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 >>/716973/
You need to keep the mongs on the tit for as long as possible to keep that sweet sweet NDIS money rolling in. If you sign them up and then put them in the woodchipper, you're only getting one payment out of them.
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 >>/716975/
Maybe be should expand into the funeral industry. One Mong payment then a bulk funeral payment when they get wood chipped. Monk could double the funeral payment at the Cas.
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 >>/716964/
I am stumped thus far. I can get a UTF-8 string response from some kind of key server. I can see the site constnatly getting a typescript file and then a bunch of .m3u8 files as video chunks but when I set my Referer and Origin headers like they do to try and get them myself I get at best a html response showing "Wowza Streaming Engine 4 Subscription Edition" so I assume its logged in to that on their end. Poorly worded. Need wombosec support.
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My goal is to make it until Thursday morning without wanking, I need to try to get some more self control in my life.
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Failed to get anything done today. 
Went to the mong area and spent ages taking to the other mongs. We agreed that bepsi was better then coke. Coke used to be better but got worse.
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Got some milk from the shed. Very painful to walk out there. Hmmm.
Might try a band-aid over it tomorrow to reduce the friction.
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 >>/717039/
With mummybot he would, although my aunts would probably get round to it first. He wouldn't if he was the one sick which is what I suspect is the case.
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Going to put a band-aid over the blister and attempt a run. I went for a run last night and it was fine. I reckon it is just the boots that are causing the issue.
I have another pair but I need new laces for them as the previous ones broke. Haven't gotten around to that. Such a lazy boong am I.
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In bed. Too cold for my neetcave. Forecast says it'll be -1 at 7am. 
Unacceptable given we have a spare thats being used for the troons cats. 
Gonna move the bed out of it and move my desk in.
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I rode the motorbike race game at time zone and it shook loose a bunch of stuff in my insides and my bussy is all mashed up like a ham sandwich
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Want to pick up Davo in the Corvette and drive backwards through various fast food establishments' drive-throughs, forcing him to chat up the serving girls at each window.
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> non-transactional
What? She wasn't a prostie if that is what you're asking. I was at uni, well dressed and my hair looked good. A girl smiled at me and followed me with her eyes as I walked past. I liked her outfit and hair although her make-up was a touch too heavy for my tastes.
I saw her again a bit later as we bumped into each other (figuratively) and I started talking to her. Her pajeeta friend smiled and walked away. I asked her about what she was studying and found out she was actually in highschool which lead to questions about her age which was 15.
tiffin-tier
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what do you guys do when you get bored and drunk?
fight the kangaroos?
chase the scorpions? 
pet alligators? 
hit and run boongs with boomerangs? 
try to get giant spiders drunk on goon? 
up until now I haven't realized that I don't know much about australia
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Still can’t sleep at 6am. More imaginary conversation. Tonight I’m on Q&A, both as a panelist and someone asking the questions. Talking about nationalising the north-west shelf and building social housing blocks.
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Stupid car park thing wouldn’t spit out a ticket and I had to use the intercom while cars were getting angry behind me.
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I went to go fill up my water bottle and we happened to have our paths intersect.
Yes.
I told her "Hey, I like your outfit" and she seemed happy and we started talking. I was carrying a book with an impressive title which probably helped. I think gf2023 may yet be achievable if I can avoid any big breakdowns, benders and suicidal phases.
To larp as a uni student I suppose. I remember doing the same thing when I was in highschool.
No, I have turbo-autism.
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had a life-changing occurrence today neets
my mom's life insurance check came today and it's about equal to $88k AUD
idk if that's actually a lot in AUD but it's enough for me to put down a down payment on a house when I only had about $1700 yesterday
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SpreadsheetNEET should start keeping track of neet records like most coffees, wanks, standards etc.
We can have our own special Olympics and bet on it.
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 >>/717099/
The Olympic games are a representation of Prometheus giving fire to humanity, which was against the Olympians.
Never underestimate how much is subverted.
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Cut down a tree today, didn't take me nearly as long as last time. Secret was to make the cuts relative to my height not the height I wanted the stump.
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 >>/717093/
I'm sorry to hear of your mother's passing NEET. It's ok to have mixed feelings about this kind of fortune. 

Take my advice, sit on the money a few months and think things through, you survived being broke this long so there's no rush. Buying a house might be wise, but it's worth considering if you want to move towns.
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Not sure how this is going to turn out, on the left is a sachet of instant miso soup, when it's almost ready I will add the ramen noodles and bean sprouts.
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NEETs do you know where I can buy chicken thighs with bone in and skin still on? Preferably for a cheap price.
The supermarkets don't seem to have them in the fridge or at the deli counter. The closest you can get is Marylands.
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The new socks I bought are too loose. After a while the part that started out on the bottom has twisted around to be on the top. I spent a bit of money on these because I wanted them to be warm for the winter and to last longer than the cheap ones which get holes in the heel very quickly.
Maybe I should buy a pair of slippers instead of wearing socks around the house.
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Possum abruptly moved to Italy and joined a left-wing humanitarian organisation to help ferry Libyan migrant boats to EU shoes during the height of the Syrian civil war once
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The thing on my foot isn't even a blister, just a raw patch from all the rubbing. Putting a band-aid on has helped greatly with the pain. I can still feel it when I walk but it is only uncomfortable, not painful.
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Thinking about that time nuro said it had been more than a decade since a woman smiled at him. I used to hate him but I actually just feel sorry for him these days.
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Wish I had a Jap gf. I'd be worried about the children though. I'd be okay with hapa daughters but I wouldn't want hapa sons.
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 >>/717119/
looks so nice 
and it seems like you have a tube preamp too 
how much of a difference do you hear between listening to mp3 and listening to that?
what are you listening to?
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Tomorrow night on womboflix...
'Cobra Kai'' - thirty-four years after being defeated by Daniel LaRusso in the 1984 All-Valley Karate Tournament, Johnny Lawrence, now in his 50s, suffers from alcoholism and depression. He works as a part-time handyman, and lives in an apartment in Reseda, Los Angeles, having fallen far from the wealthy lifestyle in Encino that he had been accustomed to growing up.

On Saturday we are showing the japanese movie Angel Dust(1994), which is vaguely similar to Silence Of The Lambs - a dark film about a young female forensic psychiatrist chasing down a serial killer while struggling with her own demons.

Then on Sunday Nicole Kidman stars in BMX Bandits (1983). I dunno what it's about, but think it might have some bmx's in it.
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 >>/717158/
https://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/andrew-tates-house/view/google/
> 700k purchase price
if it still looks like this 
https://nypost.com/2022/12/30/inside-andrew-tates-700k-romanian-warehouse-he-turned-into-a-hideout/
I'm calling bullshit 
that place is in the fucking suburbs of the city I live in 
these two mansions that I attached don't cost more than 5 mil combined (and they are more or less in the same area)
now, to believe that he actually spent 32 mil just on renovations it's fucking retarded given the prices in this shithole
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 >>/717154/ Romania is quiet expensive right? You're one of those countries where the wages are poor but the euromarket inflated thet s price of yoursi t goodsat les t
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 >>/717154/
Romania is quiet expensive right?
You're one of those countries where the wages are poor but the euromarket inflated the price of your utilities and food and shit aren't you?
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he's just boasting
> have doubled or tripled their prices
you can be sure they did that, but they couldn't have charged him more than 2-5 mil 
with 10 they could've rebuilt that shit at least twice from scratch (even with the inflated prices)
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 >>/717154/ Romania is quiet expensive right? You're one of those countries where the wages are poor but the euromarket inflated thet s price of yoursi t goodsat les t
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 >>/717168/ yes and no if you're working a dead end job, you're earning a little over 600 usd just enough to pay the rent, food, and cigs, plus put aside 50-100 usd if you're paid with a first world country wage, you have life on
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 >>/717168/
yes and no 
if you're working a dead end job, you're earning a little over 600 usd
just enough to pay the rent, food, and cigs, plus put aside 50-100 usd
if you're paid with a first world country wage, you have life on easy mode 
with 1k per month, you can rent a 3 rooms apartment all by yourself, and you can live out of delivery and whatnot
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20 minutes and I get to spend the rest of the night dealing with cheesegrater fuckheads
no food or drink all day
just having a glass of wine now
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they hired their own shit pajeet to do day to day stuff and stopped giving me work
that piece of shit is nowhere to be seen when monthly patching comes along and somehow I end up having to do everything
i spent all day with another bunch of fuckwits today and didn't get home until 6.15, so i can't wait to get up again after 5 hours sleep and do it all over again
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I don't document anything for anybody.
If they force the issue they'll get a .docx with 'suck my cock' in it and nothing else
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that sub incident is a whole lot funnier when you find out allboard were mega rich cunts who paid $200k each to be there
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Time to watch some new Black Mirror episodes in bed. 

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Elaborate. 

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Go 2 more. 

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Wagon rumble. 

 >>/717194/
Eat some food you cretin. 

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I don't even get the point of it. They see the titanic through their little hole, and thats it? I wouldn't even do it if it was free. Where are you meant to shit if you're there for a couple days? 
It totally sunk and imploded and splattered them all over the la di da carbon fibre.
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This post got reported by nuro:
> are you going to let this toad slag me off? this is why i dont post here its because you made it a safe space for IGAY you sux nuro thinks you sux too
Literal schizophrenia.
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Imagine being literally retarded and unable to do basic social interactions and thinking it is fine to just randomly insult a good NEET like Tiffin for no reason. He was right to be upset. Some real low quality NEETs here unfortunately.
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I've got some dumbbells in my room. I want to use them to just do a few sets throughout the day. What lifts and what set/rep scheme should I follow?
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member when arnie fucked his mexican house keeper who was like 50 and looked like an ugly old dog and knocked her up
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member when arnie fucked his mexican house keeper who was like 50 and looked like an ugly old dog and knocked her up
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I never understood why American children on TV used to own cars, until I was told that "college" was their university not their high school, and that these "children" were actually 20.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-19/russia-spy-mole-in-asio-sold-cold-war-intelligence-four-corners/102469652
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When they use roids that heavily it permanently wrecks their ability to naturally produce testosterone. they have to be on test for the rest of their life.

And he was obviously always on steroids for his whole career. The older he got the more he needed to look the way he did.
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Do any of you make "checkpoints" for your life? Basically points in my life I aim to reach, such as "just make it through this day", or "make it to the end of the year" or "make it through [insert certain period of time]". Be it uni or something else. One classic one being waiting until certain relatives die. I really need to stop posting this shit here but I have nowhere else to talk about it.
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shaking with cold and fear, want to go back to the hospital emergency, at least there were people there and they showed me some care
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living with other people would just make my anxiety worse, but I do need friends again that I could talk to from time to time
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 >>/717273/
Are there many opportunities you know of around your area to meet people? I'm kind of in a bind since I want to start interacting with people around my age, but I'm at the age where most people are starting to get their shit together but I also don't want to meet new people since I want to leave my town in the next 12 months.
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> although the biggest problem is me
The fact that you're willing to admit that is a good sign, I see that as taking at least some responsibility.
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reading that boogie's wife divorced him because of his anxiety issues, she could put up with him weighing 500lbs but not being anxious
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gooning a little before sleep
haven't done much today, but my fingers hurt which means I practiced enough
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Some Black Sabbath for NEETS
> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0qanF-91aJo&pp=ygUWYmxhY2sgU2FiYmF0aCBwYXJhbm9pZA%3D%3D
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are frozen berries safe neets? Seppos are telling me about a hepatitis outbreak in their frozen strawberries
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I had a dream that a pretty woman was leaning up against me, talked to me a bunch then nibbled on my earlobe. Then I woke up.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-21/conspiracy-theorists-far-right-groups-target-pride-events/102496042
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How many neets have anxiety disorders? It seems like depression is more common on these sorts of boards.
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I can't believe I let those women psychiatrists diagnose me with all this shit. I played right into their hands. Cunts. Never again.
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 >>/717324/
I ended up only using the pumpkin, fennel, onion and garlic.
Roasted them with salt pepper and a hefty wad of tarragon for about an hour then put butter on them.
Then blended them together. 
I boiled the broccoli but decided against putting it in.
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> drank 70 standos
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I've never had to go to a woman and I've seen 7. I had a female Counsellor, but she was also a massage and aromatherapy person.  
Did you tell them?
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 >>/717357/
She gets off on it. They all do. They think they're overlords of the human psyche but can't explain how one anti-depressant works over another. Evil enablers. They just continually affirm your problems and act as the only solution. Repeat customers. Myths about chemical imbalance to have you hooked for life. 
Psychiatrist genocide best day of my life
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It's also about doing something to help yourself, taking the first step so to speak. I remember coming out of consouselling sessions all those years ago feeling better about the future, inspired almost. It quickly wears off when you realise you have to pay someone for this encouragement because you aren't surrounded by positive people in your family and community.
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 >>/717370/
I remember when I came out of my first psychologist appointment feeling great. I was giddy. I thought I'd found the answer and everything was going to get better. It didn't last.
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 >>/717246/
Executive loss.

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They are mostly dog boxes. Be careful.

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I do.

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You will get back to speed.

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It will betray you soon enough.

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The second Bill in your life.

 >>/717300/
Hot!

 >>/717314/
I hope you got at least one thing done.

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You should get to the needful.

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Interesting development.

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We are still in the year of acceptance.

 >>/717335/
Were you thinking about a pub meal during the preparation?

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kek

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Correct.

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You can choose to see whoever you want outside of a hospital but you need to pay for them.

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> They all had very long waiting lists
Even psychologists have a long waiting lists these day. Your post reminded me of this article today which is good to know
> Getting an urgent appointment with your GP or doctor can be hard. It's not meant to be
>  >Royal Australian College of General Practitioners president Nicole Higgins said it was a requirement for general practice accreditation to offer urgent appointments and train reception staff to triage appointments, but patients needed to flag they needed help.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-21/urgent-gp-appointments-difficult-to-get-in-regional-rural-areas/102496354

Good point to use if you really need an appointment to see a GP.

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I still have that Duck one on a USB stick to watch on my tele.

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Hot!

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> I thought I'd found the answer and everything was going to get better.
A good psychologist and psychiatrist should have worked on making a NEET more independent with the goal to see them less frequently if at all.
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What the fuk is this shid? That creep IGAY got banned because hes a toxic piece of shid yet somehow only me and Nuro ended up leaving the board. Thats fine because we outgrew this here bottom feeding cringe and IGAY's 50% contribution to the PPH oh yes and further yet this slimy toad continues to smugly express himself like a tranny telling stories to the hypnotixed kiddies of communist and starts projecting how his worst enemies are pedos like he is in actual. Wallow in his vile presence you cuck fux I've had it with even lurking on moofies nights so im not gonna turn up there no more because I cant stand any of (You) for being pals with minor attracted human dogshid. (You) sux.
t. dublpluga
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We'll be watching Cobra Kai in 1 hour - the story of Johnny and Daniel from the karate kid as their rivalry re-emerges 35 years on from the events of the 1980s. 30 minutes before that I'll chuck on some crappy youtube vids that I want to see. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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The old lady up the street was bitching about how hard it is to pay her bills on the pension and in the same sentence is saying how she owns a garaged 1976 combi van at her old place with her former partner. I'm telling her to sell it and live fat off the arbitrage but its all too difficult even tho she has the papers somewhere. I think there is some DV dynamic but even still there are lawyers and she has prominence in that community. she needs to get over her inertia before she gets whisked away to a nursing home and the dastardly "Geoff" scoops up anything of value she formerly owned. Why doesnt she listen to me and yet the meth heads across the road exploit her like an american vassal state.
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I think he's a long term defacto who occasionally beat her probably her fault, they travelled built a off grid homestead together. The inevitable ends for silent generation DINKS i suspect. She has wealthy fam in the riverina but estranged I think. She could sell the fukn combi and pay for home help instead of chugging the community for NDIS level stuff.
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Bad home IT services today. 
Harder than it should have been, you get told "its broken", identify the problem, then when you turn up find 8 unrelated problems. 

Hardware failure, software liscences lapsed, peripheral hardware fried by a mountain dew related incident, pc fan clogged with doritoes, drivers out of date,  system riddled with malware, HD full of uh... things.

But bad home visits are like this, I get called in for one thing and find everything is fucked.
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 >>/717385/
Don't listen to old people, they always lie. They don't understand something, they guess and get called an idiot, they get angry and lie. 
If you ever encounter this dastardly charecter he may well tell you something like "she sold the car years ago but keeps telling people its hers, that's why she doesn't have the papers".
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Yeah I want to creepy crawl the homestead and get a better picture. There is something wierd about being excluded from a 50% stake in such and endevour simply because "Geoff" went to legal aid first and so she couldnt get legal aid because they are not going to fight themselves in court. This is on top of all the environmental activism and starting a arts and crafts school and being well know as a busybody at the highest levels in the land.
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Only just got home
$36 parking again
stupid cunts gave me an original tower burger instead of a zinger one
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 >>/717394/
I'd stay right out of it, in fact as a rule just don't get invoked if you don't have a clear stake in the issue because it sounds like she's trying to bring you in as a pawn. 

If you don't have the power to actually resolve the issue, if it's not your issue, if you're not bring offered anything for making it your issue then you're a pawn. 

And my experience is that people bring in pawns as a last resort when they know they are wrong. 
She didn't call the police and report it stolen, she didn't pay a lawyer to sort it for her, she didn't sort it herself. Why? Well probably because she's wrong, that's why she resorted to bringing you in, as a pawn
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I reckon Weber got so used to being paid to do next to nothing that when they asked him to actually do a couple of days real work it felt to him like the world was ending.
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selfish cunt ruining peoples' day
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 >>/717375/
> pub meal 
Yes. Was good but not worth the effort. 
Was nice to try new flavours, hadn't tried fennel before. 
I roasted it and the pumpkin and the fennel burnt a bit at only 180.
Nothing major but it wasnt expected.
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The mong just wanted a sparkly mouse pointer to play online poker, won a free Iphone and got so excited he spilled his mountain dew on the power board and blew up his peripheral hardware in the resulting power surge.
Could have happened to anyone
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 >>/717375/
hopefully not
the speed withdrawal was terrible 
waking up in the middle of the night kicking and punching things, plus headaches during the day 
0/10 would not recommend
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The Cold Ones team took a trip to outback SA. They spent some time in Coober Pedy. I thought it might interest a NEET or two. I haven't watched it all yet. They were playing the pokies.

I am not willing to hear criticism of the Cold Ones boys. Just do not go there. No negativity.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BNEfW3uoKCY
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We'll be watching 2 more episodes of Cobra Kai tomorrow at 7pm AEST. I'll also replay the first episode 30 minutes before then for anyone who missed it tonight.
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If I hooked my arse up to the ventilation system of a Chinese factory I could kill everyone inside. Imagine the videos if Liveleaks still existed.
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Aunty unna sends me to resolve S T.U P.I.D problems. 
In this case the issue is the oversight for repairs billing costs more than the item being repaired.
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Titanic tour CEO didn’t hire ‘50-year-old white guys’ because they weren’t ‘inspirational’
> https://nypost.com/2023/06/21/why-stockton-rush-didnt-hire-50-year-old-white-guys-for-titanic-sub-tours/
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Yeah, the more I read about it, the more that guy sounds like a gigantic retard. The stories from people who either bailed on the trips at the last minute or went through with it are amazing:
- using zip ties to fix things to the outside when they broke
- constant comms and electrical failures
- using painters scaffolding structurally on the outside

He even got some letter a few years ago from the regulatory body that overseas maratime exploration saying his sub was a disaster waiting to happen.
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> "one of the things you’ll find, there are other sub-operators out there, but they typically have, uh, gentlemen who are ex-military submariners, and they — you’ll see a whole bunch of 50-year-old white guys,”
Don't worry, I'm sure the non-binary gender studies magical negress they hired to pilot the sub will think of a way out of this. Diversity is our strength.
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> can I have a turn
> no It's mine I don't have to share
> mom said its my turn to drive the sub
> frick off dweeb
> give it here
> scuffling noises
> loud bang
> video cuts out
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Apparently at the exact same time this was happening a boat carrying 700 illegal immigrants sank and the powers that be did basically nothing in terms of a rescue attempt.
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Enlil and Enki are Yahweh and El. 
Annunaki demiurge, creator of a subservient man, and the lightbringer, enlightener and art giving corruptor; both beneath the Monad, only recognisable through sophiac gnosis.
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There's a word for this kind of linguistic regression. Eventually it comes full circle when the terminal grunt just becomes the new word for "functionally"
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The word “mustard” never appears in the Hebrew Bible but it is mentioned more than 200 times in later Talmudic commentaries on the text. Thus we learn that the three angels who came to announce the birth of Jacob to Abraham were served tongue in mustard sauce (Genesis 18:6-7).
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I dont get most of the talmud commentaries.
Why would they presume that it was that?
Apparently it was a delicacy of the times.
It also says that Sarah didnt offer them bread because she was on her rags and thats not kosher.

https://www.chabad.org/library/bible_cdo/aid/8213/showrashi/true/jewish/Chapter-18.htm

Click Show on the Rashi button, that shows the commentary.
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https://nypost.com/web-stories/psychologist-believes-titanic-sub-crew-is-likely-experiencing-mood-swings/
Have they tried mindfulness?
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No, that is half the problem. Tiffin is a friend of nuro and has seemingly remained in contact with him on discord. He is no doubt relaying him information and agitating for some big return. I suspect he is the one defending nuro all the time.
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Nuro would find it harder to stay away from the board if he has a schizophrenic telling him all about it and going on about every post being made by IGA.
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This was not a good place for NURO, he's better off moving on. Also Shame on those who attack banned NEETS, cowardly behaviour
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Imagine if nuro moved in before the neets di.
Nuro is probably in a better place now, the neets shouldn't cling onto that period of nasty posts.

Ragging on someone who can't respond is cowardly, there is no honour in that kind of behaviour
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It was a good easy to watch action flick. 
Some of the new Black Mirror episodes were also good. 

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Morning. I woke up at 2:30pm again. Was watching Ukraine gopro footage in bed until 6. 

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Rain and cold. Moving my wank station indoors tomorrow. 

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Good
https://twitter.com/RadioGenova/status/1670711857265475584

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You can get hot and cold milo from street vendors all over south east jungle asia

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Average yes voters

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Instants? 

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Goondaddy has come online. 

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I could double it with the current performance of my system.
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Arserax.

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Smooth them out.

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Big queue.

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Thanks Trev.

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kek

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> saying his sub was a disaster waiting to happen.
kek

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Dequeue.

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> Might just get some T-shirts with pictures of them on it.
Smart.

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kek

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RIP.

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Spoil yourself.

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She new, she new!

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kek

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Interesting haul.

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kek

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> IKTF

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> when I said kfc was open.
It depends on where you are.

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> Nuro is probably in a better place now
He is, RIP.

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> Goondaddy has come online. 
What future projects are in the pipeline?

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You needed it!

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Have a wank.
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Saturday night on womboflix will be the Japanese psychological thriller Angel Dust (1994), about a Japanese woman who tries to catch a serial killer who strikes on crowded subways at the same time each week.

On Sunday we'll be watching BMX Bandits (1984), where a 15 year old Nicole Kidman fights bank robbers with her bike.
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$38 for a schnitzel and a glass of wine on schnitzel night. Apparently the advertised price is for a “half” schnitzel. Similarly the glass of wine came in 150ml or 250ml sizes/prices. How much are the pubs paying Cruisey to shill their “specials”?
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If I’d known that was the case, I’d have ordered a half. I’ll upload the flyer for the night when I get home and nowhere does it mention this
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Last time I was at the middy I used the bread tongs to scoop up some horseradish and then dropped it on the counter, then wiped it up with my finger.
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The fact they've got a room full of machines with $8k jackpots is another reason the schnitzel stunt is appalling. They could give them away with the profit they're making on those machines.
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My dog hair broom coming from Sydney to Best A is for some reason currently in Welshpool WA.
I ordered it 8 days ago.
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It's raining, its pouring
The NEETboard is boring
Went to bed, but wanked instead 
I drank 4 instants this mooorning
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I want to form a chamomile tea drinking crew instead of an goon drinking group. We could have cafe crawls instead of pub crawls, where we all get sedated on herbal teas
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That is apparently not uncommon from fat chicks who have fat boyfriends. They get all insecure that they're too fat and ugly. In which case the guy should absolutely leave.
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NEETs look at this woke shit Aus Post have slapped on the tracking of my magic broom that is on the other side of the country from where it should be.
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The name David and Electric Water Heater is spelled the same, the niqqud is the only thing that changes.
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You should not keep demonic objects in your house. It is bad enough you have let these demons into your mind. I will pray for you. 🙏🙏🙏
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If I pay a boong elder to recognise me as a boong (I know such a fella), how does that work with cenno? Would I be able to avoid the requirements for staying on the dole if I'm legally an abo?
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Before I go to sleep, I forgot to mention the HA texted me at 1:40pm ACST and I deleted it without responding.
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Solomonic daemons. 
I'm about to have a wank to Inanna/Ishtar/Venus/Aphrodite.

My vulva, the horn,
The Boat of Heaven,
Is full of eagerness like the young moon.
My untilled land lies fallow.
As for me, Inanna,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my high field?
Who will plow my wet ground?
As for me, the young woman,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will station the ox there?
Who will plow my vulva?
...
Make your milk sweet and thick, my bridegroom.
My shepherd, I will drink your fresh milk.
Wild bull, Dumuzi, make your milk sweet and thick.
I will drink your fresh milk.
Let the milk of the goat flow in my sheepfold.
Fill my holy churn with honey cheese.
Lord Dumuzi, I will drink your fresh milk.
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> I'm about to have a wank to Inanna/Ishtar/Venus/Aphrodite.
It says something that I'm not sure if you are joking or not.
I will need to pray harder. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Not really. No explanation or apology for where she was for six or seven months. Just another bored female looking for more validation or drama. Obviously somebody else got fed up with her recently and there was a vacancy on her orbiter roster.
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Surely they have reduced requirements or something though? I find it hard to believe the boongs you see drinking in parks are keeping up with the job applications and the like.
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I started laughing at the absurdity of it all. I laugh so  much now, just on my own. I have been able to step outside of myself if you know what I mean. It took many years.
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I just had two cones in the backyard in the cold wind and skulled a quick stando. Had a wank before that. 
Should have saved it for going to sleep.
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How do you look? 
When you step out, what direction do you head. 
I head forwards so I get no reflection or perspective on myself. 
Pointless transcendentalism.
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what happened to cruisey's 24 hour cytube channel where we could go and hang out with other insomniacs?
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Exactly.
It'll need to be 36hr so we don't see the same shit at the same time each night. 
Woodwork, leather smithing, drain cleaning, fast forward construction, spooky UFO, and olive vids with quality conversation and company
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Dual naming would be Perth (Boongra...) that explanation doesn't justify the confusing change. Like
> To mark NAIDOC Week in November 2020, Australia Post updated the addressing guidelines to include Traditional Place names. 
https://auspost.com.au/community-hub/traditional-place-names/rachael-mcphail-making-traditional-place-names-part-of-mailing-addresses

These sudden changes are also not good for any with accessibility needs, as they will most likely have no clue what it means then miss the actual location. A change for some of the population.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/courts-law/wild-video-emerges-of-queensland-cops-altercation-with-motorist-after-crash/news-story/b379785931ea572ecb133cafca56cb04
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Richard Stallman has apparently seen the "I'd just like to interject for a moment" copypasta and responded.
https://www.gnu.org/gnu/incorrect-quotation.en.html
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I brought a discarded beer bottle in from the street outside my house. It had been sitting there for several days. Rinsed and added to my collection. 10c successfully scavenged.
The only thing I don't like about it is I worry about transmission of disease. Some bad home public drinking litterer has had their mouth on it. I washed my hands with soap after washing it out but I still feel uneasy about the situation.
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Summoned to a vile home. 
Turned up hazmat,oversuit, entrenching tool, not fucking around today. 
BEAN NEET has sailed the VILE River to the heart of VILE.

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