1.5usd you get no commissions for receiving money from other banks, and life insurance 
> you're paying that money anyway for the phone app, so nothing changes 
> realization hits
> sorry for being unpolite, I'm a little drunk 
> no worries 
I feel like a piece of shit
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Thanks to everyone who came to womboflix's open microphone night - it was a great success this time, with many neets and many videos. Can I ask neets which video was their favourite?
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I have noticed that trannies are surprisingly common amongst the bad home types. Not just a bourgeoisie phenomenon.
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Goon refers to cheap wine in a box.
All our taxes on alcohol are pretty high but since we produce lots of wine and politicians are wine-drinkers, wine is the least heavily taxed for its alcohol content. So the cheapest way to get drunk short of industrial alcohol is cask wine, commonly known as goon.
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No gym tonight due to my plan to fast, but I will go for an extended walk. I might just walk in a direction for an hour then walk the same path back home.
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the legends regarding vampires are straight out romanians being fucking retarded 
the dad of vlad the implier (impaler) had some fucking dragon on his battle flag
since most romanians are mentally disabled peasants they thought the dragon on his flag was the devil 
so they nicknamed him vlad dracu (vlad the devil) 
after a while, his son started sticking huge wood dildos up his enemies' arses 
everyone admitted he was a blood thirsty sadic 
somehow the foreigners mixed up the two, and now everyone knows about the count dracula
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 >>/715004/
Historically speaking dragons are associated with the devil, so it's not too far fetched that the peasants would make that association. Here's a passage from the Bible about it: Revelation 12:9
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9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
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It's going to be one of those fucken days.
Showered and put on clean clothes to drive into town to see some cunt about work shit and then get a phone call when I've been driving for 15 minutes to say it has been rescheduled.
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https://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/the-good-father-al-pacino-a-dad-again-at-83/news-story/9736a2f27cce932d5e3eacce442e1df6
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 >>/715065/
Family burger box (a crunch twister, a zinger, an original and one of the meme new burgers), a 10 pack of wicked wings and a large potato and gravy please.
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 >>/715095/
Probably.
Who knows? I doubt Olive is actually her first name. At one point in one of those office attire videos I thought I'd identified her employer based on the lanyard she was wearing, but they didn't have an office in Texas and it turned out to be a con sponsor's lanyard.
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 >>/715097/
She mentioned something on the discord about working in the HR department of some company involved with education or something. She has dropped enough hints about it there I reckon you could work it out. I might dig into it in a few weeks when I have some more free time.
A while ago a neet was saying he had her real name but he wouldn't say what it was.
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morning
fight camp day 2, no tax. enjoying some instants as the warm sun comes shines into the neet cave
https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/calls-grow-for-inquiry-into-genderaffirming-care-after-queensland-child-psychiatrist-jillian-spencer-is-suspended-over-transphobia-allegation/news-story/a38e1d3fe13cebf3a7c6176a1c76d59f

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no surprise at all
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 >>/715125/
> Nigger isn't an Australian insult either.
Perhaps not, but every educated English speaking Westerner is familiar with the written works of all of the English speaking countries, including racial epithets.
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 >>/715129/
Because it's gaelic in origin and adapted by both Irish and Scots, it can be used in a variety of contexts from pig to clown to lout to just old and stupid.
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https://nypost.com/2023/06/15/amazon-shuts-down-customers-smart-home-devices-over-false-racist-claim/
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VERY disappointed to see that more than one NEET turned into a simp and paypig for a lying e-thot. She isn't even that good looking.
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lol wonder if it's worth telling that dude who has spent like $1100 USD on her that she's a lying hoe
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NEETs seem really upset that some person they don't know on the other side of the world has a life of her own.
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This is why you let your mental health deteriorate to the point where you create your own imaginary girlfriend instead of simping for egirls. Maybe use some as a template to create your own imaginary girlfriend, but that's the most you should do.
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Hopefully she is not found dead in a Dan Murphy's dumpster with a soiled chux stuffed in her mouth.
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Sometimes a client will think the prostitute he sees regularly is in love with him and that he isn't like all the other men she sleeps with for money. It can get very awkward.
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> As a boy in school I had an intuitive blood instinct that the girls who took notes with 35 different colored pens were going to ruin the world as adults
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Can I be bothered installing Tinder and setting the location to her particular part of Texas hmmmm
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Her husband let's get dress up in lingerie supplied by other men then take pics for said men. 
Men is plural.
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Was this all Monks fault? 
If there's any news about a davo sperg bashing north terrace boongs, it's on you.
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 >>/715281/
> smash your smartphone's screen with a hammer
> get a nokia 5310 and torrent all the music you usually listen to
> use your pc/laptop
it worked for me
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Ok, tomorrow on womboflix we have The Karate Kid 2 (1986) - this time Daniel travels to Japan, starts getting grabby with the local girls, and when a local guy tries to intervene and protect her from Daniel's unwanted advances, Daniel beats the shit out of him.

Then on Sunday we go to Chinatown (1974) - a private detective hired to expose an adulterer in 1930s Los Angeles finds himself caught up in a web of deceit, corruption, and murder. Starring Jack Nicholson and some chick with weird cheekbones.
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lol they have evidence that his first name is Ryan and they are still trying to tell themselves he is a woman.
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Wish I lived in a towel in Bahrain, being a middle man between the Yemenis and UAE, distributing illicit goods, while getting a green light from US forces due to giving details of strange going ons from the Suez and monitoring buoys taking pictures of Somali pirates, who the US don't know are selling goods as well, leaving payment on the buoys.
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> She doesn't look at all like a man though
I have pointed out many times exactly why he looks like a man. Some NEETs just didn't want to hear.
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This fucking nuke didn't need to drop right in the middle of all the bikini videos. Fuck. They're just ruined now.
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All of her facebook associates are white, with the exception of a couple of gomez types. Was refreshing to see no niggers, pajeets or chinks
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 >>/715399/
Have you seen all that talk lately about how niggers apparently can't hear smoke detectors with a flat battery chirping? There are millions of videos where they're clearly standing underneath one doing it and it doesn't even register.
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I think they can physically hear them they just learn to ignore them. I'd expect a nigger hears it for the first time and instead of working put what made the noise like a human would, it just regards it as another mystery it's nigger brain will never understand.
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Imagine if Ryan is the one posting this. 
She knows that there's a point where ongoing thotliving can only cause problems. 
27 is long enough. 
For most of her audience, thats probably almost twice as old as their preference.
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lol just realised I had no idea whether I emailed DavoNEET or one of you other mongs who posted your email address first
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DavoNEET posted earlier that he was going to do some digging in a few weeks when he had more time, so he'd have had this uncomfortable experience eventually anyway. Things just accelerated a little today.
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 >>/715474/
At the moment I'm trying to recover most of my old strength to get back to my old routine. I'm making good progress. Tonight I'll focus on my deadlift. I should be back into it by the end of the month.
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By the end of the decade webby will married to a north east oriental woman with a child on the way. Bill will be the best man at the wedding.
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> He dressed in rags and never bathed, so was usually shunned 
> His repulsive exterior caused him more pain than it did others, 
> died in his early 30's
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> and visit the great shrines as a pilgrim. From that day on his soul was flooded with great peace.
So went and visited all the shrines, didn't work or wash and just ate food people gave him, so a religious boong basically.
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I don't even know at the moment. A few months ago I could do one Weber for reps. I don't know how people manage and extra hundred on top of that. My deadlift has always been a relatively weak lift for some reason.
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My hips I guess? I could squat nearly as much as I could deadlift (I could do one Weber for one rep). This obviously isn't right so I probably should work on my form a bit lest I end up like Cruisey.
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Been charging new batteries for 4 hours, greenlight is still on.
Real instructions says light at bottom of batteries will go out when charged. Give batteries  little twist and blue light lights up near bottom of batteries, batteries wern't in charger properly, wasted 4 hours. Mong life.
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Normies came to my house, they walked around picking up random objects in wonder asking what they were. 
I kept getting the feeling that they were trying to search for evidence of some kind of wrongdoing, bizarre. 
They wore cuck masks inside, but then took them off outside as if the air in my house was poison, they wouldn't have tea, biscuits or eat anything. 

Sometimes I really wonder if it's me who's gone mad or if it's the normies, because all the normies seem to do wierd shit like that
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> Fuck knows why they came to my house 
> Why did they come to your house?
I don't know why they came reading retention NEET, it seemed like a normal social visit but when they turned up they were really awkward.
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This NEET tells a story lacking so much critical information that it barely makes sense, then gets nasty and sarcastic when people ask him the obvious questions whose answers would make it make sense.
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Foreign flag posters are just attention whores that only hang around for a week or two at best before the board returns to a state of harmony
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Having an overhead press. Going to have a cheeky little deadlift in a bit. I'll try to use my legs more.
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eBay was a good deal 10 years ago. Postage price is what gets you for cheaper items when compared to sports stores. Finding a gym going out of business would be the cheapest.
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 >>/715591/
If she is a man then you need to make a whole heap of assumptions to explain how she passes so well.
We do know Olive presents herself as a woman in public. Knowing this, why would she go by a man's name in public if she was in fact a man larping as a woman?
A weird unisex name sounds like the most parsimonious explanation to me.
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She is a bit fride like and has a somewhat androgynous face but she is definitely a woman. The hands,  skull shape, feet, hips etc all give it away. She also walks and talks like a woman.
Maybe we should call in monk as our in-house tranny expert?
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That ugly bikini video she posted was kind of convincing. They tits are obviously not bolt-ons. She's ugly either way, flat arse, bony body, masculine face. Totally unremarkable. Also sometimes looks like she has an adams apple. 
t. monk, tranny pro
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A girl like that would be getting hundreds of dating app matches. Plenty of attention that she would seize on if she was single. 
She is just milking these pathetic simps for money. She's just another slut whos fatal car crash pics I wish I could see on liveleak
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Girls who play the flute tend to be really bitchy. I am quite surprised that Olive played it as she seems far too nice.
The nice girls usually go for the other woodwind instruments except the bassoon of course. The girls in the string section will usually be nice. Those girls would often be interested in me for playing the flute but then get funny about it upon finding out I'm not gay.
I'd consider the piano a solid instrument to play as well although it is very much the instrument of those with class aspirations or, worse still, class insecurities. Kate played the piano quite well but that was more due to her desire to do everything she could and excel at everything. She was such a lovely girl. Her husband (she got married a while ago) must be very happy. I wish that'd been me. Woe.
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A bottle of red actually goes a long way when I'm doing something semi-useful like coding. Still got another glass left and I opened it around 5pm.
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 >>/715630/
Not enough of a buzz. It would be hard for me to sleep in that situation. 
Wednesday I got a sack (20) and started at around 3, but after finishing and getting in to bed at 11:30 or so I was starting to come down and get the shakes.
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I can't work out what's going on, there's two mongs arguing and a third mong who I think is goading the other two. 
Then there's a dog, the relevence of which is unclear.
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I has a hard mate who. Brought a bio g boong chick back from Salisbury syateoonny starvation and fucked her in my loungeroon instead of taking her back to his place  
I stopped talking to him soon after
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Need more choofs 
Sent narky emails to big cunt NDIS providers. 
Fuck em aye.  >>/715647/
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She stole his jumper in the morning 

I had to call a mate to ask him to come around to sort of make her want to leave. 
Called us all white dogs.
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 >>/715648/
No but from a company I used to work at. Acting like she doesn't know me. And ccing some cunt I used to share an office with.
It's so impersonal.
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I have finished my wine.
Backed up my work.
Put the C book back on the bookshelf.
It was a big day.
Retiring to the couchbed.
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Might email the team leader an email of a cold chisel song. 
Last time I called her while on drugs I told her all my finance/billing structure and fees. 
I am the boss man.
Choir girl I reckon.
It'll remind of when I was a predatory figure.
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 >>/715655/
It was just something I'd long forgotten exactly how to do.
> Do you have to write code and check if it works?
You would normally check what you have written works, if that's what you mean?
I've been working on a personal project for a while.
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Just this evening.
Today I started to drive to a wage thing that got cancelled and returned home.
After that I just watched YouTubes, ate KFC, and stalked Olive/Ryan.
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 >>/715662/
You should be sleeping in a real bed again by now. Just hire a storage unit and move the shit out of your bedroom. It'll improve your sleep quality.
Should have done it during fight camp.
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 >>/715660/
The personal projects without deadlines or schedules are the hardest to maintain. 
Good shit for doing some. 
The cunt who waited til the day to cancel is in the wrong.
Should have got a supercharged sauce.
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She is married neet, it's over.
The new queen of /ausneets/ shall be @aguslaurentti until we can find a proper replacement for Olive. Never ever.
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Possum put a lamprey down my pants once. I got him back by wrapping one up in foil like a garlic bread.
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Wish I was still obsessed with video games and spent most of my time existing in fantasy worlds detached from reality. The real world sucks.
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I'm an idiot. Finished my poo and went to wash my hands and remembered I'd removed the tap handles.
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 >>/715740/
A long time ago a NEET had a similar problem. RIP. It almost inspired him to complete a kitchen renno, even seeking the advice of his best friend over a phone call. RIP.

Good luck because it also sounds like a cunt of a job.
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Back from supercheap. Got a giant snack box and a can of drink. Will resume the plumbing in a little bit.
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 >>/715756/
The water has been off completely, nigga. I used some alcohol gel.
Problem has been fixed now. Required my rattle gun and an a 22mm extra deep socket, which I had acquired from Supercheap.
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Are any of you knowledgeable on pens? I'm looking for some pens that aren't too dear yet can write very smoothly and reliably. Any suggestions?
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 >>/715764/
The reviews on officeworks seem mixed.
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Black or blue. I'll take something else as long as my writing is legible in it.
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I find their reliable but not very smooth which slows me down greatly and the ink is not quite rich enough for my liking. I consider them suitable for scribbling down a quick note but not for doing extensive writing with.
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Back in high school I used to be able to write several legible pages of world building stuff for my stories I used to write. Nowadays I doubt I could write a full sentence and have it not look like a blind epileptic orphan attempted to write in English for the first time during an earthquake.
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I remember when I was growing up if we wanted a rice sandwich we first had to plant the wheat to make the bread then we had to grow the rice.
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Tonight on womboflix, The Karate Kid 2 (1986) - Daniel accompanies his mentor, Mr. Miyagi, to Miyagi's childhood home in Okinawa. Miyagi visits his dying father and confronts his old rival, while Daniel falls in love and inadvertently makes a new rival of his own. 7pm AEST.

Then on Sunday Jack Nicholson stars in the neo-noir mystery Chinatown (1974)
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 >>/715843/
im a neet now so there's no risk in me just laying in bed on the laptop, if i end up having a little snooze than it doesnt matter. as long as im up at midnight for the gym
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not again
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Not much cheese, Greek yogurt, whole can of black BEANs, very good salsa. 
A lot more vinegar and salt in the salsa, more paprika, no garlic. 
Stil under $5 even if you eat the whole lot.
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Not much cheese, Greek yogurt, whole can of black BEANs, very good salsa. 
A lot more vinegar and salt in the salsa, more paprika, no garlic. 
Stil under $5 even if you eat the whole lot.
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> Dopamine dressing: Can wearing bright colours help you beat the winter blues?
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/dopamine-dressing-explained/qbcalhd87
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I wonder how much Adam Savage would charge if I wanted to hit him about the head and face with a plank of wood.
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 >>/715725/
Ive asked him what they need a few times and he either avoids the question or says time.
I asked if someone who knows what thryre doing could be hired but iirc he didn't answer.
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 >>/715890/
It probably is largely time. I imagine he has to fit all of this in around actual work and whatever IRL commitments he has. They also can't just switch everything off without everybody complaining, so that makes it hard too.
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 >>/715904/
Its obvious that my question was a loosely veiled 'how much do you need?'
But he cant/wont answer it and I cant be fucked explaining to him why handballing and delegating is better than inactivity, especially when we depend on it.
Maybe his pride wont let him.
He is the computer guru and its the same if he or someone else does it.
He needs to take a tip from W and get that C book down. Humble himself.
Hire a Bill if its easier.

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